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Chapter 521 Overt Contest, Secret War

"Sophora pagoda tree and the bodies of some old things, no... are gone." The guard said tremblingly, "We...we found a hole, which led to the outside, and we have sent someone to look for it. Sir, Don't worry, we... we will definitely find it."

"What?" The unibrowed face turned green in an instant: "You bunch of idiots, what is the use of me raising you?"

After finishing speaking, he looked at me angrily: "Wu Daqiang, is it you who did it again? Humph, do you like to do sneaky things if you are a member of the Yin faction?"

"No way." I said with a cold smile: "To deal with some villains, you must use the method of dealing with villains."

Da Shan laughed: "It's impossible to catch up with them. They probably have returned to the Central Plains world by now. You stupid things, dare to chase them out of the Western Paradise?"

Yizimei was furious, but there was nothing he could do.

"You all get out of here." Yi Zimei glared at the guard: "No one is allowed to come in without my order."

The guards withdrew in a hurry.

The one-word eyebrow looked at me with a cold smile: "I see you are a smart man, I will make a deal with you today."

I said coldly: "What kind of deal are you doing? Don't I have too many deals with you? I'm not a businessman."

"You must be interested in this transaction." One word eyebrow said with a smile: "I know you have grasped Lao Tzu's handle, if you sell Lao Tzu in the martial arts competition, then the old thing will definitely take the opportunity to eradicate Lao Tzu, because I have always been incompatible with him, and I will not give up any chance to kill each other."

"So, I hope you can kill the Great Sage Hades in tomorrow's competition." Yizimei said: "In this way, you can save your own life, and I can assure you that in the future, the two of us will be together." If you don’t offend the river, I won’t chase and kill you Yinpai again, as long as you restrain yourself a bit and make sure you don’t appear in the Western Paradise again.”

I said coldly: "You trust me so much that I can defeat the Great Sage Nether Sky?"

"You can." Yizimei said: "I will tell you some fatal weaknesses of the Great Sage Hades, if you attack his fatal weaknesses, coupled with your current ability, you will definitely be able to survive."

I smiled and said, "Well, I'd like to hear what your weakness is."

Yizimei whispered a few words to me. After hearing this, I was shocked. Such a strong person has such a weakness.If I think about it, if I make full use of this weakness, I really have a lot of confidence to beat the Great Sage Hades.

"You are a smart man." Yizimei laughed: "You know what to do to ensure Yinpai's best interests, and to ensure the safety of your grandma and grandpa. Haha, haha!"

"Aren't you afraid that I won't agree and run away?" I asked.

"Not afraid." Yizimei said: "I understand you, you are not the kind of person who shrinks, that's all right, I won't talk nonsense with you, I have to call an emergency meeting."

After finishing speaking, Yizimei laughed and walked away.But Dashan looked at me inexplicably: "Why, are they fighting each other? Let me go, this old bastard is too vicious and cunning, I think he is more dangerous than the Great Sage Hades."

"That's right, a person with a crooked gut like Yizimei is the most cunning." I said with a smile, "That's why I put him first."

"Then how do we deal with him?" Da Shan asked, "I don't think we can trust unibrows."

"Of course, some words can be believed, and some words cannot be believed." I said: "Don't worry! Don't worry, I have already figured out a way to deal with monograms. Since he wants to borrow a knife to kill people, let's give him Let's fight an eye for an eye."

"You also want to borrow a knife to kill people?" Dashan asked cautiously, very cleverly.

I nodded.

Dashan smiled: "When did you become so black-bellied? It seems that we should be careful when dealing with you in the future."

"Cut." I smiled: "You are much darker than me. To deal with this kind of person, you have to use any means."

"Sleep!" I said, "Tomorrow will greet us with the hope of a new day."

Dashan nodded, got into the soil and fell asleep.Dashan said that this is a habit he has cultivated, if he does not sleep in the soil, he will not be at ease.

Hearing what Dashan said, my nose was sore for a while. How much did Dashan suffer to develop this "good habit".

He is innocent, and those people in our village who were dragged to town Dahuaishu are also innocent.If it can be compensated, I really hope to compensate them.

I fell asleep until dawn, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a monogram.Right now Yizimei is standing outside the cage, looking at me with a smile on his face: "Boy, did you sleep well?"

I smiled and nodded: "Well, it's okay, you didn't make trouble last night, did you?"

"It's okay." Yizimei said with a smile: "I like dealing with smart people. By the way, let me tell you in advance, I went to the fighting stage, looked southeast, and prepared a small gift for you. "

"Gift? Would you be kind enough to prepare a gift for me?" I raised my eyebrows and said, "I will be thankful if you don't play tricks."

"Heh, this gift of mine is also to prevent you from playing tricks." Said Yizimei.

My heart was beating wildly, and I always felt that the unibrow meant something. What gift was there to prevent me from playing tricks?It seems that in order to prevent me from 'borrowing a knife to kill someone', this word eyebrow has also prepared a hole card.

Under the leadership of Yizimei, Dashan and I walked to the fighting field.It's chilly in spring, and the air is still a bit thin and cold. As soon as I went out, I felt a chill attacking me.

My body couldn't help but tremble, Dashan took off his shirt and put it on me: "Put it on, I will always be your strong backing."

"Don't say such provocative words." I said, "I always feel like seeing off."

"Bah, bah, spit three times, fart everything you said." Da Shan thought it was bad luck, so he spat three times on the ground vigorously.Then I did the same, and finally looked at each other and laughed.

Many Xitian people sitting under the stands looked at us curiously, discussing in whispers, probably took our actions just now as the magic of the Central Plains.

Now there are many people around the stands. After all, this level of fighting skills is very rare, because it is rare, it is naturally attractive.

But the ones who came now were all civilians, and some heavyweight guests would come a few minutes before the official start of the game, so as to show their dignity.

The first thing I did when I went to the fighting platform was to follow the guidance of Yizimei and glance to the southeast.

There is a small hill that is not very high, and on the top of the hill, there are still a few people standing.And the one in the middle is the body of grandma.

Immediately, I had a headache and my heart beat faster.Grandma was finally caught by them?I felt hopeless, angry.Is this the trump card for blackmailing me?It seems that Yizimei was worried that I would betray him, so she threatened me with my grandma's body.

The one-word eyebrows are really 'good'.

Dashan also found his grandma's body, his face turned pale in a flash, and he looked at me with panic eyes, which were clearly begging me to let him go and rescue grandma.

But I knew in my heart that even if Dashan went to rescue grandma now, it would be useless, and he might fall into it instead.It is impossible for a person as smart as Yizimei not to send some top experts over there.

If I go, maybe there is still some hope, but Dashan... he is most powerful in driving corpses and digging into the ground, attacking directly, his strength may not be good.

I shook my head lightly at Dashan, signaling Dashan not to be impulsive.Then my brain spun quickly, and I finally thought of a way to deal with it.

I suspect that there is something wrong with grandma's physical body!
In fact, there are several hills nearer to this stand. Even if they stand on these nearby hills, they will not be discovered by the Xitian people.But why did you choose the mountain with the farthest distance?I suspect there is a ghost here, maybe it's the one-character eyebrow that worries me to see clearly.

That means the physical body may be fake.In order to judge whether it is correct or not, I decided to check it out myself.Of course I can't blatantly climb the mountain to see it, that would scare the snake away.

I thought of the visualization method I learned a few days ago, and I felt that if I used the visualization method to get out of my body, I would be able to see some tricks.

After thinking about this, I found a corner and sat down in a meditation posture.At the same time, he said to Dashan: "Dashan, protect me, I need to meditate for a few minutes, and cultivate my soul power!"

Dashan immediately jumped up and stood beside me.But I quickly entered the state of contemplation, and then began to imagine the method of the soul out of the body.

The meditation method and the method of inviting the upper body of the gods have a lot in common. If you are not careful, these two spells can be combined.

But fortunately, I have been practicing these two spells hard these days, so I have already mastered some tricks of visualizing thoughts.And now my soul power is enough, and I can easily display my ideas.

My soul gradually floated out of my body, towards the southeast mountain top.Now I am in the state of a soul, and the Xitian people actually focus on physical body cultivation. In addition, no real masters have come to the scene, so no one has noticed that my soul has left the body.

I flew straight all the way to the top of the mountain and saw my grandma's body.Looking at it suddenly, grandma's physical body is lifelike, and basically there are no flaws to be seen.

But if you observe carefully, you will find that there is a big crack on the back of grandma, and a piece of 'human skin' is draped on it, which can be seen at a glance as fake.

I sneered in my heart, thinking to myself that one-syllable eyebrows, one-syllable eyebrows, the smart one was confused for a while, you never thought that I have already learned the idea of ​​meditation, right?

I slowly opened my eyes, stood up slowly, and patted Dashan on the shoulder: "Okay, Dashan."

Yizimei stood under the stage, looking at me with a smile on his face.

I pretended not to know, and nodded to him, saying that I will definitely work hard!
(End of this chapter)