Farmhouse Doctor in Space
Chapter 142 Boy urine is equal to fertilizer
Chapter 142 Boy urine is equal to fertilizer ([-] more)
The lights in the General's Mansion were just lit up, and it was very lively.
The bright moon shines with silver light on the earth, which complements the light of the night pearls specially placed in the garden.There was a lot of singing and dancing, and the exquisite wine glass was filled with purple wine. When Ji Shi saw him, his eyes lit up, and he beckoned to him to let him sit beside him. Xiao Qi'an was not there, so Ji Shi sat in the main seat On top of that, when Xiao Molan came now, it was not just unintentionally or intentionally, Ji Shi gave up his position and let Xiao Molan sit on the main seat. Her action made the smile on He Lianrou's and Xiao Moxuan's face froze for an instant.
Looking at Xiao Moxuan's expression from the corner of the eye, Ji said with a smile:
"Xuan'er looks unhappy! What's wrong?"
"Go back to grandma, grandson is fine!" The tall and elegant man clasped his hands and nodded slightly.
Ji cast a sideways glance at him and said: "Then what will happen to you, and you can't go to the battlefield, you can't resist your shoulders, you can't lift your hands, it doesn't look like your father's seed, like a scholar!"
"Old madam, what do you mean by that!" He Lianrou asked sharply, her face was beautiful but aggressive!
"Hmph, the old man is just talking casually, look at this posture, he wants to fight with my old bone?!"
Tonight's banquet is hosted by famous wives in the capital. He Lianrou is not from a high family background and used to be a dancer. It is also because of the song "Guan Shanyue" that Xiao Qi'an fell in love with her, and also because of He Lianrou's personality. Vigorous, so He Lianrou is obviously more pleasing to Xiao Qi'an than the well-educated Lu Wan.But obviously tonight's banquet is a nightmare for He Lianrou!
"Hey, I don't think the dance tonight looks good, but it's not as good as Mrs. Helian's dance!" It was Gongsun Shangshu's wife He Shi who said this. "Why don't Mrs. Helian dance to a song to open our old ladies' eyes?"
These words are a great insult to He Lianrou, although He Lianrou used to be a dancer, but now she has become the general's wife, how can she do such a shameful thing!
He Lianrou secretly gritted her teeth, thinking about whether to stand up, thinking that He's husband is Shang Shuling, if Xuan'er enters an official career in the future, it will definitely be useful, and just as she wanted to get up, Xiao Moxuan pushed her down.
Xiao Moxuan secretly shook his head at his mother, but his hands were tightly clenched, with blue veins.
"Why, don't you want to?"
"Madam He really has a lot of face. It's really a big face to let the majestic general's wife dance for you!"
As soon as Yun Qianxuan entered the back garden, she heard several gossip women grabbing Xiao Moxuan's mother. Hearing that Xiao Moxuan's mother used to be a dancer, no wonder she was looked down upon.
"His Royal Highness Wan An!"
"Free gift!"
Because Yun Qianxuan's arrival solved He Lianrou's embarrassing situation, Xiao Moxuan raised her head and gave Yun Qianxuan a grateful smile. Yun Qianxuan quietly glanced at Xiao Molan who was playing with the glass cup on the main seat, her face was calm, as if As if she had never noticed her before, she walked to Xiao Moxuan's table angrily and sat down.
This move frightened Ji Shi, and hurriedly stood up leaning on the poison stick and said:
"Your Highness, how can you sit in that seat!" The implication is that I hope the princess can sit in the main seat, so that Xiao Molan can get in touch with the princess more by the way!
Unexpectedly, Yun Qianxuan pretended to be playful and said:
"It's okay, I'm happy to sit with Brother Mo Xuan together!"
She said the next few words intentionally, one by one, she couldn't believe that Xiao Molan didn't respond, but it's a pity that Xiao Molan still let her down after all, he didn't give her a look from the beginning to the end!
"Grandma, what are you doing for the banquet today?" Xiao Molan frowned, put down the glass cup in his hand impatiently, raised his black eyes and looked at his grandma seriously, wondering what his grandma was up to today!
Unexpectedly, Ji Shi smiled mysteriously, picked up the jug and poured it into his glass again:
"What's the matter, it's just that grandma thinks the house is a bit deserted, so she wants to get together!"
Seeing that Xiao Molan refused to drink the sake in the glass for a long time, she purposely got angry and said, "Why, don't you give grandma face?"
Xiao Molan shook the wine glass in her hand, raised her eyes to look at his grandma, picked up the wine glass, and drank it down in one gulp!As soon as the glazed cup was put down, a burst of dizziness hit him, and he shook his head violently to try to wake himself up, but the things in front of him gradually became hazy...
"Well, this is grandma's good grandson!"
Yun Qianxuan sat under the stage, squinting at the interaction between the grandparents and grandson on the main seat, wondering that the old lady should know that Xiao Molan is not good at drinking, why is she forcing Xiao Molan to drink now?This question was completely understood when all the dancers on the stage dispersed and only one of them was left dancing solo, and sneered secretly in his heart: No wonder this old fox refused to invite her to a banquet, because he was afraid that she would spoil her grandson's good deed!She knew the person on the stage, she was the little maid who grew up in front of Ji Shi.Looking at this posture now, I'm afraid he wants to make Xiao Molan go crazy!
Although Tao Fan has a round face, she looks very comfortable with exquisite makeup. When she saw Xiao Molan on the main seat, a blush appeared on both sides of her cheeks. The pink clothes outlined Tao Shan's beautiful figure. The blue silk is dyed in ink, the colored fan is elegant, like a fairy, the woman on the stage sometimes raises her wrists and lowers her eyebrows, sometimes lightly relaxes her hands, the colored fan in her hand is closed and held, the jade sleeves are blown by the wind, circling, jumping, swinging arms, flowing water Clouds, dancing lightly.
Amidst the intoxicating music, the dance reached its climax. It was just a soaring movement, which had the magic of turning into a fairy. She spread her fan to cover half of her cheeks, her eyes were like silk, and she glanced at it with seductive shyness. Xiao Molan lowered her eyes again, fascinated!
"Okay!" Ji Shi took the lead in applauding, and the rest of the crowd also stretched out their arms in admiration.
Xiao Molan, who had been drinking, had only two things on her mind at the moment: the first thing was to find the little village girl and sleep; the second thing was to sleep, to find the little village girl!His head was dizzy and he didn't feel much appreciation for the dance music just now!Not to mention getting hooked!
"Lan'er, how is the peach fan dance?"
Xiao Molan's downcast eyes remained silent, her thoughts had already flown to the sky to argue with the little village girl!
Seeing that Xiao Molan didn't respond, Ji knew that the wine was on his head, so he said:
"Peach Fan, help the young master down!"
"Wait!" The clear voice stopped Ji Shi, and Ji Shi frowned and turned around to see the source of the voice—Yun Qianxuan, looking at herself with burning eyes and saying:
"Grandma, I see that this maid dances very well, why don't you follow me back to the palace and teach me!"
"This..." Ji's face showed embarrassment. "Then can the princess ask Tao Fan to help Lan'er back?"
Yun Qian smiled slightly: "Isn't it just to help someone? Wan An, hurry up and help your father down!"
Wan An heard the princess calling him by name, so he hurriedly helped Xiao Molan to his bedroom.
"Grandma, don't you think this is all right?" Since she can't get Xiao Molan, then no one can get it!
Xiao Molan, who was helped to the bedroom by Wan An, just lay on the bed, and sat up straight again, but Wan An who wiped his face was startled:
"Young...young master?"
Xiao Molan looked at him in confusion, then turned her head to look at her bedroom, her head was still a little confused, but she had a feeling of "Where am I and who am I"!
"Wan An?" He tried to call the people around him.
Wan An wept with joy, his father didn't forget him even when he was drunk!So touched!
"Little Lord!"
"En!" Xiao Molan hummed, then stretched out one hand to support his head, and tilted his head to stare at him, a deep breath came over his face!
"What time is it?"
"It's just past Haishi!" Wan An replied tremblingly when Xiao Molan stared at him with deep eyes.
I don't know if Xiao Molan understood, she just nodded and then suddenly lifted the quilt, got off the bed, staggered to the door, the cold air made him sober for a moment.
Seeing that Xiao Molan was about to leave the room, Wan An hurriedly asked, "Young master, where are you going?"
Xiao Molan turned against the moonlight that came in from the door, and raised a cute smile on his face. The man's eyebrows and eyes were exquisite, and his facial features were as good as a painting. He smiled and said:
"Hey, go back and cover the little village girl with a quilt!"
After seeing his grandfather's smile, Wan An's heart trembled, mother, he might break his sleeve!
Xiao Molan staggered out of the house, avoiding all the servants perfectly, and went straight to the manger, dazed, pulled out his Jedi, brushed his hair and said:
"Brother, take me to the little village girl!"
Clumsily climbed onto the horse's back, and only heard the Jedi neighing, he spread his hooves and ran out.
The old horse knows the way, not to mention Jedi is so smart, Feng County and the capital are not far away, and Jedi is a good fast horse, the speed is needless to say, Xiao Molan is lying on the horse's back, only A rein is wrapped around his hand.When they reached the door of the shop, the Jedi panted heavily and walked around on the spot.It seemed that he hadn't seen the Jedi move for a long time, Xiao Molan raised his head in a daze and looked at it. The words "Yuxiu Pavilion" were flamboyant, patted Jedi's horse's head in praise, and slid off the horse's back. He was familiar with the road and jumped into the air. , the whole person landed lightly in the backyard of the shop.
At this moment Xiao Molan's head is still not very clear-headed, the faint smell of cow dung in the courtyard stimulated Xiao Molan, Xiao Molan frowned slightly, and suddenly remembered the words of the little village girl:
[If flowers want to grow well and quickly, they must be fertilized! 】
Walking to the place where there are chrysanthemums, the eyebrows are raised slightly, the smooth face is a little embarrassed, the urge to urinate is getting stronger, and the legs are clamped,
Well, I want to pee!
If it were in a normal sober state, even if Xiao Molan was shameless, he would not do such a thing, but now the whole person is in a state of drunkenness!
Pull the belt, take off the trousers inside, take out the big baby, put the water on, and it's all done in one go!
Well, this is called fat water not flowing into the fields of outsiders, and besides, he is a child's urine, and the little village girl will definitely praise me again tomorrow!
Covering your face, you can't bear to look at the scene of Xiao Molan getting drunk and letting go of water, son, your little village girl probably won't praise you, she will beat you up!The kind to beat to death!
(End of this chapter)
The lights in the General's Mansion were just lit up, and it was very lively.
The bright moon shines with silver light on the earth, which complements the light of the night pearls specially placed in the garden.There was a lot of singing and dancing, and the exquisite wine glass was filled with purple wine. When Ji Shi saw him, his eyes lit up, and he beckoned to him to let him sit beside him. Xiao Qi'an was not there, so Ji Shi sat in the main seat On top of that, when Xiao Molan came now, it was not just unintentionally or intentionally, Ji Shi gave up his position and let Xiao Molan sit on the main seat. Her action made the smile on He Lianrou's and Xiao Moxuan's face froze for an instant.
Looking at Xiao Moxuan's expression from the corner of the eye, Ji said with a smile:
"Xuan'er looks unhappy! What's wrong?"
"Go back to grandma, grandson is fine!" The tall and elegant man clasped his hands and nodded slightly.
Ji cast a sideways glance at him and said: "Then what will happen to you, and you can't go to the battlefield, you can't resist your shoulders, you can't lift your hands, it doesn't look like your father's seed, like a scholar!"
"Old madam, what do you mean by that!" He Lianrou asked sharply, her face was beautiful but aggressive!
"Hmph, the old man is just talking casually, look at this posture, he wants to fight with my old bone?!"
Tonight's banquet is hosted by famous wives in the capital. He Lianrou is not from a high family background and used to be a dancer. It is also because of the song "Guan Shanyue" that Xiao Qi'an fell in love with her, and also because of He Lianrou's personality. Vigorous, so He Lianrou is obviously more pleasing to Xiao Qi'an than the well-educated Lu Wan.But obviously tonight's banquet is a nightmare for He Lianrou!
"Hey, I don't think the dance tonight looks good, but it's not as good as Mrs. Helian's dance!" It was Gongsun Shangshu's wife He Shi who said this. "Why don't Mrs. Helian dance to a song to open our old ladies' eyes?"
These words are a great insult to He Lianrou, although He Lianrou used to be a dancer, but now she has become the general's wife, how can she do such a shameful thing!
He Lianrou secretly gritted her teeth, thinking about whether to stand up, thinking that He's husband is Shang Shuling, if Xuan'er enters an official career in the future, it will definitely be useful, and just as she wanted to get up, Xiao Moxuan pushed her down.
Xiao Moxuan secretly shook his head at his mother, but his hands were tightly clenched, with blue veins.
"Why, don't you want to?"
"Madam He really has a lot of face. It's really a big face to let the majestic general's wife dance for you!"
As soon as Yun Qianxuan entered the back garden, she heard several gossip women grabbing Xiao Moxuan's mother. Hearing that Xiao Moxuan's mother used to be a dancer, no wonder she was looked down upon.
"His Royal Highness Wan An!"
"Free gift!"
Because Yun Qianxuan's arrival solved He Lianrou's embarrassing situation, Xiao Moxuan raised her head and gave Yun Qianxuan a grateful smile. Yun Qianxuan quietly glanced at Xiao Molan who was playing with the glass cup on the main seat, her face was calm, as if As if she had never noticed her before, she walked to Xiao Moxuan's table angrily and sat down.
This move frightened Ji Shi, and hurriedly stood up leaning on the poison stick and said:
"Your Highness, how can you sit in that seat!" The implication is that I hope the princess can sit in the main seat, so that Xiao Molan can get in touch with the princess more by the way!
Unexpectedly, Yun Qianxuan pretended to be playful and said:
"It's okay, I'm happy to sit with Brother Mo Xuan together!"
She said the next few words intentionally, one by one, she couldn't believe that Xiao Molan didn't respond, but it's a pity that Xiao Molan still let her down after all, he didn't give her a look from the beginning to the end!
"Grandma, what are you doing for the banquet today?" Xiao Molan frowned, put down the glass cup in his hand impatiently, raised his black eyes and looked at his grandma seriously, wondering what his grandma was up to today!
Unexpectedly, Ji Shi smiled mysteriously, picked up the jug and poured it into his glass again:
"What's the matter, it's just that grandma thinks the house is a bit deserted, so she wants to get together!"
Seeing that Xiao Molan refused to drink the sake in the glass for a long time, she purposely got angry and said, "Why, don't you give grandma face?"
Xiao Molan shook the wine glass in her hand, raised her eyes to look at his grandma, picked up the wine glass, and drank it down in one gulp!As soon as the glazed cup was put down, a burst of dizziness hit him, and he shook his head violently to try to wake himself up, but the things in front of him gradually became hazy...
"Well, this is grandma's good grandson!"
Yun Qianxuan sat under the stage, squinting at the interaction between the grandparents and grandson on the main seat, wondering that the old lady should know that Xiao Molan is not good at drinking, why is she forcing Xiao Molan to drink now?This question was completely understood when all the dancers on the stage dispersed and only one of them was left dancing solo, and sneered secretly in his heart: No wonder this old fox refused to invite her to a banquet, because he was afraid that she would spoil her grandson's good deed!She knew the person on the stage, she was the little maid who grew up in front of Ji Shi.Looking at this posture now, I'm afraid he wants to make Xiao Molan go crazy!
Although Tao Fan has a round face, she looks very comfortable with exquisite makeup. When she saw Xiao Molan on the main seat, a blush appeared on both sides of her cheeks. The pink clothes outlined Tao Shan's beautiful figure. The blue silk is dyed in ink, the colored fan is elegant, like a fairy, the woman on the stage sometimes raises her wrists and lowers her eyebrows, sometimes lightly relaxes her hands, the colored fan in her hand is closed and held, the jade sleeves are blown by the wind, circling, jumping, swinging arms, flowing water Clouds, dancing lightly.
Amidst the intoxicating music, the dance reached its climax. It was just a soaring movement, which had the magic of turning into a fairy. She spread her fan to cover half of her cheeks, her eyes were like silk, and she glanced at it with seductive shyness. Xiao Molan lowered her eyes again, fascinated!
"Okay!" Ji Shi took the lead in applauding, and the rest of the crowd also stretched out their arms in admiration.
Xiao Molan, who had been drinking, had only two things on her mind at the moment: the first thing was to find the little village girl and sleep; the second thing was to sleep, to find the little village girl!His head was dizzy and he didn't feel much appreciation for the dance music just now!Not to mention getting hooked!
"Lan'er, how is the peach fan dance?"
Xiao Molan's downcast eyes remained silent, her thoughts had already flown to the sky to argue with the little village girl!
Seeing that Xiao Molan didn't respond, Ji knew that the wine was on his head, so he said:
"Peach Fan, help the young master down!"
"Wait!" The clear voice stopped Ji Shi, and Ji Shi frowned and turned around to see the source of the voice—Yun Qianxuan, looking at herself with burning eyes and saying:
"Grandma, I see that this maid dances very well, why don't you follow me back to the palace and teach me!"
"This..." Ji's face showed embarrassment. "Then can the princess ask Tao Fan to help Lan'er back?"
Yun Qian smiled slightly: "Isn't it just to help someone? Wan An, hurry up and help your father down!"
Wan An heard the princess calling him by name, so he hurriedly helped Xiao Molan to his bedroom.
"Grandma, don't you think this is all right?" Since she can't get Xiao Molan, then no one can get it!
Xiao Molan, who was helped to the bedroom by Wan An, just lay on the bed, and sat up straight again, but Wan An who wiped his face was startled:
"Young...young master?"
Xiao Molan looked at him in confusion, then turned her head to look at her bedroom, her head was still a little confused, but she had a feeling of "Where am I and who am I"!
"Wan An?" He tried to call the people around him.
Wan An wept with joy, his father didn't forget him even when he was drunk!So touched!
"Little Lord!"
"En!" Xiao Molan hummed, then stretched out one hand to support his head, and tilted his head to stare at him, a deep breath came over his face!
"What time is it?"
"It's just past Haishi!" Wan An replied tremblingly when Xiao Molan stared at him with deep eyes.
I don't know if Xiao Molan understood, she just nodded and then suddenly lifted the quilt, got off the bed, staggered to the door, the cold air made him sober for a moment.
Seeing that Xiao Molan was about to leave the room, Wan An hurriedly asked, "Young master, where are you going?"
Xiao Molan turned against the moonlight that came in from the door, and raised a cute smile on his face. The man's eyebrows and eyes were exquisite, and his facial features were as good as a painting. He smiled and said:
"Hey, go back and cover the little village girl with a quilt!"
After seeing his grandfather's smile, Wan An's heart trembled, mother, he might break his sleeve!
Xiao Molan staggered out of the house, avoiding all the servants perfectly, and went straight to the manger, dazed, pulled out his Jedi, brushed his hair and said:
"Brother, take me to the little village girl!"
Clumsily climbed onto the horse's back, and only heard the Jedi neighing, he spread his hooves and ran out.
The old horse knows the way, not to mention Jedi is so smart, Feng County and the capital are not far away, and Jedi is a good fast horse, the speed is needless to say, Xiao Molan is lying on the horse's back, only A rein is wrapped around his hand.When they reached the door of the shop, the Jedi panted heavily and walked around on the spot.It seemed that he hadn't seen the Jedi move for a long time, Xiao Molan raised his head in a daze and looked at it. The words "Yuxiu Pavilion" were flamboyant, patted Jedi's horse's head in praise, and slid off the horse's back. He was familiar with the road and jumped into the air. , the whole person landed lightly in the backyard of the shop.
At this moment Xiao Molan's head is still not very clear-headed, the faint smell of cow dung in the courtyard stimulated Xiao Molan, Xiao Molan frowned slightly, and suddenly remembered the words of the little village girl:
[If flowers want to grow well and quickly, they must be fertilized! 】
Walking to the place where there are chrysanthemums, the eyebrows are raised slightly, the smooth face is a little embarrassed, the urge to urinate is getting stronger, and the legs are clamped,
Well, I want to pee!
If it were in a normal sober state, even if Xiao Molan was shameless, he would not do such a thing, but now the whole person is in a state of drunkenness!
Pull the belt, take off the trousers inside, take out the big baby, put the water on, and it's all done in one go!
Well, this is called fat water not flowing into the fields of outsiders, and besides, he is a child's urine, and the little village girl will definitely praise me again tomorrow!
Covering your face, you can't bear to look at the scene of Xiao Molan getting drunk and letting go of water, son, your little village girl probably won't praise you, she will beat you up!The kind to beat to death!
(End of this chapter)
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