The years I was a birdman

Chapter 45 Attacking Fairy Bone

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Zhang Shifei didn't understand. He looked at the parting with a wretched smile in front of him, thinking in his heart that this grandson wants us to settle this matter?Isn't this a joke!

At this time, Li Lanying had already said: "Split up, you don't want us to go, don't make jokes, we don't understand anything, how can we go? And now we don't know whether what the person said is true or not , even if it's true, didn't you let us both die?"

Mr. Cui smiled sinisterly, and then said: "Don't worry, I think it's pure evil spirits this time, not demon eggs, wouldn't it be good to give you two a chance to hone your skills, don't you two? Have you never imagined that one day you will become those zombie priests or Iron Spiderman on TV, what a glorious thing."

Both of them shook their heads. To be honest, the two of them had never fantasized about those things. Zhang Shifei felt that those were too unrealistic. The silly heroism was completely a lie to children. Li Lanying felt that the heroes shown on TV were too weak, he just wanted to live a good life as a rich second generation, gnawing moths on the beams of socialist houses, and corrupt cadres molesting female subordinates in the future The boss or something is the most suitable for him.

Then Mr. Cui obviously miscalculated. He really underestimated the thoughts of these two guys who were eating and waiting to die. Seeing the two shaking their heads, he was a little speechless. It's useless to say anything to you two prodigal sons, so it's settled, tomorrow night, I'll give you both addresses, and you two go and settle this matter for me!"

"Oh my god, why are you still coercive! We won't go, what's the matter!" Fatty Li was angry. He thought that this split was the two of them working hard as cannon fodder, and even treating those five hundred demon eggs. All a little skeptical.

Seeing the fat man blowing up the temple, he was also a little unhappy, only to see him say: "Are you going?!"

But the fat man leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes with the help of alcohol, and said, "You kill me! I won't go, let's see what you can do!"

Zhang Shifei on the side smiled wryly. It seemed that Li Lanying was no longer happy to move after returning to the body. In fact, he also had this idea in his heart, but he let the four kalpas hang on, and he couldn't do it if he wanted to.

At this time, Mr. Cui sneered instead, and then said very sinisterly: "Aren't you going? Okay, anyway, if you don't go, you have nowhere to go."

The fat man froze for a moment, opened his eyes, and said, "What did you say?"

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "I have expected that you two boys are out of tune, so I have communicated with your parents in the past two days. From now on, your monthly pocket money will be fixed at [-] to [-] yuan. Between two hundred and five, where else do you think you can spend money?"

"Fart!" The fat man cursed, "Why would my dad listen to you!?"

Then Mr. Cui shrugged and said, "If you don't believe me, you two can call and ask. After speaking, he waved his hand and said please. This frightened Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei quite a bit. I didn't have a job, and I belonged to the standard old-fashioned family. If the money is really cut off now, there may really be no entertainment other than pressing the road that day.

Thinking of this, the two hurriedly took out their mobile phones and called their father. At first, they just felt that they were cheating on them separately, but after the phone call, the two of them completely collapsed.

The fathers of the two were very angry. You must know that the two returned home so late after they were discharged from the hospital, so they scolded them and said that they would control their pocket money in the future. After hearing this, the two hurriedly said in unison: "Why!"

The answers of the two fathers were also quite consistent: "It's just to prevent you from being stinky in the future! There is no need to discuss it, or you will find me a job. No matter how old you are, you have nothing serious to do."

After finishing speaking, the phone over there was hung up, and the two of them looked at each other, both stunned. Fatty Li was the first to react, and he cursed: "I'll fight with you separately!", and then turned to Cui Mr. Cui rushed over, but the consequences were obvious. Within five seconds, the fat man was beaten back to the sofa by Mr. Cui, and he didn't dare to speak.

Zhang Shifei swallowed, and then asked Mr. Cui: "How did you do it? Why does our father trust you so much?"

Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and then told the two of them about it. It turned out that after he saw the two of them, he expected that their personalities would never easily join the work of destroying the demon eggs. Therefore, he Only then did he come up with this plan. He called the fathers of the two separately and told them why the two men were in danger before. It was because they were ignorant and incompetent, and the responsibility was still on their fathers. With that much money, there would be no such thing.

At the end, he also said that if the two of them continue to behave like this, there will be a catastrophe in the future.

The parents on both sides felt that what Mr. Cui said was right. They really mentioned spoiling their children. Thinking about their children in their 20s, I went out to practice stalls when I was in my 20s. How can they be nothing like them?

Habit is like killing a child, not to mention that Mr. Cui said that if this continues, accidents will happen. They will naturally listen to what Mr. Cui said. After all, he saved his own child, so he wanted to talk to the children at night, but today The two of them happened to not go home that night, and the two parents were so angry that they spoke harshly, and there was no room for discussion.

Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei are like suffocated balls at this moment, they are all wilting, and they will spend a lot of money when they have no money in the future!Thinking of this, Fatty Li covered his old face that had been punched twice, and said weakly: "Split up, did we kill a big bull in our previous life? Why are you playing so well?"

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "I didn't do this to harm you. Maybe you will understand in the future. Forget it, but don't worry, you will work here from now on. If you kill a demon egg or evil spirit during a trip, I will give you money. The employer’s remuneration is 2000% or [-]%. I will give you three. If there is no employer, I will give you [-] yuan for each demon egg killed. How about it? Do you want to do it?"

The source of income has been cut off, what can the two of them do if they don't do it?Thinking of this, the two of them nodded weakly, so Mr. Cui smiled and said: "Okay, from today onwards, you two will be my buddies at Fuzetang. There is no such thing as a buddy boss in our business." , from now on, you two are my apprentices, don't worry, if you do a good job, the money you get every month will not be less than what you get from your parents."

This is still a human saying, the two of them thought in their hearts, so they nodded, and it was also the first job they found since beating their mothers, but this job was a bit peculiar, and they had to kill demons to make money.

Seeing that the deal was settled, Mr. Cui said to the two of them, "Okay, then you two should go back to your own animal body first. Time is running out and the class will start right away."

The souls of the two were separated, and the old man reluctantly got into the animal body in the back room, then turned into a human form, and hugged his physical body to the bed in the back room.

After finishing these, Mr. Cui said to them: "Okay, what I want to teach you now is the attack method of the immortal bone, you have to listen carefully, don't sleep tonight, I will give you about one day to learn , but it should be enough to deal with ordinary evil spirits."

As soon as the two heard it, they secretly complained. This is too cold-hearted, how can it be like this.

Then Mr. Cui said to himself: "Let me first demonstrate to you the specific functions and stages of the fairy bones."

After all, he stretched out his right hand, and the two of them noticed that the little nail on Mr. Cui's right hand was very long and black. Since it was summer, he was wearing half sleeves, and there was still a piece on his arm that looked like It looks like it hasn't been bathed for a long time, and it's gray and slender, like a loach.

I saw Mr. Cui said: "I will explain in words that you can understand. The so-called fairy bones, to put it bluntly, are the energy blocks contained in the bodies of beasts and animals. It depends on him to achieve the right result. The fairy bones conceived by every animal are all There are different functions, and to put it simply, they are divided into several categories, mainly attacking and healing, as well as perception and so on."

This is the first time Zhang Shifei heard this, but he still felt a little awkward, and even attacked the treatment, why is it like a cartoon?So he said to Nana Cui, "Why does it sound like a setting in a cartoon?"

Then Mr. Cui said impatiently: "Nonsense! You two are ignorant, that's why I told you in such a simple way, if I tell you their real names in a polite way, it's no wonder you can understand! Don't think you understand What you don’t understand is good, in fact, the meaning is the same, so listen carefully and don’t interrupt!”

The two nodded, that was indeed the case, thinking that the words of Chen Tuan and Chen Laodeng in Yingzhou were indeed profound, and they sounded bluffing, even if they were true, but the two of them couldn't understand at all, so it was better than the succinct and clear words of the split in front of them. Well, although the words are a bit hateful.

At this time, that hateful Mr. Cui raised his right hand and said, "Now let me see what your fairy bones look like."

After finishing speaking, he got up and poured two glasses of water, then handed them to the two, told them to hold the glasses tightly with both hands, and then close their eyes and imagine their fairy bones. The two opened their eyes, and after they opened their eyes, they were surprised to find that the boiled water in their cups had changed color.

The water in Zhang Shifei's glass turned light blue, while the water in Li Lanying's glass turned light red. Mr. Cui looked at it, and then said: "Well, I guessed it right, you both It's aggressive."

How did you figure it out?The two of them obviously forgot about their unhappiness at this time, and then asked Mr. Cui, only to hear Mr. Cui say with a smile: "Immortal bones are divided by color. Since beasts are inherently aggressive, there are many aggressive types, which is also basic. The three primary colors of red, yellow, and blue, as well as the two extreme colors of black and white, represent the aggressive type, and the colors formed by the three colors, the cool color represents the perception type, and the warm color represents the healing type, understand? ?”

The two nodded, unexpectedly there were so many doorways, so Zhang Shifei asked, "Then what type are you?"

I saw that Mr. Cui didn't speak, and took Zhang Shifei's water glass with his right hand with a smile. When his eyes changed, the water in the glass instantly turned orange-yellow, and when his eyes changed again, the water turned like ink again. Generally speaking, Mr. Cui said: "I am a human being, so I couldn't have fairy bones, but for some reason, I can borrow the fairy bones of wild fairies for my own use. This is my power. The fairy bones on my body are borrowed. Yes, there are two, one is a healing type and the other is an attacking type."

The two of them remembered the black snake that they split up that night, so they nodded. They understood that this was the case. But thinking of this, Zhang Shifei had some doubts in his heart, so he asked Mr. Cui: "What do you think?" You are so powerful, what do you want us to do?"

Mr. Cui said: "You two don't know that the borrowed fairy bone is always someone else's, and you can only use up to seven percent of its strength. That is to say, if you two work hard, your future strength may be much greater than mine. ,understand?"

The two were thoughtful, then Mr. Cui continued: "Okay, let me continue now. I see that the fairy bones on your body have been conceived, and you can use them with a little training. Did the old lamp teach you the fairy bones before?" How do you hit people?"

The two shook their heads, but Mr. Cui didn't say anything. He said to himself: "The attack-type fairy bones are also divided into power-type and spell-type. Red and yellow represent power, blue, white and black represent spells. So, your two attack methods are very different, but there should be no difference in the beginning, let me demonstrate it to you first."

After finishing speaking, Mr. Cui clenched his fist with his right hand, and suddenly a black mist-like air enveloped his hand.

(The two updates are over, Merry Christmas everyone.)
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