Datang: My God of War identity was exposed by the princess
Chapter 196 Kill all the dog officials in the world
Chapter 196 Kill all the dog officials in the world
Rushed into the palace and killed Li Er, the dog emperor.
This brother Li Biao is really a little bit of a huh!
Is the palace so easy to break into?
I'm afraid he was caught and beheaded by the imperial guards before he found the gate of the palace.
Although Duan Xiaofan admired Li Biao's courage, he couldn't encourage him to die!
Facing this stupid big guy, Duan Xiaofan can only persuade him in another way.
Duan Xiaofan asked with a very serious expression: "Brother Li Biao, have you ever thought about what if the current emperor doesn't know about it, but these dog officials are playing tricks?"
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was taken aback for a moment.
He really hadn't thought about this question!
After a brief shock, Li Biao asked Duan Xiaofan with great doubts: "You mean that the current emperor is not aware of it, but these dog officials are running amok and amassing money wantonly?"
Duan Xiaofan nodded and said: "That's exactly what I mean."
"Impossible!" Li Biao shook his head and said, "These dog officials are all appointed by the dog emperor, how could he not know!"
Duan Xiaofan was really speechless in the face of this stupid big boy!
With his stupid appearance, it's a miracle that he is still alive!
If he disagrees with him, he will kill the emperor. How do you think he has survived till now?
Based on the principle that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, Duan Xiaofan patiently persuaded: "As the saying goes, you know people and know their faces but don't know their hearts. In my great Tang Dynasty, there are so many officials. The emperor was in How can you manage it in the palace?"
"If the old emperor wants to exploit the common people, he can send troops to rob food, and send court officials to investigate?"
Whoops!
It seems very reasonable!
Li Biao's initial thoughts were a little shaken: "Brother, you are right. As soon as the officials sent by the court arrived, the relief food was distributed to the people. But as soon as the officials left, the county magistrate and those wealthy landowners let the people Pay the rent owed in previous years."
"The common people have no choice but to hand over the relief food to renters, and then go to Chang'an to beg!"
The more Li Biao spoke, the angrier he became, and his big fists crackled even more.
But at this moment, Duan Xiaofan slapped the table hard and said: "So, since the emperor sent officials to investigate, it means that he is not stupid!"
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was taken aback immediately.
After half the payment, he suddenly stood up: "It seems that I was deceived by the dog officer of Nakun County!"
"I'll go back to Kun County right now and kill that damn dog county magistrate!"
Lying in a groove!
This Li Biao is really a grumpy old man!
This is simply killing people at the slightest disagreement!
Duan Xiaofan didn't want him to die in vain, he quickly reached out and grabbed his arm and said, "Brother, absolutely not! If you go back to Kun County now, then the county magistrate must have taken precautions."
"I'm afraid not only will you not be able to kill that dog official, but you will also risk your own life!"
Li Biao slapped the ax at his waist hard on the table, and roared, "I'm so scared! After 18 years, I'm a good man again!"
Duan Xiaofan is about to collapse, this stupid guy really has no brains!
But he likes this kind of mindless people!
"Brother, even if you can kill that dog official, what's the use?"
"There will be a second dog officer, and a third dog officer!"
"Those wealthy landlords are still occupying the land of the people, and the people are still struggling to fill their stomachs!"
Duan Xiaofan said slowly to Li Biao, he understands with reason and moves with emotion.
Li Biao slapped the table loudly, and said angrily, "Then tell me, what should I do!"
The shop waiter was still sleepy, shivering from the two people's conversation, curled up under the counter, almost peeing in his pants.
These two people not only uttered wild words, but also rebelled against the law and wanted to create words of the law.
This is going to be all over the place!
The waiter in the shop was afraid of harming the fish pond, so he even wanted to break the road.
And when the waiter was worried, Duan Xiaofan grinned and said with a "hehe" smile: "I am the general judge of the Beijing government, and I was sent by the imperial court to investigate the case of refugees in Kun County!"
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was shocked instantly.
He hurriedly grabbed the ax on the table, stared at Duan Xiaofan and said: "You, you are from the government?!"
Wangcai, Laifu and other dog legs saw that Li Biao had picked up the axe, and hurriedly pulled out the saber from his waist.
Facing the big and round Li Biao, the dog legs are trembling.
Obviously, they were afraid that they would not be the opponent of this stupid big man!
Although the kung fu of the dog legs is a bit useless, they are absolutely loyal to Duan Xiaofan.
They bite the bullet and protect Duan Xiaofan behind them, but the hand holding the knife keeps shaking.
"A bunch of disgraceful trash, get out of here!"
Duan Xiaofan roared at the dogs.
Wangcai and Laifu glanced at each other, and retreated helplessly, but still tightly held the scimitar in their hands.
"Dog officer! Aren't you afraid of death?"
Li Biao gave Duan Xiaofan a hard look, and roared angrily, gnashing his teeth.
This stupid big man doesn't have the slightest affection or trust for the officials of the court.
When you see an official, you think it is a dog official!
"You are a big fool who dares to scold my little father-in-law, are you tired of working!"
Wangcai couldn't bear it anymore, stood behind Duan Xiaofan, pointed at Li Biao with the tip of his knife and shouted angrily.
"That's right! My little father-in-law is not only the general judge of the capital, but also the blood-clothed general who shocked the northern border, and the god of war in the northern border proclaimed by His Majesty!"
Laifu immediately revealed Duan Xiaofan's identity as God of War.
boom!
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was struck by lightning.
He stared at Duan Xiaofan obsessively, as if petrified.
After a while, Li Biao asked stupidly, "Are you really that bloody general?"
Duan Xiaofan didn't answer Li Biao's question, but turned to Laifu and Wangcai and reprimanded: "Didn't I tell you? Keep a low profile, low profile!"
"Look at your delicate skin and tender flesh, how could you be that blood-clothed general?" Li Biao stared at Duan Xiaofan and roared angrily: "You dare to pretend to be the god of war in my heart, you dog official will give me an axe!"
Before the words fell, Li Biao swung his ax and slashed at Duan Xiaofan.
"what!"
Seeing this sudden scene, the waiter hiding in the corner couldn't help screaming.
But Wangcai and Laifu and other dog legs were frightened and stupid.
"Little Grandpa!"
"Young master, be careful!"
When Laifu and Wangcai reacted and wanted to rush forward, it was obviously too late.
Because Li Biao's ax has already reached the top of Duan Xiaofan's head.
If this ax were to strike, the young man's head would be split in two.
The dog legs were so scared that their faces were pale and their hearts were ashamed!
But Duan Xiaofan's expression still didn't change at all, he was still so calm and dismissive.
But at this moment, Duan Xiaofan waved his hand casually.
"boom!"
The sharp Xuanhua ax unexpectedly flew out for no reason, and slammed on the floor fiercely.
And Li Biao even clutched his arm, stepped back several steps in a row, and sat down on the ground with a "boom".
(End of this chapter)
Rushed into the palace and killed Li Er, the dog emperor.
This brother Li Biao is really a little bit of a huh!
Is the palace so easy to break into?
I'm afraid he was caught and beheaded by the imperial guards before he found the gate of the palace.
Although Duan Xiaofan admired Li Biao's courage, he couldn't encourage him to die!
Facing this stupid big guy, Duan Xiaofan can only persuade him in another way.
Duan Xiaofan asked with a very serious expression: "Brother Li Biao, have you ever thought about what if the current emperor doesn't know about it, but these dog officials are playing tricks?"
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was taken aback for a moment.
He really hadn't thought about this question!
After a brief shock, Li Biao asked Duan Xiaofan with great doubts: "You mean that the current emperor is not aware of it, but these dog officials are running amok and amassing money wantonly?"
Duan Xiaofan nodded and said: "That's exactly what I mean."
"Impossible!" Li Biao shook his head and said, "These dog officials are all appointed by the dog emperor, how could he not know!"
Duan Xiaofan was really speechless in the face of this stupid big boy!
With his stupid appearance, it's a miracle that he is still alive!
If he disagrees with him, he will kill the emperor. How do you think he has survived till now?
Based on the principle that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, Duan Xiaofan patiently persuaded: "As the saying goes, you know people and know their faces but don't know their hearts. In my great Tang Dynasty, there are so many officials. The emperor was in How can you manage it in the palace?"
"If the old emperor wants to exploit the common people, he can send troops to rob food, and send court officials to investigate?"
Whoops!
It seems very reasonable!
Li Biao's initial thoughts were a little shaken: "Brother, you are right. As soon as the officials sent by the court arrived, the relief food was distributed to the people. But as soon as the officials left, the county magistrate and those wealthy landowners let the people Pay the rent owed in previous years."
"The common people have no choice but to hand over the relief food to renters, and then go to Chang'an to beg!"
The more Li Biao spoke, the angrier he became, and his big fists crackled even more.
But at this moment, Duan Xiaofan slapped the table hard and said: "So, since the emperor sent officials to investigate, it means that he is not stupid!"
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was taken aback immediately.
After half the payment, he suddenly stood up: "It seems that I was deceived by the dog officer of Nakun County!"
"I'll go back to Kun County right now and kill that damn dog county magistrate!"
Lying in a groove!
This Li Biao is really a grumpy old man!
This is simply killing people at the slightest disagreement!
Duan Xiaofan didn't want him to die in vain, he quickly reached out and grabbed his arm and said, "Brother, absolutely not! If you go back to Kun County now, then the county magistrate must have taken precautions."
"I'm afraid not only will you not be able to kill that dog official, but you will also risk your own life!"
Li Biao slapped the ax at his waist hard on the table, and roared, "I'm so scared! After 18 years, I'm a good man again!"
Duan Xiaofan is about to collapse, this stupid guy really has no brains!
But he likes this kind of mindless people!
"Brother, even if you can kill that dog official, what's the use?"
"There will be a second dog officer, and a third dog officer!"
"Those wealthy landlords are still occupying the land of the people, and the people are still struggling to fill their stomachs!"
Duan Xiaofan said slowly to Li Biao, he understands with reason and moves with emotion.
Li Biao slapped the table loudly, and said angrily, "Then tell me, what should I do!"
The shop waiter was still sleepy, shivering from the two people's conversation, curled up under the counter, almost peeing in his pants.
These two people not only uttered wild words, but also rebelled against the law and wanted to create words of the law.
This is going to be all over the place!
The waiter in the shop was afraid of harming the fish pond, so he even wanted to break the road.
And when the waiter was worried, Duan Xiaofan grinned and said with a "hehe" smile: "I am the general judge of the Beijing government, and I was sent by the imperial court to investigate the case of refugees in Kun County!"
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was shocked instantly.
He hurriedly grabbed the ax on the table, stared at Duan Xiaofan and said: "You, you are from the government?!"
Wangcai, Laifu and other dog legs saw that Li Biao had picked up the axe, and hurriedly pulled out the saber from his waist.
Facing the big and round Li Biao, the dog legs are trembling.
Obviously, they were afraid that they would not be the opponent of this stupid big man!
Although the kung fu of the dog legs is a bit useless, they are absolutely loyal to Duan Xiaofan.
They bite the bullet and protect Duan Xiaofan behind them, but the hand holding the knife keeps shaking.
"A bunch of disgraceful trash, get out of here!"
Duan Xiaofan roared at the dogs.
Wangcai and Laifu glanced at each other, and retreated helplessly, but still tightly held the scimitar in their hands.
"Dog officer! Aren't you afraid of death?"
Li Biao gave Duan Xiaofan a hard look, and roared angrily, gnashing his teeth.
This stupid big man doesn't have the slightest affection or trust for the officials of the court.
When you see an official, you think it is a dog official!
"You are a big fool who dares to scold my little father-in-law, are you tired of working!"
Wangcai couldn't bear it anymore, stood behind Duan Xiaofan, pointed at Li Biao with the tip of his knife and shouted angrily.
"That's right! My little father-in-law is not only the general judge of the capital, but also the blood-clothed general who shocked the northern border, and the god of war in the northern border proclaimed by His Majesty!"
Laifu immediately revealed Duan Xiaofan's identity as God of War.
boom!
As soon as these words came out, Li Biao was struck by lightning.
He stared at Duan Xiaofan obsessively, as if petrified.
After a while, Li Biao asked stupidly, "Are you really that bloody general?"
Duan Xiaofan didn't answer Li Biao's question, but turned to Laifu and Wangcai and reprimanded: "Didn't I tell you? Keep a low profile, low profile!"
"Look at your delicate skin and tender flesh, how could you be that blood-clothed general?" Li Biao stared at Duan Xiaofan and roared angrily: "You dare to pretend to be the god of war in my heart, you dog official will give me an axe!"
Before the words fell, Li Biao swung his ax and slashed at Duan Xiaofan.
"what!"
Seeing this sudden scene, the waiter hiding in the corner couldn't help screaming.
But Wangcai and Laifu and other dog legs were frightened and stupid.
"Little Grandpa!"
"Young master, be careful!"
When Laifu and Wangcai reacted and wanted to rush forward, it was obviously too late.
Because Li Biao's ax has already reached the top of Duan Xiaofan's head.
If this ax were to strike, the young man's head would be split in two.
The dog legs were so scared that their faces were pale and their hearts were ashamed!
But Duan Xiaofan's expression still didn't change at all, he was still so calm and dismissive.
But at this moment, Duan Xiaofan waved his hand casually.
"boom!"
The sharp Xuanhua ax unexpectedly flew out for no reason, and slammed on the floor fiercely.
And Li Biao even clutched his arm, stepped back several steps in a row, and sat down on the ground with a "boom".
(End of this chapter)
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