Uncle Deyun

Chapter 541 Extra Eleven
"Today I'm bringing you a new piece of cross talk. My uncle and I co-created it. In the previous section, it was said that we were both busy. I didn't expect that we would perform together again just a month later."

"It's also a coincidence."

"Anyway, it's really fun to be with my uncle. We are about the same age, and we can chat well."

"It's better to communicate."

"Don't think I can chat with you, but my father and I are not far behind."

"It's all the same, and communication between father and son is easy."

"My father and I don't communicate well. Just like some time ago, when I went out with my father, we had a dispute before we even got in the car."

"What kind of dispute can there be?"

"It stands to reason that when our father and son go out, I must be the one who follows father. I walked in front that day, and then my father became anxious."

"If you want me to say this is your fault, who doesn't know that your father values ​​rules the most, how can you make such a mistake."

"Do you think I don't know? In fact, I saw a broken tile in front of me, and I was afraid that he would trip over it."

"Then just explain."

"He got angry before I could explain. He pointed at me and scolded me. You unfilial son. Why are you so unruly when the two of us go out?"

"Then explain to him."

"Yeah, I also want to explain. My dad spoke too fast. Before I could speak, he spoke again."

"What did you say again?"

"Son, I saw the dollar on the ground first."

"Ah? That's it."

"Tell me, am I angry after hearing this? Is it because of that? I'm because I went to pick up that piece of broken tile, and I picked up that dollar by the way."

"Heh, two money fans."

"It's hard to get out of the door. Once the door is opened, the two of us have problems again."

"Is there a problem with opening a car door?"

"I am a person who knows the rules of the family. That day, it was just our father and uncle and Uncle Hou. Do you think I should open the door?"

"It's okay to do that."

"But my dad got mad."

"What's the point of being angry?"

"My dad stretched out his hand and pulled me hard, so I asked, what's wrong with Dad, my dad glanced at me and spoke."

"What did you say?"

"Are you sent by your mother to find evidence?"

"There must be something to hide from your mother."

"I don't want to get involved with the adult's business. I finally got in the car. Let's go this time. Halfway there, my dad said he wanted to go to the toilet. I saw that there was no public toilet around, and my dad couldn't help it anymore." , I can’t help it, there is a field of corn right in front of me.”

"Then let's solve it here, don't get it in the car later."

"What you said is too dirty, but don't say it, my dad couldn't bear it anymore, got out of the car, walked to the corn field for 10 minutes and called me, saying that my son brought some paper to dad. "

"Hurry up and send it."

"It's not so coincidental. There was no paper in the car that day. I thought it was my own father. I can't leave it here for him."

"Yeah, we have to think of a way."

"I thought about it, and there is a hurdling vest inside my shirt. I took off the shirt and cut it into pieces with nail clippers. It looked like paper."

"It's really hard work, so send it over quickly."

"Just sending it off, my dad is angry again."

"Because of what?"

"I handed over the finished clothes, and my dad took a look and found that it was not paper, but my close-fitting clothes."

"This should be touching."

"My dad doesn't think so. He squatted there and opened his mouth to curse. You don't know how to save money at all. How can you make your clothes like this?"

"Otherwise, what should I do?"

"Yeah, I also asked, and I said Dad, I really didn't find the paper, I can't help it, I got this for you, my dad listened and pointed at my nose, you silly boy, your clothes are all I bought it with money, and I will use your Uncle Hou next time."

"I know how your family's money is earned, and I can use other people's money if I don't want to."

"Later, I thought what my dad said was true."

"Is that right?"

"It's over, let's continue to drive. We arrived at the hotel we were going to. As soon as we entered the hotel, my dad and I were unhappy again."

"See another dollar?"

"How can there be so much money, it's not because of this."

"Then why?"

"Everyone in a big hotel knows that there will be welcoming ladies standing at the door. We don't know what they are called with the red ones on their bodies. There are a few big characters on it, welcome to welcome you, they must be pretty. .”

"It's the image of the hotel."

"When I saw how beautiful it was, I couldn't help but take a second look."

"Heart of beauty in everyone."

"Just because of these two eyes, my father is not happy again."

"There must be a reason for this."

"My dad said that our family pays the most attention to this family education. Son, your behavior just now completely forgot what I taught you before. You must know that to be a man must be upright, and to be a man must be like a man. Remember Is it the story Papa used to tell you?"

"Is there a story?"

"I asked my dad, I said Dad, which story are you telling, my dad sighed, you really forgot, I will tell you."

"Everyone listen to some stories."

"This story is particularly famous."

"what."

"Everyone listens to it from childhood."

"Then tell me quickly."

"Dad will tell you again today, you have to remember."

"Just stop dawdling."

"I also said, Dad, please tell me quickly, my dad looked at me, son, the name of this story is Kong Rong Rangli, this one here belongs to Dad."

"Sexy."

The two stepped down and came back to turn the field.

"I just said a joke. Crosstalk is like this. I often have to make up some stories. The characters in the stories must use people around me, so that everyone can resonate."

"Indeed."

"Sometimes some viewers say, you see, he always says that stories come from life on stage. Does that mean that what he said is true? In fact, let me tell you that there are very few true stories."

"That's right, it's all made up."

"Write something out, and everyone can enjoy it after listening to it. There are not so many other ideas. Some people edited it after listening to it and put it on their own accounts. Once someone reposts it, it becomes true. This It’s something out of nothing.”

"Yes."

"So I'm here to tell everyone, don't make up those things yourself. I saw my uncle on the news a while ago, saying that he fell in love with four or five women at the same time. Could it be true? Could it be? is that true?"

"I sound like you think it's true."

"This is just a joke. In fact, everyone knows that these are all made up. I know the actual situation."

"Then explain it to me."

"Actually, that's two."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)