The years I was a birdman

Chapter 328 Returning to Yingzhou
Great, why didn't I remember this thing! !
Li Lanying grabbed the two-world brush with excitement, thinking that when Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei played tricks in Yingzhou that day, they took an altar of fierce spirits called "Luan Shen Mi" from the exposed madman Liu Bolun. Chen Tuan, who was known as "a thousand years of sleep", poured all kinds of meat and eight vegetables, and then Zhang Shifei took the opportunity to flick the two world pens from Chen Tuan's hand, and waited for the two After returning to this world, this pen was kept by Zhang Shifei. Li Lanying remembered that the old guy once told the two of them that this two-world pen is an important tool to open the world and Yingzhou. No ink is needed, just absorb it. Enough moonlight can open the passage between the two worlds.

Maybe when Zhang Shifei came back, he buried the brush in the yard so that it could absorb the moonlight, Li Lanying thought.

This is really in line with the old saying, there is no way out when there is no doubt, this time there is really a way with a pen, although Li Lanying didn't say it, but he should be very clear in his heart, now Zhang Shifei can wake up Hope is already very slim. After all, since last month, Mr. Cui has not had a good night's sleep. He has used all kinds of folk remedies that can be imagined and unexpected, but they still have no effect. Seeing everyone getting thinner and thinner day by day, Li Lanying became more and more uneasy.

This is great!You must know that Mr. Cui and the others have no way to wake up Zhang Shifei. It may be because they are all mortals. After all, mortals have limited power. ?
Although there are two old guys in Yingzhou, one sleeps all day, the other knows how to drink, and together they are a real 'drunk life, dreaming and dying', but you must know that these two old tops are real gods!They will definitely find a way to save Zhang Zhengfei!It must be so!
Thinking of this, hope appeared in Li Lanying's heart. He licked his dry lips, and then looked at the Liangjie brush in his hand. It seems to be full of ink, which is really amazing. You must know that this pen was buried in the soil, and no one cares about it. Where did the ink come from?It's really unexpected that the "trap" that he didn't pay attention to before has turned into a real life-saving straw today. This is really unpredictable in the world.

Of course, Li Lanying couldn't think much at that time. He quickly left Zhang Shifei's house with the writing brush, came to the side of the street, stopped a taxi and went straight to Fuzetang.

At this time in Fuze Hall, everyone was still facing the demented Zhang Shifei, who was frowning, and Fu Xuehan was also there. After a month, she had gradually gotten used to this kind of life. Wiping Zhang Shifei's face with a wet towel, her movements were very light, and her eyes were full of tenderness except for sadness.

Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing were busy outside the store. They set up a small casserole with bricks, of course not for cooking. The casserole exudes a faint medicinal fragrance. Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing The two of them squatted aside. A month had passed. The stubble on their faces was already thick and their hair was greasy. It was obvious that they hadn't cleaned it up for a few days. Yi Xinxing fanned it carefully with a gift fan advertised by the store. It was on fire, while Mr. Cui was holding a tray, nervously putting the contents on the tray into the hot soup one by one.

A spell written in horse blood, half a gecko soaked in shochu, a pinch of black mouse hair, a piece of middle finger fingernail, five dead centipedes into one, plus three pieces of rock sugar... It's like a hodgepodge, After putting these things into the casserole one by one, Mr. Cui fell into waiting without saying a word. After about 5 minutes, Mr. Cui waved his right hand, and the spirit of immortal bones put out the fire, and then he lifted the lid of the casserole , stirred the pot of strange things with a spoon, then scooped out a spoonful and handed it to Yi Xinxing who was beside him, and said to him: "Come and try, does the 'Soul Soup' written in this book work. "

Yi Xinxing frowned, then stretched out his mouth and drank the spoonful of what looked like clear soup, then he smacked his mouth and said with a sad face: "How can I taste the same as rock sugar elbow when I drink it?" Son, did we put too much rock sugar?"

"Fuck his uncle's rock candy!!" Mr. Cui broke down. He has exhausted all the methods in the past month, and even used the local tricks in the pirated books bought at the stalls, although he himself knows that most of them are useless. It works, but I have to give it a try. I didn't expect it to be really useless.

I saw him standing up, smashing the tray in his hand to the ground, and then yelling hysterically, "This kind of pirated book can only be read by fools, etc. After working for a long time, I made a rock candy elbow. XX you OO', Yi Xinxing sighed when he saw him going crazy, then looked at the crazy Mr. Cui, thinking in his heart, didn't you watch it too?
Of course, he didn't say it out. Although he was stupid, he wasn't stupid. He understood that Mr. Cui was forced to do nothing, and that's why he lost control. After all, he was asked to fight with ghosts and demons, but this Medicine is really not his strong point, so it's no wonder he broke out, after all, they have been through this month, but Zhang Shifei still has the same virtue.

Mr. Cui outside the door gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. Liu Yudi in the room sighed, and then said nothing. After venting like this for a while, Mr. Cui sat down on the ground, picked up a cigarette and started smoking. Yi Xin Then Xing asked him: "Old Cui, what should we do with this pot?"

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said to Yi Xinxing: "What else can I do? Take it from the room and pour it on Xiao Zhang to see if it works. Anyway, even if it doesn't work, you can still be full..."

"Don't mess with your rock sugar elbow!!" Just as Yi Xinxing got up to serve soup, suddenly, Li Lanying's joyful voice came from not far away. Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing turned their heads and saw Li Lanying, the fat man, was running towards them, panting, under the moonlight, his face was full of joy.

Seeing his virtue, Mr. Cui couldn't help being angry, and he said to Li Lanying: "What's wrong with you, you won 500 million?"

While speaking, Li Lanying had already run up to the two of them. He grinned and said excitedly, "No... no, Lao Zhang is saved!!!"

Yep?What's the meaning?Yi Xinxing and Mr. Cui couldn't help being taken aback when they heard what Li Lanying said. Can Zhang Shifei be saved?Could it be that this fat man came up with a foolproof solution when he went home?
Seeing that Li Lanying didn't seem to be joking, Mr. Cui said that if he still has the leisure to make a joke, then the joke would be too big. No matter how he looked at Li Lanying, he didn't look crazy, so Mr. Cui hurriedly said to him: "Don't panic, what do you know, say."

Li Lanying bent down and gasped for breath. He came back in a sprint after getting out of the car, in order to let everyone know the good news earlier, so he lifted the thing in his hand, and under the moonlight, the Liangjie pen was shining !
For everyone in Fuzetang, this is undoubtedly great news.

After learning about the magical function of this brush, everyone was very excited. After a month of gloom, Fukuzawa Hall finally became active again tonight.

You must know that gods are really omnipotent. Zhang Shifei probably can really get out of danger this time. It will disappear, after all, this thing is too important to them now.

However, as we chatted, problems arose. Mr. Cui asked Li Lanying: "How to use this thing, does it need any ink, and how many times can it be used?"

After Li Lanying heard Mr. Cui's words, his heart suddenly thumped. He suddenly remembered what the old guy Chen Tuan said to them in Yingzhou that day. It needs to absorb the moonlight for a year before it can continue to be used.

But the tragedy is that although so many things happened after he and Zhang Shifei returned to Harbin, at most half a year has passed, and this sum of money has absorbed the essence of moonlight for half a year. It can only be regarded as a waste product!

This joke was a bit too much, Li Lanying's face turned pale in an instant, and her smile froze, and they had to wait for half a year, stop making trouble, next month is the deadline for Zhang Shifei to 'go home', so don't miss it all by then What! ?
Seeing Fatty Li suddenly make such an expression, Mr. Cui felt a little uneasy, so he asked what went wrong again. It was not until Fatty Li faltered and said the reason, that Mr. Cui breathed a sigh of relief. He smiled, and said helplessly to Fatty Li, "If it's because of this, you really don't have to worry."

"Why?" Li Lanying frowned and asked.

Mr. Cui stood up, took the Liangjie pen from Fatty Li's hand and sighed: "Why do you say, what happened last month? Death Fu cried every day, if this pen is If you absorb the moonlight essence, then there is probably no problem at all."

Although Mr. Cui is not familiar with these two pens, he also understands that if this pen needs to absorb the essence of moonlight to be used, then this pen is almost full by now. The aura of the moonlight will cover the purest moonlight, and the two extreme formations that day broke through the aura of the death talisman one after another. Therefore, all the wild immortals present were blessed by misfortune. By absorbing the pure moonlight aura, they all got a one-year to five-year life. Years of Taoism.

This really can only be said to be an arrangement of fate. I really can't imagine that the night that Zhang Shifei ruined, unexpectedly let the pure moonlight shine on the whole Harbin by accident, and indirectly made this two worlds pen full. Moonlight, this is indeed a very ironic thing. It is said that where poisonous snakes haunt, there must be an antidote within seven steps. It seems that Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's return to Yingzhou this time is also a matter of fate.

After hearing Mr. Cui's words, Li Lanying no longer had any scruples. He stood up with a slap on his thigh, and then said to Mr. Cui, "It's not too late. I'll take him away now." !!"

After all, this kind of thing should be rushed sooner rather than later. Li Lanying wanted to save Zhang Shifei as soon as possible, but Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said to Li Lanying: "Don't worry, there are still things to do."

"What else is there!" Li Lanying said angrily, "Is there anything more important than saving Lao Zhang?"

Mr. Cui looked at the stupefied young man in front of him, and seemed to have no way to deal with him. Mr. Cui sighed: "It's so easy for you to beg for help..."

Li Lanying understood what Mr. Cui meant. Indeed, in this day and age, there is no one who begs for help in vain. At least he should show it. Although there are gods over there, the gods are not his parents, and there is no reason to help them in vain. Besides, Li Lanying remembered again that she and Zhang Shifei came back this time without honor. They obeyed Liu Ling's drink and made Chen Tuan demented, so they fled back. If they go back rashly this time, Liu Ling didn't say anything, thinking about it, he stole the old bum's wine a lot before, but what about Chen Tuan's side! ?
Thinking of this, Li Lanying couldn't laugh or cry in his heart. He thought to himself, alas, how could he and Zhang Shifei be so stupid at that time?
It's not surprising that many people are polite, this is Mr. Cui's famous saying, there is no other way, and now I have to bite the bullet, Li Lanying ran out of Fuze while everyone was helping Zhang Shifei, who had lost his ability to move, to change clothes Tang, came to the nearest small supermarket.

No matter what, I have to buy something. Li Lanying looked at the products on the shelf and smiled wryly. Damn, she promised to return the old grandson's 'honey' in a year. I didn't expect to fulfill the original promise so soon. .

Li Lanying looked at the jar of honey that was about to expire in his hand, speechless, but then he thought again, huh?By the way, isn't that old grandson being forced into Alzheimer's, then he still remembers a hammer, haha, it's okay, it's okay, just keep fooling him.

But as soon as he thought of this, he became desperate again. He couldn't help stretching out his hand and slapped himself. Damn, why am I happy here? If the old guy is really demented, he might forget them both. Well, how can he save Zhang Shifei then? Even if he wants to, he can still figure out a way!

The real uncle is self-inflicted, Li Lanying suddenly has the urge to cry again, and the salesperson in this small supermarket can't help but look sideways, wondering if this person is sick, holding a can of Honey cries and laughs like a fool.

This is really lifting a rock and smashing it on her own feet. Li Lanying sighed, and then said in her heart: Forget it, I have to try it anyway. If the old lamp is really wilted, Isn't there still a drunkard? Let's take one step at a time, alas.

Thinking of this, Li Lanying sighed, and then took five bottles of dry red wine from the shelf. In this small supermarket, this is the most expensive wine, but Li Lanying was stunned when she touched her pocket just now. She was so anxious that she forgot her wallet in her jacket. Looking at the 40 yuan in her pocket, Li Lanying gritted her teeth and replaced all the red wine with 'Old Village Chief'.

Anyway, that old exhibitionist wasn't short of some wine, it was just a thought.

After paying the money, Li Lanying ran back to Fuze Hall with honey and white wine. At this time, everyone had changed into clean clothes for Zhang Shifei, and they were waiting for Li Lanying to arrive.

Fu Xuehan is obviously reluctant to part with Zhang Shifei, but she also understands that this may be the only way to save Zhang Shifei. Although it sounds unbelievable, she still firmly believes in it. You know, since there are ghosts in this world, There are monsters, so it is reasonable to have gods, so she suppressed her tears and did not speak, appearing very quiet.

Mr. Cui seemed to understand Fu Xuehan's thoughts, so he said to Fu Xuehan: "Don't worry, they spent half a year in Yingzhou last time, but they only spent a little more than a day here, believe me They'll be back soon."

After Fu Xuehan heard Mr. Cui's words, she nodded, and now it was getting late, Li Lanying looked at everyone in Fuze Hall, and said, "Then, I'm leaving, what else is there? "

Hearing what he said, Liu Yudi on the side gave an 'ah', and then said to Li Lanying, "If...if it's convenient, can you take Ranxi to Yingzhou?"

Take Ranxi to Yingzhou?Everyone was stunned, but they all quickly understood Liu Yudi's intentions. That Ranxi was also a hard-working guy. He was originally a little spider in the painting, but he came to the world by accident and experienced pain and torture. Now before it dies, being able to return to Yingzhou should be regarded as a kind of returning to its roots, after all, it does not belong here.

So, Mr. Cui said to Li Lanying: "Then, take it with you too."

Li Lanying snorted and didn't say anything. Although he also knew that Ranxi was not bad, he still couldn't forgive this monster. Zhang Shifei was inseparable from it to get where he is today. Li Lanying made the biggest concession, but after thinking about it, in fact, letting him go back to Yingzhou together is really the best way to solve this matter, so Li Lanying acquiesced.

After a while, Liu Yudi brought Ranxi. Ranxi had already woken up, but its body was getting worse day by day. Although it was in the form of a human, it was old and ugly, and its hair was about to fall out. waist, walking tremblingly step by step.

It also didn't say a word, it seems that it is not much better than the right and wrong at this time, obviously Liu Yudi has told it where to take it, and Ranxi is desperate at this moment, as if where It was all the same for it, so it followed Liu Yudi to Fuzetang, and it stood in the corner as soon as it entered the door. Everyone saw that the monster with all its power and prestige ended up like this today, so they didn't say anything. What, the past, let it pass.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Li Lanying took the pen in Mr. Cui's hand, and then went straight to the wall. According to memory, she picked up the pen and brushed on the white wall of Fuze Hall to draw a gate. After drawing the shape of the shape, Li Lanying repeated in her heart, but you must succeed, you must succeed, big brother.

The room was eerily quiet, and seeing those ink marks slowly exuding a golden light, everyone was overjoyed, although they didn't know what was going on, but it seemed that this thing worked! !
Li Lanying nodded to Mr. Cui and the others. Sweat was already oozing from the palms of his hands. Great, the door has been opened, and he can return to the land of Yingzhou by going in directly!

Seeing that the door was ready, Mr. Cui took out a small package of things that he had just prepared and handed it to Li Lanying. This thing, this thing he knows, is the tears that the old lady in yellow clothes shed before she went on the road. Mr. Cui said to Li Lanying: "These things are all disasters, so don't leave them in the world, you take them with you." let's go."

Li Lanying nodded, and then remembered Liu Ling's entrustment to the two of them before. It seems that one of the last two wines needs this female ghost's tears. Thinking of this, Li Lanying looked at the plastic bag in her hand. The old village chief in the village suddenly became more confident. If the old drunkard saw this thing, he would probably do it if he was asked to drink urine. God help me, it seems that this time he is really sure.

Before leaving, Li Lanying said goodbye to everyone one by one. After all, he didn't know what the outcome of this trip would be, so he had better leave some words. What Liu Yudi told him was "pay attention to your body." Li Lanying nodded gratefully in agreement. He said 'don't force anything', Li Lanying smiled bitterly, and nodded in agreement, but when Yi Xinxing said to him, 'Call me when you get there', Li Lanying was completely speechless.

Li Lanying knew that they still wanted to ask themselves a lot, but due to time constraints, they all held back. After all, he is not the same fat man as before, and he should have his own way to go. Mr. Cui and the others are very clear about this. , so they all sent Li Lanying and the others on their way with expectations.

Li Lanying was about to walk into the door with Zhang Shifei's shoulders on her shoulders, but Fu Xuehan's eyes were red again, as expected she was still reluctant, she stood behind the crowd, unable to say a word, she could only watch eagerly.

Li Lanying came to the wall with Zhang Shifei on his shoulders. He turned his head and gave everyone a thumbs up, signaling to reassure everyone, and then stepped into the door on the wall without looking back. Ranxi was supported by Liu Yudi. Xia also walked to the door, and looked back at the door, its cloudy old eyes were full of sadness, as if waiting for something, after two or three seconds, it sighed, and then weakly After saying 'I'm sorry' to everyone, it stepped into the door, shining with golden light, and when Ranxi's figure disappeared, the door lost its light again and became a solid wall again.

Mr. Cui and Liu Yudi looked at each other. They should know what Ranxi’s last wait was for, for whom, how long the wait could be, one year, ten years, one hundred years, or even longer. Could it be that the long wait was just for this A missed farewell?
They all left, and the Fuze Hall became quiet again. No one spoke, but at this moment, the door of the Fuze Hall was pushed open again, and Cai Handong walked in in a hurry. He habitually scratched the back of his head, and then said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm late again, working overtime in the stage... Hey? What are you doing standing there? Why do you have such expressions? By the way, Lao Li What about Lao Zhang?"

Looking at Cai Handong's face full of surprise and incomprehension, Mr. Cui shook his head, sighed, and then smiled bitterly again. Mr. Cui really likes to smile bitterly. This is probably the most he has used in his life Expression, when he was young, he thought that he could face the world's suffering very freely, but when he grew up, he realized that he himself was living in the suffering, and the sea of ​​suffering had no limit, and he could only laugh it off.

He glanced at the confused Cai Handong, this guy is really always late, maybe being late is a kind of happiness for him, so Mr. Cui shrugged and walked forward Going to grab Cai Handong's shoulders, put a cigarette in his mouth, and at the same time smiled softly at him: "The poor people are gone, let's have a drink for the rest of the poor people."

(End of this chapter)