The years I was a birdman

Chapter 78 New Commission
That day seemed to be Friday, anyway, it was still a leisurely afternoon, and the tail of summer was still hot for lions. There was a large washbasin on the table in Fukuzawa Hall, and the basin was full of ice cream packaging bags and watermelon peels in a mess, as if thrown away. After staying there for some time, Zhang Shifei sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and stared at his hands, surrounded by traces of blue air.

And Li Lanying was holding a copy of Chaoyun Feidu who was reading ecstasy wrapped in a plane geometry book cover. He held the book in one hand and a piece of watermelon in the other. Chi's obscene laughter.

Then Mr. Cui came out from the back room, holding an ashtray full of cigarette butts, and buckled it in the big basin. He got angry when he saw the two of them, and he frowned and shouted to the two: "I said you two are too sloppy, you made such a mess in one morning, you can't eat anything, hurry up, someone will dump it for me!"

The two of them had already gotten to know him well, so they ignored him. Zhang Shifei continued to look like he was focusing on his left and right hands, while the fat man casually threw the watermelon into the basin, then smiled and said to Mr. Cui: "I said split up." , did you steal this book from a bookstore, why are there missing pages in several wonderful places?"

"Go away, don't answer irrelevant questions!" Mr. Cui said with some annoyance: "Can you still do it? Liu Yudi has only been away for a day, and you have made this room so dirty. Hurry up and clean it up!"

The two still didn't move, Fatty Li grinned, and then said: "Let's put it here, anyway, it will be so virtuous again soon, how tiring to clean up, hey, why don't you do it when you look dirty? And said us?"

I rely on!Then Mr. Cui was speechless. Looking at the two dung-making machines, he wondered why he was so lazy like his former college dormitory classmates, but thinking of this, he himself felt a little depressed, because he couldn't do it. Where are you going? Liu Yudi, who is in charge of cleaning, went back to her hometown yesterday, and it may take a while to come back. Now there are only three sloppy ghosts left in Fuzetang. According to this posture, it is estimated that the small shop will not be turned into a garbage dump. Will not rest.

Fortunately, the door was not opened, otherwise the flies would be called, F**K, after being bitten back, Mr. Cui was also a little guilty, but fortunately he was old and cunning, and he could count his thoughts as soon as he rolled his eyes, so he turned to the two of them. Said: "Okay, you two slackers, do you dare to have a game? Whoever loses will take out the trash, how about it?"

The two of them were quite bored at first, but when they heard the proposal of parting, their eyes lit up, so Zhang Shifei stopped exercising, and Li Lanying stopped reading pornographic books. The two looked up at the parting with a paralyzed face, and said to him: "What?"

Then Mr. Cui turned his head arrogantly, pointed at the computer, and said, "KOF."

Although it is said that Mr. Cui's ability is outrageous, in the final analysis, it doesn't matter how old the two are. If it is a free and irregular fight, the two can agree, because it is impossible, but if it is an arcade Iv1, Those two people seemed to have no reason to refuse, and besides, this big basin of garbage was indeed a bit unsightly, so the two of them went to the computer without saying a word.

But they didn't know that they had fallen into the trick of splitting up again. Apart from being good at catching monsters, this splitting was also surprisingly fierce in playing video games. Before 10 minutes had passed, the two of them were completely dumbfounded. They couldn't accept it with their mouths wide open. The ending of Dongzang who was split up was [-]v[-].

It is said that he only guessed the beginning, but could not guess the ending. Although the two knew beforehand that playing the King of Fighters separately was very fierce, it was unexpected for them to be so fierce. It was as fierce as if it had been beaten with chicken blood, as if the gear was switched off, it caught the two of them by surprise, and finally took off their pants on the screen and performed a brutal provocative action against the two of them.

The two were completely defeated, only to see that Mr. Cui was pinching a cigarette and then smiled at the two of them very much: "Hahaha! I didn't expect it, young man! In terms of skills, my brother is the first to brag in the arcade and the second to catch monsters." Third, hurry up, go clean up, right and wrong sweep the floor, fat man, you go take out the trash."

The two were depressed, but there was nothing they could do if they were willing to gamble, so they had to do it with their heads drooping. Zhang Shifei swept the floor weakly, thinking in his mind when he would surpass this point, his uncle.

At this moment, Fraction's cell phone rang, Fraction picked up the cell phone, connected it and said, "Hello, this is Fuzetang Etiquette Communication Center, who are you looking for?"

Spreading the word about your uncle, Zhang Shifei scolded in his heart, you who spread feudal superstitions, you still brazenly claim to be some kind of center, do it.

I saw that Mr. Cui said kindly, and then said: "Okay, no problem, please leave an address, we will rush there tonight."

After writing down the address, he said a few more polite words, then hung up the phone, and said to the two of them, "It's almost done, that's it, stop it, come to work."

When he heard that he had come to work, Zhang Shifei immediately felt very happy. You must know that having a job means having money to spend. It just happened that the bottom of his pocket was about to bottom out recently.

He felt a little helpless when he mentioned Liang Yun'er, because the two had gone to Howling Wolf several times before, but Liang Yun'er's attitude towards him was very lukewarm, and it can't be said that he ignored him, but his status as a 'guest' has never been ignored. No matter how flattering Zhang Shifei was, he still couldn't find a breakthrough, which made him very angry.

He can only take one step at a time now, which is better than no hope anyway, he thought.

So the two of them put down their work and walked up to the branch. Fatty Li asked the branch: "Are you here for business? Is it a demon egg, or what?"

Then Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "It's not a demon egg, it's a happy event."

"What happy event?" Zhang Shifei asked.

Then Mr. Cui picked up the teacup from the table, took a sip, and said to the two of them: "You should also know that our business is not just about catching monsters, we also have to do a lot of things, otherwise I wouldn't I will meet you two, besides helping people to see a doctor, we have a lot to do, such as Xiangdi, helping people to look at Feng Shui and other things, of course, there are things like this we have to do today."

After all, the split told the two of them about the entrustment. It turned out that although it is a harmonious society now, there are still many people who believe in ghosts and gods. Weddings and funerals are important personal events. It's really unreasonable for a gentleman to help take a look, people, most of them want to feel at ease.

And this time the entrustment is to choose the date of marriage, but this is very interesting. The client is a middle-aged man, surnamed Wang and named Shouli. He was born with a child with defective eyes, so he wanted to find another one, but it was quite sinister to say the least. After that, he got married twice, and he didn't know why. He died unexpectedly, which made him very depressed, but he had to live, so he took a child and lived for a few more years.

Finally, the child got a little older, so Wang Shouli thought about marrying a wife again. After someone introduced him, he met another woman who was also married twice. He wanted to get married, but when it came to getting married, Wang Shouli felt a little troubled. He had to know that the two women he was looking for had died, and relatives and friends around him had also said, did he kill his wife hard?Or is it that his original wife is still haunted and doesn't want him to look for it again?

Originally, he didn't believe in these things, but for peace of mind, he felt that if he didn't find someone who understands to look at it, he would really lose his mind, so after asking a lot, he found the contact of Fuzetang Way, he wants Mr. Cui to help him see if there is anything to say, just right, if there is nothing else, he can ask Mr. Cui to help choose a date, the best of both worlds.

After Mr. Cui told the two of them about this matter, they understood that their relationship had nothing to do with them, so Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui: "Split up, tell us what to do with this matter." Well, we can't help you with anything."

After Mr. Cui turned off the computer, he said to the two of them: "Who said it's okay, you two stay with me every day, and you are almost otaku. This time, I am going to let you two go with me." , as long as you have learned a lot, it will be good for both of you in the future."

The benefits are fart, the trouble is dead, the two thought, but it is true, the two have been with Mr. Cui since the return of the soul, Fuzetang usually has nothing to do, the two are not only practicing, but also practicing, every day. Going out, except for the occasional nightlife, they are almost out of touch with society. This time it sounds interesting, so they both nodded and agreed.

The time is tonight. After all, it is inconvenient to do this during the day. Mr. Cui said that if it is done well, the three of them can have a wedding banquet besides earning money.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying didn't take it to heart either, but they didn't know that the wedding wine was not so delicious.

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