The Dumb Husband of the Pirate Queen

Chapter 189 Terrible Cooking
"Yanyan." Zuoqiu Yimin looked at Shi Fangyan with a turbulent expression on his face, making Shi Fangyan ablaze, and really wanted to beat him up hard.

However, Shi Fangyan didn't say anything, just looked at him coldly, no matter whether he was blackened or his real face, now, she didn't want to know.

"Yanyan, don't be angry." Zuoqiu Yimin rubbed against Shi Fangyan's face, that coquettish manner was completely different from the previous one.

Shi Fangyan twitched the corner of her mouth, and looked at the guy in front of her. If he hadn't been in front of her all the time, she really wouldn't have recognized him, and she couldn't see that Zuoqiu Yimin had this transformation function.

"I'm hungry." Just now, she said she wanted to catch grilled fish, but then, this... happened. Now, she is hungry.

"Yanyan, I'll make it for you right away!" Zuoqiu Yimin hurriedly went to cook for Shi Fangyan. He looked like a wife slave than a wife slave...

"Remember, I want to eat meat!!" Shi Fanyan yelled from behind, she knew that Zuoqiu Yimin didn't eat meat, but she liked everything.

So, whether Zuoqiu Yimin likes it or not, she wants to eat it.

On the top of the back mountain, in the elegant cabin, Zuoqiu Yimin was wearing an apron and holding a spatula in his hand, but it did not damage his noble and elegant temperament.

Coupled with his slender figure, even if he is doing such a down-to-earth job as cooking and cooking, he is still as handsome as the figure of a misty banished fairy above the Nine Palaces.

"Come on, Yanyan, the last dish is here, let's eat!"

Seeing the dishes on the table, Shi Fangyan frowned so much that Goshawk was almost pinched to death!
"Are you hungry? Come here, eat quickly! Eat quickly!" Zuoqiu Yimin happily handed the chopsticks to Shi Fangyan's hand.

Shi Fangyan glanced at the dishes on the table, then at Zuoqiu Yimin, who was obviously smiling happily, and then picked up a black mass on the plate, which was so black that its shape could no longer be seen, and asked, "What is this?"

Zuoqiu Yimin racked his brains to think about it, but he was not sure: "Should it be sweet and sour pork ribs?"

Yanyan said, she wants to eat meat!

Eat meat eat meat eat meat! !Important things are emphasized three times.

Shi Fangyan glanced suspiciously, then poked with chopsticks, "Where's the bone?"

"Bones?" Zuoqiu Yimin didn't understand, "Sweet and sour pork ribs still have bones?"

Shi Fangyan frowned and was speechless. This is how unrealistic fireworks are, and why he is so idiot about life skills to such an extent.

Zuoqiu Yimin saw that Shi Fangyan seemed a little reluctant to eat sweet and sour pork ribs, so he put a piece of green vegetables for her, "Eat this, green vegetables, it's appetizing."

Shi Fangyan squinted his eyes, flipping the black and charred unknown objects in the bowl, "Are you sure this is green vegetables? Shouldn't green vegetables be green?!"

"Hey! You don't know that." Zuoqiu Yimin looked knowledgeable, "Some vegetables are not green. Come on, eat more, eat more, you will grow taller if you eat vegetables..."

Then I put another big lump into the teacher's visit cigarette bowl.

Shi Fangyan really couldn't hold back his enthusiasm, with a tangled face, he raised his chopsticks with a determination to rush to the execution ground.

Zuoqiu Yimin's bright smile didn't diminish at all, and he looked forward to it triumphantly, "Oh, this is the first time the prince has cooked!"

Looking at his proud little face, he seems to have a sense of accomplishment!

First time... cooking?Shi Fangyan suddenly stopped chopsticks, "Well... I'm not hungry yet."

It was also the first time that Yan Yan cooked food last time, and then, she ate eighteen times in the latrine, and finally collapsed!
Zuoqiu Yimin persisted: "No! How can you gain strength if you don't eat? Come on, be good, eat more~ Come on, open your mouth, I'll feed you. Ah~"

The unpleasant burnt smell tangled his nostrils, looking at the 'Qingcai' in front of him, Shi Fanyan frowned, and hesitantly opened his mouth slightly——

"Ouch!" An overwhelming feeling of nausea struck instantly, and Shi Fang spit out smoke all over the floor!

Zuoqiu Yimin's face was full of grievances, "Is it because my cooking is too unpalatable?"

Shi Fangyan: "..." Needless to say, you can see it at a glance.

Shi Fangyan became angry, and picked up the chopsticks to poke the sweet and sour pork ribs in front of him, "Is this sweet and sour pork ribs? Idiots also know that sweet and sour pork ribs should have bones, right?"

Then he knocked on the plate of green vegetables, "Is this green vegetables? It's a mess! And this soup, it's so dark, what the hell is it?"

Zuoqiu Yimin felt guilty and moaned like a mosquito, "Yes, black-bone chicken soup... The master chef in the imperial dining room said that black-bone chicken is good for the skin, and it is good for women to eat..."

Teacher Yan stared at him: "Black-bone chicken soup? What about the chicken?"

"Oh! I'm going to get it now..." Zuoqiu Yimin hurriedly ran to the kitchen to bring out the chicken!

"Ouch!" Seeing this, Shi Fangyan almost vomited out the overnight meal.

Seeing that it was well preserved, and that it was the only material from which the original shape of the ingredients could be seen, Zuoqiu Yimin's heart that had been beaten into a mess suddenly became active, and he brought it to Shi Fangyan like a treasure.

"Yanyan, don't worry, this chicken is absolutely fresh. It was still alive and kicking when it was put into the pot. If I didn't press the lid of the pot with a stone, I wouldn't be able to control it!"

Oh my God!Are you still alive and kicking when you put it in the pot? ? ?

Did he throw a live chicken into the pot and boil it? ? ?
Dirty~Look at the tragic state of the chicken before it died, it was an injustice!
But it's no wonder that Zuoqiu Yimin is the one, because he can eat enough for his cigarettes, and then he wants to eat meat, and he has been a vegetarian since he was a child.

Moreover, although he is a monk, he is also a noble son and a disciple of the national teacher. He has never been required to do the cooking.

Therefore, Zuoqiu Yimin cooked for the first time, and even killed a living being. This was a very important change for him.

Teacher Fanyan not only did not encourage, but also hit him like this, alas, what a crime, heartbroken.

Shi Fangyan held his forehead, feeling exhausted from hunger, "Where's the food~?"

"Oh, rice!" Zuoqiu Yimin ran to the kitchen and brought out the rice.Fortunately, cooking doesn't require any skills, as long as there is no lack of water, even if it can't be cooked into a grain of white dry rice, at least it can be cooked into gruel.

Shi Fangyan immediately wanted to curse, oh, what the hell is this, do you want her to live a good life, no, she wants to protest, she wants to appeal.

As a result, of course the appeal was allowed and approval was granted. In front of Shi Fangyan, Zuoqiu Yimin had very few chances to say "no".

There was no other way, Zuoqiu Yimin had no choice but to let people prepare chariots and horses, and go to eat...

With the tall city tower as the center, there are row upon row of houses on both sides, including tea houses, restaurants, foot shops, butcher shops, temples, public houses and so on.In the store, there are silks and satins, jewelry and spices, incense paper horses and other special operations.

(End of this chapter)