Uncle Deyun

Chapter 556 Episode 26
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, I want to be happy, the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you for your applause. It wasn't me today, it was Da Lin and my uncle who performed together. I didn't expect the plane to come back, so it was replaced by the two of us. Don't be disappointed...ah, don't be disappointed, you wait for Da Lin Lin is back."

"This is a fight."

"It's not a fight, the main thing is that they are all chasing each other."

"These are all words."

"It's all good words. I mean we have too many excellent actors. It's impossible for everyone to like only one."

"That's right."

"It doesn't matter who the actor is when the audience comes to see us, the main thing is that they can bring happiness to everyone."

"Yes."

"But sometimes I also think, the audience is happy, so what should I do?"

"what happened to you?"

"What's wrong with me? Let me tell you, I'm not happy."

"Why are you unhappy?"

"I could talk about it all night."

"You see what the audience said, listen to it all night."

"Let's not talk about one night, there are actors behind, my master and the others are all in the backstage, and they are easy to be beaten if they don't go on at some point."

"That's all I can do."

"You might think that's a treat."

"Yes... who thinks it is enjoyable?"

"I don't know if you enjoy it or not. Anyway, I know one thing, that is, I don't enjoy it."

"If you don't enjoy it, let's say you are not happy."

"Actually, I was unhappy last year, not because of anything else, but because I made a girlfriend."

"Why aren't you happy after having a girlfriend?"

"My girlfriend is good at everything, but she is too jealous."

"That means I like you."

"I can't stand this kind of liking. Don't talk about anything else. When I get up in the morning, I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth, because she is jealous about it."

"What's so jealous about brushing your teeth?"

"You don't know that. She will be jealous if I brush my teeth without boasting that this toothbrush works well."

"not understand."

"Let me explain to you."

"Tell me."

"I used to have a girlfriend, and she bought me a toothbrush. One day I accidentally let this matter out, and she was unhappy. Later, she changed a brand of toothbrush for me. Every time I brush my teeth She was watching from the side, and I praised the toothbrush for its usefulness, and it’s fine, if I didn’t say it, I’d be making trouble with me all day.”

"Is it because of a toothbrush?"

"Toothbrush is nothing, and there are other things."

"and also?"

"I can't even say it."

"Don't, you just watch the audience like to listen to this."

"Actually, it's embarrassing to say it. I don't like to buy things, so she made me this whole body. She didn't say anything else, and she was jealous of me again because of buying underwear."

"You have to praise your panties too?"

"Is bragging about panties preposterous?"

"Then why?"

"I like to wear boxer underwear. It's comfortable. She insists on me wearing triangles. If I don't wear them, I will be jealous."

"Wear whatever is comfortable, what's there to be jealous about?"

"It's not because of anything else. She said that other women always look at me when I wear the flat-angled ones, but the triangular ones can't be seen inside."

"Did anyone go out in their underwear?"

"Anyway, she likes to be jealous so much, you just say I can be happy with such a girlfriend?"

"It's a little hypocritical, it's okay to communicate well."

"She is fine, and there are problems elsewhere."

"What's the problem?"

"Just say that I come out to perform, and I am not happy."

"No money for you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the remaining fifty will be deducted later."

"Only fifty left!"

"This is still left by the relationship."

"Then why did you deduct money?"

"Speaking of which, I'm not happy. I left home in the morning and walked through Haidian. You said there was no traffic jam."

"It must be blocked, even if you come from Panjiayuan."

"That's right, in imperial capitals and big cities, traffic jams are normal. Sometimes I still get stuck in traffic from the south gate to the north gate of the community."

"Not at all."

"You said that there is a traffic jam, can I not be late, and I will be deducted a hundred because of this."

"He's still quite unconvinced. It's easy to deduct a hundred bucks from you. Wouldn't it be over if you got out of the traffic jam earlier?"

"Okay, it doesn't matter, let's talk about something else."

"Anything else?"

"As soon as I came in, I saw my master was shining shoes there. I went over to help him polish them. Tell me, should I?"

"This can be regarded as filial piety to the master, respecting the teacher, and it should be."

"Yes, I was fined three hundred for this."

"Why is this punishing you?"

"I used sulfuric acid as shoe polish."

"Well, I lost three hundred for the shoes."

"Forget it, after all, it's the master, and the three hundred will be given to the man on crutches at the door."

"On crutches at the door... Do you regard your master as a beggar?"

"I didn't say it, you said it."

"Who?"

"It's nothing, let's get the words right before going on stage."

"That's right."

"Just because of this, I was fined another three hundred."

"It doesn't make sense. That actor should do the same thing. Why should you be fined?"

"I also said, everyone did this, why should I be fined?"

"Got to ask him."

"I said it, and I think his answer makes sense."

"What did you say?"

"Others talk to their partners, so why don't you talk to others."

"Ah? If you co-authored and messed up, you should be punished."

"I am also for their own good, I let them adapt to how to interact with the audience."

"No need, just take care of yourself."

"After this matter is over, they said they were going to perform on stage, and fined me another 200 yuan."

"Are you going to pay a fine when you're on stage?"

"Yeah, if you don't say that I'm not happy, you say that I put on my coat and do my hair before going on stage. Is this normal?"

"No problem."

"But I was fined another 200 yuan just because of it."

"Getting dressed is the way to go."

"I also said that everyone has to wear clothes to perform on stage, and there is no one who doesn't wear them. Why do you punish me? If I refuse to obey, I will punish everyone if I want to."

"Yes, talk to him."

"As soon as I said that he got excited, pointed at my nose and told me, you are not convinced by punishment, are you? I also have a temper, and I am not convinced."

"You have to ask him why."

"I also said that you have to have a reason to fine me. You said I was late in a traffic jam and fined me 100 yuan. I admit my reason. I broke Master's shoes, so I will pay Master. It’s okay to buy a pair, but if you say that I’ve disturbed others, I’ll accept the fine, but why should I change clothes and you should fine me too.”

"How did he say?"

"He said, you look at others, and then look at you."

"It's all the same."

"No, I only have briefs inside."

"It's still that one."

(End of this chapter)