Chapter 37: Love and Love (5)
The funeral parlor in Xiahe City is located on the Huangtu Ridge in the southwestern outskirts of the city. It is already an old building before the city was established.The altitude on the ridge is already more than 200 meters higher than that of the urban area, and with the addition of a big chimney that towers into the sky, it is even more eye-catching.To put it bluntly, before there is no new cremation method, this big chimney has been the road to heaven for most Xiahe people for decades.Because the present world is too beautiful, people's nostalgia for the world of mortals is getting stronger and stronger, so they try every means to delay the journey before ascension to heaven as much as possible.

Lu Guoting and Liu Wenying, the wicked and stubborn couple, were stunned by their love, and they crossed the distance that everyone was trying to prolong in an instant.

God was also very eye-opening. When the two of them were cremated this afternoon, it was cloudless and the sky was as clear as water.The blue smoke from the chimney fluttered into space.I don't know which photographer took a close-up shot of the chimney mouth with a telephoto, and later sent it on the Internet with a video, which made the earthquake that had already passed have frequent aftershocks.

Mrs. Lu raised the money and left without a word.Lu Guoting's urn had to be left alone in the funeral home.

Zhang Jizhong was afraid that his old mother-in-law would be too sad to see things and think about others, so he took the urn and ran back to the foot of Daqing Mountain in his hometown. He found a craftsman to build a small stone cave for storage, and erected a white marble stele of "the tomb of his deceased wife Liu Wenying".

However, what made this honest and loyal prosecutor terrified and restless all night was that when he returned to the home known as the "Haunted House", he could only see Liu Wenying with disheveled hair when he opened and closed his eyes.

He was almost on the verge of schizophrenia.After several sleepless nights in a row, I still understood the truth that the dead are long gone and the living are stealthily alive.So I decided to advertise and sell the house at 50.00% of its original value.Unexpectedly, the name of this "haunted house" has spread like wildfire, and it really can't be sold for a while.If the house could not be sold, she would not live. She bought a low-rise second-hand house, and took Liu Wenying's used computers, mountain bikes, double beds, wardrobes, sofas, etc. to the flea market to sell them at a discount.

This set of home Lenovo computer Jiayue E3510 was not too old, and it was picked up by experts in the flea market as soon as it arrived at the flea market.A street gangster named Hou Ding who opened a computer shop, was originally a semi-mentally handicapped product in the fifth grade who had been studying for nine years.Because he opened a computer shop, he looks only three parts like a human and seven parts more like a gorilla, so his real name is often forgotten, and "computer monkey" has become a more resounding common name.

The computer monkey spent 8000 yuan on the flea market and picked up this set of Lenovo computers that Liu Wenying had bought for more than [-] yuan. After moving it back to the store, he fiddled with it day and night. It can be used as a [-]% new computer.I thought to myself: I don’t know which high-ranking official spends a lot of money, so such a good computer will be eliminated.In the hands of our computer monkey, we only need to change the shell and refurbish it.

Unexpectedly, it was the process of browsing the software that made the computer monkey so happy that he almost jumped up on the roof. His unexpected harvest was that although it took a lot of effort, he finally took a photo of the "fresh-keeping photo of love" that the original owner of the computer had set a password for. "Deciphered.The computer monkey is not only a feast for the eyes, but also salivates from the chin to the instep like Lanzhou noodles.

Of course he knew the mayor, and he also knew Liu Wenying, who enjoyed the reputation of "city flower".A good thing that the computer monkey can't even dream of, but after walking around the flea market, he accidentally took the "erotic photos" of the mayor and the city flower back to the store.He scratched his head and picked his nostrils for a long time, and suddenly came up with a way to make money: "This is the privacy of the mayor and the city flower. I'm afraid it's more sought-after than those yellow tapes and third-grade movies in Xiahe, right?"

Money is certainly the most powerful agent of a thousand good things, but it can also be the mysterious inducement of a hundred kinds of bad things.After some brainstorming, the computer monkey used a video to spread the highlights on the Internet that he thought were eye-catching, and left his contact information saying that there is a set of nude photo photos that are more refreshing, refreshing, and eye-catching. If you want to buy them as soon as possible .

The development of this economic and social kaleidoscope is already complicated and confusing. In recent years, coupled with the promotion of the virtual world of the Internet, it has made Internet fans distracted and wandering.And the incredible thing about this kaleidoscopic world is that, for good or evil, there are sellers and there are buyers.

The sea of ​​desires is boundless, and all kinds of needs not only surge the huge waves of development and prosperity, but also give birth to the source of evil.The computer monkey knew that this might be a dishonorable act, so he didn't dare to take out the color amplifier. If a buyer handed in two hundred-yuan bills, he would use the color inkjet printer in the store to print a set for the buyer. It was a bit higher, but he still made more than 2 yuan in no time.This made the computer monkey almost go crazy with joy, its face and eyeballs were more heavily colored than the monkey's back.

The computer monkey sees a lot of money flowing into his pocket, but he doesn't expect that the dissemination of several pornographic photos on the Internet will cause an earthquake in Xiahe's public opinion and official image.

First, the Xiahe government website "Xiahe Forum" took the lead in breaking the ice.Although he is an out-of-town cadre, Lu Guoting has made remarkable achievements in Xiahe as mayor in the past two years, especially the people's livelihood work.Some netizens jointly posted a poem mourning Mayor Lu on the Internet, saying:
Although the surname Lu is not rude,
Carefully run the government to support the people,
Unfortunately, I stumbled into Luorou Township,
Call the hero out of the way.

The soul is back!

It can be seen that people's hearts are still a steelyard. As long as you have done some useful work for everyone and benefited groups, someone will remember it and say something fair.Nor will it be partially covered because of its notoriety.

However, the malicious hype of some lawless people, who fear that the world will not be chaotic, still set off a wave of emptying.

Building No. [-], where Liu Wenying lived, was designed and constructed in order to increase the area and make the shape unique. The head of the east building was two meters wider than the main body, and the top floors [-]-[-] were jumping floors. The couple For the convenience of growing flowers, a pergola with glass steel tiles was built.A netizen didn’t know which Feng Shui master was talking about metaphysics, so he took a picture of the location of Dongloutou and posted it on the Internet. On the head of the white tiger, how can it not be the food in the mouth of the white tiger. However, if a person dies under the flowers, it is also romantic to be a ghost! Extreme joy begets sorrow and ghosts see sorrow."

Liu Wenying is almost the TV host with the highest appearance rate. With her beauty and popularity, some hidden gentlemen among netizens are addicted to it. Some scolded Lu Guoting and some scolded Liu Wenying:

"A beauty wins a lot of lives. Xiahe City's popular lover Liu Wenying, what a cabbage, let Mayor Lu eat it like a pig. It wastes energy and corrupts the party and the people."

The photo of the smoke rising from the chimney of the crematorium was posted on the Internet, and a comment was added under the photo: "The mayor's flowers are emitting green smoke, and the love affairs are spread all over the world; the flowers of Liushi will never be ashamed, and Lu Guoting's stigma will last forever! "

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After Gu Shang, secretary of the municipal party committee, asked about these nonsense things on the "Xiahe Forum", the gossip of every household in Xiahe City has been passed down from word to mouth, and many people have almost remembered it with their own eyes.

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The computer monkey, a way of earning money from online spoofs, has indeed painted a thick and colorful ugly image on the image of Xiahe Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government's hard work and dedication to the people.This is really a furry little bug that set off a huge wave. Hua Tuo was helpless. Could it be that the majestic elephant is really restrained by the little ground mouse and has no strength to fight back?

The subsequent response to these emergencies had already exhausted the municipal Party committee secretary Qiao Junling, but the house was leaking and raining continuously. These caterpillars hiding in dark corners must let the prestige of the municipal Party committee and the city government be discredited. Lost face.

Because he was anxious to get angry, Qiao Junling caught a cold, upper respiratory tract infection, sore throat, even swallowing a mouthful of saliva was very uncomfortable, and also had oral ulcers, drinking water was a little hot, burning the tip of his tongue and mouth.

However, he couldn't rest, let alone get down.In this troubled time, he should be the helmsman riding the wind and waves.While Qiao Junling was on an IV in the office of his wife Liang Hong in the Municipal People's Hospital, he was thinking about countermeasures against these spoofs.

This kind of schadenfreude is annoying and worrying.He is in the dark and you are in the light. Although it is an itch, but with the pervasive power of modern media, it is like a caterpillar getting into the ear of an elephant. No matter how powerful you are, it is difficult to find a solution.

Qiao Junling was bored.After the infusion in the hospital, the needle was pulled out, and then he returned to the municipal party committee office, and asked the secretary-general to notify the leaders of the political, legal and publicity systems and the top leaders of the directly-managed units to hold an emergency meeting with the municipal party committee.

It is necessary to start from the top and quickly, and introduce the lawless state of rectifying the public opinion position as soon as possible.This was the only topic of the emergency meeting held by the municipal party secretary.After all the staff arrived, he omitted all the talk of putting on boots and hats in the opening remarks, and went straight to the point: "Everyone knows that recently, because of the accidental death of Comrade Guoting, there have been rumors and street discussions. Forget it, the spoofs on the Internet are overwhelming. Swearing, slander, sarcasm, sarcasm, everything is used to the extreme. What's more, they even use pornographic methods to get money and kill. Don't take it for what I said. It's alarmist, if Comrade Wen Ying's mother sees these things on the Internet, the old man will probably lose her anger immediately. The old man's life is already in danger, and there are still people who want to take advantage of the fire to rob him. It is tolerable, what is unbearable! Of course These incidents were caused by the style of our cadres, and provided bullets for those who fear the world will not be chaotic. The issue of rectifying the style of the cadres will be the topic of a special meeting in the future. I invite everyone here today to study Discuss the issue of how to take action. It must be a heavy blow, and more importantly, it must be governed by law."

Everyone has also seen the spread of fallacies of spoofs on the Internet, and they all feel disgusted.The secretary of the municipal party committee is Xiahe's commander-in-chief. Now that the commander-in-chief has the command to act, big ideas pop up one after another.

Some said: "It's a simple matter, just shut down the website and the forum, and it will be settled once and for all. If there is no such position, there will be no nonsense."

Secretary Qiao shook his head, thinking that this was not good, cutting off the water with a knife would be suspected of blocking the way of speech, and he would not eat because of choking, and it would not be able to clear up the influence of the previous spoofs.Let everyone use their brains more and think of ways to deal with it from the root.

The director of the Legislative Affairs Office came up with an idea to make everyone applaud.The idea is that there is no need to create momentum, and not to startle the enemy. It has been going on for so many days, so what if it goes on for a few more days?The best way is to rule by law, let Liu Wenying's husband go to the procuratorate to sue for the crimes of invasion of privacy and defamation and insulting the victim, the police will cooperate with monitoring, and the court will open the trial after all the stolen goods are found.

On the second day, the actions assigned at this meeting were put into practice.Just when the computer monkey had just published a set of photos in the color printer and paid for the delivery, three police officers fell from the sky.After putting on the shiny iron bracelet, the computer monkey was so frightened that he pissed his pants and kowtowed: "Master policeman, you are all my own fathers. Is it okay if I am convicted?"

However, it was too late, the law does not recognize uncle and father.What awaits him will be the disaster of prison.

The news of the computer monkey's criminal detention was immediately released on the Internet, and all the spoofs disappeared immediately.

(End of this chapter)

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