pick up the pussy

Chapter 63
"When you came, didn't you encounter any unclean things?" The fortune teller whispered in my ear: "My firecrackers are used to ward off ghosts. Come, you also get some."

Saying that, the fortune teller gave me a bundle of two kicks.

I walked with the fortune teller with Er Tijiao in my arms. This time, the "uncle ghost" was still leading the way. With the wind lantern of death by the fortune teller, we finally returned a lot faster when we returned.

And these firecrackers are useless, maybe they were scared away by the firecrackers before the fortune teller?So those weird shiny things didn't bother us.

I am completely convinced by Shen Suanzi's method of exorcising ghosts. This Shen Suanzi's brain is really smart.

Soon, the two of us came to the position of the trap. Liu Yishou probably fainted from the pain and lay motionless on the ground.

I hurried forward and called out to Liu Yishou twice, Liu Yishou finally opened his eyes slowly.

After discovering that I brought back the fortune teller, I immediately burst into tears with excitement: "Hurry up, hurry up, I can't hold on any longer, my leg... looks like it's broken."

I saw that Liu Yishou's face was pale and his feet were stained red with blood. I knew the situation was quite serious, so I cleaned up Liu Yishou's wound in a hurry without saying a word.

Shen Suanzi used a screwdriver and various tools to remove the trap.

Liu Yishou looked at me with a smile on his face: "Brother, please forgive me."

After finishing speaking, he fainted.

Shen Suanzi and I carried Liu Yishou back home. After returning to Shen Suanzi's house, I was exhausted and exhausted, but I dared not sleep. I was worried that Shen Suanzi would attack us while we were asleep.

Shen Suanzi was brewing medicine outside. I asked Liu Yishou to rest in the room, and I went out, sat opposite to Shen Suanzi and asked, "Are you with those armored men? What are their backgrounds?"

The fortune teller hesitated for a moment, then said, "Don't you know them?"

I shook my head: "Should I know them?"

"Of course it should." The fortune teller said, "They say you are their traitor, and they are here to arrest you this time."

"I am their traitor?" I couldn't laugh or cry: "Do you believe this kind of lie? Just kidding, I am only 11 years old, how could I betray them?"

The fortune teller said: "But they don't seem to be joking. In fact, let me tell you, I am not with them. I was forced to go by them. Look at my neck. Is there a scar on my neck? A knife wound? That wound is where they put a knife on my neck and forced me to find you, and I can't help it. "

I asked, "Do you know where I am?"

Shen Suanzi nodded: "Otherwise, I would be called Shen Suanzi."

"Then help me figure it out, where are Qiao'er and Huo Mingyue now?"

"You have to give me the horoscope of the other party's date of birth." The fortune teller said to me while boiling the medicine.

"I still have to ask for the horoscope of my birthday." I was stunned for a moment, where would I know their horoscopes of birth: "Then how did you get my horoscope when you figured out where I was?"

"Those weirdos told me." The fortune teller said.

"How do they know my birth date?" I was stunned for a moment, looking at the fortune teller inexplicably.

The fortune teller said: "I don't know where to go, anyway, I think, these guys are not good people, try not to touch them if you can, and drowning a few fucking children is like playing."

I nodded: "Then can you figure out where those people are now?"

"Yes, give me their birth date." The fortune teller said.

This is no nonsense.

"By the way, there is one more thing. I don't know if I should tell you." After being silent for a moment, the magic operator suddenly whispered.

"What's the matter, tell me." I said.

"According to my calculation, you should be at least a hundred years old now." The fortune teller said, "Don't be surprised. At first I also thought that I made a mistake, but I calculated carefully and found that before you were one year old, you actually There is a 99-year-old destiny, which means that before you are one year old, you have 99 years of life experience."

"You think this is fun, don't you?" I looked at the fortune teller and sneered, "This kind of thing that fools a three-year-old kid is also used to fool me?"

The fortune teller said: "Forget it, maybe there is something wrong with my hexagram? I also think this is impossible. Well, the medicine is ready, let's take it."

I basically regarded this as the bragging of the fortune teller, so I didn't continue to entangle in this matter, picked up the casserole and walked in.

I carefully filled a bowl of medicine and asked Liu to get up and drink it.

Liu looked at the yellow-brown decoction with one hand, and frowned: "Grandma's, I hate Chinese medicine the most."

However, in order to heal the wound as soon as possible, Liu Yishou picked it up and drank it.

As soon as Liu Yishou finished drinking, the fortune teller walked in: "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Drink the medicine." Liu Yishou said.

"That medicine is for wiping wounds, who told you to drink it?" Shen Suanzi's eyes widened.

After finally treating Liu Yishou's injury, I just fell asleep and fell asleep. I can feel that the fortune teller is not a bad person, and he probably won't do something unfavorable to us at night.

When I opened my eyes the next day, it was already daylight. I stretched and got up from the bed.The air at the foot of the mountain is quite comfortable, unlike on the mountain, it is full of fog in the morning, and it feels chilly in the lungs.

Liu Yishou also got off the bed, although he was still a little limping, but he was basically fine.Sometimes I admire this kid, his body's self-healing ability is too fucking abnormal.If this is an ordinary person, he will be injured for a hundred days.

"Magic fortune teller, magic fortune teller." Liu Yishou shouted.

The magic operator came out of the room with a yawn, "What are you doing, why are you yelling so early in the morning?"

"Last time, I remember that the master gave you a box of the best West Lake Dragon Well Tea, and let me have a taste of it."

Shen Suanzi scolded: "Taste a fart, I don't even want to take a sip."

Liu Yishou suddenly looked at the fortune teller with a smirk on his face: "I said fortune teller, you really don't worry about what happened last time, so I'll tell you about it?"

When Liu Yishou frightened him like this, the fortune teller's face immediately changed drastically: "You...you boy, forget it, I'll convince you to death. Hey God, why am I so unlucky."

I whispered to Liu Yishou: "What are you holding on to the magic fortune teller?"

"I found out what this old thing was doing to his wife's portrait last time." Liu Yishou said.

"What happened to the portrait of my wife?" I asked inexplicably, I really couldn't figure it out at the time.

Liu Yishou said: "You won't understand if you tell me, haha, let's go, today is my treat, please taste the tea that was tributed to the emperor before. Let's also enjoy the emperor's addiction."

Shen Suanzi's tea making skills are really superb. He has professional tea making tools here, and it seems that Shen Suanzi is a very professional tea maker. A long pot and three cups are shaken up and down by him, and his movements are graceful. , Those cups seemed to stick to his body, no matter how much he twisted, they just wouldn't fall off.

After a while, a refreshing tea fragrance slowly drifted over, smelling it, I was actually a little thirsty.

I swallowed a mouthful of spit, and patiently watched the fortune teller make tea.Soon the tea was brewed, and Shen Suanzi poured each of us a cup of tea. Once we poured it in, the aroma immediately overflowed and made people intoxicated.

I couldn't wait to take a sip, the taste was soft and a bit bitter, but as the tea flowed into my throat, a hint of sweetness gradually permeated, this feeling is quite enjoyable.

"How does it taste?" The fortune teller smiled wretchedly, his eyes narrowed.

I said, "Well, it's okay."

"What do you mean it's okay." The fortune teller glared at me with some dissatisfaction: "If you can find a second one who can brew this flavor from all over the world, I will count you as good."

Liu Yishou smiled and said, "Well, you're good at kung fu! Let me tell you, you old man, you don't know what to do. Making tea is a lady's craft. Do you feel proud of making tea? "

Shen Suanzi blew his beard and stared angrily, but he was helpless.

After drinking tea, Liu Yishou took me up the mountain.I was still a little worried about Qiaoer's safety, but the fortune teller told me that there was no need to worry about Qiaoer's safety. Those people seemed to respect Qiaoer very much, and Qiaoer went with them voluntarily.

Although I don't know why they respect Qiao'er, nor why Qiao'er follows them, but I vaguely feel that there must be a cause and an effect, and this cause must be explored by me.

After returning to the mountain, we resumed the regular life some time ago, eating, practicing, sleeping and resting.

During this time, Daoist Ma also found my parents, and my parents also went up the mountain to find me several times.But I didn't go back with them. First, they were working outside and took a few days off. Second, I was used to living in the mountains.

Time flies quickly, rushing like running water, winter goes to spring, and in the blink of an eye, a few years have passed like this.

During this period, I have never stopped planning to look for those people. My grandma, sixth grandpa, fourth grandma, Huo Mingyue and Qiaoer have no news about them.

They seemed to disappear from the world all of a sudden.

In the past few years, Liu Yishou and I have grown in size like crazy. The food on this mountain is so nourishing. Both Liu Yishou and I are as strong as young people.

Over the years, we have not neglected our practice. After passing the test of Daoist Ma, Liu Yishou can finally become a teacher.And I also vaguely feel that I can almost be alone.

Finally one day, Daoist Ma called Liu Yishou and me to him and said that he had something to tell us.

Liu and I saw Daoist Ma's serious and serious expression with one hand, so we knew something must have happened!
(End of this chapter)