The years I was a birdman

Chapter 38 Five Hundred Demon Eggs
Let's rewind time to this morning.

Weasel, also known as Huangpizi, is a very spiritual animal. The so-called "fox, yellow, white, willow, gray", among the five animals that are most likely to become immortals, Huangpizi ranks second.

Mr. Cui was shocked when he saw a yellow skin standing on the tree, so he ran out of the hospital. He knew in his heart that this weasel was not an ordinary thing. Now that it appeared outside Zhang and Li's ward, something must be wrong .

We must know that today's society is highly modernized, and many animals have been driven out of the city, but there are still some animals that have become climates and do not want to leave, so they stay in this jungle like reinforced concrete, including the yellow skin, which is suitable for life. Those who survived, they survived in the cracks, and most of them practiced Taoism. Now that the souls of Zhang and Li are gone, does it have anything to do with them?

His uncle, don't make any troubles!Mr. Cui thought to himself.

Sure enough, seeing Mr. Cui running out of the hospital, the yellow man jumped off the big tree and ran away. After running for a while, he turned his head and motioned to Mr. Cui to follow.

Mr. Cui knew that Huang Pizi was going to lead the way for him. Mr. Cui had a deep relationship with Huang Pizi since he was a child. We won't list it here, but only show where he followed Huang Pizi.

Strange to say, in such a big street, except for Mr. Cui, no one could see the yellow leather man. Passers-by on the road only saw a young man running by the side of the road, and no one cared.

After running for a long time, Mr. Cui found that Huang Pizi had turned a corner and ran into a building that was about to be demolished. Mr. Cui followed him before he had time to think about it.

When I went up to the fifth floor, I saw the yellow-skinned man in front of me stopped, looked at Mr. Cui with wide eyes, then slowed down and crawled forward bit by bit, looking extremely respectful, just like those middle school students passing by The principal's office is average.

Mr. Cui knew it well, it seemed that he would see the real master soon, so he tidied up his clothes and decided to meet this ostentatious guy for a while.

After walking for a while, I saw the yellow leather dog stopped at the door of an empty room. It stood up and signaled to Mr. Cui to let him in. Mr. Cui was shocked when he came to the door.

I saw three 'people' already standing in the empty room, but Mr. Cui knew all three of them, they were not human beings, but 'wild immortals'!
The so-called wild immortals have also been introduced before, which means that animals can attain the Tao, be kind-hearted to become immortals, and evil-hearted to become demons, and the three standing in front of them are the leaders of the contemporary wild immortals, that is, the chairman of the wild immortals. , emperor or something.

The one standing on the far left is a middle-aged woman, dressed in a yellow robe, with an oval face. Although her face is expressionless, she looks very solemn, especially her eyes, which are slender and slender. .

The one on the far right is also a woman. This woman looks much older than the one on the left. She looks about 60 years old. She wears a black cotton jacket and black cotton trousers, and her snow-white hair is coiled into one temple. She looked kindly, like a kind old mother.

And the one standing in the middle gives people the strongest impression. He is a middle-aged man in a yellow robe, with two mustaches and thin and long eyes. His peaceful eyes give people a majesty that they dare not look directly at. !

Mr. Cui gasped, "Mr. Hu San", "Mr. Hu San Tai", "Black Mother"!
How did these old guys who should only live in folklore come out? ?

He thought in his heart, these old guys are the bottom of the box in the entire Northeast. The last time they came out, it seemed that the Northeast was in trouble. Now that the three of them appeared together, is there anything disgusting going on?
But he didn't hesitate, and knelt on the ground on one knee, and said: "I don't know that the three great immortals are coming, but I'm sorry for my disciple's disappointment."

The third Mr. Huang laughed, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Get up, we three old guys came to chat with you, I think you should be very puzzled."

Then Mr. Cui is not too polite. Originally, kneeling them is just a matter of etiquette, just like kneeling to the emperor in a TV drama, so he got up and said: "Indeed, I thought it was just ordinary wild immortals looking for me, but I didn't expect it to be the three of you." , dare to ask, you are looking for me, not just as simple as chatting?"

The Third Master Huang nodded, and then said: "Indeed, among the disciples who came to the Northeast, although your morality is not the highest, your chance is indeed the best. We came to you this time to ask you to help Do us a favor and do yourself a favor."

"Sorry, I didn't understand." Mr. Cui said neither humble nor overbearing. He thought to himself that there must be something difficult. He is lazy by nature, and now he lives in a stable life, so he doesn't want to get involved too much.

I saw that Mr. Huang gave a look to the Hei mother on the right, and the Hei mother opened her mouth and said, "Son, we came to you today because there is going to be a big disaster in the Northeast, and only you can help us."

"Trouble? What kind of trouble??" Mr. Cui was stunned for a moment, then asked.

The Third Master Huang interjected: "We have received news that the whole world has been experiencing visions these days. Natural disasters and man-made disasters are normal, but it is snowing in April this year, which is obviously unusual. So the few of us The old guy sent his subordinates to find out the reason, but this disaster actually made us break into a cold sweat."

Mr. Cui looked at the third Mr. Huang, and said, "What disaster?"

The Third Master Huang paused for a moment, and then said with a solemn expression: "Unexpectedly, just in this HLJ, five hundred demon eggs are hidden!"

Five hundred demon eggs? ? ?
Mr. Cui was taken aback, but he really didn't want to understand what this demon egg is, but it's not a good thing to think about it with his toes, so he hurriedly asked: "Five hundred demon eggs?? What are these? Monsters are not acquired Are you a cultivator? How come there are eggs?"

Mr. Huang San nodded, and then said: "That's right, ordinary wild fairy monsters are cultivated the day after tomorrow, but there is a kind of monster that doesn't need to go through this way, Qibao Baiyulun, I think you should be familiar with it." Bar?"

I saw that Mr. Cui was taken aback, Qibao Baiyulun!This is a formation method handed down from ancient times, through the combination of seven rare treasures to achieve a certain heaven-defying effect.

And these seven kinds of treasures have their own magical effects, one of the seven treasures, there is a thing called 'Tai Sui Skin', the effect of this thing is to breed monsters, and because of a coincidence, this treasure finally fell into the hands of our Mr. Cui , Thinking of this, Mr. Cui hurriedly shouted: "Impossible! The Tai Sui skin has always been in my hands! You don't suspect me of doing it, do you?"

The Third Master Huang shook his head, and then said: "You are the only mediator between us and human beings, so naturally we will not suspect you, and these five hundred demon eggs seem to have popped up overnight, which is very strange." , we suspect that there is another piece of Tai Sui skin in this world, and it has fallen into a demon."

"You said there is a monster who also has Tai Sui skin?" Mr. Cui was stunned. He remembered the scene when he got Tai Sui skin before, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

The Third Master Huang nodded again, and he said: "That's right, we have indeed found this monster, it is this monster who gained the Tao by virtue of the power of the Tai Sui skin, and his skills are probably not inferior to the three of us old guys. But these are nothing, the most troublesome thing is that this demon's whereabouts are erratic, we can't find it, and it is also good at laying eggs, these more than 500 demon eggs are produced by it, and the demon eggs can hatch on their own , can also be endowed with a human body, which absorbs its negative emotions and is born. If it is allowed to develop in this society, countless people will suffer, and the consequences will be unimaginable."

Mr. Cui finally understood that love is a monster that can give birth to monsters all the time!That's awesome enough, you know, if you let it go on like this, the world will be in chaos, and when the time comes, the evil spirit will rise to the sky, maybe something will happen, but he thought again, he is just an ordinary person , this seemed to be beyond his reach, so he said to the three of them: "Well, there are many wild immortals in the Northeast, tens of thousands, so it shouldn't be a problem to deal with five hundred eggs, right? what I do?"

I saw that the Third Master Huang smiled wryly, and then said: "It's hard to tell right from wrong, right from wrong. In fact, there are some things we can't say. My disciples will indeed participate in this war, because if we let If it continues to develop, our status will not be guaranteed, but after all, this can only be an indicator and not a cure, daughter-in-law, you can tell him."

The Third Grandpa Huang seemed to be hesitating to speak, but the Third Grandma Huang next to him spoke, his voice was thin, solemn and steady, and he said to Mr. Cui: "There are secrets that cannot be revealed, do you understand?" ?”

Cui Zuofei nodded, thinking he was playing dumb with me again.

Mrs. Huang went on to say: "I can only tell you that what happened this time can already be regarded as a catastrophe. If we lose, you human beings will also fall, ranging from disasters to wilderness, to serious..., and, The three of us figured out that there are two of you who can help us survive this catastrophe."

"You won't say it's me and Lao Yi!!" Mr. Cui bitterly said, although they are well-known in this industry, but if they are asked to fight with five hundred monsters, the result is still death.

"No, no." Mr. Huang said, "It's not the two of you this time, but this time we've added our hope to you just now, and it's the two in the hospital."

"You mean those two vegetative people?" Mr. Cui was about to collapse, asking the two vegetative people to kill monsters, wouldn't it be the same as going home for the New Year with two ribs?They will definitely be eaten, wait, are they poisonous?Eat and die?
The Third Master Huang nodded and said, "They, if I'm not mistaken, will wake up tonight. Their experience is the same as yours, except...they will become wild immortals."

This Mr. Huang San really has some skills. He even gave a general account of what happened to Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying, and there was no major mistake. Zhang Shifei was taken aback when he heard it. He didn't know what to do, so he said: "What do you want me to do?"

The Third Master Huang said: "I imagine that the supernatural powers of the monster must have taken into account the importance of the two of them. Now that the monster eggs in Harbin are slowly hatching, they will probably attack the two of them. I want you to protect them, and After the two wake up, teach the skills, and guide the two to finally get rid of the evil spirit that laid eggs."

Damn, what a trouble, Mr. Cui finally understands what's going on. It turns out that these three old guys want to teach the two vegetatives their skills, and then let them be cannon fodder!
So Mr. Cui said with some reluctance: "How do you know that the two of them will be able to defeat that monster leader? Also, we don't know where that monster leader is."

I saw Mrs. Huang thinking for a while, and then said very profoundly: "This is a secret, and it is also an arrangement of fate. We are all the same, and we can only take one step at a time."

I understand, Mr. Cui cursed secretly in his heart, go to his uncle's fate!
But he thought about it again, five hundred monster eggs, that is to say, there are at least five hundred monsters!Among them, it is not ruled out that there are double yolk eggs, his uncle's, that monster with Tai Sui skin is fierce enough, and it is almost catching up with the Bull Demon King back then.

If you let it go, maybe this society will really be over, but who cares!Isn't it those unlucky bastards who let those corrupt officials manage?
Just kidding, it's no wonder they can believe it. I'm afraid they will believe these feudal superstitions only when they see them, but it's too late by then. Unable to speak.

So Mr. Cui reluctantly accepted the matter, and after seeing off the three uncles, he went back to the hospital, shaved off their hair, and made a straw man as a stand-in to attract those monsters who came to make trouble And Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying came to the door.

The book continues with the text, and Mr. Cui in Fuzetang told Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying these words, and of course withdrew the names of the three wild immortals.

After the two listened, they couldn't believe it, and they didn't quite understand it, including the three giants in the Northeast, the monster egg, Tai Sui skin, and the identity of Mr. Cui. These things came so suddenly, it was like reading a novel , No one can understand at once, so Zhang Shifei asked with some horror: "You... who the hell are you!?"

I saw that Mr. Cui laughed, and then said: "My name is Cui Zuofei. There is a long story about me. If you are interested, you can go to Qidian Chinese website to read "The Years I Was Mr. Yin Yang". You'll understand when it's over."

Unexpectedly, Ya is also a writer! !Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's heads are full of black lines, why does this person seem to be so out of tune?So Zhang Shifei said, "You wrote that?"

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled, then leaned back on the chair, and said: "In fact, no matter what kind of job you are in, you will be lonely. Sometimes you can't sleep at night, so you will write out your own experience. Okay, Now it’s time to get down to business.”

When Mr. Cui spoke up to this point, he looked at the two of them, showing his half-smiling and half-not-smiling expression again.

(Well, the first one is late, so I will write more. I am asking for votes and recommendations after the [-]-word update. I hope you can understand the words of this connotation...)
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