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Chapter 20 Fishing Sand Monks
Speaking of who Tang Seng had the most hatred against in Journey to the West, it wasn't his bandit stepfather, but the master of Liusha River.That foodie likes to eat people, especially the villain of Jin Chanzi's reincarnation card. After eating, he is reluctant to string together the skull of Jin Chanzi's reincarnation card to play with.

Then Si Zhai tied up Master Tang and hung him on the golden cudgel.

Tang Seng stared tremblingly at the turbulent river below, and swallowed: "Wu...Wukong...this...what is this for!?"

Si Zhai is holding a stretched golden cudgel in both hands, like an old god holding a fishing rod: "Catch monsters!"

"No!! I'm still young, I don't want to die yet! You dead monkey, I'm a ghost..."

Si Zhai picked out his ears, nodded to Tang Seng Lingkong, and his voice stopped abruptly.

"Why are you making so much noise! ​​You can't beat me as a human being, and you still want to be a ghost?"

After waiting for a while, a change finally appeared in the river.I saw that the already turbulent river was tumbling even more violently, like a wave of boiling water—something was about to come out.

Si Zhai gave Zhu Bajie who was lying in ambush by the river a look, and Zhu Bajie nodded.

bump! !

The surface of the river suddenly exploded with spray seven or eight feet high, and a figure jumped out of the spray, pointing directly at Tang Seng.

"Bajie do it!"

With a roar, Si Zhai controlled the golden cudgel to shorten rapidly, but the figure still followed the bait Tang Seng closely.

Zhu Bajie by the river jumped out when Si Zhai yelled, but instead of chasing the figure, he blew air at the Liusha River—blue-white cold air, and the surface of the river creaked and formed quickly. Ice comes.

When the man was about to bite Tang Seng, Si Zhai finally grabbed Tang Seng, but he fainted from fright.Si Zhai felt that Master Tang would probably have a heart attack if he frightened all the way to Xitian.

Si Zhai handed Tang Seng to Xiao Bailong, and looked at the person opposite.

The red exploding head, the blue-black face made those eyes look like ghosts at night, and with the skull hanging around his neck, the whole person looked ghostly.

Sha Wujing, the general of rolling shutters!

"Give...he...to...me...to eat..." Sha Wujing looked straight at Tang Seng in Xiaobailong's hand, with a difficult voice, as if he hadn't spoken for a long time.

Looking at his appearance, Si Zhai can guess that he is quite close to each other.

In Journey to the West, Drifting broke a broken glass lamp at the Peach Festival.The Jade Emperor felt that it was embarrassing for his personal bodyguard to embarrass himself like this on his wife's birthday.So when he lost his temper, he beat Drifting eight hundred sticks and demoted him, and then sent hundreds of flying swords every seven days to stab him in the ribs.

Who can stand such an interpolation method!

Looking at Drifting's state, although he is not completely insane, he is not far from a psychopath. No wonder he wears a skull to play every day.

Si Zhai hooked his fingers at Drifting Monk: "If you hit me, I'll give him to you to eat!"

The Drifting stared at him blankly, then picked up his treasure staff and hit him.

These fools!

Si Zhai raised his stick to support him, and with a deft movement of his arms, he flicked Drifting aside, and immediately chased after him.Drifting immediately blocked it with a horizontal staff.

Deng Deng Deng!
Drifting only felt a strong force coming from his arms, and he couldn't help but retreated a dozen steps.Although Drifting was a bit stupid at this time, his danger instinct was still very strong. He felt that the monkey couldn't beat him by himself, so he turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Then Si Zhai followed him like an old god, until Drifting was stunned at the sight of the frozen river, and then he yelled: "Brother Zhu, fuck the copycat!"

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Dangdangdang!

Si Zhai took the mechanical tool transformed from the golden cudgel, and quickly processed several scraps of iron.These scraps of iron are not ordinary iron, but the tight hoop that was bitten by the Holy Mother.Although it is not as powerful as before, most of the power of the spell is still there.

After a long while, Si Zhai came over with something like a mouth-binding ball commonly seen in adult goods stores, and winked at Zhu Bajie: "Brother Zhu, do you want to try it?"

Looking at the ball with the iron rope, although he didn't know what it was, Zhu Bajie felt a chill, and said in disgust, "Go away, take it aside!"

Si Zhai smiled obscenely, and didn't think it was disobedient. He slowly squatted down and looked at the Drifting Monk who was beaten into the ground by him and Zhu Bajie: "Hey, this is the greatest work after I learned the god-level mechanism. You have to taste it~~"

"You... woo! I... let you go... woo!" Even though he was a little stupid, Drifting instinctively bristled when he saw the thing, and kept shaking his head and refused to cooperate.

But his whole body was left with a red head still on the ground, so how could he manage to beat Si Zhai, and in the end Si Zhai held his head down, opened his mouth and put it on.

"Woo! Woooo!" Drifting turned his tongue vigorously and pushed the ball out of his mouth, but a strange force kept hindering him.

"Hey! It's just the right size!" Si Zhai pulled Drifting Monk out of the soil, patting the soil for him, and looked at it, very satisfied with his work.

Xiaopo in the space has already covered his flushed face: It feels like he has followed a master who is extremely filthy...

Xiaobailong: Why do you feel a sense of balance when you look at this guy?
Drifting: "Woooooooooooooo!"

"You want me to take it down for you?" Si Zhai shook his head: "That's not okay, what if you are so hungry that you eat Master Tang, then I'm at a big loss!"

"Woooo!"

Si Zhai spread his hands: "No, no, you are too dangerous, and your IQ is not above the line, so I can't trust you!"

"Wow!"

"Ah, it's not like this for the rest of my life, come and get a scripture with me, and I'll get rid of this thing after you get it! Then you can eat whatever you want!"

"Woooo!" Drifting nodded like a child.

Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie: ...So how did you understand what he was saying?
Finally assembled the group of five to learn Buddhist scriptures, Si Zhai stretched and let out a foul breath.In fact, when he first came to this world, he had the idea that everyone was an NPC, and he had to complete the mission and return to modern times.But as he came into contact with more and more people, he also gradually discovered that this is not a virtual world. The people here are very real, flesh and blood, and have emotions.

He still wants to go back to the original world, but at least, this world, friends during this time, hope to give them a good result...

"Master, you are being hypocritical again!" Xiao Po came out out of season to spoil the atmosphere.

Si Zhai raised his head: "What do you know! This is called a man's romance!"

Xiao Po said with a blank face: "Oh, yes, the romance of five big men is gratifying, congratulations, gratification and congratulations."

"Xiao Po, do you not love me anymore? Why do you always run on the master recently? Master, I am so sad~~"

Xiao Po crossed his arms, Xing Shi asked, "Hmph, you didn't ask for it yourself! I thought you could be more honest when the violent woman left, but who would have thought that you would hook up with men everywhere again, you are a big carrot, hmph!"

"..." Si Zhai said weakly: "Xiao Po, master, I am a straight man, I really don't like men! I like women, women! Ah, of course, I have no idea about young girls like you After all, I don't like mediocre sizes, so don't worry..."

KO!

The soul body Si Zhai was sunk...

(End of this chapter)