Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 197 The next road

World fruit?

world Tree?
Forget it!The baby is finally watered by the gardeners of the motherland, and he believes that the earth is round, there is no god in the world, and the universe is endless...

Now you tell me, our world is actually a tree, or a fruit tree that can bear fruit?
The outlook on life and the world are subverted in an instant!

Si Zhai sat on the same spot, thinking in a daze, "Who am I, where am I from, why am I alive, why is life born, why is life happy, why is death so painful, what is the meaning of living?" '

Five minutes later, Si Zhai's expression showed a sense of enlightenment.

That's right, it's not bad for a manager of an adult toy store to think about the meaning of life for 5 minutes, or it's incredible for him to think about this question.

The result of Si Zhai's thinking: He is Si Zhai, from Room 6, Building 502, Yujingjiayuan. The meaning of his life is to draw books and teach young women how to use adult sex products.

Why is life born?
This problem is a bit complicated. The philosophical perspective Si Zhai really can't think of it. He can only apply a sentence that his dad once said: "You Lao Tzu, I impulsive you, mom, and then you and mom are playing me. Finally, I gave birth to you willingly."

From a realistic point of view, the birth of life is so real and passive. The father and mother of every life will not ask "do you want to give birth" when giving birth.

It will only appear that after many years, the child will question the parents: Why did you give birth to me!
Then the parents would pick their nostrils and answer him, like something:
"On impulse, I gave birth to you accidentally, why don't you go back?"

"At that time, I thought you were a boy/girl, that's why I gave birth to you. Alas, I also regretted giving birth to you."

"Of course it's for maternity leave!"

"Of course I'm squatting at home for the sake of integrity!"

"I heard that Ou*pai will grow bigger after giving birth, so I gave birth."

So, don't delve into why life was born, the answer you get will only make you want to cry.

As an intelligent life, the only thing that can be decided is how to live. In literature, it is called the meaning of living.

The meaning of Si Zhai's life is to be a diligent gardener, trying to cultivate poisonous tongues like Ye Ling, selling his books all over the world, and striving to become the new world's dirty demon king in his lifetime.

After trying to understand these problems, Si Zhai's mind cleared up a lot. After arranging his train of thought, it was like this: I want to go out and draw a book!Selling Adult Supplies! → In order for someone to buy it, the world tree cannot be destroyed! → So I have to destroy the world!

Conclusion: Continue to destroy the world!
According to what Xiaopo said before, if he continues to perform the task, he has to operate it manually, and the main prop is the light ball in front of him.

Do you communicate with consciousness...

Si Zhai touched his chin, put his hand on the light ball, and slowly explored the light ball with his consciousness.

The moment Si Zhai's consciousness touched the ball of light, the ball of light suddenly brightened, and a translucent screen suddenly appeared above the ball of light.

Seeing that screen, Si Zhai was taken aback for a moment, he remembered this screen, it was the thing he saw Xiao Po messing with at that time.

The screen was still full of strange words that he didn't recognize. At that time, Xiao Po said that he was using this stuff to check the status of the fruit.

Now after Xiao Po's explanation, he understands that the fruits that Xiao Po was talking about at that time are worlds one by one.

It's just that I don't know these words, how to operate?Then communicate with consciousness?
Si Zhai checked his consciousness again with some doubts, and the strange characters on the screen were suddenly distorted, turning into small light spots, and then quickly combined into a tree of light—the World Tree!

This world tree is different from the one that Xiao Po showed Si Zhai, the trunk looks a bit shriveled, the luster is gray, and the branches are full of fruits, many of which are as big as basketballs, but they haven’t fallen yet. This kind of fruit is very bright, like little suns.

Si Zhai guessed that this should be the fruit world transformed by Tiandao.

Si Zhai tried to use his consciousness to send a signal to the screen: time travel!
no response.

Si Zhai thought for a while, then said: "Grow fruit!"

There is a reaction this time, a neat page of fruits appeared on the screen of 'Swipe, Swipe', and the number of pages below shows that there are 4 more pages. These fruits are not as big as those transformed by Tiandao, but they are also very bright. Look I have accumulated a lot of luck in the past.

Si Zhai said again: "Bad fruit!"

Another page of dark-colored fruits appeared on the screen.

"Hmm... the fruit of heaven!"

no response.

Si Zhai scratched his head, and said again: "The fruit of the transformation of the Dao of Heaven!"

Those blinding 'little suns' flashed on the screen.

Si Zhai poked those 'little suns' with his hand, and his hand went straight through, not the touch screen as he thought.

Si Zhai focused on a fruit, and said: "Traveling!"

no response.

Si Zhai frowned, and carefully thought about the details of the time travel in the past. Suddenly, Si Zhai's eyes lit up and he said, "Random time travel!"

During Journey to the West, Si Zhai asked her why she sent him to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. At that time, she said it was random, but combined with the fact that she traveled to Marvel, a world most likely to be blocked by the way of heaven, it might really be random.

Sure enough, as soon as Si Zhai finished speaking, a line of words appeared on the screen: After the transformation of the Heavenly Dao, the fruit world will travel randomly. Do you want to activate it?
Si Zhai hurriedly said: "Don't activate, don't activate!"

He didn't dare to wander around the world of heaven anymore, that guy couldn't fight at all!
Si Zhai re-tuned to the 'Fruit' page, and said: "Random time travel!"

Words appeared on the screen: Fruit world random travel, do you want to start?

"start up!"

"Please host, get ready, the countdown to crossing starts, 10, 9, 8,..."

At the moment when the countdown ended, white light suddenly lit up, covering Si Zhai inside...

……

……

After an unknown amount of time, Si Zhai woke up slowly, and then he saw a man's mouth getting closer and closer, Si Zhai instantly got goosebumps all over his body, and swung it with an uppercut.

"Ooooooooo!!!"

The man clutched his chin and jumped aside, screaming inarticulately, it seemed that he bit his tongue.

"puff!"

There was silence for a while, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter.

"No, I laughed to death!"

"Little girl, it's over!"

"No, no, if it were me, I suddenly woke up and saw someone trying to kiss me, and I would fight back."

Si Zhai frowned, only then did he see a group of people not far above his head.

Si Zhai sat up first, he is now on a beach, not far from the sea, judging from the wet feeling from his body and the uncomfortable feeling of fullness in his stomach, the owner of this body is probably drowning , The man just now should have given him artificial respiration.

Si Zhai silently said in his heart: Brother, I am sincerely sorry.

(End of this chapter)