I want to return this princess
Chapter 17
Chapter 17
"Huanhuan is a good baby, don't learn from me!" Kang Jingyu smiled mischievously. Just now, he took advantage of his small stature to pick out the crotch of the man in black.
Although Kang Jingyu's soul was originally a woman, his current body is a boy anyway, so it doesn't matter to use this trick.
But Song Yihuan is a female doll, if she always picks up a man's crotch, it's no wonder she isn't treated as a female hooligan.
This terrible feudal society is not as diverse as modern society, where people can drown in a single spit.
Kang Jingyu himself didn't care, but Song Yihuan couldn't. He had to protect his best friend.
A boy like him can do things like digging out the crotch, and Song Yihuan only needs to be in charge of being cute.
The more Kang Jingyu said that, the more Song Yihuan's little hand was about to move, "But, I also want to be as good as Ah Si, so that I can defeat bad guys!"
"You! With your lord and husband and me as a good buddy, it's not your turn to fight! Fighting is a man's business, and you are responsible for being beautiful... er... you can just be responsible for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling! "
"Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling?" Song Yihuan twitched his small eyebrows, and his appearance became even more energetic. "I don't miss eating and drinking every day. What are whoring and gambling? Ah Si, do you want to take me to whoring and gambling?"
"Bah bah bah! Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!" Kang Jingyu patted his small mouth, "If you want to whore... you can wait until you become an adult! As for gambling, hehe, I can take you there later! Wait I'll take care of these few lifeless ones first."
"Okay, good! Ah Si, come on! Ah Si is the best!" Song Yihuan was tired from squatting under the table, and simply lay down on the ground.
Before getting down on the ground, she stretched out her small hand to run along a pile of melon seeds on the table.
Song Yihuan, who was hiding under the table, was very contented. While raising his fat fists to cheer Kang Jingyu up, he ate melon seeds, as if these men in black were not here to kill her, but to show her a play.
He didn't see Song Yihuan pissing off in fright, but saw this girl happily enjoying the play, Feng Muqing's expression was a little complicated.
"I really underestimated this girl, she was able to stay calm like this, it's just this Kang Ah Si..."
Feng Muqing frowned slightly, he saw clearly the moves that Kang Jingyu was dealing with the man in black, they were all low-level moves, and he didn't know where he learned them from.
If Song Yihuan continued to hang out with Kang Asi, he didn't know what he would do that would make him dumbfounded.
Seeing Kang Ah Si today strengthened Feng Muqing's determination to cut off Song Yihuan's relationship with Kang Ah Si.
The man in black screamed one after another downstairs.
"Ah! My eyes! My eyes hurt so much, I can't see anything!"
"It's over, it's over, I'm going to die!"
"You continue to fight, I will lie down and pretend to die for a while."
"I've been trapped into a hornet's nest, I won't make any money!"
"Brothers, how about..."
Several men in black said in unison, "Retreat!"
In an instant, the five black shadows disappeared in a flash, as if they had never been here, and only the mess on the ground proved that there was indeed a big fight just now.
"Fourth son, your special chili water really works. When you spray it on the man in black, he looks like he's blind. It's so funny!"
"That's right! And this mace nunchuck, it's better than any other weapon!"
Hearing everyone praised Kang Jingyu, Song Yihuan felt unspeakably proud, as if she was the one being praised, her little tail was almost raised to the sky, "That's right! My Ah Si is the best!"
(End of this chapter)
"Huanhuan is a good baby, don't learn from me!" Kang Jingyu smiled mischievously. Just now, he took advantage of his small stature to pick out the crotch of the man in black.
Although Kang Jingyu's soul was originally a woman, his current body is a boy anyway, so it doesn't matter to use this trick.
But Song Yihuan is a female doll, if she always picks up a man's crotch, it's no wonder she isn't treated as a female hooligan.
This terrible feudal society is not as diverse as modern society, where people can drown in a single spit.
Kang Jingyu himself didn't care, but Song Yihuan couldn't. He had to protect his best friend.
A boy like him can do things like digging out the crotch, and Song Yihuan only needs to be in charge of being cute.
The more Kang Jingyu said that, the more Song Yihuan's little hand was about to move, "But, I also want to be as good as Ah Si, so that I can defeat bad guys!"
"You! With your lord and husband and me as a good buddy, it's not your turn to fight! Fighting is a man's business, and you are responsible for being beautiful... er... you can just be responsible for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling! "
"Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling?" Song Yihuan twitched his small eyebrows, and his appearance became even more energetic. "I don't miss eating and drinking every day. What are whoring and gambling? Ah Si, do you want to take me to whoring and gambling?"
"Bah bah bah! Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!" Kang Jingyu patted his small mouth, "If you want to whore... you can wait until you become an adult! As for gambling, hehe, I can take you there later! Wait I'll take care of these few lifeless ones first."
"Okay, good! Ah Si, come on! Ah Si is the best!" Song Yihuan was tired from squatting under the table, and simply lay down on the ground.
Before getting down on the ground, she stretched out her small hand to run along a pile of melon seeds on the table.
Song Yihuan, who was hiding under the table, was very contented. While raising his fat fists to cheer Kang Jingyu up, he ate melon seeds, as if these men in black were not here to kill her, but to show her a play.
He didn't see Song Yihuan pissing off in fright, but saw this girl happily enjoying the play, Feng Muqing's expression was a little complicated.
"I really underestimated this girl, she was able to stay calm like this, it's just this Kang Ah Si..."
Feng Muqing frowned slightly, he saw clearly the moves that Kang Jingyu was dealing with the man in black, they were all low-level moves, and he didn't know where he learned them from.
If Song Yihuan continued to hang out with Kang Asi, he didn't know what he would do that would make him dumbfounded.
Seeing Kang Ah Si today strengthened Feng Muqing's determination to cut off Song Yihuan's relationship with Kang Ah Si.
The man in black screamed one after another downstairs.
"Ah! My eyes! My eyes hurt so much, I can't see anything!"
"It's over, it's over, I'm going to die!"
"You continue to fight, I will lie down and pretend to die for a while."
"I've been trapped into a hornet's nest, I won't make any money!"
"Brothers, how about..."
Several men in black said in unison, "Retreat!"
In an instant, the five black shadows disappeared in a flash, as if they had never been here, and only the mess on the ground proved that there was indeed a big fight just now.
"Fourth son, your special chili water really works. When you spray it on the man in black, he looks like he's blind. It's so funny!"
"That's right! And this mace nunchuck, it's better than any other weapon!"
Hearing everyone praised Kang Jingyu, Song Yihuan felt unspeakably proud, as if she was the one being praised, her little tail was almost raised to the sky, "That's right! My Ah Si is the best!"
(End of this chapter)
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