The years I was a birdman

Chapter 41 Liu Yudi

It was an unusual night. The two of them first fooled Chen Tuan and escaped from Yingzhou, but somehow met a sinister and sinister part, and then got involved in some kind of human catastrophe inexplicably. , In the end, he was forced to save the world even more inexplicably.

F**K, and Mr. Cui's attitude towards that woman in front of him is too inexplicable.

The woman came in, frowned when she saw the dead moths all over the store, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You say you, if you can't fight, I have to clean it up."

Then Mr. Cui nodded quickly and said: "Yes, yes, what Teacher Liu taught is that, I will definitely pay attention next time."

Seeing Mr. Cui's appearance, the woman couldn't help but pursed her lips and smiled, then turned to Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying and said, "Hello, you are Brother Zhang and Brother Li, right? My name is Liu Yudi, and I live next door." In the kindergarten, we will fight together for a long time in the future, please give me more advice."

"Teach me, teach me! Definitely teach me!" Before Zhang Shifei could speak, Li Lanying immediately shouted with a smile on her face. It seemed that this girl was not as old as the two of them, but she seemed to know a lot.

At this time, Mr. Cui had already recovered his previous pig-nilly face, and he said to the two of them: "This Teacher Liu is our military adviser. Most of our information will come from her in the future. Now you two Get ready, I will give you both the first benefit after joining the group."

Li Lanying's eyes did not move away from Liu Yudi's body, he thought to himself, it really is not tiring to work with a man and a woman, and a mixed work is not lacking, with such a beautiful woman by his side, he has begun to look forward to this drudgery.

There are even benefits, hey, what kind of benefits are they?

Seeing that Mr. Cui took a chair for Liu Yudi to sit down first, and then nodded to her, then Liu Yudi understood, and Mr. Cui said: "You two don't know anything now, at least you need to know before you return to your body. What exactly is my own four kalpas?"

Then Liu Yudi smiled, and then said in a sweet voice: "Okay, tell me your birthday horoscope now, and I will help you figure out what you committed, and whether it has been fulfilled."

Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Birth date? Lunar calendar or solar calendar?"

Liu Yudi said: "The lunar calendar must have a specific time of birth."

So after Zhang Shifei and Li Fatty thought about it, they told Liu Yudi their birthday horoscope. After hearing this, Liu Yudi asked Mr. Cui for a calculator, put the calculator on his lap, and began to press it quickly with his right hand. The button above, and the thumb of the left hand is also pressing the knuckle between the index finger and the ring finger at the same time, with a solemn face.

What kind of game is this?Zhang Shifei was stunned, but Li Lanying didn't think about it that much, his eyes only stayed on Liu Yudi's flamboyant fingers, and he became more and more fascinated, until Mr. Cui's paralyzed face appeared in his sight.

Mr. Cui stared at him fiercely. He knew the power of this split, so he put away his perverted eyes.

After a while, Liu Yudi stopped, and then said to the two of them, "I figured it out, which one of you will listen first?"

Usually when this kind of thing happens, Zhang Shifei goes first, so he said, "I go first."

Then Liu Yudi looked at him for a while, and said to him: "Your comment is: Dreams and paintings are fictional, just for the fantasy itself. Unfortunately, your four-year-old calamity has come true, and you are the one who gave up The 'sacrificing love' in

There was a buzzing in the head of the picture of right and wrong, and he suddenly remembered the person in the painting, and he couldn't help feeling sad again, so he hurriedly asked: "Can you be more specific? What is the concept of giving up love?"

At this time, Mr. Cui next to him spoke, his expression changed again, and he didn't know why, as if he was a little emotional, he smiled wryly and said: "Let me answer you, I... on the line."

Liu Yudi looked at Mr. Cui, and smiled wryly, shook his head and said nothing, only to see Mr. Cui said seriously: "According to ancient books, Buddhists say that the seven emotions and six desires are illusory, but the false and the real can trap all living beings." , both humans and animals have feelings, the so-called renunciation person's illusion itself is like this, anyone who commits crimes of sacrificing love will have a lifetime of love, desire and joy in vain, that is to say, no matter how you pursue love, in the end, you will have nothing. It will be illusory, and this is the interpretation of illusion itself."

Zhang Shifei was a little stunned, and he blurted out: "Then I'm destined to only use my hands in this life, right?!"

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled wryly, and then said: "Of course not, you are a monster, and you are much luckier than humans. I think that person is the only one of the five disadvantages and three disadvantages of cultivating Tao... Forget it Stop talking, depressed, simply put, if you want to play with women, you can, but you are doomed to miss the love of your life, and your true love will always be in vain, understand?"

When Mr. Cui said this, his eyes turned red for some reason, and he said, "Not bad, what else do you want to do?"

After Zhang Shifei heard it, he thought to himself, fart is good, I used to play enough with women, I wanted to find someone I really like and live a good life, but why is my life so bad, I finally met someone I really like, But by accident, he missed him, thinking of Xu Ying, his eyes were red again, and he still couldn't forget that good time, going up the mountain with her, eating simple food, listening to her singing those folk songs he didn't understand , enjoy sleep together at night.

Thinking of this, he lowered his head, and became very depressed again. After thinking for a while, he cursed in his heart, what kind of shit fate, I just don't believe it, my fate is up to me!
Just when he was thinking wildly, Li Lanying spoke up, and he asked, "Sister..."

Mr. Cui is obviously not in a good mood right now, so he shouted: "What girl! It's Teacher Liu!!"

Just now Mr. Cui convinced the fat man. Although this Mr. Cui looked not much older than them, but when he yelled, the fat man trembled and quickly changed his words: "Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, you said I committed a crime. What is it?"

Then Liu Yudi thought for a while, and then opened her small mouth and said: "The anger is a friendship, and you should calm yourself down. This is your comment. Your four calamities have not yet been fulfilled, so I can't calculate it exactly." , but from these two comments, it can be concluded that you may not be in the 'four houses', that is to say, you are very likely to be in the second calamity."

Fatty Li scratched his head, then said, "Oh, it sounds pretty good."

"That's not bad," Mr. Cui said, "Do you know what will happen after committing the second catastrophe?"

Fatty Li shook his head, only to see that Mr. Cui said: "The second calamity is divided into killing the body and falling into the devil, and monsters only commit the second calamity. Wild immortals belong to the four houses."

"What's the difference? Aren't they all beasts?" Fatty Li didn't realize that he scolded himself, so Mr. Cui said helplessly: "You are a monster after committing two calamities. Once you start the killing ring, you will never recover. Becoming a demon, never turning back, all monsters who have committed two catastrophes will not end well, they will lose their minds and harm one side."

Fatty Li saw that what Mr. Cui said was scary, so he hurriedly asked: "And then?"

I saw that Mr. Cui sneered, and then said: "At that time, I am afraid that you will be the first one we want to kill."

Fatty Li saw that Mr. Cui's eyes were like knives, and couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, thinking that he seemed to be even more unlucky than Lao Zhang.

At this time, the sky outside the door had already lightened slightly, Liu Yudi took out a broom from the back room and began to sweep up the dead moths on the ground, while Mr. Cui made a phone call, as if to say that it was dawn It's safe, it'll be over later or something like that.

The two of them now know the flaws in their bodies, and they have their own concerns at this time. Fortunately, Mr. Cui said just now that if the two of them can help him get rid of those five hundred demon eggs, they will be able to restore their human bodies. What's more, it will naturally disappear without a trace. It's not bad, it's a bit rushed.

After a while, Mr. Cui finished the phone call, and he said to the two people: "Okay, it's almost dawn, and you two are getting ready soon. I'll take you back. Your parents are still waiting for you." Wake up."

Hearing this, the distress in the hearts of the two of them suddenly reduced a lot!I can finally go back!So the right and wrong said: "We have prepared it a long time ago, just tell us what to do!"

I saw that Mr. Cui said: "The soul has left the body, didn't you say that an old lamp taught you before?"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying nodded. Because they hated Chen Tuan, they didn't tell Mr. Cui his name. They only told him "there is an old lamp". The formula for possessing the body, but after the two of them read it, they found that it was useless. At this time, Mr. Cui said: "I said who taught you two, why is this irresponsible? He didn't tell you that you must sleep if you want to leave the body. The state of falling?"

The two were at a loss for words, thinking that Chen Tuan might have been confused by the medicine at that time, so some old guy forgot to tell the two of them. Thinking of this, the two of them were really lucky. , Maybe the two of them are still blind.

So Li Lanying said, "To be more specific, what should we do?"

Then Mr. Cui thought for a while, and then said: "You two don't sit here, it's not good if you are discovered by outsiders, go to the back room, sit against the wall, and then silently recite the formula in your heart, and you will be fine when you fall asleep."

So the three of them entered the room. The inner room was quite small, with only a bed and a cabinet. The two sat down on the bed according to what Mr. Cui said, but they didn't feel sleepy at all. Li Lanying opened her eyes and said to Mr. Cui: " Can't sleep, what's the matter?"

Mr. Cui smiled evilly, and then said, "Let me help you."

After finishing speaking, before the two of them could react, he stretched out his right hand and quickly tapped on their heads.

"Why do I rely on you to hit me!!" Fatty Li and Zhang Shifei yelled and jumped up, only to see Mr. Cui pointing behind them with a smirk on his face.

The two of them turned their heads to look, and were immediately taken aback, only to see a fainted black bear and peacock appearing behind them!Just when the two were surprised, Mr. Cui said again: "What are you waiting for, come with me."

"Where are you going?" the two asked.

"Of course I'm going home." Mr. Cui smiled, the expression on half of his face was still so disgusting.

(End of this chapter)