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Chapter 5 Come on, pretentious

"..."

The zombie stared at the phone, then suddenly looked up: "It's over."

"What's the end?"

I glanced at him and hurriedly answered the phone. Grandpa's voice came from inside: "Li Ge, are you really in the coffin?"

"Yup!"

I lowered my voice, watched the zombie sit up with a vigilant face, and my heart also mentioned:

"Grandpa, I'm going to be tricked to death by you. Don't be sad if you don't have your granddaughter to take care of you. Anyway, death is like a lamp going out. I and the dead ghost father are waiting for you on the other side."

"Nonsence!"

Grandpa spat softly on the other end of the phone, and lowered his voice: "It seems that the legend is true, Li Ge, you are the bride destined by our ancestors."

I? ? ?
Is there such a pitiful ancestor?

If there weren't zombies here, if there wasn't a nasty ghost out there, I'd definitely blow up my tantrum.

"Li Ge, you should be careful, just be obedient, after all, it's a destiny, just close your eyes, and everything will be gone at dawn.

Wait until tomorrow morning!
Grandpa will pick you up in person tomorrow morning. Wherever you want to go and play, what you want to buy, grandpa will let you have fun even if he loses everything. "

"The ghost wants you to go bankrupt, old man, I have more money than you.

Stop talking nonsense, find a way to save me right now, understand? "

"Beep beep..."

busy tone?

Damn, hang up on me?
At such a critical moment, you actually hung up on me?

"boom!"

The lid of the coffin flew off suddenly, and as soon as the air cooled down, the zombies flew out of the coffin, and various thumping sounds came into the ears.

I held my phone, dumbfounded.

what's the situation?
"boom!"

There was a loud noise, as if something had hit the ground hard.

"Ow!"

Shouting like a ferocious beast, it seemed to be warning those who came not to approach.

I got up from the coffin and poked my head out quietly.

Grandpa didn't lie to me, the two dragon and phoenix candles were still burning, more than half burned.

There are also two small charging lamps next to it, and my [-] mAh power bank is placed next to the lamp.

I see, I should have slept on the stone bed next to the coffin before, because there was a quilt on it.

"The one I see first is my own, you are not allowed to grab it."

The hoarse magnetic voice of the zombie sounded.

I'm so weird that I didn't notice the two men who were facing each other like roosters not far away.

One was shrouded in shadow and couldn't see clearly, and the other was the zombie.

Nearly 1.9 meters tall, with a burly body, wearing the old red robe.

Pervert!
They're all dead and still wearing groom's attire, what the hell is they planning to change brides every year.

"It's not your turn!"

A gloomy voice came from the shadow, revealing a bone-piercing chill that made one's scalp tingle.

This must be the annoying ghost that zombies fear!
To be able to fight against the ten-thousand-year zombie, this must be an old ghost with extremely high morals.

Listening to this conversation, are these two jealous for my aunt and me?

Aha!

Although I look really beautiful.

There are countless suitors from elementary school to high school, everyone loves flowers, but it is not enough to let 1-year-old zombies and old ghosts fight for me.

"You want to grab it?"

The zombies blocked the coffin, and there was going to be a fight in this battle.

As a mortal me, how could I not find an opportunity to escape at this time.

Taking advantage of the confrontation between the two, I quickly climbed out of the coffin, and ran towards the gate with my waist bent.

Our Yejia Village is very traditional. The tombs we built are not the kind of lumps of dirt, but a super big cave dug out, and there are coffins in it.

(End of this chapter)