Uncle Deyun

Chapter 567 Episode 37

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, the real person, the performer Guo Qi..."

"It's the annual Wire Festival again, and many good friends came. Today, my partner has changed a bit. He said it by himself, and I talked with my uncle."

"It's a remarriage."

"Yes... just remarry, temporary change."

"Oh, you're right."

"Did you hear that, the audience is laughing, and you don't know what they are laughing at."

"They may also think that you have remarried."

"You guys see, this is bullying people, bullying honest people, seeing how honest I am, bullying me, I..."

"Let's leave you, are you really human?"

"what happened?"

"Many people here watched you grow up. No one knows if you are real."

"Of course I am a real person. There is a good saying, Deyun has a big unicorn, the most real person in the world."

"Who said that old saying?"

"My dad."

"Your dad loves you too much."

"I'm a real person, so I can give you an example to explain."

"Is there another example?"

"Of course, let's not talk about anything else. Just say that last week I went shopping and walked to a shopping mall. Everyone knows the mall. There is a sign on it. When I go in, I sell everything. There are underwear, underwear, and underwear."

"Is that a mall? That's where underwear is sold."

"I don't understand either, or to be honest, I have never seen it."

"Do you really think you are a child?"

"If I hadn't met you, I would still be."

"Okay, I jumped into the pit myself."

"After passing the shopping mall, there is a subway station. Everyone knows that the subway can accommodate a lot of people. They usually walk underground. One advantage is that there is no traffic jam, and the walking distance is very slow."

"This subway has a bad stomach, why is it so bad:"

"That's what it means. You have to buy a ticket to take the subway. I met a person there, and she was also buying a ticket. After buying the ticket, it was me. When I took it out, it broke in my pocket. I didn't have any change. It happened that she hadn't left yet. I went up and asked politely if I could change some change, and the person who agreed was quick to charge me 94 and gave me [-], and told me that this bus card is for you, you don’t need to buy it, I’ll go again Buy one."

"People are kind-hearted."

"I didn't know until I got out of the station that her card was worth two yuan."

"Ah? Isn't this cheated?"

"That's what it says about me."

"Are you real? You are stupid."

"Don't worry, there are other examples."

"Any more?"

"Of course, this happened last year. We had a lot of snow here last winter, you know?"

"You know, we went out to eat together at that time."

"That's right, it's because of the heavy snow that something happened, which shows that I'm a real person."

"What can happen when it snows heavily?"

"I went to the hospital for an examination that day. Everyone in the hospital knows that there are beautifully dressed nurses and beautiful nurses."

"This one only has nurses in his eyes."

"In the hospital, I went to get the test results. Our company arranged for everyone to go for a physical examination. I just went there when I had time. I went there to see that there was another person besides my results."

"Another person?"

"Yes, I saw that it belonged to my brother-in-law."

"Oh, Xiaoyue's."

"I think I came here anyway, and I went to his house to send the results. I told the doctor, and the doctor knew me, so I took the results away. After I took the results, I took a look. The two of us They are all in good health, so I hurried to Brother Yue's house, and when I arrived at Brother Yue's house, Brother Yue and sister-in-law had just cooked dumplings, and I found a problem when I asked."

"What's wrong with dumplings?"

"There is no vinegar in the dumpling seasoning."

"You can control it or not, just put things down and it's over."

"As soon as my father's inspection report said that the couple was very happy, I saw that my sister-in-law was well-dressed, so I asked, "Sister-in-law is going out, she is also polite, and told me yes, she is going to the show. After eating Just go, don't bother me as soon as I hear, let's go quickly."

"It's fine to do that."

"I just stepped out with this one foot, and my brother-in-law spoke."

"What did you say?"

"Da Lin, why don't we have some food together? As soon as I heard this, I entered the room, picked up chopsticks and ate three of them in my mouth. My brother-in-law and his wife's eyes straightened."

"It was stunned."

"I saw that they were not real at all, so I quickly asked them to sit down and eat together. My brother-in-law also said, don't hesitate to eat together. My sister-in-law just sat down, and I accidentally sneezed."

"Is this still edible?"

"Why can't I eat it? I just checked and I'm not sick."

"It has nothing to do with illness, it's unhygienic."

"I don't care. Anyway, I ate it. I found a problem while eating. I didn't have wine when I ate dumplings. I just said something casually. The more I drink, the more I drink. When I heard this, my brother-in-law hurriedly gave it to me. I took a bottle of wine, drank a couple of mouthfuls and my sister-in-law talked, Dalin, I'm going to the show soon, look..."

"This is telling you to hurry up and eat."

"Sister-in-law didn't say that. I was anxious when I heard this. Sister-in-law, why don't you stay with me at home, as long as you have my brother."

"Is that what they mean?"

"I don't know what it means. Brother Yue checked the time and told sister-in-law, otherwise you go first. After seeing it, sister-in-law couldn't do anything, so she got up and left quickly. I saw that there were more than ten dumplings, so I can't waste it. While we were eating, my brother-in-law spoke, Dalin, look at the situation, I have two tickets, and your sister-in-law has already passed the performance for a while, she took one away, and I have another one here, so... ..."

"Xiaoyue is also in a hurry, and I have told you clearly."

"I was anxious when I heard it. I looked at Brother Yue, brother, why didn't you say it earlier."

"People have been talking about it for a long time."

"My brother-in-law burst into laughter when he heard this, and I hurriedly said, are you worried that my sister-in-law will not be safe alone, don't worry, give me the ticket, and I will accompany my sister-in-law, my business My son pushed it all, so my sister-in-law must go happily, come back safely, pick up the ticket and leave. My brother-in-law called me for 2 minutes and chased me for 3 minutes, but he didn't catch up. "

"Fortunately, you ran fast, otherwise you would still be lying in the hospital right now."

"I went back in five minutes later."

"Why did you go back again?"

"Brother Yue is also puzzled, looking at me, Dalin, are you... I said, Brother Yue, I just arrived at the gate of the community and found that I didn't bring any money. It's too late if I don't take a taxi. Give me 100 yuan. Brother Yue laughed when he heard it, pointed at me and said a word."

"What?"

"You're a real person."

"That's it!"

(End of this chapter)