The years I was a birdman

Chapter 7 Deep in the Bamboo Forest
"Old Zhang, I can't do it anymore."

Li Lanying squatted his fat buttocks on the grass again, and started to play again.

Zhang Shifei looked helplessly at the dirty and blind man, and said, "I said, what's wrong with you, why can't you go after walking for half a day?"

Li Lanying said out of breath, "I'm starving to death, I have no energy!"

Zhang Shifei originally wanted to say that you drank cold water just now, but he suddenly thought of the damned Liu Bolun urinating in the river, so he felt embarrassed to hurt the fat man's fragile heart, so he had to Sighing, and then said: "I don't want to move, but I can't do it if I don't go. Now we both know that someone can help us. This is the only way. Don't we wait for death?"

I saw the fat man looking up at the sky with a demented look, and he said dejectedly: "You said that today, there is not even a sun, what a broken place, what is Yingzhou, what an eye-opener. Things are normal, so are we two, so is that drunk man, this grassland is also the same today, even his uncle's river is also the same, why have they become so out of tune?"

Zhang Shifei sighed. Indeed, what Fatty Li said is quite reasonable. It is too absurd to put it on ordinary people. It’s not a fairy, it’s his uncle’s, that person said it’s gone, it’s fine, but I didn’t expect the river to say it’s gone, it’s enough karma.

Forget it, don’t think about it, Zhang Shifei shook his head, what, he would collapse if he thought about it again, now he can only hope that the guy who lives in the bamboo forest can help us, he thought.

So, he started to get the fat man up with all kinds of chatter, and every bird and beast walked towards the green in the distance in a nervous mood.
As the saying goes, Wangshan ran to death, the two of them really couldn't figure it out, they walked for a long time, how could the mountain be so far away, and the piece of green seemed to be like a piece of moldy buns, always disgusting the two of them. A city boy who has been spoiled and spoiled since he was a child.

Maybe they don't know that in Yingzhou, facing the bamboo forest and mountains in the distance, this road of supporting each other is not the end of the nightmare, on the contrary, their nightmare has just begun.

In the sky without the sun, although there is light, it is still not particularly bright, but rather gloomy, as if covered by thin clouds, but where can I find thin clouds in this land of Yingzhou? It seemed that she had been slapped with a thin layer, and she looked shameful.

However, according to the changes in the light and the intuition of the two, it has been almost a whole day, and the surrounding environment has gradually darkened, and the disgusting lavender under their feet has gradually become blurred.

The two of them hadn't eaten for a day, and they had walked for a day. At this time, they were already extremely tired. Zhang Shifei was better. Normally speaking, his stomach should be small now, but Fatty Li, who had turned into a bear body, looked very sad. , He only heard the sound of percussion in his stomach, and he stared at Zhang Shifei several times when he was hungry, as if he was looking at a crispy roast chicken.

Zhang Shifei shuddered again.

But fortunately, after walking for a day, the two of them finally came to the damned bamboo forest when it was almost night. What does it look like, will it be more wretched than that drunkard?

The two stopped in front of the bamboo forest, and Li Lanying asked Zhang Shifei, "What kind of people do you think live in this forest?"

Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying, who was out of breath. He was exhausted, so he said to him, "I don't know...but it's probably a woman."

Li Lanying was stunned for a moment: "How do you know?"

Zhang Shifei sighed, and then said to the fat man, "Haven't you read Journey to the West? Let's go."

This cold joke was indeed a bit inappropriate, and Fatty Li didn't realize it, but seeing that Zhang Shifei had already taken small steps into the woods, he followed closely without asking any more questions.

This bamboo forest is indeed quite green, and it’s so green that it’s like the bamboo forest in Lao Mouzi’s movie. Those bamboos are quite thick, each one is about as thick as Fan Wei’s waistline, and there is no trace of impurities. To put it more mysteriously, it is like glass, and in the land of the bamboo forest, for the first time, there are no lilac weeds outside. On the contrary, the land is very smooth, but the soil is still unknown, some are like sand, The ripe brown sand can be described in this way, and the bamboo leaves are also very unusual. There is no wind in this land of Yingzhou, and the bamboo leaves in this forest are flapping on their own, rattling, rattling.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were used to the unusual situation here, so they were not too surprised, because they had been surprised too many times after waking up at night. Compared with the previous things, this is a bird?

Pooh!Zhang Shifei spit at this thought, he hates birds.

The bamboo forest was huge, much bigger than expected, and the two lost their way.

"Old Zhang! What do you think I found?"

Zhang Shifei heard Fatty Li shouting excitedly behind him, and hurriedly turned his head, only to see that the blind man behind him was holding a round green thing in his hand, looking at Zhang Shifei excitedly while drooling.

"What is that?" Zhang Shifei asked.

Fatty Li drooled and said, "Bamboo shoots, you don't even know this?"

Zhang Shifei shook his head, not to mention, he had never seen such a thick bamboo shoot, it looked like a thinner telegraph pole.

Pooh!Zhang Shifei spit again, he hates telephone poles.

"Can I take it? Don't drug you." I have to say, before you know the situation, you'd better be careful, Zhang Shifei thought.

But Fatty Li doesn't seem to be so scruples, his body is much bigger than before when he turned into a black bear, and his desire for food is naturally stronger. The bamboo shoot is just one bite, and it is so crispy with a click. Thanks to his dog teeth, biting the bamboo has the effect of biting an apple.

I saw him babbling and saying: "What time is it? I'll be a full ghost when I die. I'll eat his mother's first and then talk. Oh, don't say it, it's pretty sweet."

After that, he turned around and stretched out his bear paws to the nearby bamboo shoots. Kakaka broke off a few times and threw it on the ground. Then he sat down on the ground and ate it with big mouthfuls. Eat, Lao Zhang, it’s delicious.”

Seeing the fat man eating so happily, Zhang Shifei's stomach growled uncontrollably, so he didn't say anything, and walked to the pile of bamboo shoots with small steps, intending to eat two bites too, but he looked at those bamboo shoots. The bamboo shoot that was nearly as tall as him fell on the ground, and a practical and embarrassing question arose spontaneously.

His uncle, how am I going to eat this beak now!

Obviously, Fatty Li also noticed this, so he said to Zhang Shifei, "Look at me."

After finishing speaking, he raised the bear paw and slapped a bamboo shoot on the ground. With a bang, the bamboo shoot immediately fell apart.

Zhang Shifei's head is full of black lines, and he has a lot of strange strength. It seems that there are some benefits after the fat man becomes a bear.

But it still didn’t work. Although the fat man smashed the bamboo shoots, Zhang Shifei’s bird’s beak couldn’t be chewed at all. This embarrassing reality made him flap his wings angrily, and said dejectedly: “This is to play with me on purpose! God! You This is to play me to death! Turn me into such a bird, and even deprive me of the right to eat?"

At this time, the fat man ate two or three bamboo shoots and regained some strength. Seeing his brother yelling in frustration, he was naturally in a bad mood, but he didn't say anything. Into the forest next to him.

After a while, he came back, holding several mushroom-like objects with a smile, and placed them in front of Zhang Shifei, only to see his big bear face and said with a smile: "Look at you, you just enlightened me." As for me, why am I still depressed now, don’t worry, God won’t starve to death for a blind thief, I found this again.”

Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man in surprise. The fat man's expression at this time was completely different from just now. Damn, is this grandson still fat?

Just when Zhang Shifei was surprised, the fat man sat down against the bamboo again, and only heard him say: "Well, after eating enough, I really feel more at ease."

Faint, so I was hungry just now, Zhang Shifei thought, it's no wonder, I have been with the fat man for so many years, and I have never seen the fat man lose his composure like today, I dare say he is not hungry!Shrugging when hungry, this character is really a dream.

It seems that I was just worried that the fat man was too much to be stimulated. Zhang Shifei calmed down a little, so he looked at the thing that the fat man brought back again. It turned out to be a mushroom, but he had never seen such a big mushroom. It was as big as a small rice bowl, the handle of the umbrella was shiny green, and the mushroom umbrella was white, just like a Chinese cabbage growing upside down.

At this moment, the fat man who was full over there smiled and said, "Eat, at this moment, the bamboo fungus, the medicine won't kill you."

Zhang Shifei was a little surprised: "Hey, I said, Lao Li, when did you become so knowledgeable? I remember when you were in school, you didn't even read the words in the dialog box when you read comics?"

There was a contemptuous smile on Fatty's bear face, and then he sighed to Zhang Shifei: "You underestimate me too, don't think that my family's only lust is passed down from generation to generation, not bragging, when I was in elementary school I have already familiarized myself with the complete recipe book "Mrs. Wang Goes to the Kitchen", just kidding, if you don't know how to learn, how can you do it if you don't know how to eat?"

"You are amazing!" Now Zhang Shifei's hands can't be separated, if they can be separated, he will definitely give a thumbs up.

There's nothing to say, so hurry up and make a match, Zhang Shifei knows that now is not the time to be in a daze, seeing that the sky is getting darker and darker, even though the bamboo forest seems to be shining, but this inconspicuous place can't be identified at night What will happen?

So he made up his mind and pecked at the big mushroom like a chicken. Fortunately, although the appearance of eating was not very elegant, but the current situation is like attending a funeral banquet, crowding people and not squeezing mouths, as long as you eat it in your stomach.

Needless to say, this mushroom is really sweet, without the earthy taste of ordinary mushrooms at all, Zhang Shifei thought to himself as he pecked at the mushroom, wondering if it was because of his hunger.

He suddenly remembered an incident when he was at home. He could be said to belong to the young master class at home. It is probably because the parents in today's society have only one child, so they are very spoiled. All aspects, including eating, eat hard all day. Mom made the meal and he didn't eat this or that. At this time, his father would probably drink and say with a smile: "I don't eat this, I don't eat that, I'm still not hungry. Why don't you eat when you're hungry?"

Come on, don't scold the child, his mother will probably say that at this time, and then start from scratch.

Zhang Shifei had always been cold about this sentence before, as if his father had underestimated him, but when he thought about it today when he was pecking mushrooms in this ghost bamboo forest, it was a different scene.

Pecking and pecking, he couldn't hold back his tears and dripped down.

He is homesick.

Fatty Li was picking his teeth at this time, and his bear paws were not divided very much, so it took a lot of effort to buckle them. He said, "Hey, Lao Zhang, are you crying?"

Zhang Shifei held back in a hurry, and when he raised his head again, he couldn't see the tears, but the bird's eyes were red, and he said, "Shit, this is saliva."

The fat man didn't ask in detail, as a man, it's fine to just let it go, he leaned on the big bamboo, and then he was silent for a while, then he said: "I'm full, it would be nice if I had a cigarette."

Zhang Shifei was silent for a while, and did not speak. Since the two of them arrived here, it was rare to be quiet. In the bamboo forest, only the sound of bamboo leaves beating each other could be heard.

After a long time, Fatty Li sighed, and then said: "Old Zhang, what do you say... If, I mean, if the people in this bamboo forest can't help us, or the grandson just shook us at all, then we What should the two do?"

The two looked at each other with complicated eyes.

Zhang Shifei didn't know what to do either.

But the road must be walked.

He thought for a while, then turned to the fat man and said, "Let's go, what can we do if we don't go?"

(End of this chapter)