Uncle Deyun

Chapter 554 Fan Wai 24 Yi Yang Said Cross Talk: I'm Going to Travel
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk. I'm going on a trip, the performer Guo..."

"The previous show was great."

"Yes."

"My two good brothers, Zhang Hejian."

"What do you call this?"

"That means his acting style is cheaper."

"It is."

"Actually, he is not very popular now, whether it is in commercial performances or on TV, he is there."

"The audience looks familiar."

"You're right. We often say that an actor's face familiarity is a treasure."

"Correct."

"But I'm not what they think."

"Why are you different?"

"I don't think my face is familiar."

"Is your face familiar?"

"correct."

"Why don't you talk about familiarity?"

"Actually, this happened to me. Everyone is familiar with my face."

"everybody knows."

"But that's what bothers me."

"What bothers you?"

"I like to go out and have fun. When I have nothing to do, I can walk around and take a look at the great rivers and mountains of the motherland."

"like to travel."

"By the way, but because of the familiar faces, every trip I have ever made has ended in failure."

"How did tourism fail?"

"In March last year, I went to Hangzhou. Hangzhou is not a bad place."

"That's right, there is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. These are old sayings."

"Yeah, I've also heard that fireworks go down in Yangzhou in March, and Hangzhou is about the same season."

"It's a good time to travel to Jiangnan."

"Look, you also said it's a good time, so I have to go."

"Then you go."

"I can go, but there is one thing I don't understand, that is, how should I go, whether to take a train, take a plane, or ride a bicycle, or take a bus. There must be a means of transportation."

"You, just go by plane, it's convenient."

"It's easy for you to say, is the plane so easy to sit on?"

"Isn't it enough to buy a ticket for the plane?"

"It's not easy. First of all, I need a mobile phone."

"You don't even have a cell phone?"

"No."

"It's not that bad."

"I bought a mobile phone and I had to learn how to use it."

"Find a three-year-old and I'll teach you."

"Just teaching me how to use it is not enough, I have to get a mobile phone card."

"Wouldn't it be over if you did it together when you bought the phone?"

"I forgot."

"He's still reasonable."

"I bought a mobile phone card, but I still have to download that one. It's too bad."

"Ah Popo, what is it?"

"It's that English."

"That's an app."

"Anyway, it's that thing. I downloaded a piece of software."

"Then you can buy a plane ticket."

"I can't buy it yet."

"Why can't you buy it?"

"I still have to get an ID card."

"You don't have an ID either?"

"No."

"The whole black family."

"After applying for the ID card, it's OK this time, and you can buy tickets."

"Then hurry up and buy it, the Chinese New Year will be here soon."

"Go online, choose the date, and click to pay."

"That's it."

"It didn't work out."

"Why haven't you succeeded yet?"

"I don't have a bank card."

"By the way, if you don't have an ID card, can you have a bank card?"

"Hurry up, it took three days, and finally the bank card was processed, and this time the ticket purchase was successfully completed."

"It's time to go."

"Leaving? It's still early."

"how?"

"I'm a celebrity, and I can't pretend to be in public."

"Stars are afraid of causing a sensation."

"Say it again."

"Would you like to hear this?"

"I'm deaf."

"I'm deaf."

"We're fine."

"Whoever is right with you, go to the airport quickly."

"Before going to the airport, I made a hat, a mask, a coat, a down jacket, and cotton trousers. No one can tell."

"I can't see it, it's smothered to death, and it's not so cold in March."

"That doesn't matter, just don't let people recognize it, and go straight to the airport after everything is done."

"This time we can go."

"There was another problem at the airport."

"What's wrong with the airport?"

"After you get in, you have to go through the security check."

"it's common."

"My body will always ring during the security check."

"Then have someone check it out."

"Yes, Miss Sister is very polite when talking to me, please take it off and let us have a look."

"Look for something."

"I was obedient too, but as soon as I took it off, the young lady got angry."

"Because of what?"

"Just listen to her yelling, put on the panties."

"All off?"

"I don't understand either. I put them on again, and there were a lot of people taking pictures in the middle. Fortunately, I was smart and covered my face."

"That's smart."

"After the security check, there is the VIP lounge after entering."

"Have."

"I went in there and saw that there were still fruits. I took three directly, and you can tell me whether I'm smart or not."

"It's all free, no money."

"Oh, really, then I don't know, I waited there for three days."

"Waiting for three days? You're using it as a hotel."

"Why do you want to be a hotel?"

"There's no waiting at the airport for three days."

"How long is that?"

"Three hours."

"After waiting for three hours, I heard the radio calling my name."

"Calling your name?"

"The last passenger who has not boarded the plane, please board the plane as soon as possible."

"This is to get you on the plane quickly."

"I only found out later that the main reason is that there is no limit to fruit."

"It's a good thing it didn't come with hot pot, or you'd be still at the airport three days later."

"When I got on the plane, I bought first class."

"Sit comfortably."

"Take off all the things on your body, fan the wind vigorously, and feel comfortable when the heat is gone."

"That means wearing too much."

"It wasn't long after I was on the plane that I wanted to go to the bathroom."

"I eat too much fruit."

"Quickly ask the stewardess where the toilet is. As soon as the stewardess said, I ran over and opened the door, and a person came out of it. He was also surprised to see me."

"I recognized it."

"I also thought it was a meeting with a fan, but this guy said something."

"What did you say?"

"Is there any paper?"

"Ah, is this rubbing or not?"

"How can I care about that, get him out quickly, I walked in, and after 5 minutes, my stomach felt comfortable, and I felt young."

"Detoxification and beauty."

"At this time, I discovered one thing."

"what's up?"

“There is no paper in the toilet.”

"Okay, that guy told you all just now."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have paper, I always carry it with me."

"Then take it out quickly."

"The pocket is broken, and the paper is in the coat pocket."

"By the way, I took it off just now."

"I was in a hurry. I was shaking all over. I looked at it with ten fingers, but I didn't go down."

"Oh, that's disgusting."

"At this moment, if an ordinary person asks someone to pass it in, it will be over. I can't do it. I'm a big star."

"Forget about identity right now."

"Yeah, just now when I opened the door, there were more than ten people standing opposite."

"Why so many people."

"I asked as well and they told me we knew you didn't have paper in there, probably with your fingers."

"How do they know?"

"They said that last time there was a finger named Yi Yang."

"me."

……

Yi Yang said "Cross talk: I'm going to the draft"
"It's time for the two of us to take the stage again."

"Correct."

"To be honest, I'm under a lot of pressure to perform with my uncle."

"What's the pressure?"

"Your big star, idol, actor, director who is known to audiences all over the country."

"You're not bad either."

"Compared to you, I am far behind. Sometimes I think, it would be great if I were a big star."

"it's the same."

"I think it's different. Big stars are good cars when they go out. Wherever they go, there are many people waiting there, holding papers and crying."

"cry?"

"Mr. Yiyang, why did you leave? I haven't seen you yet, my teacher Yiyang..."

"Wait a while, are you crying for mourning?"

"It's just that you took the plane and left. They didn't see you, and they felt very sad."

"That's not the case either."

"Don't worry about it, when I see people going out in such a beautiful way, what's wrong with me, I'm also a second-generation star."

"It has nothing to do with that."

"There are relationships."

"does it matter?"

"I thought about it and thought it was impossible. I still have to be a big star. I went straight home and told my dad about the situation. My dad immediately thought of a way for me."

"He has a good idea."

"He told me to go out to the Tiananmen Gate and rush in, and it would be published in the newspaper the next day."

"It's such a bad idea, it's not famous, it's death."

"I was very excited when I heard it. This is really my real father."

"Yes, the latter one is not so cruel."

"Then my dad finally gave me an idea."

"What's the idea?"

"Let me go to the draft."

"Draft?"

"By the way, now if you want to become famous quickly, that's the draft. If you think about the websites of various TV stations, it took a few months to get a group of people to compete. The first few are directly big stars. How fast is this road. "

"The talent show should also have a certain foundation, some can sing, some can dance, what do you know?"

"I?"

"what."

"I can do nothing."

"This one is still confident, he will not be able to participate in the draft if he doesn't know anything."

"Who said that?"

"That's the rule."

"You are all for ordinary people, I don't want it."

"Why are you different?"

"I'm the second generation of stars."

"I forgot about that."

"I told my dad, Dad, let's invest some money. My dad hesitated for a while and agreed. Would they dare not accept me if I have the investment?"

"That's how the champions in your family came from."

"Don't talk nonsense, there are people who come with that."

"Which one are you with?"

"Don't pay attention to those details, now we have to do the same thing, hurry up and get plastic surgery."

"Plastic surgery?"

"How can I be popular without plastic surgery, I am not a fresh meat, I must have plastic surgery."

"Then how to fix it."

"First of all, make my eyes bigger so that they look like two light bulbs."

"Are those human eyes?"

"It doesn't matter, it's fine, and then my mouth, let it be thinner, it looks like a piece of paper."

"It's getting more and more scary."

"My nose should be set higher, so that it can touch the ceiling when I raise my head."

"Is it taller or longer?"

"It's almost done on the face, but I still have to look at the body."

"The body can also be rectified."

"Yes, I only have one abdominal muscle in this stomach, that won't work, I have to become eight."

"Abdominal muscles need to be practiced."

"No, just pump out the fat and just make a shadow."

"How did you figure it out?"

"The stomach is done, and the legs are fine. After much deliberation, there is still one place that is unqualified."

"There are still unqualified ones."

"By the way, my height is a problem."

"It's a little shorter."

"I've also watched the talent show. They are all tall and long-legged. My height is not good enough, so I have to fix it."

"Can the height be adjusted?"

"Okay, just open the knee here, implant a piece of bone in it, and tighten it with screws."

"It's all reliable."

"Reliable, 1.7 meters before the adjustment."

"What about after the whole process?"

"1.6 meters six."

"Shrunk? Isn't this tossing around?"

"The doctor didn't pay attention, and a piece of his foot was cut off."

"It hurts to hear."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm done, and I'm going to the draft."

"It's time for the draft."

"When I arrived at the scene, no matter who saw me, they couldn't take their eyes off it, and there was light in their eyes."

"That's worshiping you."

"He's still talking."

"What are you talking about?"

"Where did the useless come from?"

"Isn't it a useless person? It doesn't look like a human being anymore."

"Very soon, I successfully entered the audition."

"It's an investor after all."

"After the audition, there will be an assessment later."

"Many levels."

"During the assessment, the instructor saw me and said a word directly."

"What did the teacher say?"

"What is this?"

"The tutor is still from Henan."

"I don't care whoever it is, as long as they praise me."

"Where did you hear that this was a compliment to you?"

"My dad gave me money, can't he praise me?"

"You will be destroyed in your father's hands."

"The tutor has also been selected, this time it's okay, let's start studying."

"You have to study even if you spend money."

"You have to learn, put on a show, or what will happen if someone refuses to accept our victory in the future."

"What did you learn then?"

"There is a lot to learn, first you have to be able to sing, then you have to be able to dance, and finally you have to be able to speak cross talk."

"How come there is still cross talk in these years?"

"Think about it, go up and talk about a cross talk, and when the audience is happy, the judges are also happy. Isn't that a high score right away?"

"This is also a way."

"I've finished all my studies, and the assessment is fine. Let's prepare for the competition."

"It's the game."

"There are always teammates and opponents in the game."

"Everyone knows that."

"I'm not very lucky, my teammate is a rookie."

"Can't help much."

"Yeah, I secretly gave the director 200 yuan, and I want the director to change it for me."

"What did the director say?"

"The director said, no need, don't give me this set, it's useless to me."

"It shows that the director is upright."

"It means my dad has enough money."

"Okay."

"In the finals, I had an opponent, and this opponent was very strong."

"Your father spent money, you don't have to be afraid."

"I thought so too. When the results came out, I was second and he was first."

"Why?"

"His dad spent more than my dad."

(End of this chapter)