The years I was a birdman

Chapter 303 SMS
There is a university town in ** District of Harbin. This area is quite golden. 80.00% of the university campuses in HEB City are located here. We have already said this before.

At two o'clock in the morning, the girls' dormitory in a certain campus.

In the eyes of those college boys, a private unit like the girls' dormitory is almost like the most mysterious organization in the world, the "relevant department", as if it is a product of another dimension. They all hope that one day they can pry into its mysterious veil , but due to the power of the aunt in the dormitory, most of them can only sigh until they graduate from university, which becomes a great pity in life.

What is it like in the girls' dormitory?Many men have all kinds of fantasies in their minds, what is pink, or it must be strawberry flavored, huh huh huh, or it is completely like the king of Yin who drove the Diwang Wansue machine in the Yin and Shang Dynasties. The wine pond and meat forest are the same, four or five big women play computer games all day long without clothes, all kinds of people......

However, it is often just the fantasy of teenagers. Speaking of it, the real girls' dormitory is really no better than the boys' dormitory. This is true. Think about it, the rooms are all the same, and the beds are all It's the same, some even have the same sheets, how could it be any better?Perhaps the only good thing is that their quilts don't have the smell of stinky feet on both ends like the quilts in some male dormitories.

Laziness is born. Some women are also lazy, throwing clothes around, throwing up melon seed skins, and burying mascara under dirty clothes. Of course, this is beyond the imagination of male students.

At two o'clock in the morning, everyone is asleep at this time. The reason why they sleep is because the dormitory stipulates that the lights are turned off at eleven o'clock, and the Internet cannot be accessed. What else can they do if they don't sleep?
Dinglingling, dinglingling, in a female dormitory for eight people, there was a burst of mobile phone sound, the sound was very urgent, and it was unusually loud in the quiet environment.

A girl on the lower bunk kicked off the quilt, then stretched out her hand to lift off her pink pajamas, scratching her stomach and complaining as if talking in sleep: "Who, it's so late at night... why don't people sleep?" ?”

Liang Yun'er rubbed her sleepy eyes, and was awakened by her mobile phone, so that her double eyelids became triple eyelids. She took the mobile phone from the side of the pillow and yawned, thinking who is it? In the evening, I sent me text messages, and I sent several messages in one breath.

Liang Yun'er pushed open the sliding cover of the phone, and then she looked at the number, it was an unfamiliar number, she didn't recognize it at all, you must know that there are wicked people who like to play this kind of tricks, suddenly shake you in the middle of the night and then hang up, After you call back inexplicably, you find out that it is his uncle's Liuhe lottery cheating money.

Liang Yun'er thought it was a prank done by a boring person, but now that she was awake, she opened the text message casually, but after seeing the content of the text message, she was stunned for a moment.

I saw that the text message said: Dangerous!run! !I'm Zhang Shifei, this is not my phone, don't ask why, hurry up.

It turned out to be from Zhang Shifei?Liang Yun'er woke up immediately after seeing the content of this text message. She sat up and leaned against the wall, thinking to herself, what's wrong?What happened to him?This text message seemed to be sent in a hurry, without even saying the whole thing, 'This is not my phone' should be 'This is not my phone'.

Liang Yun'er felt a little scared when she saw the end, so she quickly opened the second text message, only to see that there was only a paragraph written on it: I am at the gate of your school.

I checked the time, it was already [-]:[-], and he was at the gate of my school?Liang Yun'er opened her small mouth in surprise, and the faint light of the phone reflected her worried appearance. At this moment, the text message sounded again, and Liang Yun'er's body trembled in shock. She quickly opened the text message, only Seeing that this text message is full of unacceptable words, it seems to be typed randomly on the keyboard by hand, only the first word is really eye-catching, and that word is 'quick'.

Liang Yun'er was really worried, and she didn't know why, although she didn't know why Zhang Shifei let herself go down, why she came here at this time, but a strong uneasiness emerged from her heart, she bit her lip, Without further hesitation, I called back, but the phone came: Sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off......

What the hell is going on!Liang Yun'er looked out the window, the street lights in the campus hadn't been extinguished, it was dim and dim, all the sisters in the dormitory were asleep, but Liang Yun'er couldn't sleep anymore, this kind of worry for unknown reasons was in her heart She was really afraid that something would happen to Zhang Shifei. Since he came to find her now, there must be his reason, Liang Yuner thought.

So she bit her lower lip and made up her mind. There was a sound of getting dressed in the darkness. She quickly got dressed, and before she even had time to wash her face, she tiptoed out of the dormitory The darkness will scare people's hearts. Fortunately, there are voice-activated lights in the corridor. Liang Yun'er walked down the stairs. She knew that the dormitory should be locked now. Fortunately, she used to work late and return late. She has lived in the school for a long time, but she also knows the corresponding methods, so Liang Yun'er came to the safety exit of the back door on the first floor with ease, opened the window, and turned out.

The campus was eerily quiet late at night, Liang Yun'er heard the sound of her shoes stepping on the concrete pavement, patter, and she kept praying in her heart, Zhang, Zhang, nothing will happen to you!
Let's move forward in time, Harbin Fuzetang.

Zhang Shifei held Tang Dao tightly, and stared at the uninvited guest in front of him. The egg demon seemed to have come prepared, with a look of confidence. Zhang Shifei was deeply impressed by the meeting in Snake Cave Mountain. His hippie smile seemed very majestic, and he looked like a tiger with a smiling face, as if he was holding everything in his hands. , It’s almost pretending to be round, but it’s a pity that the folks have long had a proverb: Don’t pretend to be forceful, and you will be struck by lightning. On the first day of the new year, you were almost struck to death by a demon thunder. Why did it appear again today without an arm?

What the hell does it want to do? Damn it!He even brazenly said to me, 'Hurry up and get into the topic', I'm into your uncle!what subject?You think this is a theme hospital!Zhang Shifei cursed in his heart, so he gritted his teeth at the first day of the junior high school and said, "Since you dare to come today, it seems that you have recovered your evil spirit, do you want to play with us? Well, then we How about an appointment at a time and a place?"

It's not that Zhang Shifei said this without going through his brain. He understands that at this juncture, he is not afraid to fight against Chu Chu, if the dew is not collected completely and affects the overall situation, then there will be drama to watch, but if Chu Chu If he really wants to do it, then he has no choice but to use tricks to lure it to the outskirts, leaving the fat man to wait for the dew, and it will be fine in the outskirts. Anyway, there are about a hundred wild immortals in the outskirts, let them go. Go play with a one-armed man, anyway, idle is idle.

So Zhang Shifei changed his style of painting, implying that it's okay to fight, but don't be here, but it seems that the first day of the junior high school doesn't like him at all, only to see the first day of the junior high school said with a sneer: "Don't be kidding!" Now, my benefactor, how can I be your opponent, and I don't want to die."

Damn, I didn't expect you to be quite self-conscious, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, this grandson, he beats and doesn't beat, and he doesn't leave, so what is he doing here?So, Zhang Shifei yelled at the first day of junior high school, "Stop smiling, what on earth do you want?"

On the first day of the junior high school, he stretched out his one arm, rubbed his chin, then smiled at Zhang Shifei and said, "I'm here to discuss a business with you."

"Business?" Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned for a moment, and Zhang Shifei asked casually, "What business?"

The first day of the junior high school said with a smile: "That's it. If I guessed correctly, it shouldn't be convenient for you to do it now, and I and you have also seen that I have only one arm left, so I am not a match for you two. Let's do it this way." Give each other a convenience, I hope you can hand over the remaining demon egg crystals, and send me away, how about it?"

Damn it, was it stunned by lightning? Zhang Shifei frowned. He looked at the playful egg monster Chuyi, and he was really angry and funny at the moment. He thought to himself, is this possible? ?Even if you think about it with your toes, you can figure it out, right? You want me to hand over the crystallization of random bites that Mr. Cui has hidden?How is this different from daydreaming?If it is so easy to give it to you, then what have we done before?Do you think this is a play?Depend on!

Li Lanying, who was on the side, turned her head and spat fiercely, then pointed at the first day of the junior high school and cursed: "X! Are you sick? Get the hell out! Or you'll die, don't you believe it?"

It seems that the fat man was also pissed off by the first day of the new year. It's no wonder that the fat man hates the egg demon much stronger than Zhang Shifei. If it wasn't because Mr. Cui promised to wait for the dew to be collected in advance, he would have rushed up to meet the egg monster with a bench.

Zhang Shifei snorted coldly, then pointed at the fat man, and said to the egg demon Chuyi: "You heard it too, what he said is what I want to say, get out."

While speaking, Zhang Shifei gritted his teeth and unleashed the power of his fairy bones. In the past two months, he has not abandoned his fairy bones. Compared with the battle at Snake Cave Mountain, his strength at this time seems to have increased a lot.

The books on the table were flipped by themselves because of Zhang Shifei's evil spirit, and there was a clattering sound. The egg demon seemed to be fighting for his life when he first saw Zhang Shifei, and there was a trace of fear on his face. Because of its personality, it has always felt so, and it has always felt so, which is why it can survive until today.

It understands that if it is too arrogant, it is very easy to be tragic, so it waved its hands hastily, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "No, don't do it first! Believe me, after you listen to my reason, you You will promise me, if you don't listen, you will regret it!"

"I'm so sorry for you!!" Zhang Shifei gritted his silver teeth, thinking in his heart why these egg monsters are so fond of talking nonsense? !Damn, anyway, it's like a dog skin plaster, and now it seems that you can't shake it off even if you want to shake it off, so it's better to have a good time and just use the fastest speed to smash this old girl.

Talking to him is a waste of time. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei winked at Li Lanying beside him. Li Lanying understood, and saw him growl in the chest. He couldn't help but pick up the bench beside him and turned to the junior. One drop!

This bench was mixed with the power of the fairy bone, and it was thrown out of the air, and it flew to Chuyi's nose in an instant. Seeing that something was wrong, the egg demon hurriedly jumped to the right to dodge, while avoiding Li Lanying's attack. Parabolic attack, it secretly groaned in its heart, thinking that it seems that what it did was a little too ostentatious, these two boys don't seem to like it at all, and I don't know if the time can catch up , how can this be good?
Before it could think too much, it saw the blue light shining in front of its eyes, and suddenly said badly in its heart. It turned out that when it dodged, Zhang Shifei had already rushed out with a knife in his hand. Zhang Shifei's fairy bone could do it now Integrating with his thoughts, he sent out when he felt it, and retracted it when he thought it back. I saw him rushing out of the house quickly. Just as his front foot stepped out of the threshold, his right hand followed suit. He took advantage of the trend, and the whole body seemed to be in his hands at the same time. The knife followed the parabola, and he had already arrived in front of the first day of the junior high school in a blink of an eye.

The egg demon really didn't expect that this guy had such a strong ability, but when it found out, it was too late, and the first day of the junior high school didn't want to just die on the spot, so it made a decisive decision and turned its head to the left violently. With a slant and a click, he actually twisted his own neck to avoid the fatal knife.

Although it avoided the fate of its head being cut in half like a watermelon, the blade brushed against its side face, and a large piece of its face was chopped off along with its right ear, bleeding profusely.

Speaking of which, even Zhang Shifei himself was quite surprised. Although this egg demon was struck by lightning once in the first day of the junior high school, he wouldn't be so fleshy. Could it be that easy to chop it up?

How did Zhang Shifei know that as early as two months ago, if he fought alone, his demonic aura could already be compared with these high-level egg demons, plus the constant running-in between two months, at this time The celestial bone aura in him can be said to have surpassed Mr. Cui's borrowed celestial bone, but he hasn't noticed it yet.

Forget it, no matter what, he won anyway. Looking at the egg demon Chuyi who was covering his face, Zhang Shifei's heart was temporarily let go, and he stepped on the belly of that junior one. , kicked it to sit on the ground, and then Zhang Shifei put Tang Dao on its neck, and said to it: "Where is Ranxi, tell me and give you a whole body."

"Whole corpse?" Looking at Zhang Shifei on the first day of the first lunar month, he smiled regardless of the pain, and then said to Zhang Shifei, "Do you think the whole corpse is important to us?"

That's true, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, these poor guys only have one life, and they will be gone when they die. It is really useless to threaten them with this, so he said to the egg demon Chuyi : "Then, farewell."

Just as he said the word, the cell phone in his pocket rang, it was the sound of a text message.

Zhang Shifei was taken aback for a moment, but Na Chuyi smiled, and Na Chuyi sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I advise you not to threaten me, because this is exactly what I want to do to you."

What?Zhang Shifei frowned, an inexplicable uneasiness welled up, his hand was strong, and the cold blade was stuck to the neck of the egg demon Chuyi, and he said fiercely: "What do you mean?! "

The first day of the junior high school sneered, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "You humans do have a lot of interesting things, which are very convenient. Now take out the things in your pocket and have a look. You should understand after reading it."

Li Lanying rushed out of the room a long time ago. He was standing beside Zhang Shifei. After seeing what the first day of the junior high school said, he couldn't help showing a trace of worry on his face. He said to Zhang Shifei in a low voice: "Old Zhang... ..."

Zhang Shifei nodded, then slowly took out his mobile phone, held it in front of his eyes, and saw it was a multimedia message. Zhang Shifei clicked on the MMS message, and suddenly, his eyes widened, and a pair of pupils dilated uncontrollably! !
In this photo, Liang Yun'er and Fu Xuehan were lying on the ground, life and death uncertain, and in front of them, a white coat was floating in the air.

The MMS said: If you don't want them to die, you should know what to do.

What! ! ! !Zhang Shifei only felt that his heart was like a dynamite being ignited, and there was a bang! !Damn it, how could it be that bastard! !
Zhang Shifei in the white coat looked very familiar, he immediately remembered that this was the ghost of the doctor sitting on stage, how could it find Liang Yun'er and Fu Xuehan?Why is that! ?

Obviously, Zhang Shifei's current expression was exactly what the Egg Demon wanted to see, and he said viciously, "How about it, can we talk now?"

"I'm talking about your uncle!!!" Zhang Shifei was really angry. He seemed to have never been so angry before. Why!Why do these guys always like to use innocent people as chips?why!Why Liang Yun'er and Fu Xuehan?You must know that the two of them have nothing to do with this matter, and they are still living in a godless world. If you want to talk about others, Zhang Shifei may not be so out of control, but this time their target is Liang Yun'er.

I am sorry for her, Zhang Shifei has always thought so, no matter in the last reincarnation or in this life, whether it is Xu Ying or Liang Yun'er, Zhang Shifei owes them too much.

Unforgivable, only this, unforgivable! ! !Zhang Shifei's anger seemed to burst his body, only to see his right hand exert force suddenly, and there was a puff!The Tang knife mixed with the power of the fairy bone cut into the neck of the egg demon Chuyi in an instant like chopping tofu.

Zhang Shifei roared hoarsely: "You killed them both, I want you to die ten thousand times!!!"

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