The years I was a birdman

Chapter 82
I have to say that Cai Handong's words directly touched Zhang Shifei's heart. The understatement, do you believe in the afterlife, touched Zhang Shifei's softest place. Once upon a time, he and Xu Ying were in that unknown mountain. It was so happy and comfortable, but it was like a dream. After waking up from the dream, Xu Ying had long since passed away. By chance, I met her reincarnation, but when I talked to her about the previous life, she was indifferent. Smile and never pay attention.

Maybe this is really an old-fashioned way of picking up girls. Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and then took a sip of beer. It tasted bitter and astringent, and it was cold in his stomach. Is it something that girls who haven't grown up are obsessed with, why do you old men believe in this?"

Cai Handong smiled, stroked his glasses, and said, "It's just a matter of different beliefs. I believe that the past and present lives are not one-sided in favor of marriage. I care more about it."

Zhang Shifei was quite interesting listening to him, so he became interested and asked, "Be more careful."

After speaking, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, and handed it to Cai Handong. Cai Handong thanked him. After lighting it, he took a sip, and he seemed to be very comfortable. He said to Zhang Shifei: "Believe in past and present lives, You have to believe in karma, you might be joking when you say it, do you believe in karma?"

Zhang Shifei, you will have retribution.

Damn, Zhang Shifei changed his face just by swiping his face. It is true that he didn't believe in this stuff before. He thought that if there was retribution, he would have to go home in misery. But after experiencing Yingzhou and his party, his thoughts turned upside down. So he hurriedly picked up the wine glass again, trying to hide his deep fear of these two words by drinking, he said: "Letter..."

After he finished speaking, Cai Handong picked up the chopsticks, pointed to the three scales on a plate and said: "If you believe it, then we can explain it. If you listen to the story, I will tell you one. After telling you You know what's going on."

Li Lanying, who was eating wildly at the side, picked up a large piece of elbow meat, and his mouth was full of oil. Seeing that Zhang Shifei was chatting happily, he joined in, and asked while babbling: " What are you talking about, Lao Zhang, this is your friend, hey, aren’t you that one? I’ve seen you on TV.”

Cai Handong smiled, then shook hands with Li Lanying, as if he had known each other. After chatting for a few words, he continued to tell the story he wanted to tell. This kid is quite eloquent in telling stories. He is worthy of being a reporter. , Zhang Shifei thought.

Cai Handong told him that in ancient times, there was a monk, that is, a monk, who went down the mountain for alms. He happened to pass by a family and got married, so he went in and walked to the yard. After taking a deep breath, he actually began to read the names of those chickens and fishes, but they were not the names of the dishes, but the names of people.

The people in that family were very strange, thinking that you, the monk, are not convulsed, what are you talking about here, so they went up to ask, the monk smiled slightly, and even started singing, he sang: Mo Dao reincarnation is suffering, grandson married grandmother.Sitting on the mat of cattle and sheep, cooking in the six-parent pot.The daughter eats the flesh of the mother, and the son beats the father's skin drum.Overjoyed?Overjoyed?Great sorrow, great sorrow.

Zhang Shifei was a little confused, what does this mean?Li Lanying on the side was also very suspicious. Obviously, his comprehension ability was not as good as Zhang Shifei's. At this time, he, Fatty Xu, was still competing with the real fat man next to him to eat. The big meat kept saying hello to his mouth, and he was stunned. Listen, the children here also thought that what Cai Handong said was very interesting, and they all stared wide-eyed and waited for him to continue.

That Cai Handong smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I'm afraid it will hurt your appetite for eating, so let's not talk about it."

Zhang Shifei was thinking about who this is, so he stopped talking when he got interested, real grandson, so he hurriedly said: "Don't be an eunuch, it's unprofessional to dig a hole and not fill it?"

The children also began to urge the reporter's brother to continue. Cai Handong saw that he could not get off the stage, so he said, "Okay, then I will tell you what this means."

After that, he went on to talk about it. It turned out that the monk was a little bit capable. When the five eyes and the six powers opened, the family was in tragedy. The monk could tell that the bride was the reincarnation of the groom's grandmother!It turned out that when the groom was just born, his father died because of doing too many bad things, and his grandmother didn't last a few days, so she went down there in a daze, and saw Lord Yan Afterwards, he complained to Hades, saying that his grandson was still young and his father died, so what if his mother remarried him?Let me go back and feed him.

The King of Hades said to the old woman: You are so old, even if you go back, you will not live for a few days, so how about it, you will be his wife in the next life.

In this way, after 20 years, the child got married.

After hearing the monk's words, the bridegroom was shocked and felt very uncomfortable, but the monk continued: "Look at the girl over there eating a pig's trotter, but you don't know that this pig's trotter was reincarnated as a pig by the woman's dead mother." There was a young man over there beating the donkey-skin drum for fun, Zheng Huan, but he didn't know that the donkey-skin drum was made of the skin his father had given birth to.

This is not a big deal, it is the bride's previous life, that is, those people who came to eat meat and drink when the bridegroom's grandma held the wedding, now they have become big fish in the pot, and when his grandma held the wedding The slaughtered beef, sheep and fish are now reincarnated as today's guests.

That's why I say great joy and great sorrow, that's exactly what it is.

Oops!Hearing this, Fatty Li's face turned livid. He happened to be gnawing a big bone in his mouth at this time. Hearing what Cai Handong said was disgusting, he couldn't get up and down. He didn't know whether to continue eating or spit it out. , his resistance is relatively good, after all, he used to watch the mermaid in the sewer eating canned sardines, but the children at the same table suffered. He ran in the opposite direction and probably spit it out, which made the atmosphere on the whole table very awkward. Except for the fat man who looked like a kettle beside Li Lanying, everyone didn't want to eat.

The regret in Zhang Shifei's heart, the story came out of Cai Handong's mouth with nose and eyes, which made him feel uncomfortable in his stomach, so he said to Cai Handong: "I said, it shouldn't be, what do you mean? This table is full of meat from our former relatives?"

Cai Handong was a little embarrassed, and he quickly said: "No, no, that's not what I meant. I'm sorry, I did something bad again with good intentions. In fact, that was just a story. It was about reincarnation. Killing karma means eliminating karma. …It may be complicated for me to say this, but in short, it’s better to eat less meat, what do you think?”

After he finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Shifei. Zhang Shifei felt so depressed. He thought to himself, I think, if you put it on me half a year ago, you would have been under the table by now.

But what he said is not unreasonable. I remember that when I was in Yingzhou before, Chen Tuan's old lamp told the two of them something similar, cause and effect, isn't it just the thing that you cut me and I pay you back? So complicated.

So Zhang Shifei took a breath of wine and said to him: "I don't think so. I think people should eat and drink in this world. After all, if you keep thinking about those things, you will feel uncomfortable even in this life. Let alone It's the next life."

Cai Handong smiled, but did not speak.

Right now the meal is too much to eat, only the 'kettle' on the whole table is not affected, it is still delicious, but others can't, those children are almost gone, it seems that Zhang Shifei and the others can only drink, Li Lanying took it After a few bottles of beer, I chatted with the two of them. After the topic changed, the three of them chatted quite speculatively.

It wasn't until half an hour later that the 'kettle' was finished, and 60.00% of the dishes on the table went into his stomach. At this time, he was full, leaned back on the chair, and didn't wipe his greasy mouth. Then he burped loudly, with a happy look on his face.

Li Lanying saw that this buddy was funny, maybe it was because they were all fat people, and he cherished heroes, so he handed him a cigarette and chatted with him, the fat man took the cigarette with a smile, Then he said thank you in a low voice, and the fat man lit it for him, and he also smoked, but Zhang Shifei found that he didn't know how to smoke at all, and he didn't know the point at all.

But you can't talk about it, because if you talk about it, how embarrassing will it be?Zhang Shifei and the others talked to the fat man, asking where he was from, and if he was a relative of Wang Shouli?

The fat man nodded, and then said to the three of them, "I am his third uncle."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly had black lines all over the back of their heads. It turned out that they were just like the two of them, and they were also freelancers.

Looking at the contentment on the fat man's face and the smirk, Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, in this world, you can get a sense of superiority by rubbing a meal.

But they are all of the same kind, and they don't pay attention to those, so they chatted, the fat man didn't seem to like to talk very much, he kept looking at them with a smile and talking, until Mr. Cui came over, it seemed that there was no shortage of people Drink, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, he was shaking while walking.

Mr. Cui, smelling of alcohol, patted the two of them on the shoulders, and said, "Stop chatting, it's time to quit...Huh?"

Zhang Shifei turned his head to look at him, and saw Mr. Cui glanced at each of the 'kettles', and seemed to have discovered something for a moment, but he quickly returned to his previous drunken state, and motioned them to leave without saying anything.

The chat was in full swing, but the two of them knew it was time to leave, so Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying said goodbye to Cai Handong and the kettle, then got up and followed Mr. Cui out of the hotel. Cool, this second spring really made him very happy. Seeing that Mr. Cui was about to leave, he and his wife got up to see him off. Mr. Cui smiled and said some polite words.

In fact, now that the banquet is here, almost all the people are leaving. Zhang Shifei looked around and saw Wang Shouli's youngest daughter sitting on the concrete steps not far from the hotel. It's heartbreaking.

So he said to Wang Shouli, "Brother Wang, is your daughter okay over there?"

Unexpectedly, Wang Shouli was very abnormal today, maybe he had drunk too much, so he waved his hand and said, "It's okay, my girl is obedient, so who, help me go and have a look."

His relatives walked over and said that Wang Xiaoyuan had brought her back. The child still had a dull expression on her face, not knowing what she was thinking. Her expression was a little bit unbearable, so he turned around and left with Mr. Cui. .

The three of them continued to walk. Mr. Cui smelled of alcohol all over his body, and he had to be supported by Fatty Li when he walked. After turning a corner at the street, Mr. Cui said he didn't want to leave, and sat down on the stone teeth by the street. , and then involuntarily put the little finger of his right hand into his mouth.

The two people who watched were disgusted, but Mr. Cui's little finger on his right hand is quite interesting. The nail on the little finger is black, long and sharp.

About 10 minutes later, he split his mouth and said to the two of them, "Being the fat guy next to you two, did you two find anything different?"

Li Lanying saw that this part seemed to be talking drunk, so she said angrily: "Of course, of course I found out, he is different from us, he is purely for money."

"Fart!" I saw that Mr. Cui cursed, and when he raised his head, the smell of alcohol on his body disappeared without a trace, and his expression became serious.

(Tonight is the deadline for the finishing version of the last book, and the deadline is to publish the entity tomorrow, so, er, let’s just make this update tonight, everyone forgive me.)
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