Zombie's travel diary

Chapter 12 Playing rock-paper-scissors with the mirror!
"My theory is correct!!!"

Xiao Liang exclaimed and ran out.

"What?"

Link frowned, looking at the pot of gold on the ground with some distaste.

He really didn't understand why a zombie was holding this kind of thing, and it looked like it had been air-dried for a long time, and it was mixed with water and stirred, making it even more disgusting.

"I don't know how long I've been unconscious..."

Thinking about it, Link has slowly touched the location of the classroom and walked in.

"Oh my god!!!"

"Really alive!"

"Look at his brows, they are still frowning!"

When all the zombies in the classroom saw Link at the door, they started discussing enthusiastically, and then looked at Xiao Liang with admiration: "Brother Liang, you really saved the master!"

"Xiao Liang, you are great."

Even Lin Ke on the podium couldn't help boasting.

"???"

Link was stunned again, his resurrection all depended on his own self-healing ability, did he have a hammer relationship with Xiao Liang?

"What did he do?" Link looked at Xiaoqian who was closest to him.

Xiao Liang's brat made a deep impression on him, because he couldn't listen to any serious knowledge, but some of his catchphrases, such as "Fuck", "Awesome", "Fuck", etc. But Xiao Liang learns faster than anyone else.

Because of this, he was also reminded by Lin Ke not to swear when there is nothing to do, as it is easy to lead to the destruction of zombies.

Link was very curious, what did this little bastard, who looked like a scumbag for thousands of years, do to be praised by all the zombies?

"Oh, it was Xiaoliang who suggested planting you in the soil, and then saved you." Xiaoqian said calmly.

"what?"

Link was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, and looked at the crowd of zombies, "You don't really think that planting me in the soil can revive me?!"

"..."

The zombies were silent.

However, their eyes were all on Link, who was in good health and even had his arms regrown.

"ridiculous!"

Link immediately understood the thoughts of these zombies, and was deeply anxious about the common sense of these zombies.

Even if you have a kindergarten level, you can't do such a stupid thing, right?

"Master, am I good?"

Xiao Liang was still cheerfully claiming credit, "They were all terrified at the time, but I was the only one who was calm and calm and thought of this method with my rich knowledge."

"Oh, right."

He thought of something again, "It's a pity that fertilizers are too hard to find, otherwise it can make you revive faster!"

"Fertilizer...you mean the pot you brought over just now?"

Link realized something, "So... you were going to pour those things on me?"

"correct."

Xiao Liang didn't notice anything wrong, "I read in the book that fertilization is good for growth."

"Hehe, I didn't expect you to be so eager to learn."

Link's face was dark, showing a terrible smile.

This is thanks to his early resurrection, otherwise the consequences...

Link didn't even dare to think about it!
It seems that it is time for this child to experience what it means to be beaten by socialism.

"Then as your reward for saving me, let me tutor you in your studies." Link said with a smile on his face.

"Huh? This is not good..."

Xiao Liang was full of resistance. For him, this reward was undoubtedly a kindness and revenge. "Isn't one-on-one tutoring the exclusive treatment of Teacher Lin Ke, so I won't just join in the fun."

"Then how can I do it? I have always said that the grace of saving life should be repaid with a spring!"

Link couldn't say anything, and walked out with a dark face.

After a while, he carried a stack of half-meter-thick books in front of Xiao Liang.

Although very angry, Lin Ke deeply understands the importance of quality education, he should not hit the bad kids, but use love to influence them.

"Here are the five subjects of Chinese, Mathematics, Geography, Biology, and Chemistry."

Link smiled and took out a pen, then opened the biology book and drew on it, "This, this, and this..."

"Uh...Master."

Seeing more and more knowledge points being drawn, Xiao Liang asked a little uneasy: "You drew these, so you asked me to copy them?"

He still remembers Link's usual educational methods, no matter whether it can be learned or not, it's useful, anyway, let you copy it and you're done.

You can't be idle anyway!

"Don't worry, of course you didn't copy these." The smile on Link's face was as warm as the spring breeze in March.

"Damn it, I was scared to death." Xiao Liang was relieved now, he had drawn so many knowledge points, if he was really asked to copy it, he would probably be able to vomit blood.

"These are copied for you."

At this moment, Link pointed to the other four books with a smile and said the follow-up content: "As for the knowledge points I drew in this biology book, you have to memorize them all."

"∑(дlll)???"

Xiao Liang's face froze suddenly, and he even doubted his ears.

Four books and one more need to be memorized, why the hell might as well just kill him!

"Why do you want to avenge kindness?"

Xiao Liang asked in a daze, and he still hasn't come back to his senses.

"Good boy, as long as you memorize the knowledge points I drew and understand the meaning, you will know whether I am repaying kindness or revenge." Link patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly.

"Can you copy less?" Xiao Liang asked with tears in his eyes.

"of course can!"

The corner of Link's mouth curled up, and he pointed to the half-length mirror that had been prepared beside him: "Did you see this thing?"

He wants Xiao Liang to feel that ignorance will not only deceive others, but also deceive himself!
"This is... eh? There seems to be someone inside?"

Xiao Liang looked at himself reflected in the mirror curiously. He had never touched this kind of thing before, so he felt extremely strange.

"You play rock-paper-scissors with this person inside. You have ten chances a day. As long as you win once, you don't need to copy these books. But as long as you don't win, even if it's a tie, you have to copy all those books again."

Link's tone was full of temptation and led Xiao Liang into the pit he had prepared: "Think about it, that's ten chances, you only need to win once."

"It's that simple?"

Xiao Liang couldn't believe it. Although he didn't know who the person in the mirror was, how difficult would it be to win one out of ten rock-paper-scissors games?

He has almost no chance of losing!
then……

draw!

draw!

……

After a full ten times, Link put away the mirror and looked at Xiao Liang who was stunned and didn't know the reason: "Come on, it's only two times, and I've finished copying it in a million days. If you are not convinced, continue tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, Link asked Lin Ke to leave the classroom, leaving behind Xiao Liang who doubted his life, and many zombies who looked at him with sympathy.

"Even you don't know the difference between plants and creatures?" Link asked as he pulled Link out of the classroom.

He really didn't expect that the zombie who had been diligently educated for so long would still make such a childish problem. It was fine to bury him in the ground, and he didn't even notice that there was any problem with common sense things like mirror reflection.

A long way to go!

"I do not know."

Lin Ke shook his head and took out a Xinhua dictionary, "Didn't my brother tell me to read this first?"

Link: "..."

　Every time I see the writer's words box, I want to enter some nonsense, I can't control myself!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)