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Chapter 17 Don't Litter
Chapter 17 Don't Litter
Xiao Bailong is not doing very well recently, especially after wearing the iron ring given by his monkey uncle. Whenever he set fire to it, the uncle would chant a spell, and then he would have a headache.
He felt the hostility from the society, obviously he was still a child!
Half a month after being banned from fire, Xiao Bailong is already in a semi-crazy state:
I don't care I don't care!I'm going to set fire to fire!Don't stop me!I can't control how much I send!
Then Si Zhai recited the magic spell beside him.
Woohoo, I was wrong~~
Si Zhai patted the head of the little white dragon who was hugging his thigh, and said with a smile: "Don't cry, crying doesn't work."
Woohoo, he wants to cry even more. What a pity, this uncle really turned his face and refused to recognize the dragon!
Then Si Zhai and his party arrived at the legendary Guanyin Temple.
In fact, for the plot master, it’s not that Si Zhaifei wants to obey him, but just tell the Tathagata: If you want to let the people who learn the scriptures suffer, you know that it’s not easy to learn the scriptures.
A man is a man, once a word is spoken, it is hard to follow!
Otherwise, what should I do if I can’t get the scriptures?
Besides...it's not that he suffered.
Since he wants to make the scripture learners suffer, Si Zhai doesn't want to torture them anymore, just follow the original plot, so that he can earn some rewards, well, it's definitely not because he is lazy!
Regarding the Guanyin Temple, Journey to the West did not say how many years it has existed, but judging from the 270-year-old elder Jinchi, the age cannot be less.And looking at the dialogue between the disciples and grandchildren and Jin Chi in Journey to the West, we can see that this temple seems to be inherited, and it probably existed before.Si Zhai felt that if the temple had not been burned down by Monkey King, it would be the oldest temple in China in the future, not the White Horse Temple.
The Avalokitesvara Temple at this time was different from the one managed by Jinchi later, and its main purpose was still a simple temple, not a place to make money.
So this is the reason why you are not open for business when there are three poles in the sun?
Si Zhai stepped forward and knocked on the door, and it took a long time before a little fat man opened the door. Si Zhai tried to walk in the mortal world with a human appearance, so he didn't scare the little fat man.
The little fat man yawned, and looked at everyone absent-mindedly: "What are you doing?"
"We are monks from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and we hope to be here..."
"Oh, stay overnight, come in, but you need to beg for the dry food yourself, and we don't have enough in the courtyard."
Tang Seng, who had already put on his posture and introduced himself halfway through: ...can you give me a chance to finish my lines?
The three of Si Zhai followed the little fat man to find three rooms to live in. At this time, the Guanyin Courtyard looked very poor, the house was very old, and the furnishings in the house were also a bit dilapidated. It seemed that there were still few people who could fool around. People's magic sticks grab money.
After tidying up the bed, Si Zhai took out the brocade cassock and the nine-tin ring staff from the mustard space. He didn't wear these things for Tang Seng, fearing that wearing them would not be effective for his suffering, and he would be judged badly by the Tathagata.
But now to do something, these two props should be taken out, and they will be used to blind the eyes of the dogs in a while.
Then Si Zhai waited from morning to evening, and the headmaster who was said to sleep for eleven hours a day finally got out of bed to meet them.Si Zhai almost thought he died on the bed.
At this moment, the owner of the house is not Jinchi, but a white-faced monk in his thirties. The white-faced monk looked at Si Zhai and Tang Seng sleepily: "Accommodation?"
Tang Seng: "Yes, the poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty..."
"Oh, then you can stay here, I'm sleepy, go to sleep first."
Tang Seng: ...
#I choose to go out of Huazhai#
"Master, please stay!" Si Zhai stopped the monk, and put the two big things in the bag in front of his eyes: "The master let us stay, and we don't have any money to repay, but this Buddha clothes and tin staff hope the monk The Lord likes it."
The white-faced monk glanced lazily, and said unmoved: "Actually, I still like money, why don't you exchange it for money and give it to me."
Si Zhai: ...you love Buddha clothes, don't love money!
Oh, he forgot, now this guy is not alone with Jin Chi.
But if you don't take the Buddha clothes, how dare he set fire to it!
"It's not good! It's not good! The front yard is on fire!" A little novice came rushing over.
"It's not good! It's not good! That fool who just arrived can breathe fire!" Another little novice came running.
Si Zhai: ...Little Bailong, you pig teammate!
In the end, Si Zhai paid the monastery 30 taels of silver, and was kicked out by the monastery.
#好好地民客说得不了,就是越了#
The resentful Sizhai recited a magic spell to Xiao Bailong, and taught him what resentment is for adults in society.
Tang Seng, who had just returned from alms for marriage, was also stunned to find that he was in the state of being swept out of the house, but he was in a good mood, and comforted Si Zhai: "It's okay, if you can't do it, look for another place."
Hearing 'somewhere else', Si Zhai thought of something else, took out the brocade cassock from the mustard space, but took it back reluctantly after seeing the special effect of blinding the dog's eyes .
Then he looked at Tang Seng.
Tang Seng shivered from Si Zhai's malicious gaze: "What...what are you doing?"
Si Zhai with burning eyes: "Peng Ci, Ah Bu, I need to find someone."
Then the three of them arrived at Heifeng Mountain.
Si Zhai threw the bundled and packed Tang Seng directly into the Black Wind Cave, and then yelled: "Monster, return my master, or I will smash your place to pieces!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a black bear spirit... Nima, why is it a panda! ?
The panda standing upright held a bamboo shoot in one paw and licked Tang Seng in the other hand, threw him out, and said with a look of distaste: "Can you please stop littering!" Back to the cave.
Tang Seng: Hello, I am the garbage you threw, please sign for it.
Si Zhai: ...
#小波, I’m not the master, I don’t work hard, it’s really a monster who is too weak#
#我Just a few hundred years in advance to learn from the scriptures, how can the painting style of Journey to the West become so wonderful#
…………
The matter between Guanyinyuan and the Black Bear Spirit has come to an end, although the cassock and tin staff have not been seen to play any role from the beginning to the end.
#雯肤和银板: Blame us#
Si Zhai and his party are heading to the backcountry these few days, and there is a trend of getting more and more deserted.
Tang Seng was afraid that Si Zhai would come to the Bandit Group and Jungle Yuhu again, so he asked, "Wukong, why do we go to places that are sparsely populated these days?"
Si Zhai put his hand on his forehead and looked into the distance. He could vaguely see a high mountain appearing on the horizon. He said absent-mindedly, "Find a thug."
"Hit... thugs?" Tang Seng looked at the waist-length weeds around him, frowned and said, "There are still thugs in this place?" That must be a monster!
Si Zhai shook his head, pointing to the high mountain in the distance: "The thugs are there!"
Tang Seng followed Si Zhai's direction, saw the high mountain, and couldn't help wondering: "What kind of mountain is that?"
"Fuling Mountain!" Si Zhai added after speaking: "Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave, the person in the cave is our target this time."
Tang Seng was a little scared: "Go to the cave again." This unlucky apprentice won't throw him into the monster cave again with his brain twitching.
Tang Seng looked at Si Zhai cautiously: "That thug is..." Isn't it a monster?
"He's one of the four sages of the North Pole, the canopy marshal in charge of the Tianhe [-] navy!" Si Zhai said with a strange smile on his face, "Of course, that was just his previous life. Zhu Bajie!"
(End of this chapter)
Xiao Bailong is not doing very well recently, especially after wearing the iron ring given by his monkey uncle. Whenever he set fire to it, the uncle would chant a spell, and then he would have a headache.
He felt the hostility from the society, obviously he was still a child!
Half a month after being banned from fire, Xiao Bailong is already in a semi-crazy state:
I don't care I don't care!I'm going to set fire to fire!Don't stop me!I can't control how much I send!
Then Si Zhai recited the magic spell beside him.
Woohoo, I was wrong~~
Si Zhai patted the head of the little white dragon who was hugging his thigh, and said with a smile: "Don't cry, crying doesn't work."
Woohoo, he wants to cry even more. What a pity, this uncle really turned his face and refused to recognize the dragon!
Then Si Zhai and his party arrived at the legendary Guanyin Temple.
In fact, for the plot master, it’s not that Si Zhaifei wants to obey him, but just tell the Tathagata: If you want to let the people who learn the scriptures suffer, you know that it’s not easy to learn the scriptures.
A man is a man, once a word is spoken, it is hard to follow!
Otherwise, what should I do if I can’t get the scriptures?
Besides...it's not that he suffered.
Since he wants to make the scripture learners suffer, Si Zhai doesn't want to torture them anymore, just follow the original plot, so that he can earn some rewards, well, it's definitely not because he is lazy!
Regarding the Guanyin Temple, Journey to the West did not say how many years it has existed, but judging from the 270-year-old elder Jinchi, the age cannot be less.And looking at the dialogue between the disciples and grandchildren and Jin Chi in Journey to the West, we can see that this temple seems to be inherited, and it probably existed before.Si Zhai felt that if the temple had not been burned down by Monkey King, it would be the oldest temple in China in the future, not the White Horse Temple.
The Avalokitesvara Temple at this time was different from the one managed by Jinchi later, and its main purpose was still a simple temple, not a place to make money.
So this is the reason why you are not open for business when there are three poles in the sun?
Si Zhai stepped forward and knocked on the door, and it took a long time before a little fat man opened the door. Si Zhai tried to walk in the mortal world with a human appearance, so he didn't scare the little fat man.
The little fat man yawned, and looked at everyone absent-mindedly: "What are you doing?"
"We are monks from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and we hope to be here..."
"Oh, stay overnight, come in, but you need to beg for the dry food yourself, and we don't have enough in the courtyard."
Tang Seng, who had already put on his posture and introduced himself halfway through: ...can you give me a chance to finish my lines?
The three of Si Zhai followed the little fat man to find three rooms to live in. At this time, the Guanyin Courtyard looked very poor, the house was very old, and the furnishings in the house were also a bit dilapidated. It seemed that there were still few people who could fool around. People's magic sticks grab money.
After tidying up the bed, Si Zhai took out the brocade cassock and the nine-tin ring staff from the mustard space. He didn't wear these things for Tang Seng, fearing that wearing them would not be effective for his suffering, and he would be judged badly by the Tathagata.
But now to do something, these two props should be taken out, and they will be used to blind the eyes of the dogs in a while.
Then Si Zhai waited from morning to evening, and the headmaster who was said to sleep for eleven hours a day finally got out of bed to meet them.Si Zhai almost thought he died on the bed.
At this moment, the owner of the house is not Jinchi, but a white-faced monk in his thirties. The white-faced monk looked at Si Zhai and Tang Seng sleepily: "Accommodation?"
Tang Seng: "Yes, the poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty..."
"Oh, then you can stay here, I'm sleepy, go to sleep first."
Tang Seng: ...
#I choose to go out of Huazhai#
"Master, please stay!" Si Zhai stopped the monk, and put the two big things in the bag in front of his eyes: "The master let us stay, and we don't have any money to repay, but this Buddha clothes and tin staff hope the monk The Lord likes it."
The white-faced monk glanced lazily, and said unmoved: "Actually, I still like money, why don't you exchange it for money and give it to me."
Si Zhai: ...you love Buddha clothes, don't love money!
Oh, he forgot, now this guy is not alone with Jin Chi.
But if you don't take the Buddha clothes, how dare he set fire to it!
"It's not good! It's not good! The front yard is on fire!" A little novice came rushing over.
"It's not good! It's not good! That fool who just arrived can breathe fire!" Another little novice came running.
Si Zhai: ...Little Bailong, you pig teammate!
In the end, Si Zhai paid the monastery 30 taels of silver, and was kicked out by the monastery.
#好好地民客说得不了,就是越了#
The resentful Sizhai recited a magic spell to Xiao Bailong, and taught him what resentment is for adults in society.
Tang Seng, who had just returned from alms for marriage, was also stunned to find that he was in the state of being swept out of the house, but he was in a good mood, and comforted Si Zhai: "It's okay, if you can't do it, look for another place."
Hearing 'somewhere else', Si Zhai thought of something else, took out the brocade cassock from the mustard space, but took it back reluctantly after seeing the special effect of blinding the dog's eyes .
Then he looked at Tang Seng.
Tang Seng shivered from Si Zhai's malicious gaze: "What...what are you doing?"
Si Zhai with burning eyes: "Peng Ci, Ah Bu, I need to find someone."
Then the three of them arrived at Heifeng Mountain.
Si Zhai threw the bundled and packed Tang Seng directly into the Black Wind Cave, and then yelled: "Monster, return my master, or I will smash your place to pieces!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a black bear spirit... Nima, why is it a panda! ?
The panda standing upright held a bamboo shoot in one paw and licked Tang Seng in the other hand, threw him out, and said with a look of distaste: "Can you please stop littering!" Back to the cave.
Tang Seng: Hello, I am the garbage you threw, please sign for it.
Si Zhai: ...
#小波, I’m not the master, I don’t work hard, it’s really a monster who is too weak#
#我Just a few hundred years in advance to learn from the scriptures, how can the painting style of Journey to the West become so wonderful#
…………
The matter between Guanyinyuan and the Black Bear Spirit has come to an end, although the cassock and tin staff have not been seen to play any role from the beginning to the end.
#雯肤和银板: Blame us#
Si Zhai and his party are heading to the backcountry these few days, and there is a trend of getting more and more deserted.
Tang Seng was afraid that Si Zhai would come to the Bandit Group and Jungle Yuhu again, so he asked, "Wukong, why do we go to places that are sparsely populated these days?"
Si Zhai put his hand on his forehead and looked into the distance. He could vaguely see a high mountain appearing on the horizon. He said absent-mindedly, "Find a thug."
"Hit... thugs?" Tang Seng looked at the waist-length weeds around him, frowned and said, "There are still thugs in this place?" That must be a monster!
Si Zhai shook his head, pointing to the high mountain in the distance: "The thugs are there!"
Tang Seng followed Si Zhai's direction, saw the high mountain, and couldn't help wondering: "What kind of mountain is that?"
"Fuling Mountain!" Si Zhai added after speaking: "Fuling Mountain Yunzhan Cave, the person in the cave is our target this time."
Tang Seng was a little scared: "Go to the cave again." This unlucky apprentice won't throw him into the monster cave again with his brain twitching.
Tang Seng looked at Si Zhai cautiously: "That thug is..." Isn't it a monster?
"He's one of the four sages of the North Pole, the canopy marshal in charge of the Tianhe [-] navy!" Si Zhai said with a strange smile on his face, "Of course, that was just his previous life. Zhu Bajie!"
(End of this chapter)
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