Chapter 184
Anyway, Bragging B does not pay taxes.
Facing Li Er's trembling imperial study, Duan Xiaofan directly patted his chest and promised: When I make a lot of money, I will help you repair the palace for free.
As for the money to expand the imperial study, it's nothing!
It's all small money!
Duan Xiaofan always brags that B doesn't write drafts, he just opens his mouth.
But when Li Er heard it, he was instantly stunned.
Renovating the palace, this is what he wanted to do on the first day he took the throne!
However, the situation in the dynasty is unstable, and the Tang Dynasty is waiting to be rejuvenated.
Most importantly, no money!
But this prodigal son just opened his mouth to talk about repairing the palace, isn't this motherfucker joking?
A prodigal is a prodigal!
After a short moment of astonishment, Li Er said mockingly: "Do you know how much it costs to repair the palace?"
Duan Xiaofan turned his nostrils to the sky, and said dismissively: "It's only a few hundred thousand coins at most, it's all small money."
"Give me three years, and when I make a lot of money, I will definitely send millions of guan to your majesty, enough for your majesty to repair the palace."
Three years, 100 million sticks?
You prodigal son, you think this money is leaves, just sweep it with a broom.
Although Duan Xiaofan was outspoken, Li Er was very pleased with this kindness.
Li Er just took these words as a joke and said, "Okay, I'm waiting for you. If you don't send me 100 million guan in three years, I will take over your Duke Fan's mansion!"
Duan Xiaofan said with great wealth: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this is all small money!"
Li Er said slightly angrily: "Could it be that you are just joking with me when you enter the palace?"
100 million is small money?
Why don't you die, you prodigal son!
It’s okay to make a joke once in a while, you f*ck have been bragging to me B.
Do you think that I am a three-year-old child, so easy to deceive?
When Duan Xiaofan saw Li Er's gloomy face, he knew that the dog emperor didn't believe him.
Since you dog emperor is a poor ghost, then I won't talk about money with you.
Anyway, your structure is enough, we are not on the same level.
A million pennies is nothing, I just set a small goal and it's [-] million!
Duan Xiaofan said solemnly: "Your Majesty, this minister's entry into the palace is for the resettlement of refugees."
Li Er said slightly angrily: "At this critical moment, you actually allowed your family to beat Ren Guogong's nephew. I can't give you the position of general judge in the capital."
"I know that it was that old bastard Xiao Yu who brought people to force the palace and impeach me!"
Duan Xiaofan said lightly.
As soon as these words came out, Li Er's nose was almost crooked by anger.
Xiao Yu is not only the head of the court, but also Li Er's uncle!
Li Er immediately asked angrily: "You dare to insult the imperial court official, did you also insult me behind your back?"
As soon as these words came out, Duan Xiaofan was so scared that the tiger's body trembled.
Lying in a groove!
If this big hat is buckled down, it will kill people!
I'm really afraid of what to do!
Duan Xiaofan hurriedly bowed and said: "Your Majesty has been wronged! Your Majesty is timid, don't scare me!"
Are you timid?
You fucking dare to fight the Turkic army alone, and you dare to take the head of Jieli Khan from it.
Are you timid?
You little bastard refused to admit it, saying how many times you must have scolded me behind my back!
The more Li Er thought about it, the more angry he became, and said with a cold face: "I tell you, you have misbehaved, and this sentence cannot be passed."
"You can only be Ma Zhou's aide and let him investigate the refugee case!"
As soon as Duan Xiaofan heard this, he immediately became anxious: "Your Majesty, I don't want to be a bullshit assistant, I want to be a judge!"
The staff are nothing but officials!
Isn't this bitch embarrassing?
Absolutely can't do it!
Li Er glared at Duan Xiaofan fiercely and said: "Even if I give you an order, you will not be able to find anything after you leave Chang'an!"
The corner of Duan Xiaofan's mouth raised slightly, and he said with a smile: "As long as Your Majesty gives me something, I can do whatever I want."
Do whatever you want?
These four words made Li Er's heart "thump" immediately.
Do I still have something that allows this prodigal son to do whatever he wants?
What the hell is this thing?
Although Li Er didn't know, even if he had, he didn't want to give it to this prodigal son.
This prodigal son dares to beat people in the Duke's mansion now, if he is given something to do whatever he wants, wouldn't he be going to heaven?
Li Er pulled his face, and said very displeasedly: "What is this? I don't have such a powerful thing. Is it my throne?"
As soon as these words came out, Tongueless's legs softened and he knelt on the ground with a "plop": "Your Majesty, this kind of joke is not allowed!"
Tongueless was almost scared to pee by Li Er's words, but Duan Xiaofan showed a look of disgust.
It's not Duan Xiaofan pretending, it's because he really doesn't like Li Er's throne.
Duan Xiaofan said dismissively: "What's so good about being an emperor, you are surrounded by a group of ministers every day. If you don't get pissed off, you can also be annoyed to death."
"You can't go to the casino to ask for dice, and you can't go to Pingkangfang to touch the meat. How can there be a prodigal minister like this to have a good time."
Lying in a groove!
As soon as these words came out, Li Er instantly felt despised.
But what this little bastard said makes sense!
This prodigal son can do whatever he wants, but what about himself?
Xiao Yu blocked Lian Teniang's appointment as a judge from the capital.
What the emperor did was so frustrating!
Li Er asked slightly jealously: "What exactly do you want?"
"I want His Majesty's Shangfang sword."
As Duan Xiaofan said, he knelt down with his hands folded.
Shang Fang Sword!
Beat the emperor unconsciously, and behead the rebellious ministers below.
This is a good thing!
Li Er suddenly realized.
Why didn't I think of this miracle?
Even if Duan Xiaofan's general judgment is a parallel import, the local officials can deny it.
But this Shangfang sword represents me, do those local officials still dare to deny it?
With this Shangfang sword, this little beast can really do whatever he wants!
But Li Er hesitated: "I'll think about it again."
If Shang Fang's sword is really given to this prodigal son, who knows what he will do?
Duan Xiaofan saw that Li Er didn't want to give it, and immediately said: "Your Majesty has time to think, but do those refugees have time to wait?"
"Every hour someone is starving to death because there is no food."
"Only by holding Shang Fang's sword can I save the people!"
"I guarantee that within half a month, the problem of the refugees will be found out!"
boom!
These words deeply hurt Li Er's heart.
Duan Xiaofan was right, there are refugees dying every moment.
time is life!
Li Er said decisively: "Okay, I will give you this Shangfang sword!"
"But this thing is not trivial, so don't do anything wrong."
"The minister obeys the order!"
Duan Xiaofan suppressed the excitement in his heart and said loudly.
Li Erming Wu Tong brought Shang Fang's sword and handed it to Duan Xiaofan.
But what Li Er never expected was that he just handed Shang Fang's sword to Duan Xiaofan.
On the back foot, Duan Xiaofan took Shangfang's sword and died.
(End of this chapter)
Anyway, Bragging B does not pay taxes.
Facing Li Er's trembling imperial study, Duan Xiaofan directly patted his chest and promised: When I make a lot of money, I will help you repair the palace for free.
As for the money to expand the imperial study, it's nothing!
It's all small money!
Duan Xiaofan always brags that B doesn't write drafts, he just opens his mouth.
But when Li Er heard it, he was instantly stunned.
Renovating the palace, this is what he wanted to do on the first day he took the throne!
However, the situation in the dynasty is unstable, and the Tang Dynasty is waiting to be rejuvenated.
Most importantly, no money!
But this prodigal son just opened his mouth to talk about repairing the palace, isn't this motherfucker joking?
A prodigal is a prodigal!
After a short moment of astonishment, Li Er said mockingly: "Do you know how much it costs to repair the palace?"
Duan Xiaofan turned his nostrils to the sky, and said dismissively: "It's only a few hundred thousand coins at most, it's all small money."
"Give me three years, and when I make a lot of money, I will definitely send millions of guan to your majesty, enough for your majesty to repair the palace."
Three years, 100 million sticks?
You prodigal son, you think this money is leaves, just sweep it with a broom.
Although Duan Xiaofan was outspoken, Li Er was very pleased with this kindness.
Li Er just took these words as a joke and said, "Okay, I'm waiting for you. If you don't send me 100 million guan in three years, I will take over your Duke Fan's mansion!"
Duan Xiaofan said with great wealth: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this is all small money!"
Li Er said slightly angrily: "Could it be that you are just joking with me when you enter the palace?"
100 million is small money?
Why don't you die, you prodigal son!
It’s okay to make a joke once in a while, you f*ck have been bragging to me B.
Do you think that I am a three-year-old child, so easy to deceive?
When Duan Xiaofan saw Li Er's gloomy face, he knew that the dog emperor didn't believe him.
Since you dog emperor is a poor ghost, then I won't talk about money with you.
Anyway, your structure is enough, we are not on the same level.
A million pennies is nothing, I just set a small goal and it's [-] million!
Duan Xiaofan said solemnly: "Your Majesty, this minister's entry into the palace is for the resettlement of refugees."
Li Er said slightly angrily: "At this critical moment, you actually allowed your family to beat Ren Guogong's nephew. I can't give you the position of general judge in the capital."
"I know that it was that old bastard Xiao Yu who brought people to force the palace and impeach me!"
Duan Xiaofan said lightly.
As soon as these words came out, Li Er's nose was almost crooked by anger.
Xiao Yu is not only the head of the court, but also Li Er's uncle!
Li Er immediately asked angrily: "You dare to insult the imperial court official, did you also insult me behind your back?"
As soon as these words came out, Duan Xiaofan was so scared that the tiger's body trembled.
Lying in a groove!
If this big hat is buckled down, it will kill people!
I'm really afraid of what to do!
Duan Xiaofan hurriedly bowed and said: "Your Majesty has been wronged! Your Majesty is timid, don't scare me!"
Are you timid?
You fucking dare to fight the Turkic army alone, and you dare to take the head of Jieli Khan from it.
Are you timid?
You little bastard refused to admit it, saying how many times you must have scolded me behind my back!
The more Li Er thought about it, the more angry he became, and said with a cold face: "I tell you, you have misbehaved, and this sentence cannot be passed."
"You can only be Ma Zhou's aide and let him investigate the refugee case!"
As soon as Duan Xiaofan heard this, he immediately became anxious: "Your Majesty, I don't want to be a bullshit assistant, I want to be a judge!"
The staff are nothing but officials!
Isn't this bitch embarrassing?
Absolutely can't do it!
Li Er glared at Duan Xiaofan fiercely and said: "Even if I give you an order, you will not be able to find anything after you leave Chang'an!"
The corner of Duan Xiaofan's mouth raised slightly, and he said with a smile: "As long as Your Majesty gives me something, I can do whatever I want."
Do whatever you want?
These four words made Li Er's heart "thump" immediately.
Do I still have something that allows this prodigal son to do whatever he wants?
What the hell is this thing?
Although Li Er didn't know, even if he had, he didn't want to give it to this prodigal son.
This prodigal son dares to beat people in the Duke's mansion now, if he is given something to do whatever he wants, wouldn't he be going to heaven?
Li Er pulled his face, and said very displeasedly: "What is this? I don't have such a powerful thing. Is it my throne?"
As soon as these words came out, Tongueless's legs softened and he knelt on the ground with a "plop": "Your Majesty, this kind of joke is not allowed!"
Tongueless was almost scared to pee by Li Er's words, but Duan Xiaofan showed a look of disgust.
It's not Duan Xiaofan pretending, it's because he really doesn't like Li Er's throne.
Duan Xiaofan said dismissively: "What's so good about being an emperor, you are surrounded by a group of ministers every day. If you don't get pissed off, you can also be annoyed to death."
"You can't go to the casino to ask for dice, and you can't go to Pingkangfang to touch the meat. How can there be a prodigal minister like this to have a good time."
Lying in a groove!
As soon as these words came out, Li Er instantly felt despised.
But what this little bastard said makes sense!
This prodigal son can do whatever he wants, but what about himself?
Xiao Yu blocked Lian Teniang's appointment as a judge from the capital.
What the emperor did was so frustrating!
Li Er asked slightly jealously: "What exactly do you want?"
"I want His Majesty's Shangfang sword."
As Duan Xiaofan said, he knelt down with his hands folded.
Shang Fang Sword!
Beat the emperor unconsciously, and behead the rebellious ministers below.
This is a good thing!
Li Er suddenly realized.
Why didn't I think of this miracle?
Even if Duan Xiaofan's general judgment is a parallel import, the local officials can deny it.
But this Shangfang sword represents me, do those local officials still dare to deny it?
With this Shangfang sword, this little beast can really do whatever he wants!
But Li Er hesitated: "I'll think about it again."
If Shang Fang's sword is really given to this prodigal son, who knows what he will do?
Duan Xiaofan saw that Li Er didn't want to give it, and immediately said: "Your Majesty has time to think, but do those refugees have time to wait?"
"Every hour someone is starving to death because there is no food."
"Only by holding Shang Fang's sword can I save the people!"
"I guarantee that within half a month, the problem of the refugees will be found out!"
boom!
These words deeply hurt Li Er's heart.
Duan Xiaofan was right, there are refugees dying every moment.
time is life!
Li Er said decisively: "Okay, I will give you this Shangfang sword!"
"But this thing is not trivial, so don't do anything wrong."
"The minister obeys the order!"
Duan Xiaofan suppressed the excitement in his heart and said loudly.
Li Erming Wu Tong brought Shang Fang's sword and handed it to Duan Xiaofan.
But what Li Er never expected was that he just handed Shang Fang's sword to Duan Xiaofan.
On the back foot, Duan Xiaofan took Shangfang's sword and died.
(End of this chapter)
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