Uncle Deyun

Chapter 525 Returning: Talking About Crosstalk Again

Deyun's audience has a special function, that is, as long as they hear the horn, they can get in the car, so after Tao Yang said this, the audience started booing.

"Which one is going?"

"Just go to that place, don't we go often?"

"With so many viewers, you can explain clearly, which place do you often go to?"

"Xinhua Bookstore, what do you think?"

This is an old burden, but everyone is still very happy to hear it.

"I thought I was going to the bookstore, too."

"That's fine, that's fine."

"What's the matter?"

"It shows that we have common interests."

"That's true."

"Actually, I like to make friends with people who share the same hobbies. For example, I know my master. Everyone knows my master. He is tall, mighty, and very handsome."

"Alas……"

"The audience answered you."

On the stage of Deyun, nine times out of ten times he can hit Lao Guo successfully.

"Of course, this is the image of Master in my heart."

"In the end, they are the biological father and son."

The reaction speed of the audience was beyond imagination, and there was immediate applause and applause, and an audience shouted from the audience, saying that Yi Yang had told the truth.

"Damn it, do it, everyone will misunderstand, that's my godfather."

"Then I made a mistake, everyone, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I apologize, but it's impossible for me to be close, I don't remember... Did your mother come to the imperial capital that year, you can ask carefully when you go back."

"Why don't you come outside, you're a fan, I can only be your father, you can't be my father, you know?"

"Then it's not suitable for me to be your mother?"

Ethics are actually not very good, but it is undeniable that the effect is good. In fact, the cross talk ethics used to be used more, but now it has been restrained. One is that society is developing and civilization is improving, and the other is that the scale is too large. Law enforcement officers below may The show was called off.

"We can be of the same generation, and we can be good friends."

"That's right. There's a saying that's right. Anyone who has money is my friend."

"Then we're not friends."

"why?"

"I have no money."

"Can't you be friends without money?"

"Of course, you can become friends if you have common interests. As I said just now, my master and I met because we both like to sing operas, because operas..."

"Love."

Yi Yang's words were really easy to answer, but he didn't expect the burden to ring.

"What kind of love is there? It's because of the drama."

"Oh, it's because you have common hobbies."

"Yes, do you have any hobbies?"

"Of course I have. I like some traditional things, such as Peking Opera, Pingju, and Bangzi."

"That's a coincidence, I like it too. I've been studying Pingju recently."

"Those who talk about cross talk also study Pingju?"

"Of course, there are four subjects for cross talk. Talking about learning to sing, among them learning Pingju..."

The two of them quickly got to the point. Time was limited, so they didn't design so many things in front of it. Everyone just listened to it and enjoyed it. The rest was basically Tao Yang's solo performance. Yi Yang helped, and the two of them were in Walked off the stage amid applause.

Behind it was Dalin's performance again, and Yi Yang went to the front to watch it. He may have not listened to cross talk for a long time, or he may have been influenced by the audience, and he thought it was quite enjoyable. An apple, this apple is not cheap, it sells three for 40 yuan, if the audience is not too serious, Yi Yang would not accept it.

The penultimate one was Deyun's old man. He said well, traditional work, with a lot of new things added, and the audience still laughed happily.

The last one was Da Lin, he and his partner went on stage first, and talked for a while, while Yi Yang was waiting in the background to get on stage.

"I just talked about a traditional cross talk, and it's getting late. To be honest, I feel the most uncomfortable at this time."

"That's right, we'll be giving us money later."

Da Lin's partner Zhuang Zhuang is best at tearing things down.

"It's nonsense to tell the truth, there is no such thing, the money has nothing to do with me, the end of this show means that we have to say goodbye, it is useless to keep it, and the lights will be turned off when the time is up, but today we set aside a section In a little while, invite my teacher up, let's chat for a while, and invite my teacher Yi Yang."

The audience welcomed Yi Yang onto the stage with warm applause.

"Thank you for the applause."

Yi Yang adjusted the microphone and said a word of thanks.

"My teacher is familiar to everyone, so I don't need to introduce too much. Although I don't talk about cross talk, I like to listen to the stories in it."

"Tell me in detail."

Zhuang Zhuang gave a compliment beside him.

"It's like that. For example, the things about me and your wife, I often tell my master, Bai, turn off the lights or something."

"It did discuss with me."

"You guys have made it clear, what's the matter with my wife, it's nothing, and the lights are turned off."

"You have a temper, so why worry? When I went home that day, my sister-in-law told me, look, I'm not for nothing."

Speaking of that, Da Lin even made a gesture of undressing.

"You take it off for a while, what is this for?"

"I misunderstood it at first glance, teacher, tell me."

"I dare not say, I am afraid that you two will fight."

"Then I said to myself, my sister-in-law is taking off her clothes."

"Alas……"

The audience was already in the car, and the booing was the loudest today.

"Make it clear, I don't know how you see me deal with you today."

"You see, you are in a hurry again. What's the matter? I went to my sister-in-law to steam steamed buns at home. When I arrived at the house, the steamed buns had just been steamed. My sister-in-law asked me to see if the steamed buns were white. She took off her apron while talking. gone."

"What about turning off the lights?"

"Sister-in-law asked me to take out the steamed buns, and turned off the kitchen light, what's wrong?"

A few words made the audience laugh out loud. In fact, the audience also knew that it was like the current ghost movie, and it would definitely be rationalized in the end, but everyone was still happy to hear it.

"That's nothing, but I'm not narrow-minded. Teacher Yi Yang doesn't explain it, so can I not doubt it?"

"I didn't see anything."

Yi Yang made an exaggerated performance. After watching it, everyone felt that he didn't see anything, but that he was afraid of being killed.

"Teacher, if you move too much, it's easy to expose yourself."

"yes."

"Everyone may not know, my teacher is a decent person, and he has never done this or that. He talks about unspoken rules. There is absolutely no such thing as my teacher. Some people may know the reason, and some may not. My teacher is not good at this aspect. Speaking of it... ..."

"Wait a minute, what am I not good at?"

"Don't stop me, I've tried everything, and it really doesn't work."

"Alas……"

The applause was about to lift the roof at this moment.

(End of this chapter)