pick up the pussy

Chapter 310

Lao Cao yawned and muttered, "Why do you pee so much? Didn't you just finish peeing?"

This brat is pretty good at pretending.

"Shua!" I took out the flame knife and put it on Lao Cao's neck impartially.Lao Cao suddenly yelled 'Oh my god', and then squatted on the ground: "Responsible, what are you doing?"

I looked at Lao Cao with a sneer on my face: "If you have the ability, keep pretending!"

"What are you pretending to be?" After being so frightened by me, Lao Cao immediately looked at me energetically: "Responsible, don't tell me that you are sleepwalking. Damn it, I won't be so unlucky, right? Hurry up!" wake up."

I sighed: "Okay, stop pretending, I have seen what happened just now. Tell me, what did you and grandpa discuss? Are you planning to betray my Yinpai?"

Lao Cao was dumbfounded, and looked at me dumbfounded: "What am I discussing with grandpa? I'm not discussing, I am more afraid of seeing your dear grandpa than a mouse seeing a cat... Even if I betray, I have to find Xiaoling Immortal, it’s not as delicious as dumplings, and as fun as it is... count me as nonsense.”

"Old Cao, I've always treated you like a brother, but you lied to me like this, do you think it's funny? I think you can't even forgive my feelings." The feeling of being betrayed by a close friend is really overwhelming.

Lao Cao looked at me dumbfounded: "Responsible, please spare me! I really don't know what you are talking about."

"It seems that you really don't cry when you see the coffin." I picked Lao Cao's wet hair with a flame knife, and then pointed to his clothes: "What's the matter with your hair and chest? Just now You sneaked away with grandpa, where did you go and what did you say."

Lao Cao looked at his wet hair and clothes inexplicably, and was also dumbfounded. He muttered to himself: "What's the matter? Why is my hair wet? And my clothes, I'll go, boss, don't you Frighten me, I am a timid person, is this a prank you played."

Seeing Lao Cao's panic-stricken expression, I also started to become confused. What the hell are you doing? Looking at Lao Cao's appearance, it really doesn't look like a fake.

Could it be that he didn't know just now?Was it taken away passively?If you want to confuse a person's mind and take a person to another place, there are really too many ways, and it is not difficult to do this with the skills of grandparents.

I began to regret my recklessness a little bit.

"Hey, I'm stupid, top class, you... what's wrong with you?" Suddenly, Lao Cao looked at me in panic, his face was pale, and his eyes were fixed on my shoulder.

"What's wrong?" I panicked and looked at Lao Cao inexplicably.

Lao Cao pointed at my shoulder: "I'll go, then... aren't those two dragons? I saw two dragons flying around on your shoulders, so what the hell is that?"

I immediately looked at my shoulders, and as expected, I vaguely saw two divine dragons made of Qi, circling around my left and right shoulders.

Immediately, I thought of the soul snake of Grandma's grandmother, could it be that these are the two soul snakes on my shoulders!

I was taken aback and wondered when they became able to move independently.

And when I saw them moving on my shoulders, I felt the thunder and lightning in the clouds deep in my brain. I felt the lightning in the dark clouds, like crazy dragons rolling around.And I seem to be able to sense their actions, and even induce them to come down...

What the hell is going on here?I was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it was true.

Could it be that someone tampered with me and activated these two soul snakes for me?
I suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly asked Lao Cao: "Old Cao, you seemed to say that I just went to pee..."

Lao Cao nodded: "Yeah, just now I heard a movement in a daze, and then I saw you getting up... What, you didn't know you went to pee by yourself?"

I was terrified immediately, it seems that I should also be 'taken out' by my grandparents.What was done is obvious, nine out of ten it was tampered with the two soul snakes on my shoulders.

What about Lao Cao?I don't know what grandpa and grandpa did to Lao Cao.

Judging from the changes in my body, grandpa and grandpa didn't seem to have bad intentions for us, so it shouldn't hurt Lao Cao either.

I looked Lao Cao up and down, and didn't find anything abnormal about Lao Cao. Finally, I simply asked, "Old Cao, do you feel that you are different from before?"

Lao Cao's mouth was wide open at the moment, and he looked at me dumbfounded.He beat his head hard, then looked at me, and then at the ground.

"Old Cao, what happened to you?" I yelled.

Lao Cao finally came back to his senses, his voice was full of tears: "Responsible, I... What's wrong with me? Damn, why do I suddenly feel that there are so many things in my mind."

I was pleasantly surprised: "What's going on? Tell me carefully."

"I just feel it." Lao Cao said: "It seems that I have a great ability all of a sudden, I can control many things, and let them help me fight. I seem to be able to feel where there is a river nearby. You said Fuck this thing."

Excitedly, I punched Lao Cao on the chest: "Fuck you, you got rich."

Lao Cao looked at me dumbfounded: "What's wrong? Why are you making a fortune?"

"Mizuhiki!" I said excitedly, "Your Mizuhiki has been activated."

"Activated? How did you activate it?" Lao Cao still looked at me in bewilderment: "You pissed and pissed your brain out? Why do you just say indecent things?"

I scolded: "You have no brains. In fact, you were lured here by your grandpa without knowing it just now. It must be something your grandpa did to you that activated your water guide. Then you have some abilities of Mizubiki. In the future, as long as you exercise hard, you will definitely be no worse than the third grandpa."

Lao Cao still didn't understand it very well, and finally, after a long explanation from me, Lao Cao finally realized it.

"I understand, I understand!" Lao Cao was also pleasantly surprised: "But does this mean that grandpa is simply pretending to be crazy?"

That's right, what Lao Cao said is exactly my doubt. Could it be that grandpa has been pretending to be crazy all the time?
But why did grandpa and grandpa pretend to be crazy?And the strange thing is, no matter how I see it, my grandpa and grandpa don't seem to be faking it. Even if it is really faking it, why do I even have to hide it from Lao Cao.

Because if he is awake, he must know that Lao Cao and I are relatives.

The more I think about it, the more I feel that this matter is strange, but I can't think of a reason.

"Forget it, let's go back first." I said to Lao Cao: "Be careful, I think grandpa must not be that simple."

Lao Cao nodded again and again: "Take the job, I think I should continue to engage in water transportation, why do I feel so unlucky following you?"

Of course I know that Lao Cao is joking, and I will definitely not let Lao Cao go. Lao Cao has already entered the water diversion mode, and I can't find another person in this world.

I patted Lao Cao on the shoulder and led him back to the camp.

After going back, I paid special attention to my grandparents.Grandpa has woken up now, still staring at the ground with dull eyes, and doesn't even care about us coming back.

It really is deep enough.

I lay down and couldn't sleep.

"Senior." Director Wu suddenly asked, "The wound on your body is..."

Grandpa ignored Director Wu and remained silent.If it weren't for his indistinct whole body trembling, I even wonder if grandpa is dead.

I hurriedly said: "The ancestor who was driven out of the corpse gate was scratched."

Director Wu gave a surprised cry, and then asked: "What about the old ancestor's real body, how is the situation now?"

"It was torn into eight pieces by my grandpa." I said.

I noticed Director Wu's eyes widened, and after being silent for a while, he took out a small porcelain bottle and handed it to me: "Go and apply these powders on your grandpa's body, it can make the wound heal quickly and remove the poison from the corpse. "

I nodded and went up to sprinkle all the powder on my grandpa's wound, but my grandpa didn't resist.It's just that this powder should irritate the wound deeply, right?Even grandpa and grandpa trembled from the pain several times.

The east was pale, and people woke up one after another.The first thing Miao Long did when he woke up was to hurry up and look at Xiao Lingxian, and he was relieved to find that Xiao Lingxian was not with me.

Everyone simply ate something, and hurried to Wawu Mountain.

(End of this chapter)