Pirated Ronaldo

Chapter 474 Serious Moral Issues

The Red Devils Manchester United was a guest at West Ham's Upton Park Stadium, beating the home team 3:1 and achieving a victory. This description is very common, and it can't be more normal.

But whoever talks about this game can tell a thrilling story!
From the deliberate trouble at Upton Park before the game to the total of four goals between the two sides in the game, what happened in this game is enough to be adapted into a TV series, and it is enough to be memorable. All this TV series The plots in the story were put on newspapers by the media, and the specific process was explained in detail to satisfy the curiosity of fans who missed watching the game. Even those who went to the scene or watched the game on TV were willing to collect a few. Relevant newspapers are kept as a souvenir.

A very classic game!A tale of three goals and three riots!The anecdote about the birth of Europe's No. [-] Banana Brother!

Compared with the sad atmosphere in East London, Carrington Castle in Manchester is full of joy.

Manchester United is the winning side, the proud side, this game is enough to be regarded as a part of Manchester United's Red Devils legend, because everything that happened in this game is too embarrassing and powerful for Manchester United, although it is just an ordinary game League, but when all Manchester United people talked about this game, they felt extremely glorious, as if this team had returned to the most glorious era of the 90s.

Ronan is so popular, he has become the hero in the hearts of the Red Devils in this era, and no one is more qualified to represent the iron-blooded spirit of the Red Devils than him!

In order not to let himself fall down, he did not hesitate to hit the ground with his fist, and still hit the ball into the opponent's goal after breaking his finger!Hero too!

After being insulted by the opponent's fans, he picked up two bananas, and if he scored a goal, he would eat one!Arrogant too!
The Red Devils Manchester United, in the first ten years of the Premier League, won eight championships, and also won the unprecedented European Triple Crown in 1999. What a hero, what a domineering unparalleled, any other team can only look up to them, they are this The kings of the world, only they can look down on all living beings, only they are qualified to be crazy!Qualified to be proud!

Ronando's actions just catered to the hearts of thousands of Red Devils fans, making them feel that the invincible and ferocious Red Devils are back again!
If before this game, in the minds of the Red Devils fans, Manchester United still belonged to the era of the older generation of superstars, then, after this battle, they have already recognized in their hearts that the new generation of young people in the team has already Sufficient ability to take over the banner held by the older generation and carry the banner of the Red Devils.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the leader among young people. He even slightly surpassed Wayne Rooney to become No.1 and the top card of Manchester United.

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On Monday, a group of young people gathered at Ronando's house in Salford, not only Rooney and Darren Fletcher, but also Gerard Pique, Giuseppe Rossi, Adam Exley, all the youngsters in the first team who were close to Ronando, gathered.

Darren Fletcher held a newspaper in his hand and yelled: "Oh! Look at this one! Upton curses, Manchester United kid eats bananas! ... Cristiano, the paper is everywhere now A picture of you eating a banana!"

Giuseppe Rossi envied: "If the person in the photo is me, death is worth it!"

Gerard Pique smiled: "I'm still lucky! Read this... my favorite newspaper!"

A few people leaned over and saw that the newspaper in Gerard Pique's hand turned out to be a group of pictures. This is quite creative and clear at a glance. It is a bit of the style of the Internet age. Every picture in the newspaper has been added The virtual dialogue makes these pictures lively and interesting, and the content of the pictures is of course the banana incident.

First picture, Ronando and Darren Fletcher, scene: player tunnel.Fletcher: "Are you hungry?" Ronando: "Such a good banana, don't waste it!"

The second picture, Ronando and Gerard? Pique, the scene: the bench.Pique: "Are West Ham's bananas delicious?" Ronando: "It's delicious!"

The third picture, Ronando and Paul Konchesky, scene: stadium.Konchesky: "Why are you running so fast?" Ronando: "Because of eating bananas."

The fourth picture, Ronando and Steven? Bennett, the scene: the sidelines.Bennett: "Don't eat bananas next time!" Ronando: "Today's portion is gone."

It's so funny, the pictures in this newspaper are very vivid, especially the dialogues, which made everyone laugh.

In Sunday's match, referee Steven Bennett did send Ronaldo to the sidelines himself and told him not to eat bananas during games in the future.

Don't get me wrong, it wasn't Steven Bennett, who was so angry that he almost went crazy, that he sent off Ronando with a red card, but after Ronando scored the third goal, out of protecting him Purpose, Ferguson replaced Ronando with Giuseppe Rossi, and Steven Bennett personally escorted Ronando off the field, which can be explained as the referee is very conscientious. s attack.

It is really a rare anecdote in football that a referee is forced to this position.

In this game that can be handed down for generations, Steven Bennett was devastated. Just those three fan riots were enough for him to be busy. When he was interviewed by reporters after the game, Steven Bennett Nate just said one sentence: "I will suggest to the referee committee in the game report that players should be prohibited from eating food thrown by fans at the scene, especially bananas!"

This sentence is enough to show Steven Bennett's helplessness, but even if his suggestion is adopted, it cannot be applied in this game, because no one knows the two bananas that Ronando ate at the scene , Is it the two that West Ham fans used to smash him and were picked up by Ronando?

But one thing is clear, since then, anyone who wants to use bananas to attack players of color has to be careful. If they end up like West Ham fans, they will be ruined.

Bananagate incident!
The word most frequently used by major European media to introduce this game is "banana", and banana door has also become an original term for this game, which is equivalent to balloon door, flying boot door, phone door...

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Second hat-trick in a month and a week!
Ronaldo's first goal hat-trick in Manchester United came in Manchester United's game against Tottenham on October 10. Surprisingly, the two victimized teams were both London teams. Ronaldo has great lethality to several traditional strong teams in London. Apart from Tottenham and West Ham, Chelsea are also victims. The unbeaten record of 22 league games ended.

14 goals in 12 rounds of the league, which is also a god-like statistic!

When the 14th round of the Premier League game ended, people were surprised to find that, counting the three goals in this game, Ronando's league goals had reached 12 goals, approaching Thierry Henry's top scorer 13 balls!
God!is this real?An 18-year-old young player who can threaten Super Henry's top scorer status?

He is not a striker!He's just a winger!

The last active midfielder who was dubbed the title of "Sharp Shooter" was Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard. He became Chelsea's top scorer last season and also ranked in the league scorer list Sixth, third among all English players, with 13 league goals.

Not counting playing time, Lampard scored 38 goals in 13 league rounds, scoring an average of one goal every 260 minutes. Such data is not scary.

Ronando's data is scary, also converted into a unit of scoring time, that is, scoring 13 goals in 12 games (Manchester United missed one game), averaging 97 minutes to score a goal!Based on this scoring efficiency, wouldn't he be able to score 5 goals after one season!It's just the league!
What is the concept of scoring 35 league goals in a season?
In the 12 seasons after the reorganization of the Premier League, there were only 30 times when the previous top scorer scored more than 5 goals in a season, and the highest number of goals occurred in 1994 and 1995. The players who scored the most goals were Andy Cole, who played for Newcastle, and Alan Shearer, who played for Blackburn. Among them, Alan Shearer was unlucky because he was the second player to complete this number of goals, so he did not Qualified to be the creator of this scoring record can only be said to tie the record.

So, what is this goal record that has not been broken for 11 years? 34 balls!
I think back then why Andy Cole was so awesome at Manchester United, dared to be arrogant and challenged everything, even an absolute superstar like David Beckham, he dared to publicly reprimand him, and dared to confront Ferguson, it was not just because He is one of the famous Manchester United black winds, but because he is the record holder of the Premier League in a single season and is a banner of the Premier League. He is almost as important as Alan Shearer, who is the number one scorer in the Premier League. status.

If Ronando can break the record held by Andy Cole for more than ten years, that would be awesome!
Don't look at Arsenal's Henry, who has won three league golden boots in the last four seasons. His prestige is comparable to that of Alan Shearer, who won three consecutive top scorers in the mid-90s. However, Henry's personal peak was in 2004. His personal goals this season was 30 goals, and it was the only time he allowed his season goals to reach the 30-goal mark.

From this point of view, Henry's current number of goals is still on Ronaldo's head, but his goals in the following leagues should gradually decrease, and it is impossible to continue to maintain the level of one goal per game.

In the Premier League, Manchester United is the team that has won the most league championships. However, it is not dominant in the competition for the honor of the league's top scorer. So far, only two players have won this honor. That is Dwight in 1999 Yorke and Ruud van Nistelrooy in 2003, Ruud van Nistelrooy beat Henry's 25 goals with 24 goals that year. It was a good win, but Dwight Yorke was a little worse. He was with two other players, Michael Owen and Dane Dublin shared the honor of the top scorer in 1999, scoring only 18 goals.

It can be seen from the above description that even if Manchester United lost to Chelsea in the league championship, if Ronaldo can win the league Golden Boot, Manchester United this season will be a successful season.

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On Tuesday, November 11th, the press center of Longridge Building, a famous landmark in Manchester.

In the spacious reception room, there are more than a dozen people of all kinds, men and women. They are the protagonists of this news center today, and they are waiting for the press conference to be held by the Italian company Armani. The theme is the latest business promotion plan of Armani company: " Fashion Fame", the upcoming episodic commercial starring Ronando and Irina.

As the leader in the international ready-to-wear market, Armani's arrangement of the press conference in Manchester is not only an honor for this city, but also an honor for England!
Manchester is an emerging industrial city in the UK, and its status in England is definitely not as good as London, but Armani chose Manchester instead of London, which is to spare no effort to praise Ronando.

At this time, the real "Fame" directed by the famous Hollywood director Danny Cannon has entered the final stage of filming, and the film crew including the famous British screenwriter Dick Clement is still in the northeastern city of Newcastle, England , the first official football-themed film in the history of football, has received strong support from FIFA. The film focuses on the two cities of Newcastle and London, including Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham and other London teams. .

Now that it has entered the final stage of filming, it is impossible to add new content and new teams to the film. Those clubs that failed to participate in the filming have been insulated from this film.

A football film like "Become Famous" chose England instead of Manchester?No Red Devils Manchester United?

Fortunately, they also have a copycat version of "Fashion Fame"!And Cristiano? Ronaldo!
Green Evans, Mayor of Manchester: "Manchester's motto, wisdom and hard work! Mr. Giovanni Armani, I believe that your publicity plan will be an unprecedented success! I also believe that Manchester United player Cristiano It is the most correct choice for Armani, he represents wisdom and hard work! He is the star of our city!"

Giovanni Armani, Marketing Planning Director of Armani: "Mr. Mayor Evans, I agree with you very much. I personally think that Manchester represents the emerging business market in the UK. This city is more in line with Armani's vision than London or Newcastle. We need it, so we're here."

Joel Glazer, Chairman of the Manchester United Club: "Thanks to Mr. Armani, and to Mayor Evans! Manchester United will try its best to cooperate with the filming of this commercial."

The mayor of Manchester, members of the Armani family, planning director, chairman of Manchester United, these guys are all big shots!
Compared to these big shots, Ronando, who was going to be the leading actor in the commercial, became an inconspicuous little guy. He sat quietly in a chair, watching the big shots pretending to be false.

They're all stupid guys!To put it bluntly, the Italian company Armani wants to take a ride on "Become Fame", which is a big production that is said to cost [-] million US dollars, and it is also a major event in the global sports world. The four-year World Cup will open next year. , At such a time, whoever can take advantage of the spring breeze of "Become Famous" can make a lot of money.

Manchester, which was abandoned by "Fame to Fame", is of course not convinced. With this copycat version of "Fame to Fame", at least it looks a little better, so Mayor Green Evans came to join in the fun.

But a press conference for a clothing brand worthy of ascending to the heights of the city?hypocritical!
At this time, a blond girl with long legs and blue eyes sitting next to Ronando quietly turned her head and asked softly: "Cristiano, you said that if I set my first place to enter the European market in England... do you think it's appropriate?"

"England? ... Armani is an Italian company, why don't you choose Italy, like Milan? That's the fashion capital of Europe."

Ronando turned his head and looked over in a strange way, just in time to see Irina's smooth forehead, her big blue eyes, and her long hair casually draped over her shoulders. However, the girl who is attracted to is Irina Shayk, a long-legged little girl from Russia, who is also a big ocean horse, with a height of 175cm, and she doesn't look much shorter than Ronan.

Irina's hair was originally a brown that was close to black, but now the golden color is dyed, which will make her look more in line with European aesthetics.

Feeling Ronando's gaze, Irina lowered her head meekly, a blush flew on her cheeks: "My agent suggested that I choose Manchester as my permanent residence...I think it's very beautiful here. .”

Manchester is beautiful?This Nima is definitely a bad excuse!

If Manchester is a modern metropolis, this statement is certainly true, but this international metropolis developed on the basis of an industrial city is definitely not "beautiful", at least it is worse than a city like Milan Far, not even as good as Lisbon in Portugal.

Irina is going to live in Manchester?The only reason is because he is here, Cristiano Ronaldo...

While Ronando was sitting there racking his brains and thinking about whether to agree to let Irina live in Manchester, a sudden voice caught his attention.

That is Julie Taymor, a famous American Jewish female director who was hired by Armani Company as the director of commercials. She is a middle-aged woman who still has charm, and she is Jewish. I don’t know if she has any relationship with the new owner of Manchester United, the Glazer family. Contact, because the Glazers are Jewish.

"The film directed by Danny Cannon cost [-] million dollars, but I don't think money is the key to the success of a commercial. Whether the plot is real and touching is what I value most...Mr. Glazer, sorry May I venture, do you know if the plot of this commercial is real? Or that your player has a beautiful fiancée in Portugal and he actually expresses his love to a Russian girl?"

hum!Moral issue!

The female director Julie Taymor glanced at Ronando, but she was asking Joel Glazer, because her question was too sensitive, and it was related to the basic moral standards of human beings!

(End of this chapter)