Domineering migrant workers

Chapter 609
"Xiaogu, let's go out quickly." Chen Tiantian also said anxiously.

"Okay, Xiaoyun, hurry up, help me hold the skirt of the wedding dress, let's go." Xiaogu also said anxiously.

"Okay." Xiaoyun jumped on the wall in a hurry, holding the skirt of the wedding dress.

"I can't go! I'm going to be the best man today, you, immediately, immediately, bring me a wedding suit!" Mr. Li howled at the master of ceremonies unceremoniously.

Confused!Being howled by Mr. Li so domineeringly, commanded like a dog, the master of ceremonies was resolutely stunned!

Well, although there are not many weddings that I preside over, if you arrange them, you can go around this restaurant. But, I have never seen someone with the tonnage and body shape of yours as the best man. !

If you come to be the best man with your image, isn't it the black groom?God's hatred, God's hatred!

She managed to get married once, but you caused a huge havoc, this enmity is big enough!This grievance is big enough!
"I don't have time, let's go." The master of ceremonies quickly winked at Chen Tiantian, the groom.

"No, you can only leave after finding the best man's dress." Mr. Li stopped in front of everyone.

"You want to be the best man, fine, but you are so fat, then you have to prepare the best man's dress yourself!"

Seeing Mr. Li blindly here, feeling that this was intentionally disrupting his brother's wedding, Meng Yi jumped out decisively.

"Bastard, you are the only one who is fat, and your whole family is the only one who is fat! Why is I so fat? What are you talking about? I am fat, and I ate your rice? I am fat, and I drank your water? What the hell are you Who is it? See if I don't sit on your ass!"

Fat people hate others to say that they are fat!

Fat people hate it even more when others dare to say that they are fat to their face!

Meng Yi not only dared to say that he was fat, but also dared to say that he was fat in front of him, if Mr. Li could bear it, then he would not be a man!

So, Mr. Li stretched out his fat paw, pointed at Meng Yi, and said coldly, if there was any disagreement, he would jump up, and with a single ass, Meng Yi's Xiang would sit down.

"Who am I, you don't need to make it! The clothes you want need at least 5 plus, you can ask the master of ceremonies if he has a best man's dress that you can wear." Meng Yi sneered.

You fat man, the clothes you usually wear are probably hard to buy!Right now, you actually want a best man dress that you can wear, you say, is it possible?That is absolutely impossible!
"Master of ceremonies, are you still acting like a god? Get me the best man's dress quickly." The flesh on Mr. Li's face trembled a few times.

"Sorry! I really don't have any clothes here that you can wear." Seeing Mr. Li's sloppy face, the master of ceremonies swallowed nervously.

"No, get me a set right away! Otherwise, you'll want to be in the master of ceremonies industry." Mr. Li jumped up resolutely.

"This..." The master of ceremonies stretched out his salty pig's hand anxiously, and wiped the sweat off the dog's head.

I'm just a little master of ceremonies, I'm still a child, just let me go!The master of ceremonies raised his head to the sky and sighed, but there were only a thousand lines of tears.

"Mr. Li, let me do the math. You ate too much today. I guess you're going to go to the bathroom soon. You're not suitable to be a best man. A best man has to stand on stage for 10 minutes in a row."

Seeing that Mr. Li was still blinding the BB, the master of ceremonies was about to cry, Meng Yi stepped forward resolutely, stretched out a salty hand with malicious intentions, and patted him on the shoulder.

Well, in fact, Meng Yi slapped a acupuncture point on the shoulder, and this acupuncture point is for urination, that is to say, after being slapped by Meng Yi's salty pig's hand, Mr. Li estimated that he would urinate two drops of urine up.

"You are the one going to the bathroom, and your whole family is going to the bathroom!" Mr. Li became furious decisively.

Before coming here, he had already gone to the toilet happily once, so why would he go to the toilet again soon if he was swollen?
Is this scientific?This is decisively unscientific!
"Mr. Li, just ignore him. It doesn't matter if you don't have a dress, let's go directly to the stage." Aunt Wu said flatteringly.

"If you don't have a dress, go directly to the stage? Is Jiang Zi suitable?"

Not only the master of ceremonies felt the deep malice from Aunt Wu, but even Chen Tiantian, Xiaogu and others also felt the deep malice from Aunt Wu.

This girl must be here to make trouble!

If it was Jiang Zi who let Mr. Li take the stage, then everyone would only see this piece of meat, would it be possible to see the bride and groom?What is the meaning of the wedding!

"It's not suitable for some horses! I'm handsome, and I'm the most handsome without a dress." Mr. Li shook his chubby dog's head proudly.

Let me go, if you go on stage, it will definitely turn people off. I guess people with poor tolerance will spit out the tomato scrambled eggs they ate yesterday, or the day before yesterday.

"Mr. Li, I would like to give you a warm and thoughtful reminder. I guess there are three seconds before you are going to the toilet. The distance from here to the toilet is 10 meters away. With your flexibility, I guess it will be too late." It takes five seconds to get there! In other words, you may pee on the way!"

Meng Yi glanced at Mr. Li, and smiled maliciously.

"You peed on the way, and your whole family peed on the way!"

Mr. Li hadn't finished speaking, he just felt a rush of urination, from the position of his dantian to the position of his Tianling Gai!
This urge to urinate is so strong, so strong that it can't be done, if he doesn't go to the toilet quickly and happily, he will pee out on the spot in the next second.

You have to tell me, Mr. Li is an adult, if you pee in public, you will be laughed out of your teeth!
No, I'd better go to the toilet happily!When I come back from the bathroom, let's be the best man happily!

"Okay, I'll go to the bathroom happily first! Wait for me! If you don't wait for me, I'll be in a hurry with you! Oh, I can't stand it..."

Mr. Li said, as if he couldn't bear it any longer. He covered his stomach with his hands, crossed his legs, and launched a charge towards the toilet in a very strange posture.

However, his tonnage was really too heavy, and before he could run two steps, he was panting like a dead dog.

Then, suddenly, there was an earth-shattering roar in his stomach, and then, he couldn't control the valve in his body, and decisively urinated a drop of urine.

After urinating a drop of urine, he could not control the sour feeling, so he couldn't control the gate of the valve. It was no longer a drop of urine, two drops of urine, and then a burst of urine. A stream of urine!
"what……"

Watching myself pee!

Watching myself pee in front of a bunch of people!

Watching myself in broad daylight, urinating in front of a bunch of people!

Mr. Li wanted to die, so he urinated and ran towards the toilet in a hurry.

"Haha, he actually lost control of his urine."

"Urinating incontinence in broad daylight, I guess it's prostatitis!"

"There is a problem with prostatitis, it is also a disease, it must be cured, and the medicine must not be stopped!"

Seeing Mr. Li's dead dog appearance, Meng Yi and the others laughed heartlessly.

"Wahhaha, you're like a dead dog, and you still want to be the best man, so go to the bathroom and eat!"

The master of ceremonies looked at Mr. Li's cowardly expression, and resolutely muttered in a low voice.

"Mr. Li, wait for me!" Everyone laughed heartlessly, but Aunt Wu jumped the wall and chased after her.

"What, the annoying flies have finally left, now it's time to happily attend the wedding." Meng Yi still smiled heartlessly.

"Yes, at the wedding venue, let's go, hurry up." The master of ceremonies hurriedly shouted.

"Okay, let's go." The bridesmaid hurriedly took up Xiaogu, and Chen Tiantian hurriedly jumped over the wall to follow, and together they launched a charge towards the wedding stage.

"Hey, hold back and run, hold back and leave Mr. Li!"

Watching Chen Tiantian and others jump over the wall and run away, Aunt Wu was so angry that she almost jumped three feet high.

"Let's go, let's go to see the wedding." Meng Yi said with a faint smile.

"Let's go." Tie Zhu and the others nodded cheerfully, followed behind Meng Yi, and launched a charge towards the wedding stage together.

Amidst the overwhelming applause and gun salute, the bridegroom and groom decisively appeared on the stage, and then, the master of ceremonies jumped up and down on the stage like a monkey, setting off a wave of enthusiasm!

A few minutes later, after a burst of applause that was so enthusiastic that it was unnecessary, the banquet finally opened.

As for Meng Yi and the others, they were arranged in a small corner near the door by Aunt Wu who rushed over from behind. As for Mr. Li, he peed his pants, what else?He decided that there was nothing left to do.

Although they were treated unfairly, Meng Yi and the others were not angry at all!

The person sitting at the wedding banquet chairperson must be the elders of Chen Tiantian and Xiaogu, maybe there are some famous people, but Meng Yi doesn't know him very well.

After eating more than a dozen dishes, it was estimated that the happy meal was coming to an end, and the groom and the groom began to toast.

Originally, as Chen Tiantian's good brother, close buddy, and good friend, Meng Yi should have followed Chen Tiantian and blocked the drinking for him.

After all, today is a day of great joy for Chen Tiantian, and he must enter the bridal chamber happily. If there is no one to hold back the wine for him, then he will definitely be drunk by the mad dog-like guests. How can you happily enter the bridal chamber?
However, Chen Tiantian never said hello to himself, and behind him was already a strong young man.

From the looks of it, that man is also a hero in wine, drinking is like drinking boiled water, no matter how many people poured wine on Chen Tiantian, he just laughed it off and drank it all in one gulp.

Moreover, he enlivens the atmosphere of the banquet, even if the other party deliberately embarrasses Chen Tiantian, he can resolve them one by one.

"Meng Yi, you've been busy with research and development recently, and the time is tight, so I never asked you to pick up the bride. Moreover, you must keep your head clear, so I dare not let you replace the wine. This is Xiao Mushroom. My younger brother Xiao Hao, his alcohol capacity is also pretty good."

Finally at Mengyi's table, Chen Tiantian smiled knowingly at Mengyi.

So, when Chen Tiantian is toasting, will something out of the ordinary happen?
(End of this chapter)