The years I was a birdman

Chapter 56 After Sales Service
In a blink of an eye, it was almost afternoon, Zhang Shifei and Fatty Li did not leave, but stayed quietly in Fuzetang. There were two reasons for this. One was that Mr. Cui told them that their physical bodies were still here, but The two had known this for a long time, and because they were angry, they didn't have so many scruples. It was the second point that really made them stay.

Mr. Cui told them that he would give them an explanation in the evening.

In the hearts of the two of them, even though they haven't been in contact with this part for a long time, they still know about the part's ability. Since he said it, there will be an explanation, so the two discussed it, and they decided to go anyway. , and don't care about this day, just wait until night, if the two of them are not satisfied at that time, it will not be easy for others to find out that it is dark with their own bodies behind their backs.

During this day's waiting, Zhang Shifei was a little worried about the crazy woman, so he called her. Mr. Cui said that after the demon egg was removed, it is reasonable to say that the woman has recovered except for her physical weakness. Sure enough, Song Lijun had woken up and couldn't remember what happened last night.

Zhang Shifei lied that he was an employee of Li's company and said he wanted to hire her. At this time, Song Lijun must have a bad memory, but she happily agreed. Zhang Shifei asked her where she was, and Song Lijun said she was in a hotel. Hearing this, the two felt a little relieved, so they made an appointment with her for an interview three days later, and hung up the phone.

Fatty Li also called his father and said that he wanted to ask him for an admission spot. His father doted on him very much and felt a little guilty about blocking his pocket money, so he agreed without saying a word.

After the matter was settled, the two continued to wait idly. Sometimes Mr. Cui looked like a philistine, but sometimes he really didn't look like a businessman. Today, he didn't open the door for business at all, and let the two of them do whatever they wanted. Then he went to sleep in the back room.

But he didn't sleep well. In the afternoon, a group of young guests came to Fuze Hall. There must be eight or nine of them. They were children from the kindergarten next door. For some reason, they seemed to be very familiar with Mr. Cui. , In Fuzetang, it was like being at home. When I saw that Mr. Cui was lying in the room and sleeping, those little guys smiled sinisterly. A little fat man took a glass of cold water and followed Mr. Cui The mouth opened wide and fell down.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying felt refreshed in their eyes, but Zhang Shifei was also a little worried about these children, afraid that they would be beaten by Mr. Cui.

Mr. Cui was woken up by choking. Seeing these children, he was not angry. He got up and wiped his wet wipes, and then pretended to shout at them: "Who did it, who did it?!"

Those children were not afraid of him, and when they saw him get up, they scattered and laughed happily. Mr. Cui seemed to have nothing to do with them, so he said to them: "Why are you here, aren't you Tang Shi this afternoon?"

Those children said that their aunt (Liu Yudi) was working now, and gave them an hour of free time to play with Mr. Cui. After hearing this, Mr. Cui became speechless, but he had no choice but to Let them all sit down first, and then tell them the story.

The anger in Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's hearts has not dissipated at this time, but after seeing this group of children, they are not so angry anymore. Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui, who was speaking with great emotion The story, those little ghosts listened seriously, and Zhang Shifei also started to despise Mr. Cui after listening to a few sentences, and even told these children stories about monsters and Mr. Yin and Yang. Caught a cold, after the lecture, some children complained to Mr. Cui that your story was too uninspiring, and revenge on society is revenge by society.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were a little surprised by this little episode. Why is this kid so precocious now?Is it because of watching Korean dramas with parents every day?

Seeing that Mr. Cui also has a way, he stretched out his hand and patted the little girl's head, and then said: "Good boy, you will understand when you grow up."

Mr. Cui seemed to like these children very much. Even though some children were mischievous and even dismantled his stage after hearing the story, he still smiled and didn't care at all. His series of actions made Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei very happy. Wondering, is this still the partisan with a philistine face?
However, as the saying goes, it is difficult to paint the skin of a tiger, and you can't see the guts even if you know the face.

It is not known what will become of these children after hearing his story.

After the story was finished and it was getting dark, Mr. Cui sent these children back to the kindergarten next door, and their parents picked them up in twos and threes.

Zhang Li and Zhang Li in Fuzetang were a little impatient, and when they saw the split head coming back, Li Lanying asked him: "Separate head, how long do you want us to wait? If you have anything to say, you can tell us, and we will leave if you don't." , What after-sales service, does it have anything to do with the two of you?"

That Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "Be safe and don't be impatient, you two will understand later."

Mr. Cui bought the meal at around [-] o'clock in the evening and came back. The two of them ate like chewing wax. They felt that eating with this hypocrite was a bit cheap. After finishing the meal, it was already past eight o'clock. With a cigarette in his mouth, he said to them, "Come with me."

"Where are you going?" the two asked.

Mr. Cui scratched his head, and then said impatiently: "After-sales service, didn't I tell you two?"

The two of them naturally didn't understand it, but they didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd, so they had no choice but to follow, thinking that it would be better if they figured it out, so as to save themselves from thinking about it later.

So the two went out with Mr. Cui. After Mr. Cui locked the door, he walked slowly in front, and the two followed behind. They saw Mr. Cui humming a little tune with his hands behind his back. Li Lanying couldn't stand the look of taking a walk after dinner, and saw him stepping up to Mr. Cui impatiently and said: "Where are you going to take us? Can't you take a taxi? Didn't you say you would give me a taxi?" Let us explain? Where are you! Hurry up, or you will return our bodies, and we will not play with you anymore."

Then Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "If you follow, it's over. There's so much nonsense, and if you talk again, you will be beaten up and your body will be confiscated!"

Seeing this wretched part uttered harsh words, the two of them fell silent. After a day, the anger in their hearts was no longer so much. It can be said that they gradually calmed down. They knew that if this part wanted to punish them, , It was so easy, so they all followed Mr. Cui with suffocation.

The sky had completely darkened at this time, and Mr. Cui seemed to enjoy this kind of walk. They walked slowly, and Mr. Cui, who passed by the garden from time to time, sat down to rest. As time passed, the pedestrians on the road became more and more At least, it's been four hours.

It's already twelve o'clock.

When the two of them were about to lose their last bit of patience, Mr. Cui stopped, then turned his head and smiled at them and said, "Here we are."

The two came back to their senses, looked around, and were immediately taken aback. Mr. Cui actually led them to the 'mistress community' again!It turned out that they came here for after-sales service, and the two of them felt a little puzzled, but the demon egg was killed, so what's the point of 'service'?No matter what it is, as long as it is for that Mao Tao, the two of them will never do it!

Mr. Cui saw that the expressions of the two were very unhappy, so he sat on the curb, and then motioned for them to sit down. They didn't move, and Mr. Cui smiled and said, "Do you think I'm a philistine? Can black and white be distinguished?"

The two did not speak, and silence was the answer.

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "You two have never been in contact with the society. Let me ask you, even if you two beat that Mao Tao during the day and disabled him, what's the use? Then Song Lijun Can I get a little benefit?"

The two didn't speak, they were still silent, but this silence was indeed from the heart. Indeed, even if the grandson's leg was broken, Song Lijun would still not get any compensation, and the anger was very unpleasant.

I saw that Mr. Cui said: "You two, forget it, come and sit down."

The two of them were a little stunned at this thought, so they sat down and saw that Mr. Cui said: "I don't want you two to fight, I also know that you two are not afraid of anything, but you must know the courage of you two in the morning It's purely a man's bravery, and it has no meaning other than being able to beat yourself to the police station. Now that the law is in place, the two of you will have to accompany him for money, isn't it even more useless?"

The two of them were right after thinking about it, but it was really uncomfortable not to breathe, so Li Lanying said, "Then what do you mean?"

"Fight!" Mr. Cui said, "Either you don't fight, or if you want to fight, you can do it in one step, so that this grandson can never harm anyone again, but you still have to let him get the money!"

After finishing speaking, Mr. Cui took out a handful of money from his clothes and said to the two of them, "This is the money from Mao Tao, [-], and it's for you two. You can spend it yourself or give it to the woman as you like." , and I'll tell you what to do next, come on, come closer."

After all, Mr. Cui told the two of them what to do, and so on and so on. After the two listened, they felt that the contempt for this split disappeared in their hearts in an instant, and they actually admired the guy from the bottom of their hearts. Li Lanying He suddenly hugged the split head in his arms, then slapped him on the back fiercely, and said repeatedly: "Split head! I really misjudged you, are you a real man! You are simply a genius!!"

Mr. Cui pushed him away in disgust, and then scolded: "Fuck off, isn't it time for you to scold me?"

Fatty Li smiled and didn't speak, but his heart was full of admiration for this split, and Zhang Shifei was the same. He felt that this split was really leak-free. It looked extremely wretched, but it was a thousand times better than what the two of them could think of. ten thousand times.

The three of them looked at each other and smiled, then they sneaked into the community and touched the door of the unit. Since the door was already broken, there was no obstacle. The three of them quietly went up to the seventh floor and came to the door of the room. At that time, everyone should have fallen asleep. Zhang Shifei looked at the door, and said to Mr. Cui with some anxiety: "Break up, it's over, you returned the key to his grandson, what should I do if I can't get in?"

Mr. Cui smiled wickedly. After all, he was also a young man, not a few years older than the two of them. He reached out and took out a yellow paper talisman from his pocket, and said contemptuously, "Just kidding, I want to come in." What key do you need?"

I saw him hold the talisman wretchedly and blow into the keyhole, and the door opened with a click. The two were overjoyed, they didn't expect that they would pick the lock again!
But neither of them made a sound. They knew that Mao Tao should be here at this moment. If not unexpected, he would dream of Duke Zhou with his arms around a female monkey. They thought to themselves, go to sleep, this is you The scariest nightmare of my life.

Mr. Cui nodded obscenely at the two, then took out two talismans from his pocket, and stuck them on the chests of the two. Suddenly, the two talismans emitted a faint green light, covering the two It was so weird, but it was nothing, as the green light passed by, the skin of the two of them seemed to turn pale, and there were bloodstains, and wounds that looked like rotten flesh also appeared. Like a zombie.

Zhang Shifei touched himself, but he didn't feel it. Mr. Cui told them: "This talisman is an illusion talisman, just like makeup. It lasts for one hour. You can use it freely during this hour. I'll go downstairs and smoke a cigarette first."

After finishing speaking, Mr. Cui went downstairs. Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying who were left behind looked at each other and smiled, then strode into the door with big strides. It was loud.

"Who!?" Mao Tao's voice came from the bedroom.

In the dark room, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's green faces are very charming. I saw them transform into their true colors, as if they were biochemical zombie chickens and zombie bears.

They walked slowly to the door of the bedroom, and then smiled wickedly at the man and woman on the bed who were about to pee their pants after being startled, "Hello, monkey king, we are the bird king and the bear king."

(The second update is over, I wish you all a happy New Year's Day in advance~~~)

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