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Chapter 271 - Wu Daqiang
Chapter 271 - Wu Daqiang
"Jieyin!" Lao Cao said in amazement: "Yinpai Yinpai, I heard that the root of Yinpai lies in the word Jieyin, but I have never seen Jieyin, I would like to see this What the hell is going on. Hey, who are you planning to give vagina to?"
I pointed to the female corpse on the bed: "Give it to her."
Lao Cao squatted on the ground: "Brother, don't joke with me, I have a poor mental capacity."
I rolled my eyes at Lao Cao: "Get lost, ask me to take over. What are you still doing? Go get the corpse oil."
Lao Cao had a disgusted expression on his face: "Take the lead, can I quit Yinpai now? I can see it, this Yinpai tastes really heavy, I like Xiaoqingqing..."
"If you keep talking, I'll chop you with a knife." I cursed, then walked up to the female corpse, and observed carefully.
To be honest, right now, my heart is also trembling, I don't know if I am doing this right or wrong?
According to "Cutting Yin, Breaking Yang", the thing born from the combination of a vixen and a human is called a snow fox.Snow foxes have existed since ancient times, and most of them appeared in myths and legends, especially in the Northern Song Dynasty.
According to the records of "Song Jing Ye Ji", a Manchu tribe in a remote place in the Song Dynasty once had a village in which all the residents were snow foxes, and it is said that they were all the same father's species.
The snow fox has human limbs and torso, but it also has the characteristics of a fox, the most obvious is the yellow hair growing on the back of the limbs.The eyes and mouth are both pointy, and the eyes that were born with a deceptive nature have killed many people.
A famous general in the Song Dynasty, after learning about this weird village, led an army of three thousand to destroy the village.But in the last [-] troops, thousands of people were maimed by less than [-] residents.Of course, most of the snow foxes were also wiped out.
From this point, it can be seen that Xuehu is powerful.
The question I'm thinking about now is, if I give birth to a monster that doesn't belong to the three realms, will the old man Hades come to trouble me.
The vixen who confused my eyes just now jumped off the mosquito net and squatted between the legs of the female corpse, looking at me with longing eyes.
This is the guy who 'played the video of the folks' before. I don't know if this little thing used some kind of magic to ambush it so quickly in advance.
As soon as Lao Cao saw the fox, he immediately screamed: "This is the grandson, this is the grandson that Ye Jiaoying picked up, catch him quickly."
I stopped Lao Cao: "Okay, Lao Cao, don't make a fuss, I know everything, you hurry up and get some woman's corpse oil..."
Lao Cao glared at the fox viciously: "Old vixen, tell me the fuck, did you give Ye Jiaoying a big belly? It's impossible for a man like him to have such vigorous strength."
The vixen was actually proud and raised his head.
"I'll kill you shameless grandson." Lao Cao wanted to attack again, but I stopped him.Just kidding, I have to get information about the murderer and the snowman from the old vixen.
Lao Cao was stopped by me and left angrily.
And I started the preparations.
Boil water, find red rope, prepare a jar of salt, and a bottle of white wine.
Originally, I wanted to wear a pair of gloves. After all, it is a bit dirty to operate on a dead person.But where do you find gloves in the backcountry?It's all hand coverings with fingers that don't separate.
Forget it, let's get dirty!It's a big deal to wash your hands a few times later.
Xiao Qi watched my preparation with great interest, and finally muttered: "It's kind of embarrassing for a big man to give birth to a woman."
I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart, and I didn't want to, it was all forced by the bitch of life.
Soon, Lao Cao got a small bowl of corpse oil.
I asked Lao Cao how he did it?Before Lao Cao could say anything, he vomited first.However, all the vomit was bile. It seems that the beef eaten before has already been vomited clean: "Hang the corpse upside down, make a few small mouthfuls, and put it on the stove to roast, what's wrong?"
I nodded: "The method is right, who taught you?"
"My family has a roast duck restaurant, and I'm in charge..."
I thought to myself, I will never eat roast duck again in my life.
I soaked the salt in wine, and after the salt melted completely, I applied it on the belly of the pregnant woman, and a little more was needed near the protruding face.
It was really effective. After the salt was applied, the face slowly retracted.
This salt-soaked wine is the most yang thing, and the snow fox in the belly is a yin thing, so it is naturally afraid of the most yang thing.I'm telling it that it can't get out from here.
The snow fox has to come out from the lower body, because the lower body is equivalent to a passport for the human body, and when it comes out from the lower body, its soul will be carried with a special message.In the event that if something is achieved through cultivation in the future, it will still be permitted by the Three Realms, and it can exist.
It’s like a child who was born illegally cannot be legally recognized, but when you are born, you get a birth certificate, and it will be much more convenient when you pay a fine and register your household registration later.
Xuehu's birth from below is equivalent to having a birth certificate.
The next step is the real vaginal connection!
When Xuehu was born, he would definitely be punished by heaven.If I am by my side, I will definitely be victimized, so this space must be shielded so that 'God' cannot sense this area.
Since I can't feel that there is a birth from God in this area, then I am naturally safe.The method is very simple, that is, to burn the corpse oil, and use its tyrannical Yin Qi to wrap this place in groups.
I asked Lao Cao to pour the corpse oil around us, and I took the time to tie the red rope to the pregnant woman's feet, and let Lao Cao hold the other end.
Lao Cao refused at first, and asked me what was the purpose of doing this, and was it harmful to people?
I say it's the negative of transferring a dead body.After the yin of the corpse is transferred, the human body will be in a yang state, and the snow fox can be 'driven out' from it.
Lao Cao still refused, saying that he was full of yin, wouldn't he be turning into a woman?
There is really no way, I can only patiently explain to Lao Cao that Lao Cao has strong yang energy, and it is not a bad thing to be supplemented with yin energy at this time.Although the body will be a little weaker, but now is the time for evil spirits, the yang is weaker and the yin is stronger, so it is not easy to be discovered by ghosts and the like.
After I explained this, Lao Cao finally accepted and grabbed the red rope.
Next, the actual delivery began.
I immediately ignited the corpse oil, and the corpse oil began to burn violently, and a pungent smell made my mind a little dizzy.But I gritted my teeth, kept my head clear, and sang "Midbirth Ballad" while writing and drawing on the belly of the corpse with scissors.
I want to use yin and yang scissors to build a copper wall and an iron wall in the pregnant woman's belly.
This iron wall can keep the snow fox from going backwards, go straight forward, and when it is forced to the 'exit', it will be born naturally...
The methods of delivering babies under the sun all lead to the same goal. If it is complicated, it is not too complicated, just a few precautions.
However, there are still big differences in the fetuses delivered by different people using the same delivery method.For example, the fetus delivered by Yinpai will not suffer from various diseases, will not cry inexplicably when frightened by something, and will be smarter than those delivered by ordinary people.
This is also the reason why Yinpai can survive to this day. Most people still believe in the authority of Yinpai.
The reason why there is such a difference is that Yinpai's concubine women will be blessed by Chen Jinggu, and they themselves have strong yang energy and a strong sense of justice. The babies born are naturally stronger, with strong yang energy, and are not easy to be abused. Something like a monster is getting close.
It's like giving birth to this snow fox. If it wasn't for the people who were sent to deliver the baby, even if the same methods and steps were used, the snow fox would not be able to survive.
One is because the other party does not have Chen Jinggu's 'care', and the other is because there is no 'cut yin and break yang' of yin and yang.
The yin and yang aura of the snow fox and the mother's body are interlinked. If the yin and yang qi of the two cannot be separated, the yang energy of the snow fox will be cut off after the female corpse's yang energy is cut off.At that time, Xuehu's whole body will be full of Yin Qi, even if it has a physical body, it will still be a monster.
The steps seem simple, but a lot of hard work has been put into it. After finishing all these steps, I let out a long sigh of relief.
Blocked by the 'bronze wall and iron wall', the snow fox slowly emerged from the lower body, first a small head, then the body.
Although this kid looks like a vixen, he is still a little bit younger after all, and he looks more like a human being. If you don't look carefully, some people will believe that he is a purebred human being.
The old vixen was moved by the little vixen, holding the child in his hands, weeping, and knelt down for me with a plop.
I knew it was thanking me, so I waved my hand and said, "Forget it, don't thank me, just tell me what I want to know later!"
(End of this chapter)
"Jieyin!" Lao Cao said in amazement: "Yinpai Yinpai, I heard that the root of Yinpai lies in the word Jieyin, but I have never seen Jieyin, I would like to see this What the hell is going on. Hey, who are you planning to give vagina to?"
I pointed to the female corpse on the bed: "Give it to her."
Lao Cao squatted on the ground: "Brother, don't joke with me, I have a poor mental capacity."
I rolled my eyes at Lao Cao: "Get lost, ask me to take over. What are you still doing? Go get the corpse oil."
Lao Cao had a disgusted expression on his face: "Take the lead, can I quit Yinpai now? I can see it, this Yinpai tastes really heavy, I like Xiaoqingqing..."
"If you keep talking, I'll chop you with a knife." I cursed, then walked up to the female corpse, and observed carefully.
To be honest, right now, my heart is also trembling, I don't know if I am doing this right or wrong?
According to "Cutting Yin, Breaking Yang", the thing born from the combination of a vixen and a human is called a snow fox.Snow foxes have existed since ancient times, and most of them appeared in myths and legends, especially in the Northern Song Dynasty.
According to the records of "Song Jing Ye Ji", a Manchu tribe in a remote place in the Song Dynasty once had a village in which all the residents were snow foxes, and it is said that they were all the same father's species.
The snow fox has human limbs and torso, but it also has the characteristics of a fox, the most obvious is the yellow hair growing on the back of the limbs.The eyes and mouth are both pointy, and the eyes that were born with a deceptive nature have killed many people.
A famous general in the Song Dynasty, after learning about this weird village, led an army of three thousand to destroy the village.But in the last [-] troops, thousands of people were maimed by less than [-] residents.Of course, most of the snow foxes were also wiped out.
From this point, it can be seen that Xuehu is powerful.
The question I'm thinking about now is, if I give birth to a monster that doesn't belong to the three realms, will the old man Hades come to trouble me.
The vixen who confused my eyes just now jumped off the mosquito net and squatted between the legs of the female corpse, looking at me with longing eyes.
This is the guy who 'played the video of the folks' before. I don't know if this little thing used some kind of magic to ambush it so quickly in advance.
As soon as Lao Cao saw the fox, he immediately screamed: "This is the grandson, this is the grandson that Ye Jiaoying picked up, catch him quickly."
I stopped Lao Cao: "Okay, Lao Cao, don't make a fuss, I know everything, you hurry up and get some woman's corpse oil..."
Lao Cao glared at the fox viciously: "Old vixen, tell me the fuck, did you give Ye Jiaoying a big belly? It's impossible for a man like him to have such vigorous strength."
The vixen was actually proud and raised his head.
"I'll kill you shameless grandson." Lao Cao wanted to attack again, but I stopped him.Just kidding, I have to get information about the murderer and the snowman from the old vixen.
Lao Cao was stopped by me and left angrily.
And I started the preparations.
Boil water, find red rope, prepare a jar of salt, and a bottle of white wine.
Originally, I wanted to wear a pair of gloves. After all, it is a bit dirty to operate on a dead person.But where do you find gloves in the backcountry?It's all hand coverings with fingers that don't separate.
Forget it, let's get dirty!It's a big deal to wash your hands a few times later.
Xiao Qi watched my preparation with great interest, and finally muttered: "It's kind of embarrassing for a big man to give birth to a woman."
I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart, and I didn't want to, it was all forced by the bitch of life.
Soon, Lao Cao got a small bowl of corpse oil.
I asked Lao Cao how he did it?Before Lao Cao could say anything, he vomited first.However, all the vomit was bile. It seems that the beef eaten before has already been vomited clean: "Hang the corpse upside down, make a few small mouthfuls, and put it on the stove to roast, what's wrong?"
I nodded: "The method is right, who taught you?"
"My family has a roast duck restaurant, and I'm in charge..."
I thought to myself, I will never eat roast duck again in my life.
I soaked the salt in wine, and after the salt melted completely, I applied it on the belly of the pregnant woman, and a little more was needed near the protruding face.
It was really effective. After the salt was applied, the face slowly retracted.
This salt-soaked wine is the most yang thing, and the snow fox in the belly is a yin thing, so it is naturally afraid of the most yang thing.I'm telling it that it can't get out from here.
The snow fox has to come out from the lower body, because the lower body is equivalent to a passport for the human body, and when it comes out from the lower body, its soul will be carried with a special message.In the event that if something is achieved through cultivation in the future, it will still be permitted by the Three Realms, and it can exist.
It’s like a child who was born illegally cannot be legally recognized, but when you are born, you get a birth certificate, and it will be much more convenient when you pay a fine and register your household registration later.
Xuehu's birth from below is equivalent to having a birth certificate.
The next step is the real vaginal connection!
When Xuehu was born, he would definitely be punished by heaven.If I am by my side, I will definitely be victimized, so this space must be shielded so that 'God' cannot sense this area.
Since I can't feel that there is a birth from God in this area, then I am naturally safe.The method is very simple, that is, to burn the corpse oil, and use its tyrannical Yin Qi to wrap this place in groups.
I asked Lao Cao to pour the corpse oil around us, and I took the time to tie the red rope to the pregnant woman's feet, and let Lao Cao hold the other end.
Lao Cao refused at first, and asked me what was the purpose of doing this, and was it harmful to people?
I say it's the negative of transferring a dead body.After the yin of the corpse is transferred, the human body will be in a yang state, and the snow fox can be 'driven out' from it.
Lao Cao still refused, saying that he was full of yin, wouldn't he be turning into a woman?
There is really no way, I can only patiently explain to Lao Cao that Lao Cao has strong yang energy, and it is not a bad thing to be supplemented with yin energy at this time.Although the body will be a little weaker, but now is the time for evil spirits, the yang is weaker and the yin is stronger, so it is not easy to be discovered by ghosts and the like.
After I explained this, Lao Cao finally accepted and grabbed the red rope.
Next, the actual delivery began.
I immediately ignited the corpse oil, and the corpse oil began to burn violently, and a pungent smell made my mind a little dizzy.But I gritted my teeth, kept my head clear, and sang "Midbirth Ballad" while writing and drawing on the belly of the corpse with scissors.
I want to use yin and yang scissors to build a copper wall and an iron wall in the pregnant woman's belly.
This iron wall can keep the snow fox from going backwards, go straight forward, and when it is forced to the 'exit', it will be born naturally...
The methods of delivering babies under the sun all lead to the same goal. If it is complicated, it is not too complicated, just a few precautions.
However, there are still big differences in the fetuses delivered by different people using the same delivery method.For example, the fetus delivered by Yinpai will not suffer from various diseases, will not cry inexplicably when frightened by something, and will be smarter than those delivered by ordinary people.
This is also the reason why Yinpai can survive to this day. Most people still believe in the authority of Yinpai.
The reason why there is such a difference is that Yinpai's concubine women will be blessed by Chen Jinggu, and they themselves have strong yang energy and a strong sense of justice. The babies born are naturally stronger, with strong yang energy, and are not easy to be abused. Something like a monster is getting close.
It's like giving birth to this snow fox. If it wasn't for the people who were sent to deliver the baby, even if the same methods and steps were used, the snow fox would not be able to survive.
One is because the other party does not have Chen Jinggu's 'care', and the other is because there is no 'cut yin and break yang' of yin and yang.
The yin and yang aura of the snow fox and the mother's body are interlinked. If the yin and yang qi of the two cannot be separated, the yang energy of the snow fox will be cut off after the female corpse's yang energy is cut off.At that time, Xuehu's whole body will be full of Yin Qi, even if it has a physical body, it will still be a monster.
The steps seem simple, but a lot of hard work has been put into it. After finishing all these steps, I let out a long sigh of relief.
Blocked by the 'bronze wall and iron wall', the snow fox slowly emerged from the lower body, first a small head, then the body.
Although this kid looks like a vixen, he is still a little bit younger after all, and he looks more like a human being. If you don't look carefully, some people will believe that he is a purebred human being.
The old vixen was moved by the little vixen, holding the child in his hands, weeping, and knelt down for me with a plop.
I knew it was thanking me, so I waved my hand and said, "Forget it, don't thank me, just tell me what I want to know later!"
(End of this chapter)
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