The years I was a birdman
Chapter 99
Chapter 99
The matter of the demon egg, to put it bluntly, is a trip into muddy water. Naturally, Mr. Cui doesn’t care how many people are involved, so he agreed to Cai Handong very irresponsibly, and said to Cai Handong in a serious manner: "Brother, at the first sight of you, I think you are not a good thing in the pool. Work hard, and you will be rewarded."
"Yes, yes." Cai Handong was a little flattered. He thought Mr. Cui was even more difficult to deal with than Zhang Shifei and the others. He didn't expect him to be so approachable. It was very helpful, so he held Mr. Cui's hand and said, "Brother! I will definitely do my best. I must, my brother is really a master. You don't even ask me about my motives and reasons!"
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying smiled helplessly, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, how could this split have such a good heart, it is clearly an occupational disease, and they are fooling people here again.
But it doesn't matter anymore. The more Zhang Shifei got into this matter, the more he felt that the matter of the demon egg was not as simple as he thought. After all, it would be good to have more people and more effort.
So, Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui: "I said split up, what can you do to settle Wang Xiaoyuan? I don't care. I was really terrible last night. And you, didn't you say to catch that fat kettle man? How about it? Did you catch it?"
When Mr. Cui saw him asking this question, he sighed, then shook his head and said, "Exactly, I just asked you when I was about to tell you. You said you were depressed? Let me tell you how depressed I was last night."
So, Mr. Cui told them in a very depressed tone what he experienced last night. It turned out that Mr. Cui had been with Yi Xinxing in the first half of last night, and it was the stupid hand.
Don't look at this Yi Xinxing's hand, but he is physically and mentally disabled (Mr. Cui's original words) but he also has some skills. He is a person who is proficient in Qimen Dunjia.
I won’t explain things like Qimen Dunjia. Basically, everyone understands it. In simple terms, it can also be regarded as a supernatural ability. supernatural phenomenon.
Since ancient times, there have been very few people who have successfully cultivated, but they don't know what happened. This handicapped Lao Yi is a master of it, so he used the array of Dunjia to find the fat man.
So the two of them didn't say anything, they went out and rushed to a place in the city center. They didn't expect that the two of them were in trouble as soon as they went out. You must know that Mr. Cui doesn't take a taxi, but walks. It was too far to go, so that old Yi launched a rumored 'Mengdeng [-]' (bicycle)
Yi Xinxing asked Mr. Cui to sit on the back shelf, and then drove all the way to the destination. It was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Due to the long distance, Yi Xinxing was a little tired after more than 20 minutes and called Cui Mr. Chang changed shifts, but how could Mr. Cui, who is so flirtatious, want to suffer?Moreover, with his body, he couldn't carry Yi Xinxing who weighed more than 100 kilograms.
So he started playing tricks and said nothing, in the name of recharging his energy for the big battle later.
That Yi Xinxing was speechless, he complained to Mr. Cui: "Why don't you even let me, the disabled?"
Mr. Cui doesn’t like this at all, maybe it’s because the two of them are too familiar, I saw him say: “Don’t do this with me, it won’t work, haha, just stare, it’s like exercising, I Seeing that you haven't been exercising much recently, you've been busy with your date, so I'll give you a chance to review, why don't you make good use of it?"
That Yi Xinxing was speechless, he couldn't help it, so he continued to stare, but he was really tired, he was still going uphill, he was panting, thinking about how to get off easily.
The two of them were not on the main road of the city at that time. The road was quite sideways, and occasionally a few long-distance trucks could pass by. Suddenly, Yi Xinxing's eyes lit up, and he immediately thought about it.
He spotted a truck driving in the same direction, and after the truck passed by, he immediately stretched out his artificial hand and clasped it on the tail of the truck.
Needless to say, this really saves energy. Yi Xinxing was so proud of himself, he thought to himself why he is so talented, he can think of such a high-end method of using his strength, and Mr. Cui in the back seat of the car But he didn't notice Yi Xinxing's move, and thought he was getting serious, much faster than before.
But Yi Xinxing didn't expect that his own tragedy would come soon.
Where there is an uphill, there will naturally be a downhill.
It was going downhill, and the truck in front seemed to feel that there was no traffic on the road, so it stepped on the accelerator and accelerated.
The sudden increase in speed surprised Lao Yi. Just as he was about to withdraw his artificial hand, he found that the artificial hand was already stuck in the gap in the rear handle of the car. As the speed of the car increased, the jam became tighter and tighter.
"Damn it! Lao Yi! What's wrong with you! Stop it!!" Mr. Cui thought it was Lao Yi who suddenly accelerated, the speed was too fast, almost [-] yards, and he didn't know how the driver drove car.
As I said just now, this road is very remote, and the roads in Harbin are such virtues, some are smooth, and some are naturally dilapidated. The tragedy is that this road is the kind of asphalt road with potholes.
The fast-moving truck, with its speed and strength, almost overwhelmed this tragic old Yi, bumpy, uneasy, up and down, up and down, violent, pain in the buttocks, all kinds of factors came like a tide , so that Yi Xinxing could not answer in a complete and calm tone, I saw him holding the handlebar tightly with one hand, opening his mouth wide, and a series of words came out of his mouth: "Wow, ah, ah, ah Ahh!!!!"
Mr. Cui finally found out what was wrong, but it was too late. The speed was too fast, and the road was so broken that it was easy to bite his tongue, let alone jump off the car. At this speed, if he jumped, he would not be injured Got to hurt the hamstring too.
So he had no choice but to hug Lao Yi, and then kept cursing: "Old Yi, your uncle!! Hurry up and get that dead hand of yours! You're killing me!!"
Poor Yi Xinxing would have taken it if he could, it got stuck, and he couldn't pull it off, so he could only reply to Zhang Shifei with his mouth wide open: "Oh, can't stop!!!!"
Thus began the tragic evening of two hapless men.
"That driver, Mahler Gobold, was driving after drinking, it was so cruel and inhumane." Mr. Cui said.
Hearing this, the three of Zhang, Li, and Cai were already full of black lines. Zhang Shifei thought that it would not be possible. This kind of thing can be spread out. It is lucky enough, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Then What? When did you come down, and when did you catch up with that fat man?"
"Chasing a fat ass!" Mr. Cui scolded, and then said: "When that car stops, Lao Yi and I will go to Acheng!"
Acheng is located on the banks of the Ash River 23 kilometers southeast of the center of HEB, the capital of HLJ Province, with an area of 2500 square kilometers.
"And then?" Zhang Shifei and the others asked dumbfounded.
"Then, huh, then I pushed the cart and came back. When you called, we were on our way back. When we got back to the city, it was dawn. How could there be any chance to find some fat man?"
Zhang Shifei was completely speechless. He thought to himself that these two elder brothers were talented enough. After this night, they were so unlucky that they were even more unlucky than them. No matter when, there are many people who are worse than himself, so he said nothing, and said to Mr. Cui: "Forget it, if you didn't look for it, you didn't look for it. Anyway, Wang Xiaoyuan has already been saved. Hey, that's right. You haven't said exactly how to send Wang Xiaoyuan back in a legitimate way."
(The second update is over, sorry for the lateness, please ask for votes and recommendations~~)
(End of this chapter)
The matter of the demon egg, to put it bluntly, is a trip into muddy water. Naturally, Mr. Cui doesn’t care how many people are involved, so he agreed to Cai Handong very irresponsibly, and said to Cai Handong in a serious manner: "Brother, at the first sight of you, I think you are not a good thing in the pool. Work hard, and you will be rewarded."
"Yes, yes." Cai Handong was a little flattered. He thought Mr. Cui was even more difficult to deal with than Zhang Shifei and the others. He didn't expect him to be so approachable. It was very helpful, so he held Mr. Cui's hand and said, "Brother! I will definitely do my best. I must, my brother is really a master. You don't even ask me about my motives and reasons!"
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying smiled helplessly, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, how could this split have such a good heart, it is clearly an occupational disease, and they are fooling people here again.
But it doesn't matter anymore. The more Zhang Shifei got into this matter, the more he felt that the matter of the demon egg was not as simple as he thought. After all, it would be good to have more people and more effort.
So, Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui: "I said split up, what can you do to settle Wang Xiaoyuan? I don't care. I was really terrible last night. And you, didn't you say to catch that fat kettle man? How about it? Did you catch it?"
When Mr. Cui saw him asking this question, he sighed, then shook his head and said, "Exactly, I just asked you when I was about to tell you. You said you were depressed? Let me tell you how depressed I was last night."
So, Mr. Cui told them in a very depressed tone what he experienced last night. It turned out that Mr. Cui had been with Yi Xinxing in the first half of last night, and it was the stupid hand.
Don't look at this Yi Xinxing's hand, but he is physically and mentally disabled (Mr. Cui's original words) but he also has some skills. He is a person who is proficient in Qimen Dunjia.
I won’t explain things like Qimen Dunjia. Basically, everyone understands it. In simple terms, it can also be regarded as a supernatural ability. supernatural phenomenon.
Since ancient times, there have been very few people who have successfully cultivated, but they don't know what happened. This handicapped Lao Yi is a master of it, so he used the array of Dunjia to find the fat man.
So the two of them didn't say anything, they went out and rushed to a place in the city center. They didn't expect that the two of them were in trouble as soon as they went out. You must know that Mr. Cui doesn't take a taxi, but walks. It was too far to go, so that old Yi launched a rumored 'Mengdeng [-]' (bicycle)
Yi Xinxing asked Mr. Cui to sit on the back shelf, and then drove all the way to the destination. It was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Due to the long distance, Yi Xinxing was a little tired after more than 20 minutes and called Cui Mr. Chang changed shifts, but how could Mr. Cui, who is so flirtatious, want to suffer?Moreover, with his body, he couldn't carry Yi Xinxing who weighed more than 100 kilograms.
So he started playing tricks and said nothing, in the name of recharging his energy for the big battle later.
That Yi Xinxing was speechless, he complained to Mr. Cui: "Why don't you even let me, the disabled?"
Mr. Cui doesn’t like this at all, maybe it’s because the two of them are too familiar, I saw him say: “Don’t do this with me, it won’t work, haha, just stare, it’s like exercising, I Seeing that you haven't been exercising much recently, you've been busy with your date, so I'll give you a chance to review, why don't you make good use of it?"
That Yi Xinxing was speechless, he couldn't help it, so he continued to stare, but he was really tired, he was still going uphill, he was panting, thinking about how to get off easily.
The two of them were not on the main road of the city at that time. The road was quite sideways, and occasionally a few long-distance trucks could pass by. Suddenly, Yi Xinxing's eyes lit up, and he immediately thought about it.
He spotted a truck driving in the same direction, and after the truck passed by, he immediately stretched out his artificial hand and clasped it on the tail of the truck.
Needless to say, this really saves energy. Yi Xinxing was so proud of himself, he thought to himself why he is so talented, he can think of such a high-end method of using his strength, and Mr. Cui in the back seat of the car But he didn't notice Yi Xinxing's move, and thought he was getting serious, much faster than before.
But Yi Xinxing didn't expect that his own tragedy would come soon.
Where there is an uphill, there will naturally be a downhill.
It was going downhill, and the truck in front seemed to feel that there was no traffic on the road, so it stepped on the accelerator and accelerated.
The sudden increase in speed surprised Lao Yi. Just as he was about to withdraw his artificial hand, he found that the artificial hand was already stuck in the gap in the rear handle of the car. As the speed of the car increased, the jam became tighter and tighter.
"Damn it! Lao Yi! What's wrong with you! Stop it!!" Mr. Cui thought it was Lao Yi who suddenly accelerated, the speed was too fast, almost [-] yards, and he didn't know how the driver drove car.
As I said just now, this road is very remote, and the roads in Harbin are such virtues, some are smooth, and some are naturally dilapidated. The tragedy is that this road is the kind of asphalt road with potholes.
The fast-moving truck, with its speed and strength, almost overwhelmed this tragic old Yi, bumpy, uneasy, up and down, up and down, violent, pain in the buttocks, all kinds of factors came like a tide , so that Yi Xinxing could not answer in a complete and calm tone, I saw him holding the handlebar tightly with one hand, opening his mouth wide, and a series of words came out of his mouth: "Wow, ah, ah, ah Ahh!!!!"
Mr. Cui finally found out what was wrong, but it was too late. The speed was too fast, and the road was so broken that it was easy to bite his tongue, let alone jump off the car. At this speed, if he jumped, he would not be injured Got to hurt the hamstring too.
So he had no choice but to hug Lao Yi, and then kept cursing: "Old Yi, your uncle!! Hurry up and get that dead hand of yours! You're killing me!!"
Poor Yi Xinxing would have taken it if he could, it got stuck, and he couldn't pull it off, so he could only reply to Zhang Shifei with his mouth wide open: "Oh, can't stop!!!!"
Thus began the tragic evening of two hapless men.
"That driver, Mahler Gobold, was driving after drinking, it was so cruel and inhumane." Mr. Cui said.
Hearing this, the three of Zhang, Li, and Cai were already full of black lines. Zhang Shifei thought that it would not be possible. This kind of thing can be spread out. It is lucky enough, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Then What? When did you come down, and when did you catch up with that fat man?"
"Chasing a fat ass!" Mr. Cui scolded, and then said: "When that car stops, Lao Yi and I will go to Acheng!"
Acheng is located on the banks of the Ash River 23 kilometers southeast of the center of HEB, the capital of HLJ Province, with an area of 2500 square kilometers.
"And then?" Zhang Shifei and the others asked dumbfounded.
"Then, huh, then I pushed the cart and came back. When you called, we were on our way back. When we got back to the city, it was dawn. How could there be any chance to find some fat man?"
Zhang Shifei was completely speechless. He thought to himself that these two elder brothers were talented enough. After this night, they were so unlucky that they were even more unlucky than them. No matter when, there are many people who are worse than himself, so he said nothing, and said to Mr. Cui: "Forget it, if you didn't look for it, you didn't look for it. Anyway, Wang Xiaoyuan has already been saved. Hey, that's right. You haven't said exactly how to send Wang Xiaoyuan back in a legitimate way."
(The second update is over, sorry for the lateness, please ask for votes and recommendations~~)
(End of this chapter)
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