The years I was a birdman

Chapter 294 White Fish Slim Legs
I have thought about it more than once, what kind of thing is time, why is it always in a hurry when everyone is longing for time, and why it walks like a runner when you want time to pass quickly? A sick man with diarrhea, until later, I finally discovered that time is not a thing at all, or it is not a thing at all.

That's right, this is what Zhang Zhengfei said in his heart. That night, he and Liang Yun'er talked about many things that he hadn't talked about before. Although they were all trivial things, they calmed his heart down. He began to try Slowly integrate into this ordinary life, because he knows that maybe he will always be like this in the days to come, such as monsters, ghosts, beauties, traps and tricks, let them drag along with the white dragon horse. Follow Tang Seng to learn scriptures, it has nothing to do with him.

It's just that I still feel a little empty in my heart, and I don't know why.

Li Lanying is different, since he came back from the Snake Cave Mountain, this fat man has really changed a lot, so it may not be appropriate to say that, Zhang Shifei thinks that this fat man is like a different person, and he said that he will grow up if he suffers Zhi, indeed, the fat man has learned his lesson and decided to change his mind and start a new life. He will never ask Zhang Shifei to go to nightclubs with him. In his words, the two of them have graduated from nightclubs. Those lovely girls Just go with the wind.

What he said was free and easy, Zhang Shifei was a little speechless, but he also acquiesced, indeed, the reason why they used to go to that kind of place every night, to put it bluntly, was that they couldn’t find where they belonged. Showing his talent in business, since Mr. Cui folds paper ingots like a resentful woman every day, most of the guests who come are fat people who come forward to greet him. His eloquence is very good, and Mr. Cui is also very satisfied with the results.

The same is true for Zhang Shifei. He goes to Fuzetang to report every day. Although he has nothing to do, breathing the smell of second-hand smoke and incense ash in Fuzetang makes him feel at ease. Cultivating his own fairy bones, he was idle anyway, and in the evening, he would go to Liang Yun'er's school to have dinner with her, the relationship between the two gradually became stable, and they would not blush when they met, and would not be speechless In other words, although Zhang Shifei still dare not say those three words, but now he can hold Liang Yun'er's hand very calmly.

Sometimes, when he went to Liang Yun'er, he would see that little girl Fu Xuehan, but now he wouldn't feel embarrassed anymore. Originally, it wasn't a big deal. I'm afraid, and besides, this little girl is really hot with that Liang Yun'er. Women are really a strange kind of life form. Seeing that these two have become girlfriends, Zhang Shifei can only lament that this life is too much. Excited.

Liang Yun'er also no longer wanted Zhang Shifei to joke with Fu Xuehan. It seemed that she was quite willing to play with the three of them. It was said to be fun, but in fact it was not entertaining. The two women had many similarities. After more than a month of observation, he found that both of them like to laugh and are happy every day. It seems that nothing can bother them. Similarly, the two women like to be quiet, unlike some little girls now , neither of them like surfing the Internet. After eating, they would like to spend more time in the library.

It's just that they have different tastes. Liang Yuner likes to read some practical books, especially legal ones. This may have something to do with her dream. Zhang Shifei remembers that Liang Yuner wants to be a lawyer, and her heart is more mature , basically don't read books with stories, but Fu Xuehan is different. She is naturally optimistic and thinks that everything in this world is beautiful. She likes to read some novels very much. This is similar to Zhang Shifei, only However, Zhang Shifei usually reads pornographic novels on the bookshelves of Fuzetang, while Fu Xuehan reads classics and the like. He should be especially interested in classical poetry. In these days of waiting for news from those wild immortals After dinner, most of the time, the three of them would read quietly in the library. Two women sat on one side, Zhang Shifei sat on the opposite side, Liang Yuner read "Civil Law Theory and Case Studies", Fu Xuehan read What Zhang wanted to read was "Yuefu", but the book Zhang Shifei wanted to read was not available in this library, so most of the time, he was reading newspapers.

The things written in the newspapers are often varied, and there are all kinds of weird things. For example, there is a woman who ate rice cooker rice plus three apples and two pears plus bread and peanut butter all night. I ate too much, and in the end... my stomach swelled and I was exhausted. It’s like a guy who ran to a female netizen in another place. He didn’t want the female netizen to be an old man in his 60s, and then the guy’s first time was a tragedy. See Zhang Shifei couldn't laugh or cry, thinking about what this is, whether it's news or a cold joke, but recently the more topic has been what is the high temperature in the whole province this year, and the organization of drought relief in various places. Under the leadership, achieved good results and the like.

Indeed, it seems that more than half of autumn is over now, but the temperature has not dropped much, and it is still very high. You can still see hot girls with bare legs and short skirts on the street. It’s cheap for perverts and hard for old farmers Ah really.

Generally speaking, this kind of reading time lasts for a long time, and the library closes very late. Their school has done a good job of this, making it convenient for students who don't want to be disturbed in the dormitory to study until the two women are tired of reading. Zhang Shifei just sent them back, and now there seems to be no barrier between the three of them. However, after Zhang Shifei came out of their school, his night had just begun.

That's right, the egg demon incident is now resolved, but it doesn't mean that the world will be peaceful from now on. Fuzetang closed down before and accumulated a lot of commissions. Mr. Cui divided these commissions into two types. The case of people who are suspicious and deceiving themselves is called "white fish" in jargon, which means a fat fish that can be eaten for free. Usually, Li Lanying and Mr. Cui will just let him sit on a Buddha statue or sell some ineffective spells in this kind of business In the words of Mr. Cui, these grandsons usually oppress the hard-earned money of the people, and their money is not earned for nothing. To a certain extent, this is also a kind of resource Recycled.

And the other kind is something really strange. Mr. Cui's eyes are very poisonous. No matter who it is, as long as he enters the door, he can see the way of this person, although his eyes can't see the "three declines" Six prosperous', but you can also see the anger on the person. These are some of the simplest skills to check the anger, and many experts can do it. By virtue of whether the anger is strong or not, Mr. Cui can tell a general idea. If If the anger is low, it is true that you have encountered some things that cannot be judged by common sense, which is what we often call "dirty things". This kind of commission is called "skinny bear legs" or "skinny legs", which means The incident is known. As the saying goes, you can’t have both. This is Mr. Cui’s business ethics. Although he usually doesn’t blink when he deceives people, they are all white fish that he thinks are worth cheating. But when something really happens However, he often receives very little remuneration. He told Zhang Shifei that this is a rule passed down by Mr. Bai Pai since ancient times. We innovate in order to survive, but we must not lose tradition.

The tradition of Mr. Bai Pai is to save the suffering, to relieve the suffering, not to collect excess money, and the poor do not take a penny. There is a saying: helping others is helping oneself, and eliminating evil is also cultivating the original heart.

But now that Mr. Cui has no time to go out, the responsibility of eliminating those dirty things is naturally taken over by Zhang Shifei. During this period of waiting for two months, Zhang Shifei often does not stop in the middle of the night, in order to facilitate travel , he bought a little sheep, which is easy and not conspicuous. Most of the time, he would change into jeans and a black T-shirt, carry a backpack full of various gadgets, and ride a small motorcycle around Harbin. in the night.

In the night of this city, there are not only people, but also many sad ghosts. Due to the accumulation of incidents at hand, Zhang Shifei could only solve them one by one. The ghosts of the dead are not very scary, because generally speaking, if it is not a particularly miserable death, and those ghosts who are really shameless and hooligan-like, their appearance is not very scary, and they are no different from ordinary people. The difference is white, that's right, the face is pale and pale, and some even emit a faint green light.

Most of the time, Zhang Shifei would use the tool Yi Xinxing gave him to lure the dead souls to a place where no one was around, and then talk to them and ask them why they stayed in the world instead of reincarnating. There is no such thing in this world. There is love for no reason, and there is no hatred for no reason. After solving several incidents, Zhang Shifei discovered that these ghosts are often much more pitiful than the people they haunt, because they have no chance.

The dead souls who can stay in the world and not reincarnate usually have resentment in their hearts. In addition, there are some reasons in the underworld. The ghosts are not strong enough. Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei that generally speaking, those who seduce souls in the mortal world are not black and white. Impermanence, but their younger brother, and black and white impermanence, which is equivalent to department-level cadres, is completely dispensable to them, and they have a task amount. After completing a certain amount, you can pass the assessment, and you will get the year-end bonus. The rest of the time is up to them, and no one cares about it. It's similar to those dog officials in the world. Whether they do practical things or not, all they care about is their political achievements. As long as their political achievements are not left blank, they can continue to spend their days, drinking, having fun and having fun, and these things are the basis for promotion, authentic official articles.

The ghost messengers who seduce souls are very reluctant to hook those ghosts who have resentment in their hearts, because they don't cooperate at all. The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Around a ghost, in order to save efficiency, the underworld even turns a blind eye to those ghosts who have resentment. After all, whether they are reincarnated or not is their own business, as long as there is no major incident, it will be fine until something really happens , they will intervene.

Therefore, this kind of dead soul can stay in the world, enough to cause trouble, and after the death of feelings, there will be a harmonious society, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, but fortunately, as long as you are patient, those ghosts are often easier to talk than people, at least , they know what they want, and as long as they are satisfied, they will take the initiative to reincarnate. Of course, as the saying goes, people are different, and ghosts are different. Ghosts, either want to kill a hundred people in a public place, or want to kill a hundred people in a women's bathhouse. Zhang Shifei really doesn't want to talk too much nonsense when dealing with this kind of ghosts, because there are always such ghosts, and they are completely Shameless, thinking that if I become a ghost, I can imitate Jia Yezi and kill the Quartet. Damn, do you think I Zhang Zhengfei is Wu's second child? !
To deal with this kind of ghost, what is often needed is a very simple solution.

Two months passed, seemingly slow, but very fast. The night before the two-month period was cloudy, and the sky seen from the street lamp was dark and yellowish.

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, at the end of Edmonton Road, Daoli District, Harbin, at the entrance of the alley between two residential buildings.

Tread, tread, in the darkness, there was a rush of footsteps, the street lights of the two districts were all damaged for some reason, the surroundings were pitch black, and you couldn't see your fingers, only the sound of running, and a red blinking The fading bright spot, that bright spot is getting closer and closer.

It was our Zhang Zhengfei, who was running fast with a half-smoked cigarette in his mouth, gritted his teeth while running and scolded: "Damn, you run so fast. "

The thing he said 'runs so fast' is a white thing in front of him, which is very permeable in the dark, it is a white robe, the kind worn by doctors in hospitals. , it can be vaguely seen in the dark environment, this dress is floating forward quickly, as if it is alive.

Zhang Shifei has been chasing this dead soul for almost half an hour, but this guy is running too fast, and there are street lights on the street, Zhang Shifei does not dare to reveal his strength too much, after all, now that technology is so advanced, it is uncertain If there is an idler playing with his mobile phone in the middle of the night, it would be fucked if he recorded it and posted it online.

This white coat is exactly Zhang Shifei's "skinny legs" tonight. After two nights of investigation, Zhang Shifei found out that this ghost was the owner of a certain hospital before his death, and the nurses in the hospital were often tortured. He ruined it. He was a veritable Taiwanese doctor. His death was quite dramatic. He was stabbed to death. The reason was that he was a poor family. In fact, it's not that there is no money for the operation, it's just that the guy is borrowing money everywhere, but the hospital didn't give him this time, which delayed the operation. When the guy finally got the money, the old man had died, so, Then he went crazy, he took a kitchen knife, and found the director who knelt down to him at that time and gave him a 500 yuan red envelope and vowed to wait for him. The implication is [-] surgery fees.

After the hacking, the guy turned himself in, saying he had no complaints or regrets, but after the death of the romantic director, he couldn't calm down. He was actually a piece of shit. Not only did it not repent after it died, but it felt that it was too useless to die, so it decided to take revenge on the society. It attacked the female nurse in this hospital, pestered the eldest girl for more than a month, and almost ruined her to death. Fortunately, Zhang Right and wrong accepted this incident the day before yesterday, otherwise, there would be another tragedy.

After Zhang Shifei lured it out, I wanted to have a good talk with it and let it go on its own way. After all, it is dead, and to be honest, it is not wronged to die. If you say you don’t do things for others, you will receive nothing from them. Red envelopes, and after all, they are in that kind of situation, but what Zhang Shifei didn't expect was that this grandson went crazy, pointing at Zhang Shifei and scolding him, saying that he was controlled by the law when he was talking, and now I Why can't you be free after death?Which green onion are you, why are you not afraid of me, get out of here, believe it or not, I will fly you to death with a scalpel?
Oh my god, Zhang Shifei was helpless at that time, he sighed, thinking that this guy must be a fool who was poisoned by those ghost movies, he really thought that he was invincible if he was a ghost. Don't look, if you are really invincible, can I still be so calm when I see you?
So Zhang Shifei didn't say a word, and slapped the sitting doctor. The ghost was very surprised, how could he be beaten even if he was a ghost?

Nonsense, the celestial spirit in Zhang Shifei's hand beat its soul. The ghost saw that this guy really didn't look like a kind person. A good man doesn't suffer from immediate losses. This grandson saw that Zhang Shifei was very ruthless, so he put oil on the soles of his feet, so Zhang Shifei Chasing all the way to this point, Zhang Shifei saw that there was a dead end in front of him, so he smiled, knowing that the grandson would not be able to run away, but the man in the white coat saw that he had run behind a building, so he didn't panic, and he was quick-witted. Floating away, dazzlingly floated to the top of a ten-storey building.

Zhang Shifei saw that it was so out of the way and wanted to run, so he cursed. He looked left and right, and found that the surroundings were dark and suitable for him to attack, so he sneered, jumped high, and in the darkness, A blue light flashed, and a fat peacock appeared and flew up to the roof of the building.

While flapping his wings, Zhang Shifei cursed secretly in his heart: "Mother, it's the last day, why did I meet such a guy?"

I hope it doesn't cause trouble for him, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, but at this moment he didn't know, the more he didn't want to be troubled, but the trouble came to him, so that he wanted to regret it, but it was too late.

(Two updates and one update, I am asking for votes and recommendations. I have something to do today, and it is even later. I have been doing various attempts. I haven’t written in this way for a long time. At the same time, starting from this chapter, the penultimate chapter is about to reach its climax Part, thanks to the friends who gave rewards today, due to time constraints, let’s save it for tomorrow and thank you, that’s it, thank you all, see you tomorrow!!!)

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