pick up the pussy
Chapter 282
Chapter 282
"You'd better go to the lotus pond!" Dashan suddenly said in a hurry: "I always feel that the second grandma has a sign of dying with the enemy."
"What?" Hearing what Dashan said, my nerves immediately tensed up: "My grandma is in the lotus pond?"
Dashan said: "Oh! Originally, the second grandma didn't let me tell you, but the second grandma said, Yinpai is the only two of you left. If you both perish in the lotus pond, how can you feel sorry for Chen Jinggu down there? But I really don't want to see Go to the second grandma to die in the lotus pond."
As he spoke, Da Shan burst into tears.And I was extremely upset, how could grandma go to die?Never let her go.
I was worried for a while, grabbed Dashan's arm and said, "Dashan, follow me quickly, we are going to the lotus pond now."
But Dashan said: "Don't leave yet, there will be enemies attacking later, let's defeat the enemy first."
"There are still enemies below?" My heart was filled with anger immediately, and the flame knife in my hand released an unparalleled coercion.
Dashan said: "Yes, when the fake mountain came up, I was caught by the grandsons of Zhizhamen. When the fake mountain fell, holy water suddenly fell from the sky, and it was actually drenched on the fake mountain. .”
"The fake me is made of paper, and the thing I fear most is water, especially holy water! As a result, the holy water destroyed the body made of paper, and then my soul was falling into my body. The holy water played a very good role." The stabilizing effect firmly stabilized my soul in my body. I was finally able to escape..."
"Knowing that you are on the top, I quickly climbed up, and they also sent a group of paper soldiers to chase after me. As soon as I came up, this guy beat me into a ball. Just at this moment, you came out of the coffin and almost caught fire. The way of those paper figurines."
Only then did I realize that those shadows before were all paper figurines and fakes.
But I didn't tell Dashan that the so-called holy water was actually Lao Cao's piss.
I breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly thought of Xiao Lingxian and Liu Xiaoqi. I don't know how these two girls are doing now.With such a big movement outside, they must be able to hear it.
So I hurried to open the coffin.
It is estimated that Little Fairy was really tired, and the coffin was sealed better, so Little Fairy actually fell asleep inside the coffin.
And when I opened Liu Xiaoqi's coffin, I was immediately frightened by Liu Xiaoqi. At this moment, Xiaoqi was pale and haggard, lying motionless in the coffin.It looks like a dead person.
After Xiaoqi saw me, she gave me a faint smile, and then said very weakly: "To see you for the last time, I will not waste my life..."
After that, when I closed my eyes, I lost my intuition.
"Xiao Qi, what's wrong with you?" After seeing Xiao Qi passed out, I immediately had a headache and yelled.
However, why would Liu Xiaoqi pay attention to me?I even suspect that she is dead.
I hurriedly touched Liu Xiaoqi's hand, and found that Xiaoqi's body was extremely hot, and a lot of sweat evaporated from her skin, oozing out drop by drop.
"Xiao Qi, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Qi doesn't seem to be a symptom of a dead person, because the most obvious feature of a dead body is that the body starts to feel cold.
But Xiao Qi's body was the opposite, and his body began to become hot and dry.
Lao Cao and Xiao Lingxian also came up.
"Daqiang, what's the matter? Why is it so fragrant." Lao Cao came up, took a look at Liu Xiaoqi for the first time, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "What's wrong with Xiaoqi? Why is his face so white? Why? So much sweat."
Da Shan had never met Xiao Qi before, so he stared at her for a long time inexplicably, and finally whispered: "Da Qiang, I seem to see something..."
I hurriedly asked: "Oh, what did you see? Tell me."
It turned out that although Dashan saw my grandma once in a while, every time I met my grandma, my grandma would tell Dashan a lot of things.
Dashan's knowledge and vision have also gradually broadened.
Dashan once heard his grandmother say that women are made of water, and this saying is absolutely true.In addition to explaining that women's skin is watery, there is another saying that some women were born from animals related to water in their previous lives.
Just like fish and shrimp.
A woman like this who was reincarnated from a water creature in her previous life is very afraid of fire, especially earth fire.But the ground fire really won't kill them, especially if it's still some distance away from the ground fire.
But there is a kind of woman who is extremely sensitive to earth fire, and that is the woman reborn from tears!
This kind of woman has been withdrawn since she was a child, and her attitude towards others is cold.I am terribly afraid of fire, especially this kind of ground fire. If we get along for a long time, there is even the possibility of being roasted to death.
When Dashan said this, I really remembered something.
Reincarnated from tears, I think that Xiaoqi often likes to cry silently.Could it be true that as Da Shan said, Xiao Qi was a tear in her previous life?
But a drop of tear is inanimate, so how could it possibly enter the six realms of reincarnation and be reincarnated?
There are too many loopholes in this.
Dashan seemed to see my doubts, and explained: "Of course, it is not the tears of ordinary people that enter the six realms of reincarnation, but the tears of ancient powers, gods, etc., can enter the reincarnation."
I looked at Da Shan thoughtfully: "Da Shan, what do you mean, Xiao Qi is made of tears?"
Dashan said: "I'm just guessing, I'm not sure."
And I said: "Dashan, thank you very much. I think Xiao Qi was probably reincarnated from tears. Then can you tell me, is Xiao Qi still alive?"
Da Shan sighed: "Da Qiang, it is destined in the dark, it is arranged by fate, and no one can change it..."
I hurriedly asked what Dashan meant?
Dashan said: "The water in the lotus pond can repair Xiaoqi's damaged body. Because I heard that this lotus pond was transformed by the lotus flower under the seat of Avalokitesvara. Flow. Guanyin Bodhisattva's tears, full of love and compassion, may save Xiaoqi's life."
"It's amazing." Lao Cao couldn't believe it. "A strong woman like Guanyin Bodhisattva is said to have gone through tens of thousands of kalpas before finally becoming a Buddha. How could she cry?"
Dashan explained to Lao Cao like an encyclopedia: "Do you know what this mountain was called before?"
Lao Cao shook his head: "Isn't it called Wawu Mountain? Is there another name?"
"Of course there is." Dashan said: "Second Grandma once told me that this Wawu Mountain is the famous Wangwu Mountain. Have you heard the story of Yugong Yishan? This is the mountain that blocked the Yulu Road back then."
Lao Cao said casually: "Fart, when I am illiterate, I have heard the story of Yugong Yishan. Who doesn't know that Wangwushan is in Henan, so how come here? Besides, Wangwushan It's not that small either."
Dashan said: "Of course this is not the complete Mount Wangwu. When the heavens sent two Hercules to move Mount Wangwu, they happened to pass by here. When they were tired from walking, the Hercules put down Mount Wangwu to rest. Just at this moment A snake spirit jumped out and bit Hercules' leg, and Hercules wounded the snake spirit. But he couldn't bear to kill the other party. After all, the other party's practice for hundreds of years was not easy, so he cut Wangwushan Part of it was used to suppress that snake spirit..."
Lao Cao smiled and said, "Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, now it's the Legend of the White Snake again."
Dashan wiped the sweat from his forehead: "What I said is true."
Xiao Lingxian also joined in the fun: "Then you said I was water or tears in my previous life?"
Da Shan hesitated for a moment: "Are you the little fairy from Yuhuamen?"
Little Fairy nodded.
Dashan sighed and said, "I heard that you seem to be made of cement."
"Go to hell!" Xiao Lingxian said and became furious again.
I hurriedly stopped Xiao Lingxian: "Okay, Xiao Lingxian, now is not the time to make trouble, let's quickly take Xiao Qi to the lotus pond, Xiao Qi, don't worry, I will definitely wake you up."
After finishing speaking, I hugged Liu Xiaoqi up.And it was only now that I realized that Xiao Qi was already covered in sweat.
Yin and Yang scissors, although I am reluctant to part with them, but for the sake of grandma and Xiaoqi, I will put them here for the time being.
As long as I have breath, I will never allow the yin and yang scissors to fall into the hands of outsiders!
(End of this chapter)
"You'd better go to the lotus pond!" Dashan suddenly said in a hurry: "I always feel that the second grandma has a sign of dying with the enemy."
"What?" Hearing what Dashan said, my nerves immediately tensed up: "My grandma is in the lotus pond?"
Dashan said: "Oh! Originally, the second grandma didn't let me tell you, but the second grandma said, Yinpai is the only two of you left. If you both perish in the lotus pond, how can you feel sorry for Chen Jinggu down there? But I really don't want to see Go to the second grandma to die in the lotus pond."
As he spoke, Da Shan burst into tears.And I was extremely upset, how could grandma go to die?Never let her go.
I was worried for a while, grabbed Dashan's arm and said, "Dashan, follow me quickly, we are going to the lotus pond now."
But Dashan said: "Don't leave yet, there will be enemies attacking later, let's defeat the enemy first."
"There are still enemies below?" My heart was filled with anger immediately, and the flame knife in my hand released an unparalleled coercion.
Dashan said: "Yes, when the fake mountain came up, I was caught by the grandsons of Zhizhamen. When the fake mountain fell, holy water suddenly fell from the sky, and it was actually drenched on the fake mountain. .”
"The fake me is made of paper, and the thing I fear most is water, especially holy water! As a result, the holy water destroyed the body made of paper, and then my soul was falling into my body. The holy water played a very good role." The stabilizing effect firmly stabilized my soul in my body. I was finally able to escape..."
"Knowing that you are on the top, I quickly climbed up, and they also sent a group of paper soldiers to chase after me. As soon as I came up, this guy beat me into a ball. Just at this moment, you came out of the coffin and almost caught fire. The way of those paper figurines."
Only then did I realize that those shadows before were all paper figurines and fakes.
But I didn't tell Dashan that the so-called holy water was actually Lao Cao's piss.
I breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly thought of Xiao Lingxian and Liu Xiaoqi. I don't know how these two girls are doing now.With such a big movement outside, they must be able to hear it.
So I hurried to open the coffin.
It is estimated that Little Fairy was really tired, and the coffin was sealed better, so Little Fairy actually fell asleep inside the coffin.
And when I opened Liu Xiaoqi's coffin, I was immediately frightened by Liu Xiaoqi. At this moment, Xiaoqi was pale and haggard, lying motionless in the coffin.It looks like a dead person.
After Xiaoqi saw me, she gave me a faint smile, and then said very weakly: "To see you for the last time, I will not waste my life..."
After that, when I closed my eyes, I lost my intuition.
"Xiao Qi, what's wrong with you?" After seeing Xiao Qi passed out, I immediately had a headache and yelled.
However, why would Liu Xiaoqi pay attention to me?I even suspect that she is dead.
I hurriedly touched Liu Xiaoqi's hand, and found that Xiaoqi's body was extremely hot, and a lot of sweat evaporated from her skin, oozing out drop by drop.
"Xiao Qi, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Qi doesn't seem to be a symptom of a dead person, because the most obvious feature of a dead body is that the body starts to feel cold.
But Xiao Qi's body was the opposite, and his body began to become hot and dry.
Lao Cao and Xiao Lingxian also came up.
"Daqiang, what's the matter? Why is it so fragrant." Lao Cao came up, took a look at Liu Xiaoqi for the first time, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "What's wrong with Xiaoqi? Why is his face so white? Why? So much sweat."
Da Shan had never met Xiao Qi before, so he stared at her for a long time inexplicably, and finally whispered: "Da Qiang, I seem to see something..."
I hurriedly asked: "Oh, what did you see? Tell me."
It turned out that although Dashan saw my grandma once in a while, every time I met my grandma, my grandma would tell Dashan a lot of things.
Dashan's knowledge and vision have also gradually broadened.
Dashan once heard his grandmother say that women are made of water, and this saying is absolutely true.In addition to explaining that women's skin is watery, there is another saying that some women were born from animals related to water in their previous lives.
Just like fish and shrimp.
A woman like this who was reincarnated from a water creature in her previous life is very afraid of fire, especially earth fire.But the ground fire really won't kill them, especially if it's still some distance away from the ground fire.
But there is a kind of woman who is extremely sensitive to earth fire, and that is the woman reborn from tears!
This kind of woman has been withdrawn since she was a child, and her attitude towards others is cold.I am terribly afraid of fire, especially this kind of ground fire. If we get along for a long time, there is even the possibility of being roasted to death.
When Dashan said this, I really remembered something.
Reincarnated from tears, I think that Xiaoqi often likes to cry silently.Could it be true that as Da Shan said, Xiao Qi was a tear in her previous life?
But a drop of tear is inanimate, so how could it possibly enter the six realms of reincarnation and be reincarnated?
There are too many loopholes in this.
Dashan seemed to see my doubts, and explained: "Of course, it is not the tears of ordinary people that enter the six realms of reincarnation, but the tears of ancient powers, gods, etc., can enter the reincarnation."
I looked at Da Shan thoughtfully: "Da Shan, what do you mean, Xiao Qi is made of tears?"
Dashan said: "I'm just guessing, I'm not sure."
And I said: "Dashan, thank you very much. I think Xiao Qi was probably reincarnated from tears. Then can you tell me, is Xiao Qi still alive?"
Da Shan sighed: "Da Qiang, it is destined in the dark, it is arranged by fate, and no one can change it..."
I hurriedly asked what Dashan meant?
Dashan said: "The water in the lotus pond can repair Xiaoqi's damaged body. Because I heard that this lotus pond was transformed by the lotus flower under the seat of Avalokitesvara. Flow. Guanyin Bodhisattva's tears, full of love and compassion, may save Xiaoqi's life."
"It's amazing." Lao Cao couldn't believe it. "A strong woman like Guanyin Bodhisattva is said to have gone through tens of thousands of kalpas before finally becoming a Buddha. How could she cry?"
Dashan explained to Lao Cao like an encyclopedia: "Do you know what this mountain was called before?"
Lao Cao shook his head: "Isn't it called Wawu Mountain? Is there another name?"
"Of course there is." Dashan said: "Second Grandma once told me that this Wawu Mountain is the famous Wangwu Mountain. Have you heard the story of Yugong Yishan? This is the mountain that blocked the Yulu Road back then."
Lao Cao said casually: "Fart, when I am illiterate, I have heard the story of Yugong Yishan. Who doesn't know that Wangwushan is in Henan, so how come here? Besides, Wangwushan It's not that small either."
Dashan said: "Of course this is not the complete Mount Wangwu. When the heavens sent two Hercules to move Mount Wangwu, they happened to pass by here. When they were tired from walking, the Hercules put down Mount Wangwu to rest. Just at this moment A snake spirit jumped out and bit Hercules' leg, and Hercules wounded the snake spirit. But he couldn't bear to kill the other party. After all, the other party's practice for hundreds of years was not easy, so he cut Wangwushan Part of it was used to suppress that snake spirit..."
Lao Cao smiled and said, "Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, now it's the Legend of the White Snake again."
Dashan wiped the sweat from his forehead: "What I said is true."
Xiao Lingxian also joined in the fun: "Then you said I was water or tears in my previous life?"
Da Shan hesitated for a moment: "Are you the little fairy from Yuhuamen?"
Little Fairy nodded.
Dashan sighed and said, "I heard that you seem to be made of cement."
"Go to hell!" Xiao Lingxian said and became furious again.
I hurriedly stopped Xiao Lingxian: "Okay, Xiao Lingxian, now is not the time to make trouble, let's quickly take Xiao Qi to the lotus pond, Xiao Qi, don't worry, I will definitely wake you up."
After finishing speaking, I hugged Liu Xiaoqi up.And it was only now that I realized that Xiao Qi was already covered in sweat.
Yin and Yang scissors, although I am reluctant to part with them, but for the sake of grandma and Xiaoqi, I will put them here for the time being.
As long as I have breath, I will never allow the yin and yang scissors to fall into the hands of outsiders!
(End of this chapter)
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