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Chapter 422
Chapter 422
I was about to bid farewell to Taoist Ma and Mila, but before I said anything, Taoist Ma spoke first: "Ah Xiang, there is something I want to discuss with you..."
Ah Xiang looked at Daoist Ma inexplicably: "Daoist Ma, what's the matter? I'm really sorry about what happened before. I couldn't help myself at the time."
Daoist Ma blushed and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, my family rushed over, it's nothing, it's nothing."
"My family?" Ah Xiang was even more puzzled.
Daoist Ma hurriedly told Ah Xiang about his thoughts. After Ah Xiang listened, he was very happy: "Okay, Mom, this is a happy event. If you can find your wife, I will forget it." With my wish, I can reincarnate with peace of mind."
Mi La hesitated for a moment, then said, "But Ah Xiang, I promised your father..."
"Mother, don't worry. I think if my father knows that you have suffered for him for so many years, he will love you. I hope you can find a new wife. Don't worry about it anymore. Let's talk about it." , even if my father disagrees, isn’t there still mine?”
"Let me say that if there are no accidents in the underworld, ghosts will generally be reincarnated within three years. I think uncle should have been reincarnated long ago, right?" I said.
I told a little lie, I don't believe anything about the underworld and the underworld, and I just said this to persuade Mila.
Mira hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded: "Hey, okay, daughter, Mom will fulfill your wish."
"That's great." Ah Xiang said excitedly: "Mom, I think you two will get married today. After seeing the two of you get married, I will leave too."
Mi La's face was shy: "You are so old, what do you want to worship?"
But Ah Xiang said: "No, no, what's the matter when you are older, love at dusk is also love, don't you think so, uncle?"
Ah Xiang changed his mind quite quickly.
Daoist Ma repeatedly agreed: "Yes, yes, Twilight Love is also love, this ceremony still has to be held."
"Okay." Mira reluctantly agreed.
Then Daoist Ma smiled and patted me on the shoulder: "Boy, I will leave this matter to you."
But I was embarrassed: "Master Ma, I don't know how to do it!"
"Guawazi, I have paid so much for you Yinpai, why can't you sacrifice a little bit for my lifelong happiness?"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and thought to myself that what the old Taoist said was all the same.But since he said so, it would be a bit bad if I refused again, so I had to bite the bullet and agree: "Okay, Daoist Ma, but we have something to say first, the conditions are simple now, let's keep everything simple! Just have that ceremony."
"Okay, okay." Daoist Ma waved his hands impatiently: "Get ready to go! I'll talk to Mira for a while. By the way, I like Western-style weddings, and it would be best if they could be a Western-style wedding."
"Western-style wedding, what kind of Western-style wedding?" Where do I know what a Western-style wedding is.
"It's a wedding held by Westerners." Daoist Ma said, "You don't need to pray to heaven and earth, just say that you love gambling."
"Love to gamble? Why do you love to gamble?" I asked.
"It's a life bet." Daoist Ma pretended to be profound and said: "Marriage is not a life bet. If you bet right, your life is good. If you bet wrong, you are digging your own grave."
"There are so many things, maybe it's a ghost marriage." I said half-jokingly.
"This melon, I'm blind Bibi, and I don't even look where it is. Go, go, do your work!" Ma Daochang drove me away.
I found a temporary house built by melon farmers nearby, tidied it up briefly, and bought some red cloth to make the room more festive, with two red candles, two chairs and an Eight Immortals table.
Don't look at the outside, but when you enter, you will immediately feel a sense of joy.
But to my surprise, as soon as Daoist Ma came in and saw the house, he was immediately disappointed: "Stinky boy, didn't I tell you to have a Western-style wedding."
I said, "Why, is this Western-style wedding different from ours? Don't tell me that Western-style weddings all use white cloth. Isn't that a funeral?"
Daoist Ma immediately agreed: "Yes, this Western-style wedding really uses white cloth..."
"..."
After tossing and tossing for a long time, Taoist Ma and Mi La were married, and I went to save Ah Xiang's soul.
After that, he was ready to leave alone.
But when Daoist Ma heard this, he became anxious with me: "What are you talking nonsense, do you really regard me as a pervert? Let me tell you, I, Ma Rulong, have never done such a wicked thing in my life. Thing, you are going to put me in a place of injustice."
I said: "Master Ma, I appreciate your kindness, but it's really inconvenient for you now. If there is something wrong with you, a family-leader, I really can't explain it to Mila."
"Tell me a fart." Ma Daochang said: "Mila will follow me too. As the saying goes, marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog. What do you think, Mila?"
Mi La smiled wryly: "Marry you, a dead dog, and I will follow you wherever you die."
Ma Daochang nodded sweetly.
"Okay." I know Taoist Ma's temper, if he is not allowed to go, this old Taoist may fight with me.I could only nod my head with difficulty, but I had other plans in my heart.
There is a small town not far ahead, and we are going to replenish some supplies there.
But it wasn't until now that I realized that there was not much left in me.I had no choice but to buy some steamed buns to satisfy my hunger when I was hungry halfway.
There was also a small episode during this period. I found a steamed bun shop, and before I said anything, the owner of the steamed bun shop yelled in surprise: "Wu Daqiang!"
I immediately became nervous. Although I knew I was famous, I never expected to be famous to this extent.My first reaction was that there might be danger, so I immediately asked with a serious expression, "Who are you? How do you know me?"
"Benefactor, don't be nervous, I'm not a bad person. Cuihua, come out and thank your benefactor." The owner of the steamed bun shop yelled into the house, and within a short while, a peasant woman came out.
After that, the owner of the steamed bun shop and the peasant woman knelt down to me together: "Benefactor, benefactor, please sit inside."
I was confused by these two people, and the rest of the stalls in this town were also looking at this side inexplicably.
I said, "Okay, you two get up! I don't know you, so I'll just buy some steamed buns and leave."
"The benefactor came to buy things, how can we ask for money?" The boss said while filling us with steamed buns: "Benefactor, you may not know me, but I do know you! If it weren't for you, I would still be here What about the shadow gate?"
After hearing what the steamed bun shop owner had said, I realized that the steamed bun shop owner used to work in the Shadow Gate, leaving only a newlywed wife behind.
There is one bad thing about the Shadow Sect, that is, if you become a disciple of the Shadow Sect, you will not be able to return until the stipulated number of years.Originally, he planned to be a disciple for three years, but after only one year, he couldn't take it anymore.
He had no choice but to escape, but just after he escaped, he was captured by the shadow gate.
It stands to reason that this should be severely punished.
But just at this time, the sect master of the Shadow Gate was suspected by everyone, and he summoned all the subordinates of the Shadow Gate to carry out the mission, including him.
And who knew that this time it was a blessing in disguise, the Shadow Gate was disbanded by thousands of people, and everyone paid a lot of breakup fees.
If it weren't for me, the Shadow Gate wouldn't be disbanded even if everyone disliked it. At this moment, the owner of the steamed bun shop should still be suffering from the Shadow Gate, right?
That's why I said I was his savior.
I just smiled lightly, cause and effect cause and effect, I planted the cause, and naturally there will be good results.This actually didn't surprise me.
I said to him: "I just did what I should do, you don't need to thank me. I don't need so many steamed buns, I don't have so much money..."
As I said that, I took out all the money, which was only a few dollars.
"No money, no money, benefactor, you can't do this. You want me to owe you a lifetime of favors! I can't help my conscience. Cuihua, go and prepare a table of good wine and food for your benefactor. Let's treat him well today. "
I didn't expect this guy to be so enthusiastic, I spent a lot of time talking, and finally got angry, and the kid finally let me go.But before he left, he had to grab me a lot of money. If I didn't want it, that kid would cry.
No way, I had to put all the money in it.As the saying goes, a penny stumps a hero, and I really don't want to become a beggar.
Before leaving, I packed some home-made pickles for me, and it was finally finished.
I am in this town, and my identity has been exposed, so I can no longer stay in this town.As the saying goes, there are too many people talking, things that appear here will definitely be told by the surrounding businesses, and the possibility of being discovered by the enemy will be greater.
I am young, and my speed is very fast along the way, but Ma Daochang and Mila are not as good as me.Mila, in particular, basically doesn't pay attention to physical exercise on weekdays, and she starts to be out of breath after running for a long time.
But for fear of holding me back, Mira gritted her teeth and persisted.
I found a hidden cave and said to Daoist Ma: "Daoist Ma, let's go to the cave in front to rest for a while! I'm so hungry..."
(End of this chapter)
I was about to bid farewell to Taoist Ma and Mila, but before I said anything, Taoist Ma spoke first: "Ah Xiang, there is something I want to discuss with you..."
Ah Xiang looked at Daoist Ma inexplicably: "Daoist Ma, what's the matter? I'm really sorry about what happened before. I couldn't help myself at the time."
Daoist Ma blushed and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, my family rushed over, it's nothing, it's nothing."
"My family?" Ah Xiang was even more puzzled.
Daoist Ma hurriedly told Ah Xiang about his thoughts. After Ah Xiang listened, he was very happy: "Okay, Mom, this is a happy event. If you can find your wife, I will forget it." With my wish, I can reincarnate with peace of mind."
Mi La hesitated for a moment, then said, "But Ah Xiang, I promised your father..."
"Mother, don't worry. I think if my father knows that you have suffered for him for so many years, he will love you. I hope you can find a new wife. Don't worry about it anymore. Let's talk about it." , even if my father disagrees, isn’t there still mine?”
"Let me say that if there are no accidents in the underworld, ghosts will generally be reincarnated within three years. I think uncle should have been reincarnated long ago, right?" I said.
I told a little lie, I don't believe anything about the underworld and the underworld, and I just said this to persuade Mila.
Mira hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded: "Hey, okay, daughter, Mom will fulfill your wish."
"That's great." Ah Xiang said excitedly: "Mom, I think you two will get married today. After seeing the two of you get married, I will leave too."
Mi La's face was shy: "You are so old, what do you want to worship?"
But Ah Xiang said: "No, no, what's the matter when you are older, love at dusk is also love, don't you think so, uncle?"
Ah Xiang changed his mind quite quickly.
Daoist Ma repeatedly agreed: "Yes, yes, Twilight Love is also love, this ceremony still has to be held."
"Okay." Mira reluctantly agreed.
Then Daoist Ma smiled and patted me on the shoulder: "Boy, I will leave this matter to you."
But I was embarrassed: "Master Ma, I don't know how to do it!"
"Guawazi, I have paid so much for you Yinpai, why can't you sacrifice a little bit for my lifelong happiness?"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and thought to myself that what the old Taoist said was all the same.But since he said so, it would be a bit bad if I refused again, so I had to bite the bullet and agree: "Okay, Daoist Ma, but we have something to say first, the conditions are simple now, let's keep everything simple! Just have that ceremony."
"Okay, okay." Daoist Ma waved his hands impatiently: "Get ready to go! I'll talk to Mira for a while. By the way, I like Western-style weddings, and it would be best if they could be a Western-style wedding."
"Western-style wedding, what kind of Western-style wedding?" Where do I know what a Western-style wedding is.
"It's a wedding held by Westerners." Daoist Ma said, "You don't need to pray to heaven and earth, just say that you love gambling."
"Love to gamble? Why do you love to gamble?" I asked.
"It's a life bet." Daoist Ma pretended to be profound and said: "Marriage is not a life bet. If you bet right, your life is good. If you bet wrong, you are digging your own grave."
"There are so many things, maybe it's a ghost marriage." I said half-jokingly.
"This melon, I'm blind Bibi, and I don't even look where it is. Go, go, do your work!" Ma Daochang drove me away.
I found a temporary house built by melon farmers nearby, tidied it up briefly, and bought some red cloth to make the room more festive, with two red candles, two chairs and an Eight Immortals table.
Don't look at the outside, but when you enter, you will immediately feel a sense of joy.
But to my surprise, as soon as Daoist Ma came in and saw the house, he was immediately disappointed: "Stinky boy, didn't I tell you to have a Western-style wedding."
I said, "Why, is this Western-style wedding different from ours? Don't tell me that Western-style weddings all use white cloth. Isn't that a funeral?"
Daoist Ma immediately agreed: "Yes, this Western-style wedding really uses white cloth..."
"..."
After tossing and tossing for a long time, Taoist Ma and Mi La were married, and I went to save Ah Xiang's soul.
After that, he was ready to leave alone.
But when Daoist Ma heard this, he became anxious with me: "What are you talking nonsense, do you really regard me as a pervert? Let me tell you, I, Ma Rulong, have never done such a wicked thing in my life. Thing, you are going to put me in a place of injustice."
I said: "Master Ma, I appreciate your kindness, but it's really inconvenient for you now. If there is something wrong with you, a family-leader, I really can't explain it to Mila."
"Tell me a fart." Ma Daochang said: "Mila will follow me too. As the saying goes, marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog. What do you think, Mila?"
Mi La smiled wryly: "Marry you, a dead dog, and I will follow you wherever you die."
Ma Daochang nodded sweetly.
"Okay." I know Taoist Ma's temper, if he is not allowed to go, this old Taoist may fight with me.I could only nod my head with difficulty, but I had other plans in my heart.
There is a small town not far ahead, and we are going to replenish some supplies there.
But it wasn't until now that I realized that there was not much left in me.I had no choice but to buy some steamed buns to satisfy my hunger when I was hungry halfway.
There was also a small episode during this period. I found a steamed bun shop, and before I said anything, the owner of the steamed bun shop yelled in surprise: "Wu Daqiang!"
I immediately became nervous. Although I knew I was famous, I never expected to be famous to this extent.My first reaction was that there might be danger, so I immediately asked with a serious expression, "Who are you? How do you know me?"
"Benefactor, don't be nervous, I'm not a bad person. Cuihua, come out and thank your benefactor." The owner of the steamed bun shop yelled into the house, and within a short while, a peasant woman came out.
After that, the owner of the steamed bun shop and the peasant woman knelt down to me together: "Benefactor, benefactor, please sit inside."
I was confused by these two people, and the rest of the stalls in this town were also looking at this side inexplicably.
I said, "Okay, you two get up! I don't know you, so I'll just buy some steamed buns and leave."
"The benefactor came to buy things, how can we ask for money?" The boss said while filling us with steamed buns: "Benefactor, you may not know me, but I do know you! If it weren't for you, I would still be here What about the shadow gate?"
After hearing what the steamed bun shop owner had said, I realized that the steamed bun shop owner used to work in the Shadow Gate, leaving only a newlywed wife behind.
There is one bad thing about the Shadow Sect, that is, if you become a disciple of the Shadow Sect, you will not be able to return until the stipulated number of years.Originally, he planned to be a disciple for three years, but after only one year, he couldn't take it anymore.
He had no choice but to escape, but just after he escaped, he was captured by the shadow gate.
It stands to reason that this should be severely punished.
But just at this time, the sect master of the Shadow Gate was suspected by everyone, and he summoned all the subordinates of the Shadow Gate to carry out the mission, including him.
And who knew that this time it was a blessing in disguise, the Shadow Gate was disbanded by thousands of people, and everyone paid a lot of breakup fees.
If it weren't for me, the Shadow Gate wouldn't be disbanded even if everyone disliked it. At this moment, the owner of the steamed bun shop should still be suffering from the Shadow Gate, right?
That's why I said I was his savior.
I just smiled lightly, cause and effect cause and effect, I planted the cause, and naturally there will be good results.This actually didn't surprise me.
I said to him: "I just did what I should do, you don't need to thank me. I don't need so many steamed buns, I don't have so much money..."
As I said that, I took out all the money, which was only a few dollars.
"No money, no money, benefactor, you can't do this. You want me to owe you a lifetime of favors! I can't help my conscience. Cuihua, go and prepare a table of good wine and food for your benefactor. Let's treat him well today. "
I didn't expect this guy to be so enthusiastic, I spent a lot of time talking, and finally got angry, and the kid finally let me go.But before he left, he had to grab me a lot of money. If I didn't want it, that kid would cry.
No way, I had to put all the money in it.As the saying goes, a penny stumps a hero, and I really don't want to become a beggar.
Before leaving, I packed some home-made pickles for me, and it was finally finished.
I am in this town, and my identity has been exposed, so I can no longer stay in this town.As the saying goes, there are too many people talking, things that appear here will definitely be told by the surrounding businesses, and the possibility of being discovered by the enemy will be greater.
I am young, and my speed is very fast along the way, but Ma Daochang and Mila are not as good as me.Mila, in particular, basically doesn't pay attention to physical exercise on weekdays, and she starts to be out of breath after running for a long time.
But for fear of holding me back, Mira gritted her teeth and persisted.
I found a hidden cave and said to Daoist Ma: "Daoist Ma, let's go to the cave in front to rest for a while! I'm so hungry..."
(End of this chapter)
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