Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 41

On the sixth day after Si Zhai came back, his online shop was not open these days because the computer was occupied by Sanshengmu.

Si Zhai taught her how to use a computer the next day, and then she became obsessed with the computer world and could not extricate herself from it. The entertainment culture of the modern world can bring a god down to this point. Si Zhai feels quite proud, even though this god is quite depraved.

Wearing an apron, Si Zhai served two large plates of fried rice with eggs. He has been learning how to cook these days when he has nothing to do, and so far he has only learned fried rice with eggs.

"Hey, it's time to eat, stop playing!" At this time, Si Zhai was like a father who told his child to go home for dinner.

But the "naughty daughter" San ShengMu turned a deaf ear to it, because she was watching a mosaic movie with earphones on, with a smirk dripping from the corner of her mouth.

Si Zhai unplugged the power with a blank face.

Three Madonnas smiling face...

Three Madonnas smiling face...

ah ah ah ah -

Three Madonnas Version Scream Oil Painting...

Sanshengmu sat at the table obediently and ate, picked up a chopstick of egg fried rice and chewed, pouted: "It's so unpalatable..."

"Shut up the rice worm." Si Zhai also ate to make do, the oil was too low, and it tasted raw, and his cooking skills needed to be improved.

"I said you, I teach you how to use a computer so that you can quickly learn the common sense of the world, not to let you watch things that are not suitable for children all day!" Fang Hua set the wedding of the two on the next day. In the middle of the month, Sanshengmu only had one month to understand the world, so Si Zhai had to be anxious.

Sanshengmu put down her chopsticks after eating half of the plate, her buttocks twisted and twisted dishonestly, she kept looking towards her room (computer), and said absent-mindedly: "Ah, I know, I know. "

Si Zhai's forehead throbbed with blue veins: "Know what! Do you know what's going on with TV? Do you know what the 'iron bug' you're talking about? Do you know why the lights are on?"

"Yeah, I know, I know!" San ShengMu still sneaked a peek at it, and at the same time replied absent-mindedly: "Isn't TV just that, a machine that can receive electrical signals and convert them into images, right? The reason why it is colored is because it uses the principle of the three primary colors of red, green and blue, and relies on the picture tube to form light spots on the fluorescent screen, and then these colored light spots are combined into an image. The reason why it can run is because of the energy source of electricity. , it is the same as the energy source of the lamp, but the reason why the lamp is bright is not only the reason of electricity, but also the existence of tungsten wire and inert gas. The tungsten wire will be heated to a super high temperature when the current passes through it. It will emit strong light. But now a kind of energy-saving lamp called LED lamp is popular. Its core is a wafer composed of p-type semiconductor and n-type semiconductor. But anyway, the key is electricity. At first I thought yours here Electricity is the energy that induces the catastrophe, but it doesn't seem to be the case. It is generated by a man named Faraday who discovered electromagnetic induction. Iron Bug', it is called a car, the mechanical principle is a piston..."

#Wait, what are you talking about, why can't I understand from the beginning#
#This feeling of listening to heavenly scriptures... Am I being shown off by an ancient girl? Am I really so stupid? #
#啊呵啊，This Nima is too bad, isn’t this brain transformed by Xiaopo#
Si Zhai coughed pretendingly: "Ahem, I've mastered it pretty well, but I have to keep working hard!"

Sanshengmu nodded honestly: "Okay, okay, I will spend half an hour every day studying, so what... can I play computer?"
Si Zhai said with a serious face: "Go, but remember to go to bed early!"

"Yeah, yum!" San ShengMu ran back to the room in a hurry.

Si Zhai: ... As a child who used to study hard, I suddenly feel very tired.

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On the eighth day after I came back, one was pressure from my mother, and the other was that the Three Virgins occupied the computer all day long and the online store couldn't open.In the end, Si Zhai found a school for San Shengmu, named Hope Primary School, but Si Zhai felt that if San Sheng Mu was put in, the place would probably become a hopeless primary school. It was too disappointing to have a person next to him who was eating, drinking and having fun. Desperate.

In order to avoid this situation of crushing the flowers of the motherland, Si Zhai found some connections and directly asked Sanshengmu to start from the third grade (Sanshengmu's loli status is about 6 years old), because this guy is unexpectedly an English idiot , English proficiency is limited to the level of knowing 26 English letters.

San ShengMu separated from the computer is like a fish out of water... San ShengMu fell ill again after seeing the light.In order for Sanshengmu to go to school honestly, Si Zhai, like every modern parent, made a series of unequal treaties, such as eating an extra pack of instant noodles every day, playing computer games for three more hours, and giving her a bath... Sorry, don't call the police!No last one!
Si Zhai took out from the closet the black short sleeves with gold silk trim and khaki slacks that he hadn't worn since he bought them, and put them on.I took the expired pomade that I hadn't used since I bought it, and I straightened my hair, and put on the non-prescribing black-rimmed plain glasses. Suddenly, my whole style changed, and I felt quite refined and beastly.

Sanshengmu didn't need to dress up very much, even if she was wearing a small red and white school uniform, she was blinded by her own beauty effect.

However, Si Zhai still gave her a one-piece suit similar to a tights. This dress looks like it is made of gold thread, and it feels very soft.

Sanshengmu put on this dress and touched it curiously: "Is this made of gold, but... why is it so soft? It's so unscientific!"

Well, a most unscientific person is here lecturing me about science...

Si Zhai said: "You will wear this dress next to your body from now on...you pull the thread protruding from your right wrist."

Sanshengmu pulled it according to her words...

"This...what's going on here!?"

Numerous golden spikes protruded from the golden clothes on San Shengma's body, and the 20 cm long spikes shone with sharp golden light, which made people shudder.

"This is the 'Porcupine' No. [-] I made with the nano-alloy wire I got from my mother, combined with organ techniques and some modern technology. It can be changed in size and size just like your clothes when transforming, and it can also prevent you from falling in size." Ordinary bullets and swords. As long as you pull the thread, it will become a murderous weapon like it is now. If you meet some pervert at school, or if there is any strange teacher who touches you, don't care about life and death, just pull the thread! "

Sanshengmu said with a dry smile: "Well... I think that if I become an adult directly, no one can beat me, so I can't be so... cruel..." Boyfriend has a snake mental illness from time to time and swells! ?

Si Zhai dissatisfied: "How can it be done, if you transform in front of others, won't you be taken away as an alien creature!"

If I wear this outfit and turn into a hedgehog, I will be captured! ! !
In the end, San ShengMu still wore Porcupine One under her school uniform, because she was afraid that if she didn't agree, this snake spirit would come up with even scarier tricks. Maybe he was in class, and this guy suddenly wanted to go to her classroom Throw a grenade or something.

It was no surprise that Si Zhai received a lot of compliments after sending Sanshengmu to school, such as "Your daughter is so cute", "Your daughter doesn't look like you at all", "Is it Xi's father?" of.

Si Zhai returned home with mixed feelings, thinking about the way he got along with Sanshengmu, he was happy to be a father, right?

(End of this chapter)