Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 3

"Master... Master, we... Is it not good for us to do this?"

"Hey, those who are lonely and widowed in poor mountains and remote areas can only do this kind of thing!"

"But...but I'm still a child..."

"It's okay, I just like playing with children."

"...Then, it's my first time...Please give me your advice..."

"Well, my technique is very good!"

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"Well, Xiaopo, that yellow tank is me, don't shoot at the yellow tank just when you get nervous."

"Oh, that eagle, that thing is the headquarters... Wait! When did you blast through the wall of the headquarters, Xiaopo! Stop! Stop bombing!"

"It's just a game, don't be so nervous."

"...You still shoot at me."

two weeks later.

"Ah, I finally cleared the level. It's the first time I think tanks are so difficult to play..."

Si Zhai was lying on his back in the system space, feeling that his soul strength had increased by leaps and bounds in the past two weeks.Sure enough, people only grow through setbacks.

"As expected... It's really because Xiao Po is slowing down, huh..." Xiao Po rubbed the corner of his clothes, his mouth was pursed, and the corners of his eyes were filled with tears.

Si Zhai waved his hand: "No, I just like to challenge the limit!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Ah, sorry, I'm not very good at comforting people."

……

An hour later, Si Zhai led Xiao Nizi to play Contra again.

Although Xiao Nizi still looked cautious, she could still see that she was quite happy.

"Master, shall we play games every day for the next 490 years?" Xiao Po asked while staring at the screen nervously.

"No, watch anime too." Si Zhai manipulated the characters, clearing out the turrets and small soldiers along the way like taking a walk in the courtyard, and then waited for the little broken characters to catch up.

"Don't you want to read Monkey King's memory? Ah!" Xiao Po's character disappeared into the water as the iron bridge disappeared, and the frightened little girl exclaimed.

"No, I've been watching it for 10 years, just memorize the key characters and the world map that will be used later in Journey to the West. Be careful, this stuff is about to get bigger!" Si Zhai said to the boss of this level, a long-haired Two dragon-head statues with thick tentacles fired a few shots, and quickly moved to avoid the boss's big move.

"Woo, again...died again..." Xiao Po wanted to cry without tears as he watched his character being hit by shells, and then rushed to the street.

Staring at the screen, Si Zhai comforted him, "It's okay, I'll just get used to it."

Xiao Po clenched his little hand and beat it: "Master is bad!"

"Hey." Si Zhai grinned.

"Master... don't you want to learn the skills of Monkey King?" Xiao Po suddenly stopped, a little worried.

Si Zhai was still staring at the screen, but replied calmly: "I have learned it all. Monkey Master has only learned this for less than 6 years. I have been watching it for ten years, and I have already mastered it. And the skills that need to be learned are only those two. ——72 Changes and Somersaulting Clouds, as long as one of the changes in 72 Changes is learned, all other changes will be mastered, and even Somersaulting Clouds are not that difficult.”

"Master is so smart, I thought you were watching and playing every day!"

Xiao Po stopped playing games, and just floated in the air with his face in his hands and focused on Si Zhai playing games.However, due to the two-player mode, Xiao Po's character does not move, and Si Zhai can't move forward by himself, so he has to press the pause button and put the handle aside.

Si Zhai lay back on the ground, with his hands behind his head, and said slowly: "In the beginning, I was just watching and playing, but watching it made me feel uncomfortable, so I didn't want to watch it. Well, don't feel aggrieved." , not angry, just uncomfortable. Monkey Lord lived a wonderful life in this life, but Heavenly Court and Tathagata did not do anything wrong. Darkness, injustice, reality is reality, and only the strong can control reality and make their own rules. Although some rules are really inhumane and hypocritical, they are not as strong as others. If you want to live, you have to bow your head and be obedient Just like when that lady Guanyin pinched my head, what dare I say! But even though I know this truth, I still don’t want to watch it. A person’s life is too heavy. Only the person concerned can afford it, and no one else can afford it! Therefore, Monkey King is Monkey King, and I am me. For the rest of the road, let’s go according to my own way. And... this Monkey Lord is not as tall as Like a big child, if you give a candy, you will be happy, if you don't give it to him, he will grab it, I don't live like this, it's too cheap!"

"Um, I don't quite understand..." Xiao Po scratched his head and looked at Si Zhai innocently: "Sun Wukong is just like Xiao Po? Is he not growing up?"

Si Zhai stretched out a finger, rubbed Xiao Po's small head, and said with a smile, "No, Xiao Po is smarter than Monkey Master, Monkey Master is too stupid!"

"Hey!" Xiao Po lowered his head in embarrassment, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Hey, let's not talk about such nonsense!" Si Zhai sat up stiffly: "After finishing this level, watch anime!"

"Ok!"

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"Huh? Why is it a monkey demon?"

Outside at dawn, a young man with red lips and white teeth walked in completely ignoring the barrier of the Buddhist barrier.But when he saw the monkey monster at the bottom of the mountain, he frowned.But after thinking about it, he couldn't figure out why, so he just yelled, "Hey, monkey! Monkey!"

Xiao Po, who was watching "Listen to Dad" with Si Zhai in the system space, let out a "huh", then looked up at Si Zhai: "Master, there are people outside."

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"Damn it, as soon as I came out, I saw the dead man!" Si Zhai compared the handsome young man in front of him with himself in the 21st century, and immediately felt the urge to burn this dead man to death on behalf of the big FFF group.

The Buddhist enchantment of Wuxing Mountain is not accessible to ordinary people, and those who have the ability to enter do not want to offend the Tathagata.So in all these years, except for the Guanyin he met when he first came here, he really hadn't seen anyone else.

Thinking that he might be able to fool the person in front of him into tearing up the six-character mantra post of Tathagata Buddha, even though he really wanted to punch that face, Si Zhai still said in a harmonious voice, "You are?"

The boy raised his head and looked down at Si Zhai with his nostrils: "You don't care who I am! Just tell me, is this Xishan Mountain or not!"

"Hey, looking at Wen Wen's quietness, I didn't expect to have such a bad temper! This duplicity-dressed beast! By the way, which mountain is Xiyue?"

Si Zhai said in a friendly voice, "I've spent so many years under this mountain that I can't remember clearly. Can you be more specific? For example, the name of the mountain, the name of the place, the name of the baby, People's names, river names, sea names..." Barabara.

"That's enough! Just tell me if this is Huashan Mountain, where the Three Virgins are pressed!" The young man said impatiently.

Si Zhai was dumbfounded after the young man said this, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. He looked at the young man in disbelief:

"You are Liu Chenxiang!?"

　PS: Regarding the appearance of Chen Xiang, I will explain it later; and what, the scumbag author has a lot of brains, sometimes please don't be too serious, it will vomit blood and hurt your body.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)