Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 176 Date Battle
the next day, early morning

The sun was shining brightly, the sky was blue and the wind was light. Fang Xun stretched his waist and said weakly, "Hey, Xiaoyu, there's no need to come so early."

Nangong Yu who was walking in front suddenly turned his head, and said seriously: "Brother Fang Xun, today is our first date, of course we have to come earlier, so that we can be energetic!"

Although the girl is no longer a star, she would still cause a sensation if she appeared rashly, so the girl changed her appearance into a "dialect" again.

From this point of view, the two are quite a good match, and Fang Xun does not appear to be too ordinary.

Fang Xun said with difficulty: "But I don't have any energy now."

As soon as the words were finished, a large ball of cold water fell from the sky and poured on him. Fang Xun shivered suddenly, and his head suddenly became clearer.

Before he could react, the girl flicked her fingers lightly, and a gust of wind mixed with heat waves blew past, drying his wet clothes in an instant, leaving no trace of water.

Just like that, the girl easily took a cold shower for Fang Xun on the street.

After finishing all this, the girl smiled and said, "Brother Fang Xun, you should be energetic now, right? Hahaha, don't thank me."

At this moment, Fang Xun's expression is more exciting and exciting. It is no exaggeration to say that he can almost shoot a movie alone.

"Brother Fang Xun, hurry up, he will be there soon."

The girl naturally took Fang Xun's arm and led him towards the supermarket not far away.

Fang Xun looked up to the sky and sighed, he could only follow the girl obediently and never dared to complain.

The super mall is divided into several areas, and there are even places that sell high-end flying swords and elixirs. After entering the super mall, the girl took Fang Xun and went straight to the clothing area. This can be said to be the innate skill of all girls.

"Where are we going?" Fang Xun asked in confusion.

"Buying clothes." The girl said as it should.

Fang Xun was startled: "Why buy clothes?"

The girl stopped to look at Fang Xun, and said seriously: "This is our first date. Brother Fang Xun is dressed so casually. I haven't said anything yet."

The camera turned to Fang Xun, and I saw that his upper body was a plaid shirt, the lower body was a pair of brown trousers, and with a messy hairstyle, he was an out-and-out dick image.

Fang Xun was speechless for a moment, but bowed his head in shame.

"Hello, what do you need?"

As soon as the two entered the door, a tall female clerk bowed forward and asked, with an extremely professional attitude.

Fang Xun glanced at it casually, there were about six or seven shop assistants in the whole store, all of them were young and beautiful young women, and all of them were practitioners around the second floor of the Qi training realm.

Of course, this store is not an ordinary clothing store, but an internationally renowned brand name. Every piece of clothing has a price tag, and the price is more than [-].

Nangong Yu looked around and said, "I want a set of clothes that look high-end and elegant, low-key, luxurious and connotative, for my boyfriend to wear. Let's see if you have any good styles."

The young female clerk was slightly taken aback, and she looked at Fang Xun with a hint of contempt in her eyes. She obviously regarded Fang Xun as a little boy who ate soft food.

However, although she was disdainful in her heart, the female clerk didn't show any expression on her face: "Okay, just wait a moment."

Not long after, several sets of expensive clothes were neatly placed in front of Fang Xun.

"Brother Fang Xun, you can pick whichever set you like. If you like all of them, you can buy them all."

The girl reminded from the side that she was once a top singer, and she earned tens of millions of dollars for any opening concert, so she didn't care about such consumption.

The corner of Fang Xun's mouth twitched, now not only the female shop assistant thought he was a little boy who was kept, but even he himself had deep doubts.

In desperation, Fang Xun had no choice but to choose a set of clothes that looked pretty good, but having said that, Fang Xun's demeanor changed completely after changing clothes, as if he had changed himself, which was refreshing.

Seeing this, the girl smiled slightly: "So-so, barely qualified."

Then the girl skillfully took out her brain to pay, and the two left the clothing store.

However, Fang Xun's nightmare wasn't over yet, he thought it would be enough to change his clothes, but what he didn't expect was that it had just begun!
When Fang Xunsheng walked out of the supermarket without love, he had "changed" from head to toe!
"Perfect!"

The girl patted Fang Xun's shoulder and said with a smile, "The date can begin!"

Fang Xun: "???"

Nima?What happened just now was just a prelude?

Fortunately, the girl's next words made him heave a sigh of relief.

"Brother Fang Xun, let's go eat first."

Hearing this, Fang Xun nodded impatiently, and said for fear of the girl's repentance: "I know there is a very good breakfast shop at the corner of this street. It should not be closed yet, let's go there quickly!"

Perhaps because of the early morning, there were relatively few pedestrians on the road. When passing by the gate of a residential area, a little girl carved in pink and jade ran out happily, but accidentally fell straight to the ground with one of her feet.

Fang Xun's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he helped the little girl up.

"Thank you brother." The little girl stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly: "Oh, I almost slipped and fell by accident, and my mother will be nagging again later."

Sure enough, a woman yelled fiercely in the distance: "Zhao Yingying! How many times have I told you, don't run around, why are you disobedient?"

Fang Xun and Nangong Yu turned around and saw a beautiful young woman trotting over in a hurry.

"Thank you very much." The young woman first thanked Fang Xun, then grabbed the little girl by the ear, and said sternly: "Say, do you dare next time?"

The little girl named Zhao Yingying blinked her watery eyes and begged for mercy: "Don't dare, don't dare, Mama let go."

After teaching her daughter a lesson, the young woman once again thanked her sincerely: "My name is Zhao Yuxin, and I am Yingying's mother. If there are too many of you, I will definitely get hurt."

Fang Xun waved his hand indifferently: "It's just a little effort, such a cute little girl, I think anyone who sees her will help her."

The little girl Yingying covered her ears, pouted and said, "Ma Ma is the most annoying, hum."

Seeing this, the three of them all smiled, chatted casually for a few words and then left. After all, they were just strangers.

"Goodbye big brother."

The little girl held her mother with one hand, and waved vigorously with the other hand, saying in a childish voice.

Fang Xun also waved and said, "Goodbye."

"Brother Fang Xun is really popular with girls."

Nangong Yu said with a smile.

Fang Xun trembled for no reason, and said with a dry smile: "Haha, no way, you even eat children's jealousy?"

(End of this chapter)