Who is my upstairs
Chapter 85 Newspaper Suppressing Evil
Chapter 85 Newspaper Suppressing Evil
Yang Xiaofan heard that Xu Gang was going to serve these disgusting rat corpses as a snack, although he knew that Xu Gang was just saying this verbally and would not really serve these rat corpses as a snack, but his stomach still churns for a while.
She deliberately didn't observe Xu Gang's movements, and silently recited the multiplication formula in her heart, diverting her attention.
Soon, Xu Gang packed the mouse's body in a black plastic bag, found a sackcloth to wipe off the blood on the ground, and finally picked up the big mouse in the water tank and threw it into the plastic bag together with the bloody rag Make a knot.
He asked Yang Xiaofan: "Miss Xiaofan, do you have a newspaper?"
"There are newspapers, what kind of newspapers do you want to read?" Yang Xiaofan naively thought that Xu Gang had finished his work and was going to read newspapers to pass the time.
Unexpectedly, Xu Gang said: "My master said, this word, with righteousness, can suppress evil spirits. I think, the newspaper has the most words, how powerful is the righteousness that suppresses evil spirits? That's right! My master's thinking is not as good as mine! It's not a good sign that there are dead rats in the Li family's ancestral house, maybe there are evil spirits at work. Wrap these things in newspaper and burn them Now, these things should not come out to make trouble. If it doesn’t work, it only means that I am not proficient in business knowledge enough to solve the problems of beautiful women, so I can only go back and ask my master.”
For newspapers, there are many "Wen Wei Po" that Li Shaohuang reads in the house, and Yang Xiaofan himself occasionally buys "Global Weekly" to pass the time.
Yang Xiaofan randomly picked two copies of newspapers from a pile of old newspapers and gave them to Xu Gang. Xu Gang wrapped the black garbage bags with newspapers, sent them to the garden outside, lit them with a lighter, and burned them on the spot.
I don't know if it's a problem with the material of the plastic bag, or if these rats are really evil spirits. The stench from the black smoke from the burning is unbearable. After smelling it, Xu Gang, an old man, also roared wildly: "I Fuck, what does it smell like, it's so disgusting."
Xu Gang quickly fled from the yard, rushed into the house and locked the door, and quickly closed all the windows of the living room to prevent the black smoke from the yard from drifting in.
Hiding in the house, Xu Gang glanced at the furnishings in the house and asked Yang Xiaofan: "Miss Xiaofan, is there anything wrong with this house? Today I will help you fix everything..."
Yang Xiaofan thought that Xu Gang had learned a few things from the "official" Mr. Yin and Yang, and felt that Xu Gang's ability should not be small, so he told Xu Gang about the seal of the kitchen being torn off, and the knocking on the attic and outside the gate. .
"Hmph, Huangzi's attic has been haunted since he was a child, and it's still the same when he grows up. Sister Xiaofan, you will definitely not get pregnant again after seeing my methods. Anything dares to come out to scare you." Xu Gang held the ghost in his hand. A stack of yellow papers followed Yang Xiaofan upstairs, the door to the attic was a small wooden door that could only be passed by one person.
With Xu Gang's body type, he had to turn his body sideways and lower his head to get in.
Xu Gang took a good look at the wooden door first. The door was a little old, and there was a gap of one or two centimeters between the cracks. It must have rotted over time.
He knocked on the door and roared in a rough voice: "Is there anyone in there? If there is no one, my uncle went in to be a guest."
Even Yang Xiaofan could tell that Xu Gang's yelling was actually just for joking, so as to take the opportunity to make jokes.
But behind the door, a woman's delicate voice came out, saying: "Master, don't come in, I'm afraid."
The voice was cold and lazy, and it gave people goosebumps. Don't look at Xu Gang's tall and big man, but when he heard someone in the attic, he also scolded his mother, "Damn it, mother Xipi, what's in it."
Seeing Xu Gang froze for several minutes, Yang Xiaofan tugged at the corner of Xu Gang's clothes and said, "Xu Gang...Xu Gang, are you okay, did you hear a woman just now..."
"I'm fine, everything is up to me, Sister Xiaofan, get behind me, I will protect you, I have my master's talisman in my hand!"
It seemed that after Xu Gang heard the woman's voice, he was really frightened. He didn't care whether it worked or not, and stuck all the yellow paper in his hand on the door.
A small door was pasted up with dense yellow paper. After pasting, Xu Gang wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, and muttered, "Emma, you scared Master Xu to death, you This ghost thing just stays inside, and I won’t even think about coming out in the future.”
When Yang Xiaofan saw Xu Gang, Mr. Yin Yang's real apprentice, he was so frightened when he heard the ghost screaming. He also knew that Xu Gang hadn't studied for a long time, and he was also a half-way monk. big hope.
It may be that Xu Gang's master is really a great person. A terrifying and hideous voice came from the attic: "You are looking for death, wait for me to go out..."
Then there was a series of terrifying and strange knocks on the door, Yang Xiaofan took a step back, his palms were sweating, he didn't expect that there were really unclean things in the attic.
"Xu Gang, let's... let's go down..." Yang Xiaofan said nervously, because Xu Gang didn't answer, Yang Xiaofan glanced at Xu Gang who had retreated behind him.
At this time, Xu Gang's face was pale with fright, as if his whole body had gone limp, and he said tremblingly, "Grandma, female ghost, please forgive me...don't come to me, I have old and young of."
"Bang bang..."
There was a violent knock on the door, the whole door was shaking, the sound was as terrifying as knocking on people's hearts, if he continued to listen like this, Yang Xiaofan felt that he would collapse like Xu Gang.
Yang Xiaofan pulled Xu Gang who was so frightened that he was frozen all over, and quickly ran down the wooden stairs. When he reached the first floor, Xu Gang's chubby body was covered in greasy sweat, and the sweat stuck to his clothes. He put his hands on his knees and bowed. Panting big.
"Sister Xiaofan, I think you should move out of here with me. Huangzi, a bastard, actually made such a scary female ghost to scare Master Xu. I really... ouch, scared me to death." Xu Gang Surprised, while scolding Li Shaohuang, the phone in his pocket rang.
As soon as Xu Gang picked up the phone, he heard Li Shaohuang's voice from the opposite side, "Old Xu, did you go to my house? Sister Xiaofan, is she okay?"
"It's okay, of course it's okay, you, Master Xu, can I have something to do? I'll turn on the speakerphone for you, Miss Xiaofan, you can judge, Huangzi has nothing to do in the house and raises a female ghost to play, is this a terrible thing? Fortunately, Master Xu and I The kung fu of catching monsters is very good, otherwise it would be broken here."
As Xu Gang spoke, he was still panting heavily. It seemed that the things in the attic really frightened him.
(End of this chapter)
Yang Xiaofan heard that Xu Gang was going to serve these disgusting rat corpses as a snack, although he knew that Xu Gang was just saying this verbally and would not really serve these rat corpses as a snack, but his stomach still churns for a while.
She deliberately didn't observe Xu Gang's movements, and silently recited the multiplication formula in her heart, diverting her attention.
Soon, Xu Gang packed the mouse's body in a black plastic bag, found a sackcloth to wipe off the blood on the ground, and finally picked up the big mouse in the water tank and threw it into the plastic bag together with the bloody rag Make a knot.
He asked Yang Xiaofan: "Miss Xiaofan, do you have a newspaper?"
"There are newspapers, what kind of newspapers do you want to read?" Yang Xiaofan naively thought that Xu Gang had finished his work and was going to read newspapers to pass the time.
Unexpectedly, Xu Gang said: "My master said, this word, with righteousness, can suppress evil spirits. I think, the newspaper has the most words, how powerful is the righteousness that suppresses evil spirits? That's right! My master's thinking is not as good as mine! It's not a good sign that there are dead rats in the Li family's ancestral house, maybe there are evil spirits at work. Wrap these things in newspaper and burn them Now, these things should not come out to make trouble. If it doesn’t work, it only means that I am not proficient in business knowledge enough to solve the problems of beautiful women, so I can only go back and ask my master.”
For newspapers, there are many "Wen Wei Po" that Li Shaohuang reads in the house, and Yang Xiaofan himself occasionally buys "Global Weekly" to pass the time.
Yang Xiaofan randomly picked two copies of newspapers from a pile of old newspapers and gave them to Xu Gang. Xu Gang wrapped the black garbage bags with newspapers, sent them to the garden outside, lit them with a lighter, and burned them on the spot.
I don't know if it's a problem with the material of the plastic bag, or if these rats are really evil spirits. The stench from the black smoke from the burning is unbearable. After smelling it, Xu Gang, an old man, also roared wildly: "I Fuck, what does it smell like, it's so disgusting."
Xu Gang quickly fled from the yard, rushed into the house and locked the door, and quickly closed all the windows of the living room to prevent the black smoke from the yard from drifting in.
Hiding in the house, Xu Gang glanced at the furnishings in the house and asked Yang Xiaofan: "Miss Xiaofan, is there anything wrong with this house? Today I will help you fix everything..."
Yang Xiaofan thought that Xu Gang had learned a few things from the "official" Mr. Yin and Yang, and felt that Xu Gang's ability should not be small, so he told Xu Gang about the seal of the kitchen being torn off, and the knocking on the attic and outside the gate. .
"Hmph, Huangzi's attic has been haunted since he was a child, and it's still the same when he grows up. Sister Xiaofan, you will definitely not get pregnant again after seeing my methods. Anything dares to come out to scare you." Xu Gang held the ghost in his hand. A stack of yellow papers followed Yang Xiaofan upstairs, the door to the attic was a small wooden door that could only be passed by one person.
With Xu Gang's body type, he had to turn his body sideways and lower his head to get in.
Xu Gang took a good look at the wooden door first. The door was a little old, and there was a gap of one or two centimeters between the cracks. It must have rotted over time.
He knocked on the door and roared in a rough voice: "Is there anyone in there? If there is no one, my uncle went in to be a guest."
Even Yang Xiaofan could tell that Xu Gang's yelling was actually just for joking, so as to take the opportunity to make jokes.
But behind the door, a woman's delicate voice came out, saying: "Master, don't come in, I'm afraid."
The voice was cold and lazy, and it gave people goosebumps. Don't look at Xu Gang's tall and big man, but when he heard someone in the attic, he also scolded his mother, "Damn it, mother Xipi, what's in it."
Seeing Xu Gang froze for several minutes, Yang Xiaofan tugged at the corner of Xu Gang's clothes and said, "Xu Gang...Xu Gang, are you okay, did you hear a woman just now..."
"I'm fine, everything is up to me, Sister Xiaofan, get behind me, I will protect you, I have my master's talisman in my hand!"
It seemed that after Xu Gang heard the woman's voice, he was really frightened. He didn't care whether it worked or not, and stuck all the yellow paper in his hand on the door.
A small door was pasted up with dense yellow paper. After pasting, Xu Gang wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, and muttered, "Emma, you scared Master Xu to death, you This ghost thing just stays inside, and I won’t even think about coming out in the future.”
When Yang Xiaofan saw Xu Gang, Mr. Yin Yang's real apprentice, he was so frightened when he heard the ghost screaming. He also knew that Xu Gang hadn't studied for a long time, and he was also a half-way monk. big hope.
It may be that Xu Gang's master is really a great person. A terrifying and hideous voice came from the attic: "You are looking for death, wait for me to go out..."
Then there was a series of terrifying and strange knocks on the door, Yang Xiaofan took a step back, his palms were sweating, he didn't expect that there were really unclean things in the attic.
"Xu Gang, let's... let's go down..." Yang Xiaofan said nervously, because Xu Gang didn't answer, Yang Xiaofan glanced at Xu Gang who had retreated behind him.
At this time, Xu Gang's face was pale with fright, as if his whole body had gone limp, and he said tremblingly, "Grandma, female ghost, please forgive me...don't come to me, I have old and young of."
"Bang bang..."
There was a violent knock on the door, the whole door was shaking, the sound was as terrifying as knocking on people's hearts, if he continued to listen like this, Yang Xiaofan felt that he would collapse like Xu Gang.
Yang Xiaofan pulled Xu Gang who was so frightened that he was frozen all over, and quickly ran down the wooden stairs. When he reached the first floor, Xu Gang's chubby body was covered in greasy sweat, and the sweat stuck to his clothes. He put his hands on his knees and bowed. Panting big.
"Sister Xiaofan, I think you should move out of here with me. Huangzi, a bastard, actually made such a scary female ghost to scare Master Xu. I really... ouch, scared me to death." Xu Gang Surprised, while scolding Li Shaohuang, the phone in his pocket rang.
As soon as Xu Gang picked up the phone, he heard Li Shaohuang's voice from the opposite side, "Old Xu, did you go to my house? Sister Xiaofan, is she okay?"
"It's okay, of course it's okay, you, Master Xu, can I have something to do? I'll turn on the speakerphone for you, Miss Xiaofan, you can judge, Huangzi has nothing to do in the house and raises a female ghost to play, is this a terrible thing? Fortunately, Master Xu and I The kung fu of catching monsters is very good, otherwise it would be broken here."
As Xu Gang spoke, he was still panting heavily. It seemed that the things in the attic really frightened him.
(End of this chapter)
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