I want to return this princess
Chapter 134 Serial fart
Chapter 134 Serial fart
"This...retire now? Princess, she..." Lian Qiao glanced at Song Yihuan who was sitting on the bed with her back facing her, it was difficult to make a decision for a while.
Although the prince is an existence that cannot be disobeyed, but she is Song Yihuan's big maid, so naturally everything must be for Song Yihuan's sake.
Feng Muqing glanced at Lianqiao sternly, "Since the princess is not happy to eat it, if she doesn't withdraw it, why should she keep it for the New Year? What the king said is not good?"
Lian Qiao shook her hands slightly intimidated by Feng Muqing's eyes, and slowly reached out to carry the earthen pot.
Feng Muqing could tell at a glance that Lian Qiao was stalling for time, and his voice became even colder, "The princess will die if she doesn't eat a meal! She will know that she can't be picky eaters after a meal, so hurry up and don't challenge me patience!"
"Yes, this servant will withdraw now!" Lian Qiao didn't dare to delay any longer, she repeatedly put the earthen pot on the food plate and planned to take it out.
Seeing that Lianqiao was about to step out of the room, Song Yihuan anxiously crawled to the bedside, "Wait! Lianqiao, bring it here and let me have a taste..."
Lianqiao was overjoyed, and brought the food plate to Song Yihuan again and again, "Princess, don't worry, the chefs in the mansion are all very skilled in cooking. Although it's just porridge, the taste will definitely not be bad!"
Song Yihuan didn't doubt the chef's cooking skills, she just felt that there was nothing to like, "It's better to make do with it, than to sing empty city tricks in the stomach at night."
"That's right! Being hungry at night is the most uncomfortable thing! Tossing and turning and being unable to sleep, it's fatal!" Seeing that Song Yihuan finally gave in, Lian Qiao hurriedly "fueled the flames".
Feng Muqing got up leisurely, sat down at the table and drank tea, without looking at Song Yihuan at all.
Lian Qiao scooped up a spoon and blew it to Song Yihuan's mouth, "Come on, taste it, my servant is drooling just by smelling it!"
Song Yihuan took a sip of it. He didn't have any hope at first, but the moment his tongue tasted it, his eyes widened in surprise.
"This... obviously didn't see any meat, so how can you taste like fish and chicken?" Song Yihuan was a little skeptical about life, so he took another sip to make sure his sense of taste was fine, "Eh? It's amazing. Woolen cloth!"
"Guard Zhang said that although this is vegetarian porridge, it imitates the taste of meat. Even if there is no meat, you can still taste the taste of meat. The servant thought it was an exaggeration. Now that the princess said so, it seems What Zhang Guanshi said is true."
Song Yihuan hugged the earthen pot in his arms, grabbed the spoon from Lianqiao's hand, couldn't stop mouthful after mouthful, "This steward's cooking skills are really good, thank you!"
Feng Muqing squinted at Song Yihuan who seemed to be devouring his food, and shook his head helplessly. This little girl slapped her face again.
Anyway, the goal has been achieved, this little girl is finally willing to eat this vegetarian porridge, go to bed when she is full, so as not to torment him again in the middle of the night.
If this little guy really went on a hunger strike and couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, wouldn't he be the one who was unlucky at night?
"Hi~" Song Yihuan handed the bottomed earthen pot to Lian Qiao, touched his round belly, and burped in satisfaction, "I'm so full, I feel like... farting."
As soon as Song Yihuan finished speaking, there was a resounding "噗~噗噗噗!" in the room.
The corners of Feng Muqing's mouth twitched slightly, what a shocking series of farts!
Lianqiao was the closest to Song Yihuan, and instantly smelled a poisonous smell, "Cough! Princess, I'm a little dizzy."
(End of this chapter)
"This...retire now? Princess, she..." Lian Qiao glanced at Song Yihuan who was sitting on the bed with her back facing her, it was difficult to make a decision for a while.
Although the prince is an existence that cannot be disobeyed, but she is Song Yihuan's big maid, so naturally everything must be for Song Yihuan's sake.
Feng Muqing glanced at Lianqiao sternly, "Since the princess is not happy to eat it, if she doesn't withdraw it, why should she keep it for the New Year? What the king said is not good?"
Lian Qiao shook her hands slightly intimidated by Feng Muqing's eyes, and slowly reached out to carry the earthen pot.
Feng Muqing could tell at a glance that Lian Qiao was stalling for time, and his voice became even colder, "The princess will die if she doesn't eat a meal! She will know that she can't be picky eaters after a meal, so hurry up and don't challenge me patience!"
"Yes, this servant will withdraw now!" Lian Qiao didn't dare to delay any longer, she repeatedly put the earthen pot on the food plate and planned to take it out.
Seeing that Lianqiao was about to step out of the room, Song Yihuan anxiously crawled to the bedside, "Wait! Lianqiao, bring it here and let me have a taste..."
Lianqiao was overjoyed, and brought the food plate to Song Yihuan again and again, "Princess, don't worry, the chefs in the mansion are all very skilled in cooking. Although it's just porridge, the taste will definitely not be bad!"
Song Yihuan didn't doubt the chef's cooking skills, she just felt that there was nothing to like, "It's better to make do with it, than to sing empty city tricks in the stomach at night."
"That's right! Being hungry at night is the most uncomfortable thing! Tossing and turning and being unable to sleep, it's fatal!" Seeing that Song Yihuan finally gave in, Lian Qiao hurriedly "fueled the flames".
Feng Muqing got up leisurely, sat down at the table and drank tea, without looking at Song Yihuan at all.
Lian Qiao scooped up a spoon and blew it to Song Yihuan's mouth, "Come on, taste it, my servant is drooling just by smelling it!"
Song Yihuan took a sip of it. He didn't have any hope at first, but the moment his tongue tasted it, his eyes widened in surprise.
"This... obviously didn't see any meat, so how can you taste like fish and chicken?" Song Yihuan was a little skeptical about life, so he took another sip to make sure his sense of taste was fine, "Eh? It's amazing. Woolen cloth!"
"Guard Zhang said that although this is vegetarian porridge, it imitates the taste of meat. Even if there is no meat, you can still taste the taste of meat. The servant thought it was an exaggeration. Now that the princess said so, it seems What Zhang Guanshi said is true."
Song Yihuan hugged the earthen pot in his arms, grabbed the spoon from Lianqiao's hand, couldn't stop mouthful after mouthful, "This steward's cooking skills are really good, thank you!"
Feng Muqing squinted at Song Yihuan who seemed to be devouring his food, and shook his head helplessly. This little girl slapped her face again.
Anyway, the goal has been achieved, this little girl is finally willing to eat this vegetarian porridge, go to bed when she is full, so as not to torment him again in the middle of the night.
If this little guy really went on a hunger strike and couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, wouldn't he be the one who was unlucky at night?
"Hi~" Song Yihuan handed the bottomed earthen pot to Lian Qiao, touched his round belly, and burped in satisfaction, "I'm so full, I feel like... farting."
As soon as Song Yihuan finished speaking, there was a resounding "噗~噗噗噗!" in the room.
The corners of Feng Muqing's mouth twitched slightly, what a shocking series of farts!
Lianqiao was the closest to Song Yihuan, and instantly smelled a poisonous smell, "Cough! Princess, I'm a little dizzy."
(End of this chapter)
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