The sermon begins with the dragon and the horse

Chapter 460 The Biggest Laughter
"boom!"

Shi Hao sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes, and Yuanshen rushed out from the Tianling Cap, penetrated the sky, and opened a hazy portal, inside which was thick with mist, steaming with auspicious energy, exuding a mysterious atmosphere.

Chilong Gegu also went with him.

Shen Ma followed closely behind and rushed in with them.He found that he was traveling at a very high speed, and in an instant he appeared in a place densely covered with runes, and the surroundings were extremely vast and boundless.

"Tap!"

When he stepped in this special world, he felt extremely real, not much different from the outside world.

"What a strong spiritual power!" He cut off a hill in the distance, crushed it into nothingness, and discovered that it actually contained a simple mystery of order, which was related to spiritual power.

"The False God Realm, the world built together by the ancient gods, where the spirit is sharpened, and after returning to the real world, all the insights will be brought to the physical body, and they will transform together, just like the real body is practicing here.

If one dies here, the soul will return to the body, but some special treasures, such as the soul-killing needle, can directly annihilate the primordial spirit here. "Ge Gu on the side explained.

"This is the place of the beginning, there is nothing good, let's go to Master Niao and Master Jingbi first." Shi Hao said, and then rushed towards the distant sky.

Shen Ma and Ge Gu also followed.

"Hey, isn't that Gegu? The boy in front of him looks so familiar!"

"It's a bit like...Xiaoshi! That's right, it's him! The big devil is back!"

"Who is that five-color dragon? Why does it make me feel out of breath?"

……

As soon as Shi Hao appeared, he immediately caused a great riot in the False God Realm, and people from all walks of life poured in, wanting to see his supreme demeanor.

"Haozi, your reputation is really great. How many young girls are fascinated by you, or just marry them back to the village, give birth to hundreds of thousands of him, and rely on their children to overthrow the world's enemies in the future. Good talk." Shen Ma said with a smile.

"Hundreds of thousands? Breeding pigs don't dare to give birth like this!" Shi Hao said angrily.

"Hey, you'll regret it in the future! When it's time to use it, you'll have little regrets, and you won't know what's going on." Shen Ma shook his head, as if he hated iron but steel.

"Get out!" Shi Hao gritted his teeth, and then turned into a rainbow light, which disappeared in a flash.

"Pfft!" Ge Gu on the side listened to their conversation and smiled unkindly.

After a quarter of an hour, the two dragons and one person still haven't found Master Niao and Master Jingbi, and those two old fellows seem to have evaporated from the world and disappeared.

"No, those two guys usually like to join in the fun. Today, there are so many people in the False God Realm, so they should show up." Ge Gu asked suspiciously.

Shi Hao stopped, dragging his chin with his left hand, and after pondering for a moment, a clever light suddenly flashed in his eyes, saying:

"I know, they are hiding from me. When I collected all ten bronze fragments and wanted to exchange them for scripture rewards, they pushed back and forth. It's the same this time."

"Then what should we do?" Ge Gu smiled wryly.

"The False God Realm is their old nest, and they shouldn't be indifferent when they see the nest being overturned."

Shi Hao took a deep breath, stepped forward, and directly punched out, the light of the fist was panicked, illuminating the world, endless runes spread, and all the mountains and palaces along the way were shattered.

This is a spiritual kingdom, built with order and rules, like a real world, very solid.But in the face of Shi Hao, a strong man who transcends the extreme, it is obviously still a little fragile.

"Boom!"

Along the way, the mountains collapsed, the rivers stopped flowing, and the sky and trees shattered, just like the collapse of the world and the end of the world.

"Hey!"

Many stone tablets emerged from the ground, and the brilliant inscriptions flickered, shining with blazing brilliance, illuminating the sky.

"Fist first!"

This is the rule of the False God Realm. Once someone breaks the record, this kind of stone tablet will appear and announce to the world.

"Someone broke the record!"

All of a sudden, countless people exclaimed and were extremely shocked.However, someone soon noticed a line of small characters under the stele.

"I love drinking animal milk!"

"Pfft!"

When someone sees this name, they can't help but spit out their mouths.Some reserved girls even laughed outright, their graceful bodies trembling wildly, making people daydream.

"Hahaha..." As for the men, they were even more unscrupulous, and some even laughed and fell down, bowing their bodies like cooked lobsters.

"It's true that he's back. It's been so many years. It's really nostalgic!"

"I laughed so hard, if it didn't show up now, I would have almost forgotten it."

A group of people laughed wildly, and the laughter spread far and wide, resounding throughout the False God Realm.

"Crack!"

Shen Ma looked at the radiant stele, didn't give any face, just let out a pig cry, the sound was half into the river wind and half into the clouds, shaking all directions.

Shi Hao on the side was full of black lines, and clenched his fists tightly. He really felt that his fame for the rest of his life was ruined by this name. It was because of his thick skin that he could not wait to get into the ground at this moment.

Ge Gu almost couldn't help laughing, but seeing Shi Hao's murderous eyes, he could only pinch his stomach fiercely and hold back his smile.

"Bah!"

Shi Hao let out a muffled grunt, drew out a fist light, and blasted towards the record monument, wanting to "destroy the corpse and wipe out the trace".

"Crack!"

The record tablet collapsed. However, what made people laugh was that another stone tablet appeared on the spot, which recorded a brand new record, still about boxing strength, but the final inscription was still the favorite to drink animal milk.

"Hahaha…"

At this moment, laughter came from all directions again, louder than last time.

"No, I'm going to die laughing! Hahaha!"

Shen Ma's stomach was full of laughter, and he lay on the ground and screamed, and the laughter spread in all directions with the power of the law. Along the way, the void collapsed and the ground cracked, which made people horrified.

"retreat!"

Shi Hao's expression changed abruptly, his whole body was glowing, and then he quickly backed away wrapped in Ge Gu.

Although the five secret realms in Shen Ma's body are imprisoned by this time and space, his physical body is comparable to the heavenly emperor who covers the universe, and the inadvertent release of power is enough to destroy the world.

"Ah! It hurts!"

"This laughter is so terrifying. Could it be that the ancient beasts from the depths of the False God Realm have come out?"

The monks who were close to Shenma covered their ears one by one, all seven holes were bleeding, and their expressions were extremely painful.Those who are far away are better, but feel dizzy and trembling in limbs.

"Crack!"

The stele that recorded "No. [-] Fist Power" collapsed again, and a new stele emerged with a line of words on it, glowing with blazing light, writing: The most laughable.

This line of words illuminated a large area of ​​the sky, like the sound of ten thousand swords, alarming countless people.At this moment, almost everyone was stunned, staring at those four words in a daze, unable to turn their minds around.

"Uh!"

Shen Ma was also stunned, and the laughter stopped abruptly, completely unexpected that a record was created unintentionally.

"Hoohoo, I've been through a lot of battles, I didn't expect to almost die under laughter this time, you're really good! You even set a record, and you want to be famous forever, don't you want to write your name on the monument?" Ge Gu leaned over and said with lingering fear.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back for a while, the main reason is that the joke was too funny." Shen Ma said.

"Hmph!" Shi Hao gave him a hard look.

"My dragon is relatively low-key, I don't like to show off, just leave a name, and I won't keep my real name."

Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, Shen Ma looked like a hermit Gao Long who was indifferent to fame and fortune. He raised his dragon claws and wrote two large characters in one go:

Save the day!

(End of this chapter)