The sword of online games runs on mountains and rivers

Chapter 42 What Nonsense Are You Talking About!

Chapter 42 What Nonsense Are You Talking About!
As a DPS, Chu Yan felt that he was really ashamed of his status.

Even with the damage-resisting attribute bonus of PVE equipment, his damage can't be said to be explosive.

[Running Thunder Hammer] As a boss, Xie Jin's stamina bar is even more exaggerated than the blood bar. It is a dream to break his stamina.

Unable to break the decision, the skills hit him, almost all of them were white characters, and the knowing blows were pitifully rare.

"Fuck! Why is this boss chasing me?"

Du Ge rolled left and right, trying to avoid Xie Jin's sledgehammer.

I don't know why, it was obviously the rude little bird who fired first, but after less than a minute of fighting, the hatred came to the innocent Du Ge, which made him very puzzled.

The first output is Qian Yi, and the main T is a rough bird. How could the hatred fall on him?
Qian Yi obviously didn't feel right, turned to the rough bird and asked, "Niao, what the hell do you use for meridians?"

"Wu Qu!" A certain host T replied in a very puzzled manner.

Qian Yi was angry.

"You melon skin! You use martial arts meridians to fight PVE? Don't you know to change it to seven kills?"

The rough bird fired a blast gun and asked back: "Why? Wuqu is so easy to use..."

"You... Forget it, let's cut off the meridian and reopen it." Qian Yi finally sighed helplessly.

It's just that he was so careless and forgot to tell the rough bird.

But he didn't expect that someone actually used the Wuqu meridian to write the book.

Chu Yan had nothing to say, the boss was opened without adjusting the vital main T meridian in a wasteland reclamation group, which is a big deal.

The five of them honestly cut off their meridians, and then they were reborn and came to the square where Xie Jin was.

The BUFF time is not over yet, and there is no need for a few people to re-up the BUFF. Qian Yi took advantage of the time for everyone to meditate and recover, and commanded: "Check the meridians carefully to see if there is any problem. Use the Shenwei Blast Gun to break the army, and the other governors. All seven kills. Remember to use martial arts for Tianxiang’s Spring Breeze Umbrella, and adjust the others yourself. I don’t have information on Taibai’s meridians, so let’s kill all seven..."

Mobai girl raised her little hand: "Why does the Spring Breeze Umbrella use martial arts? Seven kills increase the movement speed, and breaking the army increases the healing range. Both are better than martial arts."

"Fool!"

Qian Yi pointed to Xie Jin behind him and said: "Boss skills all have suppressive effects, and Chunfeng Umbrella Wuqu has a domineering state, which will not interrupt your release."

"oh oh."

Sister Mobai is fine, Chu Yan raised his hand.

"I want to ask, have you changed your meridians?"

"How could I..." Before she finished speaking, she opened the meridian page and was surprised to find that her meridian had not been changed back, Qian Yi was embarrassed.

Last night, I discussed the sword until late at night, and I came to open up wasteland early this morning, and the meridian has not changed back.

"How did you know that I didn't find out?" Qian Yi was curious.

Chu Yan slammed his mouth: "Guess."

"So mysterious?"

Chu Yan was not surprised and continued to die, "What's the matter, I also know that you don't wear underwear!"

For a moment, the air seemed to freeze.

Whether it was the poisonous brother with a cool expression, or the master T bird with a muscular head, their eyes turned back and forth on the two of them strangely.The shy Mobai girl had already sunk into her head and covered her eyes with a flushed face.

Qian Yi seemed to be bitten by a dog, jumped up on the spot and was furious: "You...you are talking nonsense!"

"Am I talking nonsense, you know it in your heart." Chu Yan shrugged and said indifferently.

Shallowly recalling that this coquettish man has a little-known hobby, that is, he likes to put his crotch in neutral.

Originally, it was nothing. After all, if he didn’t open his pants, who would know if he was in neutral?But this guy once made a mistake in the input method in a crucial national server finals, which exposed this hobby, and Chu Yan learned about it.

The opponent in the finals at that time was Chu Yan.

Chu Yan still remembered that it was a sunny morning, and the white-haired, black-clothed man stood proudly on the Qiantang martial arts field with a long sword without a front.

It was the arena for the national server's swordsman 1V1 champion and runner-up, a stage of glory under the watchful eyes of hundreds of millions of players.

He felt that his old opponent, Qian Yi, who had fought countless times, was a little nervous, and his hands were trembling, so he typed to encourage him: "Qian Yi, you are the best!"

The reason why it is typing is because during the game of swordsmanship, in order to prevent cheating, after entering the top 64 servers, all social function plug-ins of each player are blocked. If players want to communicate on the field, they can only type in the current public channel Communication, it is impossible to reach a PY transaction in private.

All players can see the typed communication in the public channel, which also prevents the possibility of major players communicating online to achieve PY cheating during the game, which will affect the fairness of the swordsman game.

As for online shielding, players can PY offline, that would underestimate the importance Polaris Group attaches to the competition.

As long as the offline PY transaction is verified by Polaris, both clubs and players will face a long suspension period of 5 to 10 years in addition to high fines.No one dared to take such a big risk to do something that would affect the fairness of the game.

Back to the topic, I don't know what Qian Yi was thinking at that time, after Chu Yan spoke to encourage him, he actually said that he felt very cold.

Chu Yan was very curious: "What's the matter? Can the virtual world feel cold? It shouldn't be, I, Qinchuan, is freezing and snowing every day, isn't it true that there are boring young heroes who go to Qinchuan to run naked to see the snow?"

Qian Yi: "I'm not wearing underwear."

Chu Yan: "???"

The spectators were in an uproar, and many self-media editors were so excited that their eyes were bloodshot, and shocking headlines came to mind instantly.

Well-known e-sports players don't wear underwear to play games?Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?
After the game, Qian Yi explained to the reporter that what he wanted to say at that time was "not wearing underwear". As a result, the built-in input method of "Tian Dao" sorted by common words, and he accidentally said what was on his mind.

Of course, Qian Yi is a very honest man.

Facing the reporter's questioning, he said: "You ask me if I'm wearing it or not? I'm sure I'm not wearing it. Wearing underwear will affect my performance."

A slip of the tongue by Qian Yi accidentally revealed his biggest secret, coupled with this bastard's shameless admission, this is the origin of the underpants of later generations.

Later, whenever Qian Yi lost a match against Lunjian, his fans would always defend him and say, "This round doesn't count! My family, Qian Yi, wore underwear today, and his performance was abnormal!"

"This is not the peak level of Qian Yi!"

"The man who symbolizes freedom, undo your seal!"

"Qian Yi, release your eagle to strike the sky! You are a magic sword, how can you beat the bird when you lock it up?"

When everyone was joking around, no one could remember what Qian Yi wanted to say at that time.

The strange thing is that after the sword swing match, Qian Yi was already ready to be criticized as a loser, but unexpectedly, because of a ridiculous panty stalk, her popularity increased instead of decreasing, and the number of fans unexpectedly increased. A lot of lovely young ladies.

(End of this chapter)

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