Begging in late Ming Dynasty

Chapter 48

If someone you just met on the street and someone you don’t know well opens his mouth to ask you for more than 1 yuan, as long as he is a normal-minded person, he will probably scoff at him as a liar, but if he knows in advance that this person is Ma Yun from [-] Where's Uncle Ma?It is estimated that if you are trying to raise money, you have to invest in it if you sell everything!

Now Zhang Xianzhong is Song Qingshu's sworn brother, but he is mainly from Huguang, Sichuan. Song Qingshu doesn't want to leave Xi'an, where he can safely go to Chongzhen for 16 years, and go out to live a premature and precarious life as a bandit, and now he has his own Columbia Inflamed by moth wings, Zhang Xianzhong did not go out to join the army as he did in history, and it is not certain whether there will be Eight Great Kings.

But looking at Li Zicheng's line, it's normal. It's safe. Gao Yingxiang, the first king of the Chuang, raised the flag to rebel in Ansai a while ago. Gao Yingxiang is Li Zicheng's uncle. Based on the current relationship, investing in him is enough insurance. The soldiers dispersed, and the two uncles and nephews who took the silver walked away gratefully. Song Qingshu was also happy in his heart. When Li Zicheng became emperor in Xi'an in the future, with this relationship, why couldn't he be a high official, and then waited When he goes to fight Beijing, make sure that Liu Zongmin does not rob Chen Yuanyuan, copy Wu Sangui's father Wu Xiang's house, and guard Shanhaiguan with Guan Ningjun. Maybe he is really rich.

Even if the Dashun Army fails, relying on the name of an official from the Shun Kingdom to seek refuge in Nanming, he can still get a half-job, and if he can't get some money from corruption, he can go south. Singapore will be good in future generations. Settling there can live comfortably for a lifetime.

Holding Caiwei's soft little hand who was happily groping around the cow, Song Qingshu became more and more beautiful as he thought about it, and the corners of his mouth were drooling.

At this time, after walking around, Scarface, who was peeping at the privacy of cows, finally came back exhausted. Scarface, who was mentally exhausted, supported the fence of the noodle stall weakly and said: "Look at the two ends, it is the black sheep raised by Huihui people." The cow, as you asked, can produce milk, but the money is better, it costs three to five dollars a head, you are good at bargaining, you can go in a while!"

"It's no longer needed! I've finished buying the cow!" Song Qingshu patted the bull's fart again with a smile, and said braggingly.

"Buy it?" His eyes widened, his scarred face circled around the cow twice in sorrow, and suddenly he turned around in surprise and shouted: "Is there a cow guide?"

"What is Niu Yin?" This time it was Song Qingshu's turn to widen his eyes.Hearing Song Qingshu's astonished question, the scarred face immediately slapped his thigh sadly.Seeing his dead father's appearance, Song Qingshu instantly knew that he seemed to have missed something important.

"Go quickly!"

It was originally agreed to go back after eating at the market, but Scarface didn't even care about the meal, and was about to leave, grabbing Caiwei's sleeves, and the stall owner inside hurriedly chased him out, almost being treated as a meal for the overlord That's it, Song Qingshu dropped a string of copper coins in embarrassment.

Supporting Caiwei to sit on the back of the cow, the three of them really looked like ghosts entering the village. They quietly left the town, not shooting guns, and carefully exited the lively market. Watching the hustle and bustle gradually go away, they relaxed a little Song Qingshu tugged at the sleeves with his scarred face behind and asked, "What is Niu Yin?"

Scarface's scarred face suddenly showed an idiot-like look, and said impatiently: "The government prohibits the slaughter of farm cattle. All cattle are registered. If you want to sell cattle, you have to apply to the government. Get Niuyin like Yanyin and Luyin. Although cattle without Niuyin are cheap, they are either stolen or sold privately. We are based in the provincial capital. If we are caught, we will be in trouble! You are greedy for this What are you doing cheap?"

Listening to Scarface's questioning, Song Qingshu felt depressed and just wanted to explain that Caiwei, whose cheeks were bulging after being splashed by a married girl, angrily recognized it for her lover.

"Who said Brother Song is greedy for petty gains! The two cows gave me a full 20 taels!"

With a bang, almost one of the scarred faces rolled their eyes and staggered into the ditch.

"Are you really fucking stupid? Or are you really fucking stupid?" His fingers trembled angrily, pointing at Song Qingshu's nose, the scarred face twitched like a goat, and he questioned extremely depressed.

In fact, Song Qingshu himself is also depressed. Where did he know that a man as big as Li Zicheng's nephew is actually a cheater, who can fool him with stolen cows? Can a thief be the emperor for eighteen days?Don't you think they are idiots?Although Scarface now regards him as an idiot, at least he can't destroy his tall image in Caiwei's mind!
It's true that misfortunes never come singly, Song Qingshu was dumb eating Coptis chinensis, and when he couldn't tell what he was suffering, suddenly there was a loud noise behind him.

"Hurry up! Don't let them escape!"

The three of them turned around in a daze, Song Qingshu couldn't get confused, but at the other end of the market, dozens of ordinary people rushed out with big sticks and dung forks, each of them seemed to be eating people, the owner of the noodle stall just now Among them, the excited rosacea nose was red, and while running along, he yelled: "Hurry up, everyone, don't let the cattle thief's accomplice run away, I have already seen that these three thieves are not good people! "

"Who are you talking about?" Caiwei yelled angrily with her beautiful Xinghua round eyes.When a woman is eight years old and up to eighty, it's okay to blame her, but even those who call her ugly and good-tempered will have to work hard.

However, Song Qingshu didn't care about these things. When he saw a large group of ordinary people and villagers who were about to arrest him as a thief, Song Qingshu hurriedly cupped his fists and made a circle and shouted: "Everyone, listen to me! We really are not stealing cattle." Thieves, we are here to buy cattle, and we were also deceived, and we are also victims!"

In a blink of an eye, he was surrounded by those villagers. Hearing Song Qingshu's sad explanation, and seeing that he and Caiwei were still weak, the two old men really hesitated for a while, but who knew that the unlucky face The stall owner yelled in the background again: "Don't believe this cow thief's rhetoric, just now I saw him and two other cow thieves called brothers and brothers, and even took the dirt, they are cow thieves! "

"Shoot the cow thief!"

This time I couldn't tell at all, a ball of cow dung flew over suddenly, and hit Caiwei's neatly combed girl's bun, making the eldest lady slapped all over her face. He slammed all his hands at him, before Caiwei could get mad, Song Qingshu hurriedly pulled her off the cow's back, bent down and hid under the cow's belly.

The other guy with the scarred face was probably beaten for sneaking, and he was very experienced. When things went wrong, he quickly pushed the two cows together and hid in earlier.

"Brother, what should we do?" Hearing the yelling and cursing outside, Caiwei grabbed the cow dung on her face and hair with her small hands in grief and anger, and asked anxiously.

"Let's hide for a while, wait for the villagers to stabilize their emotions, and then we'll explain, the big deal is to return the cow to them..., oh!!!!"

Before Song Qingshu could finish his sentence, the outsiders didn't know that wicked ghost, and a dung fork happened to poke his ass. Song Qingshu didn't have the iron butt skills of little radish, and his face turned purple from the pain from the fork.

"What are you doing? Gathering people to fight in broad daylight, and want to go to the yamen to eat in prison? Let me scatter the fuck!"

A familiar sound of yelling and cursing rang out arrogantly from behind, despite the fact that the whole northwest is full of smoke, the people are still afraid of officials, seeing a group of arresters rushing to surround them, the beating and scolding villagers are yelling They scattered all of a sudden, which made Song Qingshu heave a sigh of relief, and limped out clutching his buttocks, only to see a yellow-skinned tiger face with a big beard coming towards him.

Still looking like he was going to bite someone, with extremely pretentious steps, Zhang Xianzhong separated from the arrester in arrogance, and walked over swaggeringly, with the same face, Song Qingshu used to want to hide far away, but now he has a bitter face like a savior and hurried Called: "Brother Zhang..."

Seeing Song Qingshu's unlucky appearance, Zhang Xianzhong was obviously surprised, but he winked at him immediately. After all, the two of them fought their lives together, and they were brothers who kowtowed to each other. Song Qingshu immediately shut up and said The words suffocated to the stomach.

Sure enough, in just a moment, the police officers quickly moved out of the way again, and there was another fat official wearing a red official uniform and a black gauze hat, who looked like a boss of later generations, walking with his stomach full and picking the shredded beef in his teeth. Came over lazily.

"Troublemaker, don't kneel down when you see the magistrate!"

After calming down the scene, Zhang Xianzhong roared again, and with a whoosh, the villagers also threw down the dung forks and sticks, and knelt down on the ground, and in some places their narrow heads had to be pushed on other people's buttocks.

The protagonists in the novel have so hard knees in ancient times, and when they see the emperor, they are so awesome that they will not kneel. You don't kneel down and try!The water and fire sticks in the hands of the yamen servants on the spot can cut you so much that you can't take care of yourself, and then you can enjoy free prison meals for hundreds of days. Of course, no one cares about food safety in this era.

So Song Qingshu hurriedly knelt down, with a face of obedience and kindness, with a scarred face behind him, wishing he could bury his head in his crotch.

It seemed that he was disturbed by his subordinates at the welcome banquet when he was not full. His fat face was flushed, and he burped full of alcohol. The Xi'an Mansion burped drunkenly with a disgusted face and shouted: "Holy Son of Heaven, belch!" ..., you gangsters are not grateful to Dade, working hard to farm to serve the imperial court, and gathering crowds to fight here? Believe it or not, I have ordered a big order to drag you out of the Meridian Gate and behead each of you!"

He is definitely bragging, there is no verification from the Ministry of Criminal Justice, the magistrate does not have many kidneys, and he has no right to kill people, but how does Dousheng Xiaomin know?Among the villagers trembling with fright, an old man at the head quickly knelt down in front of him, turned around and pointed at Song Qingshu's nose and said.

"My lord, I am wronged! The little ones must have committed crimes. In fact, the only two cows plowing the fields in the village were stolen. We came out to catch the cattle thief! Please make decisions for the little people!"

Seeing the prefect's big fat man staring at him, Song Qingshu's heart skipped a beat again, and he scolded Li Zicheng's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart, these two cheaters!It's so fucking bad...

(End of this chapter)