Pastoral Three Treasures: Adorable Husband and Adorable Baby Pig

chapter 33

"Well, when will it go?"

"Beautiful sister, I can chop firewood, carry water, wash clothes and cook, don't you drive me away!" Before Gu Yuanmu could answer, the little pink pig knelt down on the ground, hit the pig's head on the ground, and then crawled to the ground. Gu Yuanlan hugged her legs at her feet, "Beautiful sister, I don't eat much. I just need to spread some straw and roll on the ground to sleep. Don't drive me away, okay?"

Gu Yuanlan pinched Xiaofenzhu's face in a funny way, and said with her waist in her hand, "Did I say that I would drive you away?"

"Beautiful sister, I don't want to live in a temple, I want to live with you, and I want to live with my true destiny!"

Gu Yuanmu also couldn't laugh or cry, and asked with the corner of his mouth curled up, "Who is your true destiny?"

"Of course it's that woman! Oh, I hate it, why do you have to tell me! People will be embarrassed!" Little Pink Pig lowered his head and drew circles on the ground with his trotters.

"You mean my wife?" Gu Yuanmu frowned.

"What is your daughter-in-law? She is obviously my true destiny, the one I was destined to have!"

"Haha, you actually said that sister-in-law is your true destiny, little god pig, stop joking, dare to rob my brother!" Gu Yuanlan laughed loudly.

"Hehe, you are one step too late, we are already married, and she is already my woman!" Gu Yuanmu smiled strangely.

"What? You! You! You defiled my right girl? Do you know that I have been waiting for her for hundreds of years, woo, you give back my right girl and my other half!" The little pink pig burst into tears, ran to Gu Yuanmu, hugged his thigh with one trotter, and hit him vigorously with the other.

It's only at this level, no doubt he is tickling Gu Yuanmu.

Gu Yuanmu picked up the little pink pig's neck in disgust, and threw it on the haystack beside him.

"Woooo, you bad guy, don't bully me, woohoo, I want my right lady to help!" Little Pink Pig didn't dare to get closer to Gu Yuanmu, and lay down on the haystack and cried loudly.

"You little pervert, if you dare to think about my wife in the future, I'll see how I deal with you!" Gu Yuanmu made a gesture, and the little pink pig immediately silenced, sobbing loudly.

Gu Yuanmu smiled, walked out of the kitchen and planned to plead guilty.

"Beautiful sister, do you smell anything?" Seeing Gu Yuanmu leave, Little Pink Pig wiped away her tears and stood up with a grunt.

"Ah! Oops, the dishes are still in the pot!" Gu Yuanlan patted himself on the head, smiling so happily, how could he forget about cooking? !

"Beautiful sister, do you have a husband?" Little Pink Pig heyed a few times in his heart, there is no grass in the end of the world, isn't there a beautiful, virtuous and generous sister who can go to the hall and go to the kitchen? ?
"I...I..." Hearing Little Pink Pig's words, Gu Yuanlan couldn't help but think of Ji Ruowen, that extremely handsome face, that gentle temperament, erudite and knowledgeable literary talent, think about it It makes people blush, heartbeat and leg cramps, addicted to pornography, unable to extricate themselves!
"Beautiful sister, beautiful sister, what's wrong with you?" Little Pink Pig wondered, how could this pretty sister suddenly blushed and bit her lips and eyes to pretend to be affectionate?

"It's okay...Little pig, since you've arrived at our house, you should talk less and eat more, you know?" Gu Yuanlan coughed twice to hide her unnaturalness.

Little Pink Pig nodded in frustration, and suddenly felt that his future was dark!
(End of this chapter)