The years I was a birdman

Chapter 62

Urban management is a comprehensive law enforcement agency created under the current legal system in our country to avoid repeated law enforcement caused by multiple law enforcement in the past.

To put it simply, urban management is the manager of the city. According to legend, Bai Xiaosheng ranked the occupation list back then. The mystery of this occupation is second only to the "relevant department" of the highest administrative agency that is rumored to be in the background. Second, it is much more mysterious than the Chinese dragon group ranked third.

The main responsibility of this department on weekdays is the centralized exercise of administrative penalty powers, including city appearance and environmental sanitation, urban planning management (punishment for illegal construction without a license), road traffic order (punishment for illegal road occupation), industrial and commercial administration (punishment for unlicensed operation) ), municipal management, public utilities management, urban water-saving management, parking management, landscaping management, environmental protection management, construction site management (including demolition site management), urban river and lake management, black cars, black tour guides, etc. The rivers and lakes respectfully call them "thirteen iron-blooded eagles".

And because of the wide distribution of their rights, even us ordinary people can find their footprints in our ordinary lives. They are the mainstay of our society.

On the dining table, the split spoke to the two of them incessantly, listening to a black thread full of right and wrong. It's like a martial arts novel, and it's not ashamed.

In fact, the two of them had already figured out this afternoon that the three guests who came to the door were San Chengguan.

At that time, the two of them were very puzzled, why did the city management also patronize this store?Could it be that this part looks too ugly and affects the appearance of the city, so you want to come and confiscate it?
Of course it's not the reason. It turns out that urban management is also a human being. Humans have emotions and desires and are afraid. Although the muscles of these three urban management officers look like bulletproof monks, they also have unspeakable secrets. The reason why they came to Fukuoka today Zetang, it was because they encountered something that made them feel scared in the past two days.

The bald city manager trembled as he talked about this matter. It turned out that their superiors in the street had instructed them to go to a certain place to carry out demolition work. These things were normal, but this time the progress of the work was quite unsatisfactory.

That day, after fixing a few nail households, they called in a big carving car to demolish some of the houses first, but just as they wanted to use the shovel, the driver on the carving car screamed and fell down. When they got down, they gathered around and saw that buddy was foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over his body, as if he had suffered a stroke, so they hurriedly sent him to the hospital. Fortunately, it was nothing serious. The doctor said it was indirect shock. It will be fine in two days.

The project was still going to continue, and the urging from above was intense, so they went back to the private house and hired another driver to continue, but the new driver fell off as soon as he got on the carving car, spitting like the last one. foam.

It is said that there are only three things, but this thing is so evil, no matter who it is, as long as the house is touched, it will be drawn immediately. The leaders on the scene and the real estate are all blue. This kind of thing, and the people onlookers started to discuss whether there is something wrong with this house, or how could it be so evil?
Now is a civilized society, how could such a strange thing happen?Although those leaders believe it in their minds, they can't say it like ordinary people. You must know that this matter is big or small. If there is a big trouble here, how can the residential buildings be rebuilt and drive up prices?Leaving aside the question of whether to raise the price or not, in case someone owes it to "Into Science", it is still a matter of whether it can be sold!
If the leader is always the leader, there is a way for them to become the leader. The leaders looked at Duodu and immediately decided on two plans. First, conceal the matter so as not to alert the government (they are the government), and declare to the outside world that they are just machines. Gasoline poisoning caused by gasoline leakage, secondly, it is necessary to completely solve this matter.

The complete solution that the leaders talk about usually means that they issue orders and let their subordinates solve the problem, so these subordinates are in a tragedy. They are limited to finish this matter within half a month, and the progress of the project cannot be affected. Otherwise, the consequences will be at your own risk .

The first level of the official university crushes people to death, the first level crushes the first level, and finally three people are crushed here. These three urban management coordinators are not officially registered. The leader told them privately that the country has supported you for these years , if there is no good way, you just wait to sell roasted cold noodles on the street.

The three of them panicked when they heard this. They didn't want to be put on the street to set up a stall. If that happened, they would have to be chased and intercepted by the urban management. It was too scary, so the three of them tried their best, but they still had no clue. Fortunately, the bald man A relative knew the name of Fuzetang, so he introduced them to come here. When the three of them came here today, they saw that the owner, Mr. Cui, was still a young man, so they were a little uncertain. However, although Mr. Cui was young, But his mouth is superb. He is good at reading people's faces, just like a fortune-telling liar on the street. With just a few words, he convinced the three elders.

The three said that money is not a problem, because as long as there is a serious invoice, it can be reimbursed, and the invoice can be written as office supplies. Is it still a problem?

The three city management officers asked Mr. Cui: "What is going on, do you know?"

Mr. Cui pondered for a while. He knew where he was going, but he couldn’t say that, so he said: “Well, there are dreams every day, and the soul predicts good and bad luck. Since the dwellings have been built for a long time, they have attracted some dirty things, don’t be afraid, they can be dealt with completely, let me open the altar tonight, and I will ensure that you can demolish it safely after a week.”

Those three people were not stupid after all. They knew that they couldn't easily trust the young man in front of them. Seeing their expressions, Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and saw that he took out a piece of yellow paper and used two Clamping between his fingers, he gave a soft 'crack', and the yellow paper immediately burst into flames. Mr. Cui flicked it casually, and the burning yellow paper circled around the three of them for a full circle before falling to the ground and extinguishing.

Sure enough, he is an expert!It's like juggling, so fierce!The three of them dispelled their worries, and the bald man immediately said happily: "Awesome! It's really an eye-opener! Sir, please make an offer, and I will never bargain!"

You must know that these moths don't need to be used to it at all. If you don't cheat them, who will you cheat?So Mr. Cui told them that now the price is expensive and money is easy to spend, and it will cost eight thousand dollars to do it.

The three agreed very happily, anyway, they were not the ones to take the money, and the leader should be able to agree, after all, when did they go on a trip to a foreign place, ah no, it was a meeting, and when did they go to spend more than this?So they settled a deal, paying the deposit first as usual, and paying the full amount after the matter is completed. Mr. Cui felt that they were fat sheep, and in the end he forcibly resold some high-hanging torn paper to them, saying that these things had been consecrated by him and he usually wore them. It can guarantee that they will not be attacked by all evils and the golden gun will not fall. It is really the first choice for home travel and field battles.

Those people naturally bought it happily. After they left, Mr. Cui asked the two of them to come out. The three smiled obscenely, tacitly. That night, Mr. Cui kept the two of them for dinner, and during the meal, Mr. Cui told them about over this matter.

Zhang Shifei drank all the beer in his glass, and then asked Mr. Cui: "Split, do you think this is just a ghost in their own minds, or is it really evil?"

Then Mr. Cui wiped his mouth, and then said: "I don't know, I'll let you Sister Liu help you figure it out later."

Zhang Shifei thought for a while, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Then, will you let us go this time?"

Seeing Zhang Shifei asking him, Mr. Cui looked at them both, and said in surprise, "Hey, what's wrong with you, why are you so active?"

Hearing what Mr. Cui said, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then said, "No, I just want to exercise."

Then Mr. Cui didn't ask any more questions, he picked up a piece of yuba from the plate and threw it into his mouth, and then said: "Let's see and talk, if it's dangerous this time, I don't need you two."

"Don't! You have to treat us as if you said anything. I need the money urgently." Zhang Shifei pleaded. As soon as he said this, Fatty Li and Mr. Cui looked at him very puzzled. They thought to themselves, this bird People used to be surprisingly lazy, did they take the wrong medicine today or what happened?
What Zhang Shifei thinks in his heart is only known to him, how can he not be active, how can he spend money if he has no money?If you don't spend money, how can you play Liang Yun'er?

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