Genesis Warlord

Chapter 315 The Joke Is Big
"I'm so full, I'm so sleepy, Dad, I, I want to sleep."

The little guy stretched, then stumbled towards Hong Yu, Hong Yu was stunned for a moment, it was also the little guy's normal habit to go to bed when he was full, so he stretched out his hand and hugged the little guy in his arms , suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Little Tong, you, you go to bed later, Zihuatian and the others are still in the secret room, you hurry to rescue them."

……

It's a pity that Xiaotong didn't have any answer, because he was already asleep, and he didn't even have an intuition.There are black lines all over Hong Yu's forehead. This little guy seems to be sleeping too fast. Those who don't know may think that the little guy is pretending to sleep on purpose.

"What, they haven't come out yet?" Xia Ke asked with wide eyes and couldn't believe it.

Hong Yu nodded innocently and said, "Yes, don't you know?"

"How would I know, I, I thought, if I went to fight World of Warcraft just now, they would be rescued by you." Shake sighed and explained.

Hong Yu smiled wryly, and pointed to his chest, he could feel that several ribs must have been broken: "Look at me now, I'm almost paralyzed and can't move, how can I still have the strength to save Zihuatian?" They. Originally, they went to rescue Zihuatian and others after the little guy was full, who knew that the little guy fell asleep as soon as he was full."

"That's true."

Xia Ke sighed, thought for a while, and said: "It seems that there is no big thing, let them stay below for a while, we will figure out a way until tomorrow, anyway, I can't move this mysterious mountain. .”

"That's right, safety is the most important thing."

Hong Yu nodded, now Hong Yu also felt very hungry, glanced at Elder Shi, and said lightly: "Hey, Shi Zhongyu, what are you still doing there, hurry up and ask your junior brother to catch monsters and roast them, now this Among the group of people, your junior brother is the most powerful."

"That's right, Junior Brother, hurry up." Elder Shi suddenly thought of something and said hastily.

The younger brother yawned, waved his hands, and said, "No, I'm not hungry. In the past three years, I haven't eaten anything, and I'm not hungry. You haven't eaten for a few days. How could you be hungry? Woolen cloth?"

……

There are black lines on Hong Yu's forehead, and he really admires this guy, since he hasn't eaten for three years?In fact, these people can also not eat for a long time. The increase in cultivation base can make them live longer, increase their life span, and use the spiritual energy of heaven and earth as food, so they don't need to eat at all.

It's just that they are all used to eating, so they never thought about relying on the aura of heaven and earth. If they are asked to stop eating immediately and only accept the aura of heaven and earth, they probably won't be able to do it.

"Okay, don't dawdle, don't forget, I'm your senior brother, what I tell you, you have to do for me." Elder Shi rolled his eyes and said angrily.

The younger brother also had a look of disdain: "How are you qualified to tell me these things? If it weren't for you, when I wasn't paying attention, you kicked me into the sleepy lock, and I would not eat for three years. Humph, now is the time to punish you."

"Okay, okay, it was my fault back then, it was my mistake, so it's okay for the head office, by the way, let me ask you, is it because you didn't give me food this time, after you go back, you won't ask the head Have you filed a complaint?" Elder Shi suddenly thought of something and said excitedly.

Hong Yu really convinced them. At this point, since they are still having conflicts.In fact, it's pretty good now, it's better than the real fight just now, otherwise, it will be really dangerous, and I'm afraid they won't be able to live in this world.

The younger brother curled his lips, and said unhappily: "You think it's simple. Back then, I almost got married with my junior sister. It's already reached the critical moment of falling in love with each other. Since you kicked me in, it hurts me. I have to come out now, this, this is a full three and a half years, you say, when Junior Sister sees me again, do you still have the feelings you had back then?"

"Yes, yes, there must be. She often talked to me about you, saying that she felt sorry for you at the beginning. She obviously had only a brother-sister relationship with you, but it pulled you so deeply. If time could be turned back, she would definitely not let you This kind of feeling has been planted by mistake." When Elder Shi said this, he was very relaxed, with a faint happy smile on his face, as if he was talking about something that his opinion had nothing to do with him.

Hong Yu frowned, always feeling that there was something wrong with what Elder Shi said. There must be other things involved in it, otherwise, Elder Shi would not be able to relax them.But Hong Yu couldn't guess what it was.

"How do you know how clear?" Junior Brother stood up, frowning and asked unhappily.

Elder Shi glanced at his junior brother leisurely, and said proudly: "Nonsense, now junior junior sister is my wife, of course I know, the two of us..."

"I am going to kill you!"

The younger brother was furious, and before Elder Shi finished speaking, he rushed towards him. Elder Shi was seriously injured and unable to resist, and was strangled by the other party, making it difficult to breathe.Hong Yu rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, your head was kicked by a donkey, why did you say this suddenly?

Even if you tell the truth, now that Junior Sister is your wife, then you can’t tell it. After all, your Junior Brother has loved your Junior Sister for so many years, and always thought that they would become husband and wife. You kicked your junior brother into the sleepy sky lock with one kick in front, and later married your junior brother's favorite junior sister. It's no wonder he doesn't hate you to death.

Hehe, fortunately you didn't say this before, otherwise, you would die faster.

"Hey, junior brother, you, what are you doing, I, what I said is true!" Elder Shi said out of breath.

"I don't care whether what you said is true or not, I'm going to kill you anyway!" The other party said fiercely again, his eyes were full of hatred, almost red.

Hong Yu glanced at it, and persuaded him: "Well, why don't you let him go first, and see if he is true or false, if it is in case, what he said is false, just to make a joke for you, you can do it like this I killed my brother from the same sect, and there is no way to explain it to the head of the sect after I go back."

"Humph."

The younger brother snorted coldly, and then slowly let go of his hand.

"Cough cough."

Elder Shi coughed twice, and after feeling that his breathing was unobstructed, he sighed and said solemnly: "Junior Brother, the relationship between you and Junior Sister is a thing of the past, and it's still not visible, why is this? I really don't like you, but I'm worried that if you say it, everyone will misunderstand, actually, the real feelings of junior sister are with me..."

"boom!"

The younger brother directly kicked the mayor's chest, and the elder Shi flew more than ten meters away. This kick seemed to be very powerful, but it didn't use any fighting spirit. Otherwise, he would not only vomit blood, but even Lives are lost.

Hong Yu walked over hurriedly, helped Elder Shi up, and said in a low voice: "Is your brain flooded? You didn't see it. You are angry now, and you still say such things. Are you courting death?"

"But what I'm telling is the truth." Elder Shi said innocently.

Nonsense, I'm worried because I know what you're telling the truth. If you lie, it's all lies, and you won't be beaten up by your junior brother now.Hong Yu sighed bitterly, and said: "The more you tell the truth now, the angrier your junior brother will be. This is the battlefield of thousands of sects. If you really die here, hehe, the master probably won't How to say it."

"This, this is true, the most useless one was killed by his own junior."

Elder Shi rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and said with a dry smile: "Junior brother, I just made a joke for you, don't take it seriously."

"What did you say!"

The younger brother was furious again, his figure flickered, and he arrived in front of Elder Shi in a blink of an eye. With such a speed and a strong gust of wind, Hong Yu was almost blown away. Hong Yu took a step back to avoid any accidental injury .The younger brother picked up Elder Shi and asked angrily.

Elder Shi swallowed in fright, and then said: "Brother, I, I was just joking just now, don't take it seriously, if you really can't do it, just treat me as a fart and let me go, please I beg you, Senior Brother will never dare again, so please don’t remember the faults of villains.”

"boom!"

This junior brother is also really sincere. He said to let him go, but he really let go directly. Although there is only a distance of more than two meters, but this solid fall is not so serious for a seriously injured person. easy.It has to be said that Elder Shi spit out a mouthful of blood again, and it is estimated that if he spits out a few more mouthfuls, even if he is not killed, he will vomit blood and die.

"Say, what's going on?" Junior Brother frowned and asked seriously.

Elder Shi spat back a mouthful of blood, and said: "Just kidding, I, I just envy your good relationship with junior sister. You, you also know that junior sister is very beautiful, but she is the most beautiful woman in Taibai sect. Many senior brothers and sisters are very beautiful. I like Junior Sister, but Junior Sister just fell in love with you, so I just envied you, and I just said that just to be angry with Junior Brother."

"I'm dizzy, then you should have made it clear earlier. Even if you want to anger your junior brother, you have to distinguish the situation clearly. Anyone here can tell that your junior brother has deep feelings for your junior sister, but the so-called Unforgettable, how can you still make this joke? Fortunately, your junior brother didn’t hit you hard because he is a brother of the same school.” Hong Yu seized the opportunity and hurriedly said beside him.

(End of this chapter)