Chapter 138 Shameless Anytime, Anywhere

Zuixianlou, the most prosperous restaurant in Chang'an.

No matter the relatives of the emperor or the dignitaries, they all like to eat here.

Being able to eat in Zuixianlou is not only a delicious food, but also a symbol of identity and status.

When Duan Xiaofan came to Zuixian Tower with his dog legs, the shopkeeper was even closer than seeing his own father.

Because Fan Guogong's mansion has shares in Zuixianlou.

After all, to do business in Chang'an, you have to hold your own thighs.

And Fan Guogong's thigh naturally couldn't be more suitable.

What's more, this young master of the Fan family would give a tip if he disagreed with him.

And the shot is dozens of habits.

Simply extravagant!

Especially the shop waiter, who used his dog eyes made of 100K titanium alloy to find Duan Xiaofan and others 24 meters away.

He directly dropped the guest he was taking care of, and quickly went up to him.

"Mr. Duan has not been here for a while, and he is becoming more and more heroic. Hurry up and invite him upstairs!"

The waiter instantly turned into a husky wagging his tail, not to mention how well behaved he is.

But in this way, Wangcai, Laifu and other dog legs are very upset.

Make them feel like they have been robbed of their jobs.

But Duan Xiaofan was overjoyed.

A few days after he traveled to Datang, he was dispatched to Northern Xinjiang.

He really hasn't visited the legendary prosperous Chang'an.

Seeing you today, it's really cool to be a prodigal son!

"Laifu, let's take a look!"

Duan Xiaofan said incomparably generously.

Money is a bastard, earn it after spending it.

Treating money as dung is the ideological consciousness that a qualified prodigal should have.

Laifu immediately took out a bunch of copper coins and threw them over.

The waiter in the shop hurriedly took the copper coins, and said with a smile from ear to ear: "Little Grandpa, what would you like to eat today?"

As soon as these words came out, Duan Xiaofan immediately pulled his face away.

"Is this your first time serving Lao Tzu? What's more expensive!"

"I don't eat the best, only the most expensive!"

Lying in a groove!

As soon as these words came out, the diners of Zuixianlou turned their heads to look at Duan Xiaofan.

Then, everyone shook their heads secretly.

I heard that the blood-clothed general who became famous in that battle was the young master of Duke Fan's mansion.

But seeing him now, why does he still look like that prodigal son?
His Majesty even named him the God of War in Northern Xinjiang, which really insults the name of God of War!

Or the prodigal son of Chang'an is more in line with his temperament!

"The young master of Duke Fan's mansion is here, serve the best food and wine!"

The shop clerk shouted at the back kitchen.

But before his words fell, Wangcai gave him a big mouth when he went up.

"Are you fucking deaf? What my little father-in-law said is the most expensive food and drink, not the best!"

Wangcai reprimanded angrily.

"The villain is confused, the villain deserves to die!"

The waiter got a slap in the face, but smiled instead of anger, wagging his tail and kept apologizing.

Duan Xiaofan, who had just walked up the stairs, suddenly turned his head to look at Wangcai.

Wangcai smiled foolishly and said, "My lord, the waiter's ears are stuffed with cow hair."

"come here!"

Duan Xiaofan waved at the waiter and said.

"Little Grandpa, please forgive me, please forgive me!"

The waiter in the shop was scared out of his wits in an instant, and begged while covering his face.

"This bastard slapped you just now, go and pay it back now."

Duan Xiaofan pointed to Wangcai and said.

As soon as these words came out, the diners downstairs were momentarily taken aback.

Which song did this prodigal son sing?
They looked at Duan Xiaofan blankly, with doubts and incomprehension written all over their faces.

Wangcai was so frightened that his body trembled, and he stammered, "Young master, I"

Without further ado, Duan Xiaofan went up and kicked Wangcai with a "boom".

Wangcai rolled down the stairs directly.

"At any rate, you are also the ones who followed Laozi to northern Xinjiang to kill Turkic offal and save the people in northern Xinjiang. Why don't you have any ideological awareness?"

"From now on, the mother-in-law is not allowed to bully the common people!"

"I've lost all my face!"

Faced with Duan Xiaofan's reprimand, Wangcai nodded repeatedly and said: "Young Lord, calm down, I understand, I understand."

Wangcai's grandson has well-developed limbs and a simple mind. He knows nothing!
But he knows his little father-in-law's ability to play tricks to death!
So he quickly put his face in front of the waiter and said, "You bastard, hit me!"

The waiter was about to cry from fright.

He looked at Duan Xiaofan timidly, then stretched out his right hand hesitantly, and gently touched Wangcai's face.

"You bitch, do you think you're going to a brothel to touch women! Hit them hard!"

Duan Xiaofan was furious immediately, he gave the waiter a hard look and said.

Seeing that the young man was angry, the waiter in the shop immediately gritted his teeth and slapped Wangcai's chubby face fiercely.

"Snapped!"

An incomparably crisp mouth sound echoed non-stop in the quiet restaurant.

Wangcai's tiger body turned around in a small circle after being beaten.

Duan Xiaofan nodded in satisfaction, and asked with a smile: "Is it cool?"

At this time, the waiter in the shop was already scared to death.

He stared at his numb palms obsessively, almost crying.

Should I say that I am happy, or answer that I am not happy!

"Remember, whoever dares to hit you in the future, you can hit me back. If the motherfucker refuses to accept it, you can let him come to me!"

Duan Xiaofan reached out and patted the shoulder of the waiter in the shop and said.

The shop Xiaoer's heart was instantly filled with deep emotion, and his eyes turned red instantly.

He glanced at Duan Xiaofan gratefully, and then a drop of disappointing tears flowed down his face.

"Listen to me, all of you. In the future, whoever dares to bully the common people again, I will break his leg and drive him out of Duanfu!"

Duan Xiaofan said to Lai Fuwangcai and other dog legs.

Laifu and other dog legs nodded repeatedly.

Wangcai clutched his burning cheeks, not daring to utter a word.

All the diners present looked at Duan Xiaofan in awe.

This made Duan Xiaofan feel secretly refreshed, and began to feel a little flustered.

Now that I am reborn as a human being, I, Duan Xiaofan, can be a prodigal son, but I absolutely cannot be a prodigal son who bullies the common people!
If you want to bully, you must also bully those dog officials!

"Master Duan, hello!"

And at this moment, a person outside the door walked in with fists in their hands.

The person who came was Cui Bin, a foreigner from the Ministry of Rites.

Behind him were Murong Lai and other envoys from Tuyuhun.

When the diners of Zuixianlou saw the Tuyuhun people, they all lowered their heads.

They had already heard that the Tuyuhun people were as difficult to mess with as the Turkic people, and they were all Te Niang's bastards!
"Brother Murong, please come inside quickly!"

Duan Xiaofan opened his arms, said and walked towards Murong Lai.

The conflict not long ago was as if it had never happened.

Those who didn't know thought the two were old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years!
The good thing about being an asshole is that you can be ashamed.

And the advantage of being a prodigal bastard is that you can be shameless anytime, anywhere!
As for Duan Xiaofan's expression and gesture, Cui Bin was instantly taken aback.

oh my god!

What happened in the end?
Why did this prodigal son change so much?

Why can't I understand it?

(End of this chapter)

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