Domineering migrant workers

Chapter 617

"If you lie to me, I guarantee that you entered vertically and exited horizontally." Lin Yuansen said viciously.

"Fangsen, I'm an honest and good boy! Use your paws, press down an inch directly below the navel, press down hard, try to press 9 times in a row." Meng Yi smiled like a little fox.

Meng Yi asked me to do it, what does it mean?Will he mess around?
However, now it is broad daylight and the sky is bright, so many dog ​​eyes are watching strongly, I reckon Meng Yi will definitely not mess around!

So, did I do what Meng Yi said?Or do you do what Meng Yi said?Or do you do what Meng Yi said?

Forget it, I'll do as Meng Yi said!

After all, there is nothing to lose by just trying it out, is there?
Therefore, Lin Yuansen decisively did as Meng Yi said.

However, after he pressed 9 times, nothing magical happened!

"It's over, there's nothing wrong with it!" Lin Yuansen didn't know what to do.

At this time, Meng Yi decisively took Lan Yuxin's little hand, and jumped three steps backward.

"Hey, have you run so far with a beautiful woman to be a magic horse?"

Seeing Mengyi not only holding Lan Yuxin's little hand, but also pulling her back three steps, Lin Yuansen became even more confused.

Before he could finish his unknowing sense, he felt a rush of fart suddenly rushing to his heavenly cap, and then, he couldn't control the prehistoric power in his body, and released a super invincible cosmic loud fart .

This super invincible cosmic loud fart is so loud that you don't want it, and it smells so bad that you don't want it. The people who were watching around Lin Yuansen just now were caught off guard and rolled their eyes.

"You...you dare to rape me..."

Lin Yuansen let out another super invincible universe loud fart, one fart will kill Meng Yi.

been played!

I was decisively played by Meng Yi!

In broad daylight, he was decisively played by Meng Yi!

Moreover, I was so active in cooperating with Meng Yi, I was really worrying about my IQ!I was made to cry by myself!
However, this does not mean that I am too stupid, but that the enemy is too cunning!
After all, I used to play happily with a girl from the medical department. I vaguely created some acupuncture points in the human body. As long as I press these acupuncture points, miraculous things will happen!
For example, if I press the acupuncture point on my abdomen, I will fart.

It's okay, it's okay, it's a good thing that Meng Yi's kung fu is not good enough, otherwise, if he presses other acupoints, it's not a matter of farting, it may be Laxiang!

Today, it's Lin Mengyao's birthday party, if I go to her birthday party, I can't even imagine the consequences!The worst result is, I want to die!

Just when Lin Yuansen was frightened, the inside of his stomach was like rain and thunder, more like a driving tractor, rumbling, rumbling, and he was about to lose control of the prehistoric power in his body. Then a super invincible universe is about to burst out.

He wanted to believe that if he really couldn't control the prehistoric power in his body, this loud fart would be even more ferocious than last time.

"I forgot to tell you that your illness is caused by the bad breath in your body, just let it out! You are also anxious to thank me! Because I used to have a red scarf fluttering on my chest." Meng recalled a 45-degree angle Looking up at the ceiling, laughing without saying a word!
"I... I thank you... I thank your whole family..." Lin Yuansen held back very hard, his little face was blue and purple.

However, it was fine if Lin Yuansen didn't open his mouth to speak. Once he spoke, he found that he couldn't control the prehistoric power in his body, so there was a pop, another pop, and then another pop.

After these three bangs, it seemed that the whole world fell silent!So, taking Lin Yuansen's location as a radius of 10 meters, all the strong onlookers were forced to retreat!
The smell is so bad that you don't want it. No one has the courage to stand within 10 meters of Lin Yuansen. In their subconscious mind, they all want to stay away from Lin Yuansen. The farther the better, otherwise , then get ready to be smothered to death by farts!

"Oh, farting openly in broad daylight, Jiang Zi is uncivilized, she is too civic-minded! It's really not as good as a primary school student!" Meng Yi resolutely covered her little nose and said with a look of disgust.

"You wait for me..."

Lin Yuansen gritted his teeth and said, however, it seems that now is not a good time to clean up Meng Yi, let's get rid of the fart in his body first!Therefore, Lin Yuansen hurriedly launched a charge towards the toilet.

When he was about to rush to the door of the toilet, Lin Yuansen finally couldn't control the prehistoric power in his body, and a series of farts were released suddenly, the rhythm was like eating Xuanmai, and he couldn't stop at all. Sour and refreshing, just like going to heaven.

Watching Lin Yuansen leave in a hurry, Meng Yi let out a sneer.

If I can't play you to death, I won't call you overbearing migrant worker brother!I am the ancestor of Yin people!Ho ho!
"Meng Yi, you are really naughty, really despicable!" Lan Yuxin gave Meng Yi a coquettish look, then decisively covered her small cherry mouth, and giggled.

"Yes, because everyone tells me to hold it down! Despicable Mengyi! Naturally, I want to be despicable! However, because today is the big day of Lin Mengyao's birthday, I will hold back! Otherwise, I will become despicable, Even I am afraid of myself!"

Meng Yi stroked her dog's head and said resentfully.

"Bah, do you dare to be more despicable!" Lan Yuxin gave Meng Yi another flirty look.

"Okay, Yuxin, I won't tell you anymore. In order to develop a new type of brick, my brother stayed all night last night. Up to now, my stomach is still hungry! Let me go and solve my stomach problem first. what!"

Meng Yi said with bright eyes, and then, he took out the salted pig's hand without any politeness, took a glass of red wine from the tray of the passing waiter, and then, he raised the dog's head, and drank it down in one gulp.

Then, the animal still smashed its small mouth, showing an expression of aftertaste.

8 wrong, 8 wrong, it turned out to be produced by Chateau Lafite, produced by Chateau Lafite, it is absolutely extraordinary!

Although, this is not Lafite from 82, but this bottle is estimated to cost tens of thousands!It's a pity that this small cup probably won't quench your thirst!

So, Meng Yi took the whole tray even more unceremoniously, and then raised the dog's head to get a glass, and raised the dog's head again to get a glass, and reckoned that after drinking a bottle of red wine, this guy didn't feel that it didn't seem spicy. so thirsty.

"Yu Xin, why don't you drink when you're swollen?" Meng Yi asked suspiciously.

"Uh! I'm not thirsty." Lan Yuxin took a step back calmly, showing the expression that I don't know you.

"Okay! Then I'll go and eat happily." So, Meng Yi decisively walked towards the place where the food was placed, and immediately launched the charge.

Meng Yi's performance, that precipitous cliff is a strange and different kind among the group of people at the scene, this animal seems to be reincarnated from a starving ghost, don't even think that this is a magical occasion!

Meng Yi doesn't care what other people look at him, he smashes his mouth again, since the problem of thirst is solved, it's hot, so let's eat happily!

So, Meng Yi patted her own dog's head, and then patted her stomach. Under the staring eyes of the powerful onlookers, one salty pig's hand grabbed a bottle of red wine, while the other salty pig's hand grabbed a bottle of red wine. Holding a crab, it's like a hungry dog.

"Is this an animal?"

"Isn't this President Lin's birthday party? How could such a vulgar person get in here!"

"Oh my god, this food is too disgusting!"

Seeing Meng Yi being so vulgar and rude, the group of self-proclaimed aristocratic people decisively went blind.

Just when some well-dressed men wanted to show off their aristocratic demeanor in front of Meng Yi, the whole world seemed to quiet down, and everyone's dog eyes were all looking in one direction.

On the second floor of the villa, Lin Mengyao, who was dressed like a princess in a white evening gown, was walking downstairs with small graceful steps, surrounded by Lin Shiyu and Xiangxiang who were equally beautiful.

"Thank you everyone for coming to my birthday party. I hope you all have a good night." Lin Mengyao's sweet voice came out decisively from her cherry mouth.

As soon as Lin Mengyao's words fell, the entire banquet hall seemed to be immersed in a sea of ​​joy, and there was thunderous applause for a moment, which was simply earth-shattering.

After a while, the three women came to the banquet hall. Amidst the elegant soft music wishing you a happy birthday, two waiters came over pushing a cake that was estimated to be taller than Meng Yi, and greeted Lin Mengyao. stopped in front of him.

Although the cake is very tempting, if you want to eat the cake, you probably have to wait until Lin Mengyao finishes making her wish, blows out the candles, then cuts and divides it up. By the time I get the cake, the fungus is all black, so I'll come first Have fun eating crabs!
I glanced at the cake far away in the sky, then at the crab right in front of me, again at the cake far away in the sky, and then at the crab right in front of me again.

In the end, Meng Yi still felt that the crab in front of him was more attractive than the cake, so he picked up another crab and happily gnawed on it.

Lin Mengyao's gaze slowly swept across the crowd of onlookers in the hall, and she smiled sweetly at everyone, but when her eyes fell on Meng Yi's body, that smile froze decisively.

Meng Yi is an animal, he is actually holding a crab, and he is enjoying himself gnawing there!
Feelings, the charm of my girlfriend is not as big as a crab!
Livestock!Dreaming of you animal!

Today, Lin Yuhuan and the designer Feng will definitely come to me again with a new type of brick and forcefully blind BB. Wait a minute, people from the Gailun Group will also come over.

If you don't send them away, take the order from Gailun Group, and keep my position as president, I will be in a hurry with you!I will definitely let you make it, so that the sunflower will bloom in the sun.

Lin Mengyao was thinking angrily in her heart, but her little face always had a sweet smile that was too sweet to ignore. In the midst of the out-of-key birthday song of the crowd watching, she opened her small cherry mouth and exhaled softly. In one breath, he blew out the candles on the cake.

What's hot, after Lin Mengyao blows out the candles, will she be swollen and mad at Meng Yi?

(End of this chapter)