Bamboo horse loves green plum

Chapter 49

About Zhou Zhan's "Change One"

When Gao Yukai's newlywed life was prosperous, Zhou Zhan was not so lucky. He finally met the girl he really liked, but was disgusted by her!

After all kinds of pursuits were fruitless, Zhou Zhan called his good buddy Gao Yukai to complain, his voice was low: "Brother, you said that if men change one? Will it still work?"

In the first three months of my wife's pregnancy, a certain person has not eaten meat for a long time, and he is not in a good mood because of his desire and dissatisfaction. "What for another one? Explain clearly!"

"Besides that one, what else can a man have?"

After thinking for a while, Gao Yukai said very pertinently: "As far as I know, there is no such technology at present, and even if there is, it will be useless, but if you want to change gender, I can help you book a ticket to go to Thailand." Air tickets."

Zhou Zhan: "Get out... I won't have a brother like you in the future."

"I told you earlier, don't be promiscuous. Seeing that I have a wife and children now, you see that your retribution is coming!" Mou Gao, who is dissatisfied with desires, really has a bad temper!

"I was wrong...Brother, just tell me! You have experience in devotion, can I beg you?" Zhou Zhan regretted it at the beginning!

"Don't you always wear a condom?"

"Well... so what?"

"I don't know...I went to bed with my wife."

"Go away! You are a wife slave!"

"Pfft...you can laugh at me when you have a wife. People without wives are not qualified."

Snapped!The phone hung up... Zhou Zhan was thinking hard on the phone, wearing a condom every time, then... he finally understood! ! !Wife or something won't be too far away, hahaha...

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu
In September, when Xiao Yi was more than two years old, Wu Dongyan and Gao Yukai felt that although it was a little early to send him to kindergarten at this time, it would be a little later next year, so Xiao Yi is now in the small class of kindergarten. students.

Xiao Yi has been very smart since he was a child, and he seldom has a teacher to take care of him. He can usually do his own things by himself, and he can also help the children around him.

Therefore, Xiao Yi is very popular in the kindergarten. The children love to play with him, especially the little girls. They think this child is good-looking and capable, so they rush to sit next to Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi doesn't like these little girls who are always clinging to him. He frowns every time, thinking that his little sister Xiao Wu is the cutest. It would be really great if she could take her to school with her.

After Xiao Yi was three years old, he felt more and more that Xiao Wu's sister was extremely cute. Every weekend, he pestered his mother to take him to Aunt Yu's house.

Several times when Xiao Yi saw Xiao Wu's sister kissing her mother with her pouty mouth, he really wanted her sister to kiss him like this, but felt embarrassed.

After his mother and Aunt Yu entered the kitchen, Xiao Yi moved in front of Xiao Wu, patted his little sister Xiao Wu, and said, "Sister Xiao Wu, kiss..."

Xiao Yi leaned his face closer, looking expectantly at his little sister Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu blinked her big round eyes, blowing small bubbles in her mouth, her fleshy little mouth was wet and covered with saliva, and kissed Xiao Yi's face with a "ba chi".

Xiao Yi stretched out his hand to touch the saliva on his face... thinking that Xiao Wu's sister would spit on herself when she kissed her... So, when Xiao Yi also kissed Xiao Wu's face... …

With a flutter of excitement, Xiao Wu threw Xiao Yi down on the floor...

When Wu Dongyan and Yu You heard the voice and came out of the kitchen, they saw Xiao Yi being pushed down by Xiao Wu, his face covered with sticky saliva...

(End of this chapter)