It's all about me, the emperor

Chapter 121

"Then who are you?" Di Xin quickly changed the subject.

Yunxi tried her best to make a concave shape, and put on a look of being elegant and elegant, "I am a fairy..."

"..." Di Xin grimaced.

Yun Xi put on a compassionate expression, "I came down this time to wish you a helping hand."

"...I don't believe it." Just now he said that he fell here by mistake.

Yun Xi rummaged through the space, found out the Marysu halo thrown in the corner, clicked to wear it, and said to Di Xin, "Look, I have a halo!"

The one with the halo above her head should be the gods of the West. If she borrows it here, no one will sue her for copyright infringement, right?
A moon-white, holy halo hung above her head. Di Xin rubbed his eyes to make sure that it was not his illusion, "Well, even if you are a god, why do you help me?"

Yun Xi hurriedly took away Mary Su's halo, this thing is a bit shameful, if it wasn't for gaining Di Xin's trust, she wouldn't wear it again if she was killed!

"I have a grudge against Nuwa. As the saying goes, an enemy's enemy is a friend. If she wants to kill you, I will help you!"

This explanation was reasonable, and Di Xin hesitated for a moment before accepting it. "So, what are we going to do?"

"Don't worry, Xiaoshou, I'll talk about it after I make a good plan!"

The best way to win the list of gods is naturally to join Ji Fa's camp, fight against the enemy with them, and destroy the Shang Dynasty together.In this way, when Jiang Ziya was enshrining the gods in Qishan, she could take the opportunity to snatch the list of gods, and then escape, leaving this world.

It’s a good idea, but it’s too despicable at first, and it’s too immoral to attack the companions who fight side by side. Since you want to take away their god list, it’s better to stand in the enemy’s camp from the beginning, and the enemy comes to snatch it, which is naturally better than the betrayal of your companions Second, in this life, what she faced in this life were gods with supernatural powers, Nuwa, Yuanshi Tianzun, etc., crushing her to death was similar to crushing an ant, and she couldn't even deal with Nezha, Lei Zhenzi, etc., snatching the list of gods There are too many changes in the middle, don't look at her vows, in fact, she has no confidence at all!
Therefore, her best plan is to attack Di Xin with a minimum guarantee, and strive to win the list of gods!Otherwise, if there is an accident and she doesn't win the list of gods, wouldn't this life be a waste of time?You can't fetch water from a bamboo basket in vain!
Moreover, standing on Di Xin's side, she can still get some convenience. The Shang Dynasty is always orthodox, and even Nuwa is a little bit afraid, and dare not do anything directly to Di Xin.So it is more advantageous for her to stay here.

It only took Yun Xi a moment to think so much. After she made up her mind, she saw Di Xin tidying up her clothes and offering a treasure in front of her, "Daxian, I have a pearl that can shine ten meters away at night. Daytime!"

He was like 'Are you curious?Want to see it?"Come and ask me!" Yun Xi was very speechless, "Isn't it Ye Mingzhu? This thing has become a rotten commodity in the sky, it's nothing unusual!"

"..." Di Xin was depressed for a moment, and then he came back to life full of blood as if thinking of something, "Daxian, I also have a magical stone with a strange shape, which looks like a real dragon, and you can hear the sound of sea water when you put it next to your ear. Do you want to see it?"

Yun Xi was noncommittal, "You can pick up a lot of this kind of stone at the seaside, and it's just a coincidence that it has a strange shape!"

Di Xin suffered [-] points of damage, and silently squatted in a corner to draw a circle.

Yunxi was even more speechless, uncle, your weird appearance is not suitable for such a cute move at all, okay?
After a while, Di Xin ran over again and said, "Daxian, I have a pair of miraculous birds. This bird has only one eye and one wing, and only the male and female can fly together. Do you want to see it?"

Yunxi finally realizes later, Xiaoshou is not trying to please herself, is she?In other words, in Fengshen, in order to please Daji, he sent people to collect rare treasures, rare birds and beasts from all over the world.Now that he has changed himself, he is still the same way, alas - it's all a routine!

"...Well, although Lovebird knows about it, I haven't seen it yet."

Di Xin was happy, there was finally something that could make the beauty look sideways!Well, it seems that his collection is still not rich enough, and he needs to send some people to search for rare treasures in the world!
Yun Xi didn't know what he was thinking, if she knew, she would definitely slap him to death!Don't you think you can't die fast enough?But she was seeing someone right now, and she had some thoughts in her mind for a moment, so she didn't pay attention to others.

Di Xin half-supported and half-armed Yun Xi into the carriage, taking advantage of the opportunity, but Yun Xi didn't push him away, which made him secretly happy.

"Your Majesty—" Yun Xi called out coquettishly, lying in Di Xin's arms as soft as boneless, causing Di Xin to lose half of his body immediately, and hugged Yun Xi's slender waist.

"Well, beauty..."

Yunxi lay beside his ear, smiling charmingly, but her words were icy cold, "If you dare to take advantage of my old lady again, I will cut your lifeblood."

Di Xin was so frightened that he quickly let go and sat far away from her.

Satisfied, Yun Xi sat up straight, crossed her legs, and occupied Di Xin's seat.Di Xin hid in the corner like a pissed off daughter-in-law, looking at her resentfully, daring to speak out.

"Xiao Shou, let me ask you something, who is the man driving the car?"

Yunxi pointed to the driver driving outside and asked, Di Xin turned her head to look in the direction of her finger, and saw the man's back was thin and straight, with a very handsome profile, Di Xin said in a sour tone, "What are you asking him for? He's just a driver That's all!"

Yunxi looked sideways, and he reluctantly said, "It's the eldest son of Xibohou Jichang, Bo Yikao."

Sure enough, as Yunxi expected, at this time Bo Yikao was still serving as a hostage in Chaoge and driving for Di Xin. Later, he angered Daji and was ordered by Di Xin to chop into meat sauce. On Daji's suggestion, he was given For his father Ji Chang to eat.

This incident thoroughly angered Ji Fa and the others, and strengthened their determination to destroy the business.

But since Yunxi came here, naturally this kind of thing can't be allowed to happen, not the Virgin of Yunxi, but Bo Yikao is more beneficial to her alive than dead!

Isn't Ji Fa known as a benevolent, righteous, virtuous and wise ruler?When the unknown eldest son heir goes back, will he abdicate for the virtuous?After all, he came to the position because Bo Yi passed the exam. With his intelligence, he must not be willing to be inferior to others, right?It would be great if they could fight among themselves!
Yun Xi smiled sinisterly, causing Di Xin who was close to her to shudder involuntarily, "You, what do you want to do?"

Yun Xi gave him a wicked smile, "Why not, come here and I'll tell you something."

Di Xin was captivated by her smile, forgot to be afraid of her, approached her and asked, "What's the matter?"

Yun Xi grabbed him with one hand, took out a pair of scissors from the space with the other hand, and cut Di Xin's beard with a click.

The flashing scissors were flying in front of him, and Di Xin turned pale with fright, "Daxian, you, you, stop!"

"Don't move! Benxian's scissors don't have eyes. If you move around... hehe, don't blame me for what happened!" Yun Xi had long since found his beard unpleasant, and finally managed to cut it off for him. , it's no wonder she would stop!
"Okay, okay, I, I won't move, Daxian... Aim at the point, hold the scissors firmly, don't, don't shake!" Di Xin stuttered in fright, and his heart jumped into his throat!

"Don't worry, the head of this fairy is always good. Have you forgotten how I smashed Daji to death?" Yunxi was cutting vigorously, when suddenly the carriage braked suddenly, and a voice came from outside, "My lord, the deer platform is here."

Fortunately, Yunxi reacted so quickly and stopped in time, otherwise he would have pierced Xiaoshou's neck just now!Yun Xi is sure that Bo Yi tested him on purpose. After all, he has been driving Di Xin for so long, how could he make such a low-level mistake?It seems that Zhou Bu had hidden evil intentions long ago, and it wasn't because Bo Yikao was killed that he couldn't bear it any longer!
Di Xin was in a panic just now, and didn't notice these abnormalities. Instead, he was grateful to Bo Yikao for saving him from the dire straits.Naturally, Yun Xi wouldn't remind him, if he snapped Boyi's exam in a fit of anger, how would her plan go ahead?

"Wait, there's still a little left, scrape it off before going out."

Yunxi's scissors were lying in front of him, and Di Xin didn't dare to resist, so he obediently let her finish cutting.

"Well, well, Xiao Shou, it turns out that you look so good after shaving! Who told you to grow a beard and ruin this handsome face? It's a waste of money!" After shaving him clean, Yun Xi looked at him from left to right and said with satisfaction.

However, Di Xin hugged the mirror and wept bitterly, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." This voice was more miserable than crying Daji!

Yun Xi: "..." Your character of crying at every turn is really annoying.

"Okay! Why don't you just shave? As for?"

Di Xin complained to her tearfully, "This is the beard that has been with me for more than ten years! They all say that the beard of the widow is the most charming and sexy! With it, the widow is so wise and wise, but now you put It's scratched! How can the widow go to see the ministers?!"

Yun Xi: "..."

"Xiao Shou, I can confirm and affirm that you are definitely being fooled! You are the sexiest and most charming without a beard! You are a strange sorghum with a beard, and you look cruel and vulgar. He's so obscene and shameless, he's not a good person at first sight!"

Di Xin didn't believe it, "Are you lying to me?"

"I didn't lie to you, really!" Yun Xi said and kissed him on the face, "Look, if I were you before, I wouldn't be able to talk at all, why don't you believe such an obvious comparison?"

This time Di Xin believed it, but still curled his lips, pointed to the other cheek and said, "I still don't believe it, unless you kiss me too."

Yun Xi slapped him on the head, "Why don't you go to heaven!"

After speaking, he jumped out of the car first.

Di Xin touched the place where Yun Xi had kissed, and smiled a little silly.Seeing Yunxi go down, he hurriedly followed.

Outside the car, Bo Yi Kao was standing with his hands down, Yun Xi walked up to him and stood still, and said in a casual tone, "Is that Bo Yi Kao?"

Bo Yikao bowed slightly and replied calmly, "Yes."

A cold look flashed across Yun Xi's eyes, she didn't care what they wanted to do with Di Xin, but if they wanted to use her hands to kill Di Xin, they had to ask her if she was willing!If he really got his way just now, she would be the one who killed Di Xin!Even if she didn't mean it, who would believe it?No matter how much she defended, the charge would still fall on her. Zhou Bu and even Bo Yikao were fine.

Yunxi is annoyed at their behavior of doing bad things and letting others take the blame, and the same is true for destroying business.Obviously, King Zhou hadn't done anything outrageous yet, but Nu Wa sent a Daji to confuse Di Xin and bring chaos to Chao Gang, and then gave Ji Fa and the others a reason to crusade. In Yun Xi's opinion, it was like being a bitch. It's no different if you want to set up a memorial archway!If you want to rebel, you can rebel. If you cover your own ambitions with a legitimate fig leaf, isn't it rebellion?He also said that people forced you to rebel, which is extremely hypocritical!
So, now she finds Bo Yi Kao very unpleasant, and originally wanted to send him back directly, but now, she can't let him go so easily!

(End of this chapter)